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5281431 No.5281431 [Reply] [Original]

Knowing that you'll eventually become normal, how will you cope?

>> No.5281443

> you'll eventually become normal
Why do you think so?

>> No.5281441

>Knowing that you'll eventually become normal
Alternatively: I'll die. Which is more probable.

;_;

>> No.5281453
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>> No.5281455

I'll fight it with every ounce of my being. I will never be normal until the day I die.

>> No.5281451

In 10 years I'll figure out how to turn all of /jp/ into eternally young, elegant maidens. We'll drink tea together and discuss VNs and anime all day and have lesbian sex all night.

>> No.5281467

I've already been to the point where I don't have time for anime related things. I've also been to the point where I get bored with it, but I always come back. I've got a fucking disease, man.

>> No.5281468

words

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>> No.5281471

That actually made me depressed a bit

>> No.5281472

you know what to do

>> No.5281480

And so it goes.

>> No.5281478

Lold and reported.

>> No.5281477

I can't become normal. Becoming normal in that way implies I was normal all my life, when clearly even if I recovered from my current situation I will always feel the scars.

>> No.5281484

>>5281453
Oh god. I just found my best friend from elementary school's facebook page. I hadn't talked to him since the nineties, and I was shocked to find out that he had a kid. He's even younger than I am.

>> No.5281494
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That feel when he thinks my savings and investments will not pay my bills when my parents stop.

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>> No.5281506

I have a higher chance of becoming a goddamn missionary than I do of getting married.

And I'm an atheist.

>> No.5281530

>you'll eventually become normal
lol

>> No.5281560

>>5281495

I looked up the thread on easymodo.
Why the heck wasn't the whole of the second post capped? The end makes it hilariously amazing.

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>>5281431

As if everyone will do the same thing.

>> No.5281583

>>5281561
Which is even more likely to happen, since we all, like, post, you know, on /jp/ and all and that totally shows we're that kind of people.

>> No.5281679

>>5281560
Link, please?

>> No.5281715

>>5281679

Step 1: Google 'easymodo'.
Step 2: Observe post number in screenshot
Step 3: Realise jp doesn't have that many posts, go to the /a/ section.
Step 4: Type in post number into 'view post'. Click submit.

>> No.5281763

so it's better to be alone rite ?

>> No.5281854

>>5281763
You'll find someone 3D eventually.

>> No.5281872

>>5281451

I'm okay with this.

>> No.5281908

>>5281431
This is a happy ending for me. Is that weird?

>> No.5281913

>>5281451
I'm already masturbing with anticipation.
Can I be the cute maid violated?

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>implying I'll ever have sex with a woman.

>> No.5281953

Like any woman would want me.

I'll never let go of my hobbies for a bitch anyway, so even if one did want me, I'd still refuse.

>> No.5281961

>>5281916
lol u gay

>> No.5281972

>>5281451
Godspeed. You have my sword.

>> No.5281976

I won't become normal. I'm 25 and I've inherited money from my grandparents, and my father. I can live the rest of my life NEET just leaving my money in the bank to pay my lifestyle.

>> No.5281978

>>5281961
you'll understand why if you see for yourself a real vagooo.

>> No.5281997

I plan on dying young to be with my waifu.

So ha!

>> No.5282477

>>5281451
Even eternally young, elegant maidens need to pay the bills.

>> No.5282490

>>5282477
Are you kidding? With the body of a loli you could live off of internet virgins paying your bills in exchange for a couple private webcam shows a month and ten minutes of online coversation a week.

>> No.5282500

tl;dr

>> No.5282501

I will not go gentle into that good night.

I'll go rough, niggas.

>> No.5282516

Reported for emphasis on /a/ related content.

>> No.5282521

>>5282501
You should say day, not night.

>> No.5282522

I'll probably end up dying young - you either know or you don't when it comes to this stuff. And plus, I wouldn't want to live to be very old anyway, it seems a bit boring.

>> No.5282523

I have preparations made for every level of this scenario.
In the worst-case event that I ever do get married, I have at least a method for minimalizing the damage.
It's called a vasectomy.

>> No.5282541

tl;dr

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