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5262416 No.5262416 [Reply] [Original]

>Roommate's girlfriend came over, she comes into my room.
>Hastily close porn, don't think she notices, she asks me why I'm so quiet
>No response
>She starts rubbing her breasts on me, start sweating everywhere
>Run out of the room, hide in the bathroom
>She knocks while laughing at me
>Cry self to sleep in bathtub
>Hear rooommate and her fucking on my bed
>Wake up a few hours later and check computer
>They format my hard drive
>Check her Facebook on laptop, she made an update calling me a fat loser

WHY

>> No.5262426
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QUALITY THREAD

>> No.5262431

>>>/v/

>> No.5262442

And why would you have a roommate you can't trust anyway?

What a fucking fat loser.

>> No.5262451

goddamn OP, youre the king of losers

>> No.5262453

LOL, enjoy your virginity, OP. I hope you like it, you loser nerd.

>> No.5262460

>>5262451
if he's the king yo're the god

>> No.5262461

Aside from the fact that it's a terrible and obvious troll, just man up and admit that you watch porn. It would be better if you said that it was fetish porn. As it stands that's almost something to be proud of in social situations, that you watch normal porn.

>> No.5262463

>>5262426
read >>5262345

>> No.5262477

>>5262453
>posting on /jp/
>calling others loser virgins

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>> No.5262485

>>5262476
>>5262451
>>5262416
Stop samefagging and delete this shit already

>> No.5262476
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5262476

kill them

>> No.5262490

>>5262477
stfu ur just mad that i lost my virginity

>> No.5262497

You don't even get to use the excuse that you're a NEET or hikikomori OP. You're just a loser with no fucking spine.

>> No.5262525

That's a nice way of trolling. Keep up OP.

>> No.5262526

>Afraid of a lesser life form
God damn you are pathetic

>> No.5262570

Just add "FUCKING GAMESTOP", and it's like I'm actually in /v/!

>> No.5262596

>They format my hard drive
They would've left in an ambulance if they did that shit to me, that's the fucking line right there.

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