/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Inb4 shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

Delete this thread or I'll hunt you down and kill you.

[Anonymous !AWEsomEEEE No.]

OP has prostate cancer

[Anonymous No.]

too poor

[Anonymous No.]

If you tried, a lot of you could actually get a girlfriend. And while I agree that a vast majority of women in the world are worthless trash, it's only because majority of people in the world are worthless.

There are good girls out there, who you could fall in love with. Not many of them, but there are.
And some of them could like you back - people have the weirdest tastes, you are the ones who should know that the best.
And before you say "but I don't like 3D" - are you really that shallow? Some 2D heroines are robots. Some are goddamn lovecraftian horrors. Did you let it bother you?
You don't have to settle for trash. You don't have to get a girlfriend for the sake of social accpetance, or some kind of "succes" in life. Go out there, and if you won't find love, or get hurt in process, your waifus will still be here. You know, after all, that they won't betray you - because they can't.
It's not that bad to settle for 2D. It's not that bad to have fiction as an only source of emotional stimulation. It's certainly better then having no emotions at all, or be in a forced relationship that only brings negative feelings. Maybe some of you genuinely can't stand real people - but those are but a small margin, rest of you uses "3D pig disgusting" as a crutch to avoid even trying. Maybe some of you got tired of being rejected, betrayed, or hurt. It's okay to take it easy then - there are no rules about how to live your life after all.
But giving up without even trying is just too sad.

///I'm just going to keep copypasting this whenever appropriate.

[Suigin !AWEsomEEEE No.]

I wish all of /jp/ to be little girls and live together, discussing VNs, competing in Melty Blood/Mahjong/EFZ/PoFV and wearing frilly dresses during the day and either getting filled with cocks until their wombs collect so much sperm that they turn into black holes (if I've calculated it right, being cummed inside by 10000 dicks every day for about 1340 million trillion years with no sperm leakage would do this) or having tender loving lesbian sex, depending on the Anonymous in question's tastes, during the night.
That's why I don't have a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I won't take good care of her, since I'm too busy doing things I want to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok just tell me where to find one

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266302
That's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I can just pick one up off the street, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266302

>tender loving lesbian sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Reimu Hakurei !reimu.1aYs No.]

>>5266302
i wouldn't want to be the last person who gets sloppy
4894350000000000000000000000'ths

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266302
You're as awesome as your trip.
And that's awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Because women perceive men as ATM machines with legs. And I'm one heck of an empty ATM machine.

[White Ren !AWEsomEEEE No.]

>>5266360
>implying he wrote that pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266302
Me...too...;_;

[Anonymous No.]

i can't find my perfect asian girlfriend where i live, because it's full of black and arabs and i don't want a girlfriend black or arabs ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Because I have a boyfriend. Not going to get a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I grew up on TV and it taught me that all women are manipulative whores.

I really can't see any reason to have one.

[Suigin !!xdRr5dCiZ/q No.]

>>5266391
But that pasta is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying I was talking about Suigin

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266413
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266413
This is also true.
y'all so mad~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266426
>>5266427
Brofist for the purest form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266203
Because masturbation is cheaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266437
Brofish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266438
Real sex is better than your hand, virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266449
Yes, and if I had actual sex, masturbation would no longer satisfy me. However, given that I am sexually satisfied at this time, I have no reason to pursue it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266449
Price/quality relationship not so good.

[/b/ No.]

>>5266437

>purest

Homosexuality is a genetic/psychological disorder. You can look forward to seeing it in the DSM V.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266499
Posting on 4chan is a genetic/psychological disorder too.

[Anonymous No.]

Because:

1) I'm a fatass
2) Girls are not attracted to me
3) I'm a social retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too ugly to get one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266540
Is that so?

[Anonymous No.]

[TAIBRO BRO BROTHER !TrUEbRoOz. No.]

i am a girl looking for a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266499
>purest
>disorder
I don't see any contradictions. Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266461
Actual sex is not satisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5266551
I Wanna Be Your Princess.
I Wanna Be Your Princess.
Tell Me My Prince, What Can I Do For You? (Can I do for you?)

hmm why does that cover look funny?

[Shinji Matou !!WkywU9y+p7k No.]

>>5266203

I reject the thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Women are high maintenance and it's hard to to find spare parts for worn-down ones, worse is you can't find any.

[Anonymous No.]

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

[/b/ No.]

>>5266555

Nice fucking trips bro.

But anyways, what the fuck are you going on about? I never tried to contradict. My point was, it is a disorder, therefore homosexuality cannot be pure.

>>5266540
Eh, I know I'm fucked up. Frankly, I don't give a shit.