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5246281 No.5246281 [Reply] [Original]

If you had to make a touhou your waifu who would it be?

I choose Yamaxanadu because she would be faithful.

>> No.5246283
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>> No.5246285
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>> No.5246287

Remilia, so she can turn me into a vampire.
Am i the only one interested in power?

>> No.5246291

I've already answered this more than a couple dozen times
I'm just not feeling it anymore

>> No.5246296

>>5246287
>>5246291

>> No.5246298
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50 YEARS

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>> No.5246303

>>5246298
God damn you.

;_;

>> No.5246304

Flandere.

>> No.5246309

>>5246287
Remilia can't turn people into vampires unless you tap into a source of grimdark.

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Keine, because teachers are so damn sexy

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Yuka. Because at least I would die a glorious death.

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5246316

Kanako.

She has giant tits, she cooks every day, and she usually keeps quiet. Perfect woman.

>> No.5246319

Orin. Because she will still love me after death.

>> No.5246325

>>5246298

I don't get it. Explain

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>> No.5246330

>>5246287

Embodiment of Scarlet Devil:
"She is a light eater. In other words, she can drink only a little blood at a time and must leave the rest behind, so the humans off of whom she feeds become a bit anemic, but usually stay alive. Due to that fact, she is never able to increase the number of her kind."

>> No.5246331

Yukari, because she seems like she wouldn't care at all and thus in marriage my life would change the least.

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I want my wife to be a good cook.

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Alice

>> No.5246349

>>5246281
Enjoy being sent to hell when she notices what a sinner you are.

>> No.5246353

I am weary of this topic.

If you haven't already made it into Gensokyo, you're a useless piece of shit.

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Reimu

>> No.5246374

I married Momiji 2 years ago, and it's great.

>> No.5246380

>>5246339
>I want my wife to be good cooked.

>> No.5246383

Aya

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>>5246380

Well, I'd certainly eat her.

>> No.5246391

>>5246309
>>5246330
NO, MY DREAMS ;_;

>> No.5246397

Remilia. She's not my favorite or anything, but think about what you get out of it.

-Live in a mansion without having to work another day in your life
-Remi footjobs
-Playing with Flandre
-Taking use of Sakuya's services
-Bullying China
-Molesting Patchy because she's too passive to put up any resistance

>> No.5246408

>>5246397
>PLaying with Flandre

And then Anonymous died brutally.

>> No.5246416

>>5246408
But she would never hurt her onii-chan!

>> No.5246424

>>5246397

>-Bullying China

Dick move, bro.

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>>5246397
>Bullying China

Why would you do this to poor Meiling?

>> No.5246446

>>5246416
She is a fucking psycho, she can hurt anyone without even knowing it.

>> No.5246458
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This thread's been done a million times and my answer is always the same.

NITORI.

-Likes fancy shiny gadgets like me

-Doesn't want to destroy the world(like Mokou), doesn't want to play with people's intestines(Yuuka), is in general not a violent type.

-Probably smokes weed because she's a very easygoing Touhou.

People say she's a boring Touhou, but I think she's the safest Touhou to be around. I enjoy having my internal organs inside me, do not like being abused, dislike ojousamas, and like technology.

All she requires is an occasional cucumber. Easy peasy.

-

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>>5246458
She can always have a lick of my cucumber.

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>>5246458

>I enjoy having my internal organs inside me
>Kappa

oh u

>> No.5246511

>>5246498
Oh god, thanks for reminding me that Kappa rip your internal organs out of the body via your anus.

They especially like the organs and anuses of young children.

>> No.5246517

>>5246458

>Likes having organs inside

But how do you feel about keeping your anus-balls?

>> No.5246519

>>5246498
>>5246511

As long as I've got a cucumber on hand, I'm golden.

I can worry about my innards when I no longer have any cukes around.

>> No.5246524

>>5246458

>-Probably smokes weed because she's a very easygoing Touhou.

She's not a fucking loser like you, nigger, you're mistaken.

