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525432 No.525432 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, you are given a choice. Pay the market value of everything you have ever downloaded, mangas, VNs, music, animu, or you're banished from the internet for all of eternity.

How fucked are you?

>> No.525438

i'm fucked

like, become an hero fucked

>> No.525446

>>525432
That's a pretty badass drawing,needs less blood though,it makes it look pretty emo.

>> No.525450

>>525432
>>Pay the market value of everything you have ever downloaded, mangas, VNs, music, animu, or you're banished from the internet for all of eternity.

Mass group suicides, worldwide.
Almost all of /jp/ would kill themselves like the elevens.

>> No.525453

I'm "fuck, now I have to kidnap a healthy teenage boy and sell his organs off piecemeal" fucked.

>> No.525457

lol. Sometimes I download 3D software just for kicks. Yeah, if that happens, I'm fucked.

>> No.525458

>>525432

er depends

so if I dl a movie...it would be like 5 dollars for the movie ticket or 20 for the dvd?

if we go by DVD for everything...then...yeah i think im kind fucked

HOWEVER, assuming if I never downloaded and always have paid, i probably would not have spent money on other stuff....so i might be able to get by with some parental assistance....

>> No.525468

Jesus, taking software into account, multiple licenses and computers... I'd be over half a million in debt.

>> No.525470

Totally fucked.

>> No.525474

Horrible hypothetical situation is horrible. Neither of those options is even remotely possible for me.

>> No.525475

I have the money.

>> No.525476

>>525432
I could live without touhou, I'd probably pay a couple hundred for all the anime I've watched, everything else I usually buy.

>> No.525480

>>525477
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

>> No.525477

>>525432
[X] Resist arrest

>> No.525481

Grats OP, you thought up the absolute worst situation short of "the sun explodes" for the majority of 4chan.

>> No.525484

If I were banished from the internet, then I would probably get a girlfriend and play sports with her at a night club. Enjoy your debt, losers.

>> No.525487

two words:

student loans

>> No.525490

>>525484

>>play sports with her at a night club

Oh dear lord, you don't even know enough about the world to properly bullshit about it on 4chan.

>> No.525496

>>525490
Shut the fuck up, mongrel. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go have sex while taking my girlfriend out to eat.

>> No.525495

>>525481
>play sports with her at a night club

I fucking loled

>> No.525493

I would sell my body.

>> No.525494

>>525432
considering i am the heir of a billionaire, not fucked at all.

>> No.525501
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525501

>>525494
REALLY?!

>> No.525504

>>525494

...Can I have 500 bucks, Anon? I need a new transmission and a blowjob.

>> No.525525

Since I can't possibly pay for all that I have ever downloaded, I'd probably engage in getting high every single day and then get harder drugs, just to forget the fact that I will be sharing my life with people who are full of AIDS and shit.

>> No.525652

In eroge alone, I'd think some countries have less money than my debt.

Mango, animu, and movies, a year or two or five of working would be enough to pay for those, I reckon.

>> No.525680

>>525494

Damn, I could go for some communism right now

>> No.525698

>>525504
i dont know about the transmission, but i can help with that blowjob, if you know what i mean.

>> No.525700

>>525698
Great, so you can get me a hooker then?

>> No.525709

>>525700

Let's just keep pretending I'm Flandre...

>> No.525712

I'm not exaggerating when I say I would need around $150,000.

>> No.525726

Starting with CS3, fuck, I'm already bankrupt.

>> No.525729

>>525709
Uh.... ok fine but I don't see how that has anything to dWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUCK

>> No.525732

Half a million, easily. It would be cheaper to buy a new identity.

>> No.525741
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>>525729

Let's just keep pretending you're Marisa.

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525759

>>525741

>> No.525767

I'm really fucked so what I'd do is file for class 11 bankruptcy then say i was having one of my aliases,that is an accountant, is managing my debt then move to morocco where the dollar goes far and there is no extradition to the us good times

>> No.525961

I buy everything because I support the artists.

>> No.525959

>>525726
CS3, 3dMax... fuck, im bankrupt.

>> No.525999

I torrent everything because I secretly hate the artists and I hope to drive them bankrupt. So far my plan isn't working, so I'll just have to torrent even more shit longer.

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