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You're reading War and Peace peacefully in Patchy's library when she suddenly bursts into the room in a flurry. "Koa! Koa! Where are you? I need you!" she shouts. She flies past you and rounds a corner. You hear a large smash and the swish of falling papers.
Do you:
[ ] Continue reading
[ ] Go see what happened
[ ] Yell in the library not recommended
[ ] Yell for Eirin
[ ] other

>> No.5269555

You're doing another one?
Not that I mind but...

Anyways,
[x] Run past Meiling and jump into the lake

>> No.5269554

EEEERIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

>> No.5269558

smelly patchy

>> No.5269562
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>>5269549
Mods banned this shit a while ago.

>> No.5269565
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5269565

Take up defensive position.

>> No.5269567

>>5269562

A shame that /jp/ doesn't have any mods, isn't it?

[X] Go see what happened

>> No.5269576

[x] Break nearest door with locks out of compulive need to make things worse.

>> No.5269578

Yell at the library

>> No.5269580

[x] Put down War and Peace and read Lolita instead
, together with Flandre and Remilia

>> No.5269582

This was banned within the first month of /jp/'s creation.

>> No.5269584

>>5269576
>compulive need to make things worse

Holy shit! I have that too.

>> No.5269587

[x] Go see what happened

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>>5269582

>> No.5269593

>War and peace

>> No.5269602 [DELETED] 

>>5269590
If they are gonna ban CurryButt then yeah, no fun allowed. So this shit shouldn't be either, it's ten times worse than anything he ever did.

>> No.5269608

>>5269582
No, fan-fiction wasn't bannable until about 6 months in.

>> No.5269606

>>5269602

Jesus,will you ever stop bitching about that?

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>>5269606
He must have hurt your butt it seems.

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5269618

I really don't want to do this, but Lawful Neutral is Lawful Neutral.
It's nothing personal, this is a measure left from the first months of this board's creation, designed to not let us be overrun by roleplaying.

Would it be possible for you to continue in easymodo? Perhaps touhouproject, I think most CYOA moved there.

>> No.5269621

[  ✓]Shout Love at the Heart of the World

>> No.5269629

[x] Go see what happened
You quickly slam the book closed, setting it gently but swiftly onto the table. You jump out of your chair and sprint across the library hall. You round the corner and almost fall over when you skid to a stop. Patchy lies before you, sprawled out on the floor, groaning in slight pain at any movement. You can see up her billowing dress. "D-don't look... Please..." She blushes profusely and attempts to shuffle to the side, but there's a pile of books in the way.
Do you:
[ ] Call for help from Koakuma
[ ] Try to tend to her injuries yourself
[ ] Call for Eirin
[ ] Call for Sakuya
[ ] other

>> No.5269633

Call for sakuya, and flandre

>> No.5269638

>>5269629
> [x] Try to tend to her injuries yourself

>> No.5269639

[ ] cum on her body
[x] cum inside

>> No.5269641

[x] Try to tend to her injuries yourself
i'm a fine gentleman, you know

>> No.5269642

>>5269549
Patchouli has asthma, and cannot run for any distance. She is physically incapable of 'burst[ing] into the room in a flurry'. She doesn't shout.

Do you even know anything about Touhou?

>> No.5269644

>>5269618
*squeeze*

>> No.5269645

[x] Try to tend to her injuries yourself

>> No.5269651

>>5269629
[x] Try to tend to her injuries yourself
Good thing I put ranks in Healing

>> No.5269653

>>5269629
[x] Try to tend to her injuries yourself

>> No.5269654

>>5269618
I love you meido, even if you do have to delete decent writefaggotry

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>deletes posts about CurryButt
>leaves rulebreaking thread

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