>> No.5246526

>>5246349

Shikieiki isnt an ass like the Christian god.

>> No.5246529
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Iku because Iku.

>> No.5246530

Yuka wants your innards exposed even less than Nitori does.

Just likes her flowers, that's all. Some people have strange hobbies.

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>>5246511
Rumors, filthy rumors propagated by superstitious idiots.

>> No.5246537

Since Reisen and Umbrella are taken, I'll have China.

>> No.5246539

>>5246529
Dude if you stuck your dick in her would it be like putting a fork in an electric socket?

>> No.5246540

>>5246524
You aren't Shifty anymore?

>>5246533
JAPANESE MYTHS AND LEGENDS DO NOT LIE

Oh, shit.

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>>5246533

Nitori is neat.

>>5246530

Is that so?

Why come we always see her portrayed in "RIP AND TEAR Mode", then? Why are the doujins about her creatively dismembering faceless dudes so popular?

Hmmmmm....

(I should take this time to remind you all that there are very few, if any, portrayals of Nitori ripping people's balls off and holding them in her hands, unlike a certain green-haired flower youkai.)

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>>5246549
My waifuvision makes me see Yuka as humorous and sexy when she tears people asunder.

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>>5246539
No. Much like Cirno, she has control over her power.

>> No.5246557

>>5246553
You're a braver man than I

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>>5246549
oh god, so neat.

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>>5246552

Nitori...does not tear anything asunder. Instead, she fixes things.

I feel I can trust a good, honest woman(kappa) who tries to make the world a better place.

>> No.5246568

Patchouli!

>> No.5246569
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Always.

>> No.5246571

thread reported for contentless and rule breaking

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>>5246557
I simply have trust in my waifu.

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>>5246561
I feel I can trust a cold-hearted flower youkai who tries to make the world better for her and her flowers.

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Nitori also wants to industrialize/modernize Gensokyo.

I feel that this is an admirable goal, helping Gensokyo into the 21st century.

>> No.5246581

>>5246576
Wouldn't that basically mean Gensokyo would cease to exist, or something? Or just that It'd be as shitty as our world here today, without any Youkai or Touhous?

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>>5246576
Nah, that's Kanako. Nitori's just really really happy to go along on the ride.

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>>5246581
It would mean no more tea parties.

All Touhous would have to work in dark factories to pump out materials for the kappa.

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>>5246581
Considering the first step of Gensokyo's modernization was FANTASTIC NUCLEAR FUSION, I don't think there's any risk of youkai disappearing.

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>>5246598
Nuclear moe~

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>>5246595

>All Touhous would have to work in dark factories to pump out materials for the kappa.

Well, you kids want grimdark, and I can't see it getting much grimmer 'n' darker than that. You'll have all the grimdark you can stomach - and then some.

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5246617

Yukari is my waifu
We'd go around the world, doing anything we wanted, stealing, trolling people, seeing amazing things, etc. etc.
And in the end, sleep cuddling in Ran's tails

My life will never be so perfect ;_;

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How to modernize Gensokyo: Take a fire bird and stick it in a Hell Raven. Bring to a rolling boil then danmaku until simmering.

>> No.5246622

>>5246595
On that note, Touhou Mother has some grimdark factory action. You should all play it if you like Earthbound and haven't.

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>>5246616
The Real World comes to Gensokyo.

That would be the most emotional doujin ever created.

>> No.5246636

>>5246628
>That would be the most emotional doujin ever created.
Not while Aya Kiss exists.

>> No.5246647

>>5246636
Heard of it, but never bothered to look at it because I don't care for Aya.

What makes it so emotional?

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>>5246636
Which reminds me, anyone have anything close to Aya kiss?

>> No.5246652

>>5246581
>implying that Gensokyo would be a shittier place if you didn't have to worry about being kidnapped and eaten by flying lolis

>> No.5246657

>>5246647
Just go read it. Here

http://exhentai.org/g/57964/d9c034af93/

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>>5246628

Bonus points if they portray inner-city life happening to touhous.

