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>Wake up, I don't feel like going to school today
>Tell my mom I'm sick so I can stay home
>She isn't convinced
>Pretend I'm dizzy and start making gag sounds
>She says it's okay to take a day off
>Troll /jp/ all day

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>Reporting~

>> No.5270087

What should your mother have to do with you going to school?
Oh right, misquoting, you're thirteen years old and visit /v/ frequently.

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Deported.

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>You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
>You ask your mom "please?" but she still says "NO!"
>You miss two classes and no homework
>But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk

>> No.5270122

your lucky, ou're school has classes for another month

>> No.5270123

>>5270070
It's summer, bro.
0/10

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This is a very wasteful way to spend your day off.

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>Green Text

>> No.5270167

>Open /jp/
>See some underage faggot telling a story about how he convinced (or trolled) his own mom to let him stay home
>Realize /jp/ is not worth coming to anymore

See you faggots on BUN. Also reported.

>> No.5270168

>wake up
that was your first mistake

>> No.5270217

>>5270167
Why do you need to post TWICE in this thread, jones?

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