/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Dad: "Where do I type the other person's e-mail address?"
Me: "There should be a bar that says 'Send to,' type it there."
Dad: "I don't see anything like that."
Me: "Okay, hold on, let me come look at it-"

>Dad has written entire e-mail in the Google search bar

[Anonymous No.]

:3~ Is that Bisu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/g/

[Anonymous ‮（≖‿≖ ） ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

Polite korean.jpg, accompanied by /b/ drivel as always.
I'm going to just filter this image.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

How many times are you going to post polite korean.jpg?

[Anonymous No.]

Sup Jaedong.

How does it feel wining the MSL because of a glitch instead of your own skill?

[Anonymous No.]

Koreans on my /jp/ ?

[Anonymous No.]

Kollege Budi von Giga Games

[Anonymous No.]

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And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303557
jaedong

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303586

You misspelled "God".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303700
Bang.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mom asks why the Internet isn't working
>I tell her to check if it's plugged in
>She goes on all fours to see under the table
>I pull down her pants and fuck her in the shitter
>She has multiple orgasms
>My face

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

my dad used system restore once, he used it to reorganize the icons in the desktop.

oh, I remember when he tried to burn a game into a dvd, and he just copied the shortcut to the game, I fucking lol'd that time.

[『五角场 ～之～ 无名氏』 No.]

>>5303744
that's nothing to lol about, dickhead
it is admirable if he learned from the experience
now back to /g/ with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303700
>>5303713

Sup StarCraft newfags.
I'm sure Jaedong is cool if you've been watching it on YouTube for 3 months.

But fuck you both. I've been there since the begging.

I downloaded iloveoov replays from an FTP in 2003. I stayed up until 3AM to watch live Korean streams in 2004. I watched Nal_rA revolutionise Protoss vs Zerg play in 2005.

And I was there for 2006. The golden era. The best year the sport has ever had.

Boxer, XellOs, JulyZerg, these are the true greats. These are the players I watched rise, and fall. These are the players that relied on creativity, imagination and skill instead of 14 hours a day practice and going for the same safe builds. I cheered for them when they won, I cried when they lost. I will never forget them.

Fuck your Jaedongs, Bisus and Flashes. Fuck all your useless modern players going for the same tried and tested strategys with their stupid straightened hair and unmanly ways.

Since 2006, everything went downhill. Play became more standard, imagination died, corruption run rife and everything I loved about the game died. The 2008 Ever OSL finals were the last good StarCraft matches to be played in the whole of Korea.

But mainly, fuck you Jaedong. Jangbi and Stork are the only worthwhile guys still playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303568
als ob

>>5303882
sup fag

The best years where when Firebathero fucked anything and everything with his awesome dances and you know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303931

So true ;_;
Video related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBuhwWV2-kM

[Anonymous No.]

why isn't starcraft popular in japan? it requires so much strategy and reaction time

[Anonymous No.]

Reported. Jesus christ night /jp/ is always the worst /jp/

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

For a second I thought I accidentally in /g/.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5304472
>Starcraft
>strategy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304483
shut up whore, go back playing your melty blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304483

Intensive Zerg rushing can get down to the millisecond for success or failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5303882

You forgot to mention Yell0w.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5304472
Here is a list of games which involve more strategy and reaction time than Starcraft:

- Scrabble
- Tiddlywinks
- Connect Four
- Yahtzee

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304562
Fuck off.

Holy shit this place has the worst threads.
The idolfriends put us to shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304562

You aren't even trying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304584
at least they condense in 1 thread unlike YOU touhou faggots go eat shit asspained cum flowing ass lickers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304606
I was saying the idolfriends are the best posters here.
Also you're clearly autistic, go fuck yourself with something extremely wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304606
What part of his post makes you think he's a Touhoufag?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5304584
>>5304605
You're actually bothered by that info? Scrabble has major tourneys as well, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304616
I'm not intimidated by you ZUN!bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304584
I don't think anyone who gets trolled into the stratosphere by a ZUN post has any right to complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304632
I wasn't trolled.
I trolled you.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5304625
I'm not trying to intimidate anyone.

Seriously, you say a nerd's favorite game isn't so good and they somehow take it as a personal attack on their very being. I don't get it.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5304616
Scrabble has had major tourneys since before anyone in this thread was even born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304654
It's not my favorite game, but it does involve a lot of important macromanagment.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5304665
So does Scrabble or Tiddlywinks. Seriously, you miss that one letter or one shot and then it's all over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304640
Sure bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5304700
Hey guys, ZUN!bar is so funny. Tell us something else funny.

[Some Guy No.]

I don't have this problem. My dad was the one who taught me how to use the computer. He was having LAN parties before I even knew what one was.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5304707

If you insist.

1) All threads involving polite korean.jpg are of dubious quality.

[Anonymous No.]

koreans = terrans
japanese = protoss
chinese = zergs

right?