Touhous sleeping on the streets because they got kicked out of their apartments.

Touhous getting shot in gang raids.

Touhous working overtime to feed their young.

Touhous committing suicide after being laid off from work.

Grimdark to the extreeeeeeme.

Neatori butt unrelated.

>> No.5246662

>>5246622
Hm, got a download link or something like that for it? I'm having a hard time searching for it.

>> No.5246664

>>5246658

Touhou characters are not dirty niggers like you.

>> No.5246669

>>5246657
A picture of a panda crying is all that appears.

What am I doing wrong?

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>> No.5246677

>>5246662
Sure

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Mother
wiki page
http://vgboy.dabomstew.com/other/touhoumother.htm
download page

>> No.5246678

>>5246677
Thanks, anon.

>> No.5246683

>>5246664

Perhaps if you saw them enduring the same things, you might empathize.

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>>5246683
I am now imagining Tenshi selling her body to a filthy bondage dungeon for money.

Oh god. ;_;

>> No.5246700

>>5246669
Oh. You don't have an e-hentai account, then. Sorry.

Just get it from elsewhere then.

>> No.5246705

>>5246700
I shall, Anon. I will pester Hong Meiling the next time I see him online.

>> No.5246707

>>5246688
Tenshi would happily do that for free though?

>> No.5246709

>>5246647
Don't rad it.

The joke is that it actually sucks.

>> No.5246711

>>5246458
>-Doesn't want to destroy the world(like Mokou)
Since when does Mokou want to destroy the world? Is this some new fanon bullshit? She rescue lost or injured people people frequently and isn't violent towards anymore except Kaguya, a person who sends assassins after her just for the lolz.

>> No.5246714

I would date byakuren. All the youkai would then crave my cock.

>> No.5246717

>>5246707
Not when she has to become a cumdumpster for freaks in leather who wear assless chaps.

>>5246709
I've got nothing better to do with my life, so I might as well rad it.

>> No.5246719

>>5246688

What would you do if your Chen was at home
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
cause she's hungry
and the only way to feed her is to
sleep with a man for a little bit of money
and her daddy's gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and out of lockdown

>> No.5246721

>>5246705
Aya Kiss isn't porn. You can find it on the Wiki, it's by Sekitou.

The joke is that it's hilariously bad.

>> No.5246725

meiling

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>>5246711

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>> No.5246729

>>5246721
Got it. Here's the link for anyone else. http://www12.ocn.ne.jp/~sekitou/

Jesus christ this is hilariously terrible already.

>> No.5246732

>>5246721
Anyone feel like dumping it? I could go for a dump thread right now.

>> No.5246733

>>5246727
That's YOU who wants to see it burn, not Mokou. Don't make stupid shit like that up.

>> No.5246745

>>5246733

>that's YOU who wants to see it burn

I have never been prone to delusions of grandeur, at least of that scale.

>> No.5246749

>>5246733
Mokou wanted to see the world burn a few centuries ago. Then she became a filthy nihilist. Totally canon, bro. The only thing keeping her sane right now is Kaguya and possibly Keine.

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>>5246727
Geez, you push one guy off a cliff, spend 1000 years feeling guilty about it, and still get this shit from people. What's an immortal girl to do?

>> No.5246755

>>5246745
My point was you made stupid shit up that doesn't make sense. Don't do it.

>> No.5246759

>>5246755

>My point

When I want your point I will ask for it.

Otherwise, I suggest you keep your points to yourself.

>> No.5246765

>>5246749
And where exactly did you get this information?

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>>5246732
Want me to do it?

>> No.5246772

>>5246749
Then she became a filthy nihilist, then she got over herself and started socializing again. Took her centuries.

>> No.5246774

>>5246759

Why are niggers so rude?

They'll get you for that bank robbery eventually, don't be so mad bro

>> No.5246776

>>5246759
I'd like to request that you make up many, many things and write them down for others to read.

