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Touhou sadfrog tiem
Extra point if you manage to put Rinnosuke in your image.
You will never have a magician sleeping on your back
;__;

>> No.5249448
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5249448

>>5249442
You will never act as a matador to a were-hakutaku
;__;

>> No.5249451

OP will never go back to /a/. ;_;
>sad_frog.,jpg

>> No.5249454

>implying you want a moisty and smelly bookworm NEET

>> No.5249457
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5249457

You will never cuddle a sleeping ordinary magician.
;_;

>> No.5249458
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5249458

No one remembers the original sad frog.

>> No.5249462
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5249462

You will never get a Lunarian princess wearing your attire
;__;

>> No.5249471
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5249471

You will never get to comb the tails of a nine-tailed fox.
;_;

>> No.5249472

>>5249462
>Lunarian princess
>mokou

Fuckken' summer

>> No.5249484

>>5249472
that yorihime you dumbfuck

>> No.5249486
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5249486

>>5249472
I'm in despair ;_;

>> No.5249498

>>5249484

SSiB isn't canon you secondary fag

>> No.5249500
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5249500

You will never bed a gap-demon.
;_;

>> No.5249501

>>5249498
well that's just your uneducated opinion bro...

>> No.5249503
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5249503

You will never be fit enough or attractive enough to hang out shirtless with Gensokyo girls in a social setting while enjoy good food and beer with them.

>> No.5249504
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>>5249484
Thanks I wanna reply that.
How could he mistake Mokou and Yorihime?
If I have colour colour blindness I can still differentiaite them...
Also
You will never design clothing for a loli vampire, time-manipulating maid, wind priestess, witch and shrine maiden
;__;

>> No.5249510

>>5249503
that one hurts ;_;

>> No.5249512
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5249512

You will never hang out with lunar rabbit and pharmacist wearing school swimsuit
;__;

>> No.5249514
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5249514

You will never enjoy valentines day in gensokyo,
;_;

>> No.5249520
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5249520

You will never wear a tuxedo and got dragged by a library assistant/succubus
;__;

>> No.5249521

>>5249514
thank god

>> No.5249531
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5249531

>>5249514
That's White Day
Notice the girls asking for Rinnosuke's choc
In b4
You will never have sensei who is pissed because of you loitering in a bar.

>> No.5249563

Rinnosuke is the enemy of all mankind.

>> No.5249571
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5249571

You will never get to celebrate with the spring fairy this season
;__;

>> No.5249585
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5249585

A cute fairy will never turn around and be pleasantly surprised by your arrival ;_;

>> No.5249590
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5249590

You will never have a yandere bunny licking your neck
;__;

>> No.5249602

>>5249563
Just because he's living out your dreams?

>> No.5249614

>>5249602
Yep.

>> No.5249617
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5249617

You will never be embraced by a manly man.

>> No.5249635
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5249635

You will never have a loli vampire cling on your face
;__;

>> No.5249637
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5249637

You will never be molested by a cloud.

>> No.5249646
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5249646

You will never remember the basics of CQC.

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>>5249637

>> No.5249680
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5249680

Yow will never have a vampire ojou-sama to suck your finger
;__;

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5249689

you will never have Yukari come ask for a demonstration of a sex toy she 'found'.

>> No.5249694
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5249694

You will never get taken home by your sensei

>> No.5249710
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5249710

You will never have up to 6 girls glomping you at the same time ;_;

>> No.5249729
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5249729

You will never get to see the sparkling stars reflected on Rumia's eyes ;_;

>> No.5249730
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5249730

You will never replace fanservice with MANservice ;_;

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5249738

You will never have Yuyuko's drool on your face
;__;

>> No.5249786
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5249786

You will never receive jealousy from a magician when you're hanging out with superior magician
;__;

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>>5249730

>> No.5249862
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5249862

You will never be looked down on by a noble charismatic loli European vampire ;__;

>> No.5249908
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5249908

You will never experiment magician's silky hair
;__;

>> No.5249944

>>5249862
I live in England. You'd be surprised.

>> No.5249994

You will never leak poop while playing with your dolls.

Oops, sorry, thought I was on /tg/ there.

>> No.5250775

fuck this thread ;_;

>> No.5251042
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5251042

You will never see porn of bkub Chen.

>> No.5251045
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5251045

You will never have your waifu smiling at you as you leaving for work
;__;

>> No.5251057
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5251057

You'll never be abducted by shape shifting aliens.

>> No.5251061

>Touhou sadfrog tiem
what the shit

>> No.5251058
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5251058

>>5251042

>> No.5251072

>>5251061
Shit happens when you are gone Suigin. Please stay here more often and watch over us.

>> No.5251122
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>>5249694
Sensei? Kourin has a teacher?

BTW, you will never be raped by an old gap demon with huge tits ;_;

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>>5251122
I know Keine is not Kourin's teacher.
I just put it because her job is a teacher
Just imagine Keine is your teacher which you will never have
;__;

>> No.5251316
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5251316

you will never have beautiful gradient hair. ;_;

>> No.5251324

You will never fuck I'm touhou.
;_;

>>5249710
But I have!

>> No.5251326

>>5251316
i think you meant natural gradient hair.
not that difficult to dye hair.

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5251336

You will never ride a carrot. ;_;

>> No.5251353
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>>5249448
What is wrong with Keine?

>> No.5251377

>>5249510
hurts me too ;_;

>> No.5251417
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5251417

You will never be eaten by Yuka! ... Wait that is a good thing! AWESOME! I love being alive!

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5251510

You will never have beautiful girls helping/disturbing your work
;__;

>> No.5251521

>>5251417
The latter half is your opinion.

;_;

>> No.5251577

>>5251417
More like "you will never see teenage girls walking around wearing ascots".

>> No.5251593
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5251593

You will never have a magician childhood friend try and consequently fail to feed you with chopsticks. ;_;

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5251638

You will never sit at a computer all day looking at random and otherwise useless images.

Oh wait...

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