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Would you play a VN about Keanu Reeves?

>> No.5296183
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>> No.5296196

Yes!

>> No.5296197

Staring or about?

>> No.5296198

would it be written by KEY?

>> No.5296201

>>5296183
Yeah, I'd play that.

>> No.5296203

>>5296197
i'd stare at keanu reeves iykwim

>> No.5296206

reported for keanu spam

>> No.5296207

I do not like movie artist

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>>5296183

Developed by Key? Sounds like right ;_;

>> No.5296216

Go back to /a/.

>> No.5296222

>>5296211
Hillarious

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>>5296197

About him, of course. Keanu is damaged goods moe.

>> No.5296249

>>5296236
.....Bawww.

>> No.5296251

>>5296216
Keanu Reeves started on /tv/

>> No.5296263

What is this sudden interest in Keanu Reeves? Did something happen to him?

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>>5296263

>> No.5296275

>>5296263
4chan found out that your life isn't always awesome if you are in the movies.

>> No.5296274

>>5296263
look up his wiki

>> No.5296270

I don't get it- is Keanu homeless or something now?

>> No.5296272

>>5296263
his wife, son and unborn daughter died in a car crash

>> No.5296277

>>5296270
people found how his whole life was pretty sad and now everyone loves/pities him

>> No.5296285

/a/ might stand for this shit, but /jp/ certainly won't.

Nobody gives two shits about him.

>> No.5296293

>>5296263
He lived a hard life.
He's gonna carry that weight.

Sister has cancer and is his best friend.
Daughter was stillborn.
Wife died in car crash.
He donates a lot of money to charity
He refuses roles he thinks are to violent.
He accept pay cuts so "bigger name" actors could get casted.
He is casted to be spike in the live action Cowboy bebop
...Bang

>> No.5296294

>>5296285
I do

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>>5296276

Keanu is basically the closest you can get to a Key protag in 3D form.

>> No.5296301

>>5296285
no_fun_allowed.jpg

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>>5296301
No time for fun on my bridge, for

THIS SHALL BE OUR FINEST HOUR

>> No.5296321

reported

>> No.5296333

>>5296299
Is he a smartass who acts like a jerk toward everyone?

>> No.5296349

keanu threads are my favorite

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>>5296276
That's so depressing, man. People like that make me appreciate my own life a bit more.

>> No.5296383

so is keeanu asian or what, what the fuck is he

>> No.5296395

>>5296383
>Reeves was born in Beirut, Lebanon, the son of Patricia Bond (née Taylor), a costume designer/performer, and Samuel Nowlin Reeves, Jr., a geologist.[2] Reeves's mother is English, and his father is an American of Hawaiian, Chinese, Portuguese and English descent

>> No.5296390

I liked Keanu before it was cool. People who shat on him for not being the shiniest hammer in the bag annoyed me long before I knew about how depressing his life is.

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