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i like to make shitthreads on /jp/ because i get the most enjoyable reaction from you guys, it's so... satisfying... i know you guys HATE it and are bothered by my shitpostings but you try to act like you don't care... /jp/ is the best place to shitpost since you guys have certain amount of non newfaginness i seek. man feels good.

>> No.5272842

I mad

>> No.5272840

>but you try to act like you don't care

If you say so bro.

>> No.5272843

Why? Shitposting is much more rewarding on /a/, where people actually get genuinely butthurt.

I know, I troll there pretty often.

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You've crossed the line maggot.
Don't you dare use Yui❤Nyan as your tool for shitty trolling.

>> No.5272855

I am literally angry with rage.

>> No.5272856

I don't think anyone REALLY cares about shitposting on /jp/.

It's only invoked to troll newfags.

And then you have the people with Asperger's who browse /jp/ with software that makes /jp/ look like a common forum - while decrying common forums for being utter shit. They genuinely care about shitposting, but nobody cares what Aspies think.

>> No.5272857

I guess I can't speak for everyone here but I really don't care. I just respond because I'm bored.

>> No.5272860

This is one of the cases where having a mod popping out of nowhere would be amazing.
Sadly, things like these happen as often as miracles.

>> No.5272865

Try /a/, people on /jp/ post one troll reply and then simply filter and hide your bullshit.

>> No.5272871

>>5272857
I do it to see how clever I can be. Gotta keep the old wit sharp, you know?

>> No.5272873

U MADDDDDDDDDDDDD JAYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>i know you guys HATE it and are bothered by my shitpostings but you try to act like you don't care
Oh, this explains the horrible "IM TROLLING YOU GUYS SO HARD UMAD UMAD" shitposting. No matter what reaction other people have they'll always be seething with rage in your mind. I bet if no one replied you'd be orgasming over how we were so mad we couldn't even hit submit.

>> No.5272878

>>5272871

You could join a comedy club, instead of literally trying to impress a bunch of faggots posting on the Internet.

>> No.5272887

>>5272878
I'm not trying to impress YOU guys! I-it's for my own sake. Hmmph, don't flatter yourself!

>> No.5272882

>>5272877
>so mad we couldn't even hit submit.

That's pretty mad

>> No.5272891

>>5272882
That's LITIRALLY mad.

>> No.5272895

>>5272871

A cleaver person would not be sitting on a board filled with anti-social NEETs with no friends and strange sexual fetishes "trolling" them by posting off topic stuff.

No, you're as much of a faggot as the very people you think you're trolling.

>> No.5272903

>>5272887

>Implying I'm a faggot

Hey, I take offense to that. You've made me very butthurt with this post!

I most certainly do not want to be cummed inside. Nor do I have a closet full of girl's clothing.

I do have closets full of Air Jordans, though.

>> No.5272910

>>5272895
I'm not trolling though...

>> No.5272917

>>5272895
>cleaver

>> No.5272919

>>5272895
Are there cleaver people on /jp/?

>> No.5272930

>>5272903
I have a closet overflowing with girl's clothing. Would you like some hand-me-downs to get started, my friend?

>> No.5272939

>>5272895
Sounding pretty frustrated there OP.

>> No.5272940

/jp/ - mad center

>> No.5272949

Sion, you are really mad if this is what you do all day.

>> No.5272951

>>5272930

Probably wouldn't fit. I'm 179 pounds of solid muscle soaking wet, you're probably half that, and I seriously doubt you have the size pectoral, bicep, and tricep muscles I've got.

>> No.5272976

>>5272951
Niggers sure have it easy at body building.

>> No.5272974

>>5272917
>>5272919

Spotted that after posting, fuck yeah.

>>5272939

Not OP, just a rational individual who has spent too much time on 4chan. I know how everybody here thinks and it's a very predictable place.

>> No.5272993

>>5272951
Well I'm very impressed. Surely it would be a waste of such a stunning male specimen then. Carry on.

>> No.5272996

>>5272976

Hey, man, I used to play football when I was a teenager, and I was on the Swim Team when I was a kid. I'm naturally athletic.

I've always been robust and large in build, too. It's nothing new. I pack away huge amounts of food, and gain muscle mass really easily.

/fit/ hates me because they suck at gaining weight.

>> No.5273006

>>5272993

>Well I'm very impressed. Surely it would be a waste of such a stunning male specimen then.

I'm small compared to the dudes at my gym.


They weigh like 200, 230 lbs and they push up that much on the flat bench really easily. Shit, I think they warm up with that much.

>> No.5273009

>>5272996
>it's ya boy ramiro

>> No.5273021

>>5273006
Eat more protein or something then get in there and show 'em up man. I believe in you.

>> No.5273029

Honestly, I take every "I SERIOUS MAD" post as the OP trying to make it look like anyone gives a shit. While everybody else is behaving like a moron, the OP is samefagging "butthurt" in order to cover up his own crying.

It's failtrolling. Really boring failtrolling. Our White Ren Overlords were more interesting, and that's sad. Hell, ZUN!bar's posts are more interesting, and he got beat up by Sion, who is arguably the wettest noodle on /jp/.

>> No.5273034

>>5273029
who is this tripfag i've never heard of and why is he so butthurt

>> No.5273042

>>5273021

My back and shoulder is fucked all to hell from Martial Arts classes, tourney fighting, and whatnot.

I get back pains when I lie down in my bed every night. Sleeping is hell. I'm unable to push up as much as I know I could. And I don't have the money to see a bone specialist. I don't have insurance, either.

So I just maintain my strength. I mostly do a lot of cardio so that I can run quickly, not lose my breath when I fight, or whatnot. I do only the bare minimum of weightlifting these days.

After I get another job, and see a specialist about my back, maybe then I can hard gain again. I smoke weed to take the pain away, or else I wouldn't be exercising at all, and I'd probably become a fatshit.

>> No.5273043

>>5273034
Show some respect

>> No.5273047

>>5273034
Why is it so easy to spot out newfags these days?

>> No.5273055

Asshat
I'll report your shit as soon as I get on a computer

>> No.5273057

>>5273042
Can you recommend any cardio exercises that I can do while sitting on my chair and browsing /jp/?

>> No.5273065

>>5273057

There's this awesome exercise that you can do in a chair. Jack LaLanne was huge into it. I can't remember it at the moment, but Google probably has about a thousand answers.

/FIT/ IN MY /JP/? AW HELL NAH

>> No.5273072

>>5273043
Oho seems like its finally off autodelete.
>>5273047
BLUE REN ACTIVATE CHILLMODE

>> No.5273075

>>5273042
That's unfortunate. Thank goodness for weed eh? I used to love that stuff too. Good luck with all that sir. I'm sure it'll work out.

>> No.5273093

>>5273075

Well, I wanted to be the strongest fighter.
I'm paying the price for all that now. Was it worth it? I'm not sure.

Thanx for the well-wishing, it's always welcome.

>> No.5273094

>>5273029
>>he got beat up by Sion

Cool dream bro.

What else happened? Did pigs sprout wings and fly?

>> No.5273104

>>5273029
Why am I such a fucking retard?

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Is this what passes for trolling over there?

Lame.

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