/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>walmart parking lot
>suddenly see this
>lol wut
>realize this is only the 2nd time I've seen a weeaboo car in massachusetts
>takes a picture with my shitty phone
>post it on /jp/ in greentext

Which one of you faggots is the owner?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, that's small time compared to Japanese itashas.

[Anonymous No.]

OP

[WE SHALL RULE AGAIN No.]

In other news

WE SHALL RULE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296279
Take your greentext back to /v/ you /b/tard pretending to be from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296298

Make less sense please newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296298

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296279
>weeaboo car

I-ta-sha. You idiot.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5296279
Cool /v/ style post, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296334
>tripfag

umad?

[Anonymous No.]

what did the first car look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296340
>>5296327
>>5296320
hi, OP

[Anonymous No.]

Shitty itasha.
It's not K-ON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296279
Get the out OP. You posted like a /v/irgin. You're done; it's over for you. Any type of discussion you could have had has been ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

bumpan for the butthurt weeaboos

[Anonymous No.]

sage

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296361
What discussion?

>>5296352
Nope, only 2 of those, problem? I see you're upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296361
>Get the out.

Ops almost didn't notice this gem, you mad you fob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296279
>>5296327
>>5296340
>>5296365
Quit it you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Useless maid only good for her sex appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296334
>nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296378
>implying all those are the same person
>implying you're not butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296378
Buttmad ass all hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296378

[Anonymous No.]

>massachusetts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kACgOLiLlgc

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5296385
uhoh zun looks like the virgin nerd is getting angery.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh lawd. Where in MA?

Western MAfag here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296375
Unlike you I didn't want to sound like a /b/tard so I redacted the curse word. It's a testament to my honor. An uncultured mongrel such as yourself wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported for greentext on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296409
Shut the fuck up fob and go back to korea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296401
Look at those retarded comments...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296373
What was your purpose for creating a thread if you didn't want to discuss something?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I am the trip of my post
suigining is my body meta is my blood
I have derailed over a thousand threads
unknown to maids nor known to mods
have withstood flames to spam many threads
yet these hands will never type anything
so as i pray
unlimited suigin works

[Anonymous No.]

>check exif data
>there is none
>realize the topic has no truth to it
>green text all over
>report, sage, and hide

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

Anyways, >>25, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5296427
fascinating

[Anonymous No.]

>outside my GF's house
>some car passes by blasting Lucky Star OP
>the guy looked pretty normal and had a nice car
>my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296405

The Walmart in Chelmsford.

Actually the first time I saw one (a white car painted with Shuffle characters, which I also blogged about on /jp/ 9000 years ago) was also in Chelmsford.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; I popped in the game in my new NES and pressed Start. I started at World 1, of course, and began playing. During this, I got used to the controls, map, and all that jazz. After all, it IS supposed to be kinda like a tutorial level. So I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly. In the back of my mind, I knew that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult. I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.

And no, this is not copy pasta.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

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send this SUAVE SPACE TOAD to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6001 your A TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5296424

It's a crappy verizon phone that came free with the plan. It also has no line out so I actually have to send this to my own email for 25 cents and then save it to my computer.

Not surprised there is nothing there.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Suigin, why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.