[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 79 KB, 560x560, 1263681609890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5302933 No.5302933 [Reply] [Original]

Serious question here, after leeching for 3 years I just can't take it anymore so I decided to end my life. Would /jp/ watch me kill myself with a gun if I did a livestream?

>> No.5302948

livestreams are for faggots

>> No.5302955
File: 710 KB, 1200x900, 10290148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5302955

>> No.5302963

what gun?

>> No.5302967

Suicide is for faggots.

>> No.5302972

Livestream tends to be terrible, so no.
Although morbid curiosity might get the better of me.

>> No.5302978

yes

>> No.5302981

I don't like it when you joke about this kind of stuff, Anon.

>> No.5302983

and nothing of value was lost, only useless shit who lost hope commit suicide

>> No.5302984

>>5302955
why is yuuka such a whore

>> No.5302986

Hurry up, time for sleep soon.

>> No.5302988

go ahead please

>> No.5302993
File: 37 KB, 158x158, 1274154810898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5302993

Don't do it, Anonymous!

>> No.5302995

You'd end your life as a camwhore?
Really, even you have more pride than that.

>> No.5302997

hang yourself, it's fast, and not too painful.

also, you will leave a mess if you use a gun.

>> No.5302999

>>5302933
Only if you'll commit suicide by going outside, getting a job, trying to be as good at it as you can, impressing your boss, getting a promotion or two, achieving financial stability, getting some therapeutic help with your social anxiety, finding a girlfriend, live with her until you realize that she is a piece of shit, trying again a couple of times until you find the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with, raising up your children, and living a happy life until you get old and die in bed surrounded by your loved ones.

>> No.5303011

>>5302999

I have a simpler idea.

You give me ten bucks, I drive over to the OP's house and hit him with my closed hands until he expires.

>> No.5303019

>>5302999
that's just too horrible. Don't do that!

>> No.5303024

>>5302933
Please dress up as kagami if you decide to do it or some other character you like. It'd be funny as hell

>> No.5303027
File: 25 KB, 240x272, 1265503047672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5303027

>>5302999

>> No.5303045

You should try anything you couldn't before suicide. Like killing and raping and using all kinds of shit. Try to awaken your inner Caligula.

>> No.5303057

>>5302999
Hell yeah! The man of men route!

>> No.5303058

Try to film it, and then pay someone to release it on the net. I'll download it.

>> No.5303063

Anon. Don't kill yourself. I mean it.

>> No.5303069

>>5303011
I thought you did open fist martial arts.

>>5302933
Also Op you should just stop leeching. Or if you are leeching, spend some leech time working for the Big brothers for bad kids orginization or something to give your life some purpose.

Also a great way to meet lonely women.

>> No.5303074

>>5302933
No. But you should do so for posting this picture.

>> No.5303101

>>5302997
no, when you hang up all your shit, pee and others went out, not really good, better a shot

>> No.5303115

Yes, I would probably watch that. And best wishes to you in the beyond. I am sure it is more beautiful there than this tedious life on earth.

>> No.5303134

>>5303101
oh right, I forgot about that... well... you could pee and use an enema before doing it.

>> No.5303140

>>5302933
>watch me kill myself with a gun if I did a livestream
He died as he lived, as an attention whore.

>> No.5303149

Get a chair; glue and piano wire. Glue your hands to your head after you get up on the chair with the piano wire around your neck. When you jump off it'll tear your head off and it'll look like you pulled your head off with your hands at first glance.

>> No.5303173

>>5302933
No.

>> No.5303430

op here guys you just got trolled hard.

>> No.5303441

>>5303430
That's not how trolling works.

>> No.5303448

>>5303441
trolled.

>> No.5303457

>>5303441
Making people believe something that isn't true is trolling. I don't think anyone actually believed this though.

>> No.5303464

Don't do it man! You'll just be banned for creating a livestream thread.

>> No.5303471
File: 209 KB, 406x480, hurt feelings and buttraged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5303471

>>5303430
My anus almost exploded with cum after your trolling.

>> No.5303473

I'm hungry.

>> No.5303474

I'd watch if, before you kill yourself, you made love to a young girl on cam :3
... I'd probably leave after that though.

>> No.5303477

>>5303471
That's hot

>> No.5303487

I've watched so many videos of people failing repeatedly at video games. What can you possibly offer that is new to me?

>> No.5303491

>>5303487
If you die in the game you die for real!

>> No.5303493 [DELETED] 

OP...
I don't know what you're thinking, but whichever one of those thoughts it is you are thinking then... why?

>> No.5303500 [DELETED] 

OP...
I don't know why you made this thread or what you're thinking, but whichever one of those thoughts it is you are thinking... why?

>> No.5303507

OP...
I don't know why you made this thread or what you're thinking, but whichever one of those thoughts it is you are thinking ... why?

>> No.5303511

>>5303500

weekend /jp/

>> No.5303515

I'd watch

>> No.5303518

Permanent solution to a temporary problem OP, don't do it.

>> No.5303547

>>5303518
He will always be unloved. His response is not disproportionate.

>> No.5303559

There are many better ways to solve your problems, you know.

>> No.5303561

Poor op, suicide is not something to joke about. And no one will be trolled except for yourself.
On the other hand if you seriously consider it, even though I can say nothing to stop you, but I strongly advise against the idea.

>> No.5303577

>>5303518

Life is the temporary problem.

>> No.5303580

>>5303507
>>5303500
Damn...
Maybe I really should stop using word filters to filter spam...

>> No.5303628

Well... then how about this... Since I've been nothing but an ungrateful son, maybe I should invest all my money on life insurance and "accidently" get hit by a large vehicle (hopefully that will kill me on the spot).

>> No.5303654

>>5303628
sounds like a plan op, just make sure to you get yourself hit on the head first. headbutt the incoming truck.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action