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Which one of these is right for you /jp/ when you play yaoi games?

>> No.5262631

red one is mine

the pink and clear are Zun's

>> No.5262684
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5262684

T-that's none of your business, idiot!

>> No.5262698

I do not use such things as I find them distasteful. They are better suited for women of loose morals and homosexuals.

>> No.5262704

>>5262684
To much tsun- not enough dere

>> No.5262710

>>5262631
Those are at least twice his size.

>> No.5262795

>>5262698
You know you want to

>> No.5262805

Reported
Take your faggotry elsewhere.

>> No.5262821
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5262821

I wouldn't use an anatomically correct dildo, and I don't play yaoi games.
But I want to try something like this:

>> No.5262858

>>5262821
That looks more like a sword handle.

>> No.5262888

>>5262858
...fuck, now I can't unsee it.

>> No.5265376

>>5262858
I think those things keep it stable while you bounce up and down on it. One less distraction.

>> No.5265386

>>5262858
Just realized I haven't seen hentai of sword handle insertion yet?

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>>5265386

>> No.5265399

>>5265396
Tony Taka?Momo?Bleach?

>> No.5265397

>>5265386
There's plenty if you search for fanart of knightly characters.

>> No.5265401

>>5265396
I don't really like where this is going

>> No.5265406

I put something in my ass the other day. I moved it around until I found a spot that felt good. Somewhat ticklish and pre-orgasmic in feeling. I never knew. It was hard to hold it in place though. Definitely pleasurable. My ass hole felt gross until I took a shower because I used petroleum jelly.

>> No.5265407

>>5262631
>pink

Looks more like orange.

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>>5265386
in case you need sheath insertion to get off

>> No.5265419
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5265419

Well Saber always wanted to be in Avalon. Now its in her.

>> No.5265429

>>5265406
Yeah use water based lotion or something instead. And please be enjoy your ass from today Anonymous.

>> No.5265435

>>5265419
FFS nightmare fuel

>> No.5265453

>>5265429
I've got a 1/4 bottle of Pepee in my closet but I didn't want to use it on something I don't know if I'd like. Now that I know that it feels good, I'm going to start looking for things around the house to put in my ass. It seems like things that are not too thick and have a curve to them are the best.

Anyone have any suggestions?

>> No.5265454

>>5265419
how is she not torn apart?

>> No.5265457

>>5265453
banana

eat it afterwards, gets rid of the evidence

>> No.5265462

>>5265453
Cucumber.
Also buy some decent water-based lube.

>> No.5265470

Probably the middle sized one.

>> No.5265474

>>5265453
Glass jar.

>> No.5265479
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5265479

sorry we don't need this.

>> No.5265480

>>5265457
>>5265462

You must have loose asses. The very thought makes me whimper.

Even fully relaxed my ass is tight to the point where I can barely get one of my slender fingers in there past the second knuckle. Something like a banana seems incredibly painful to me.

>> No.5265482

> yaoi

What is this shit? I only approve of crossdressers. Quit getting the wrong idea.

>> No.5265499

>>5265480

It must hurt whenever you need to shit then.

>> No.5265505

>>5265499

Actually it is slightly painful. I thought that was normal


Fuck, /jp/, should I go to a doctor?

>> No.5265506

>>5265453
Ok word of caution, don't use Pepee or things like it in your ass. I tried it, and the way it gets when it dries made my ass all sore.

>> No.5265516

How can I make one of these simulate Touhou sex?

>> No.5265520

>>5265480
Well, maybe.
Don't worry though, you'll get there buddy.
It's because you're not relaxed at all, and because you're probably using your saliva or something as lubrication.

>> No.5265527

>>5265480
Yeah I was going to mention that too. A banana or a cucumber would just be uncomfortable...

>> No.5265530

I stopped doing it. It wasn't worth the hassle and my ass felt like shit afterwards.

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5265532

would you guys suck a bro's dick? no homo

>> No.5265543

>>5265520

Well I've done it twice. Once with my finger covered in a condom, another with petroleum jelly, the latter of which is a pretty shitty lube substitute so yeah

>> No.5265548

>>5265543
don't worry, bro, it's good for your skin

>> No.5265553

>>5265548
Great for helping you keep your smile wide and bright at beauty pageants too!

>> No.5265578

derp

reported, OP, congrats on posting yet another shitty piece of /b/tardica

>> No.5265586

>>5265578
Thanks for telling us.
I will now bump this thread to spite you, have a nice day.

>> No.5265588

I personally think the larger ones feel better in the long-run. It hurts at first, yeah, but is good afterwards.

saged for non-/jp/ content.

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>>5265578
Japanese sex toys have long been a staple of /jp/, and many of us here are gay or transsexual. Eat a dick.

>> No.5265645

>>5265630
>loli realdoll
I wonder why those aren't more popular

>> No.5265652

>>5265645
It's not a real doll, and it's not loli either.

>> No.5265659

>>5265652
Okay realistic sex dolls modeled after human female children.

Better, faggot?

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>>5265659

>> No.5265675

>>5265652
It sure looks loli to me.

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>>5265673
never

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