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>>5246766

>> No.5246782

>>5246772
Once a nihilist, always a nihilist. She'll relapse.

>> No.5246784

>>5246774

>Why are niggers so rude?

Nothing of the sort.

If anything, I am preventing you from wasting your precious time - and your breath - on the likes of me. You really ought to be thanking me, if I weren't a tripfag.
Run along, now.

>> No.5246787

>>5246782
It's called depression. She went through a phase.

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>>5246779

>> No.5246793

>>5246727

If you want someone who wants to watch the world burn like yourself, then Okuu's your gal.

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>>5246789
>I love you, Aya! You can be sure of it.

Oh god it's so horrible but funny.

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>>5246800

>> No.5246803

>>5246765
You guys still never answered my question

>> No.5246805

>>5246787
A phase she'll be repeating for the rest of her god-forsaken life.

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>>5246802

>> No.5246816

>>5246803
Cage in Lunatic Runagate. There's a reason most of it isn't translated it's shit

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>>5246809
Yes! Totally~

>> No.5246820

>>5246805

...um, okay.

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>>5246817

>> No.5246825

>>5246803

He pulled it out of his ass. Mokou was never like that.
She's a youkai exterminator and seems to be on relatively good terms with everyone from Eientei except for Kaguya.

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>>5246823

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>>5246828

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>>5246833
This is getting creepy.

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>>5246839

>> No.5246851

>>5246800
That line cracks me up every time.

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>>5246850
vssshh

>> No.5246858

>>5246825
She's enjoys Kaguya's company.

Cage in Lunatic Runagate: Chapter 4
>I ran as if possessed towards Eientei.

>That's right, the reason I was no longer afraid of the boredom of immortal life was because she was here!

>The terror of immortality is eternal solitude. An endless reality tormented by consciousness of one's sins.

>The only one who could sympathize with that was my old immortal enemy.

>I was afraid that she would no longer be at Eientei.

But then she's like, whatever.

>I stopped worrying about whether Kaguya would return to the moon. Even if she wanted to go back, she had no obligations towards me, and it seemed like she didn't want to go back anymore, anyway.

>Besides, I remembered that I had other undying friends here in Gensokyo.

>- The Youkai Mountain.

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>>5246855

>> No.5246870

>>5246839
Oh, wow.

This doujin is terrible, but...

...so moe...

>> No.5246873

>>5246858

Make up your minds, already.

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>>5246865

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IN THE FUTURE

>> No.5246878

>>5246858

Then why do they constantly kill each other?

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>>5246875
Can I...kiss you?

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>>5246888

>> No.5246893

>>5246878
In the old days, they might have had real reasons to, but now, it just might be for fun.

>> No.5246901

>>5246878
Because she doesn't enjoy Kaguya's company, really. It's just that she's the only other truly immortal person on Earth: they are the only ones who can understand each other. Although they feud, they share a certain bond.

>> No.5246907

>>5246878
Why not? They're immortal. If I had an immortal friend, I'd "kill" them constantly too.

>> No.5246916

>>5246898
I think I can feel the feelings of the author coming through in this page.

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>>5246898
Shoot, skipped one. PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU DELETE YOUR POST.

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>>5246917
Alright, back on track.

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>> No.5246929
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>>5246925
Perfect timing, Anon.

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>>5246888
>>5246898
>>5246917
lesbian sex where?

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>>5246935
God, shut up.

>> No.5246940

>>5246929
Reimu stole the precious first kiss~

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>>5246397
>Bullying China

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>>5246922
The casual put-down of ReiMari is the best.

>> No.5246966

>>5246947
I like how it's a "casual put-down" to reference the fact that they're canon friends.

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Since nobody has mentioned her yet I'll take the oni.

Fuck yeah getting wasted every day.

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>>5246966
Nice troll, bro.

>> No.5246984

>>5246979
That...that wasn't a troll.

>> No.5246989

>>5246966

You have to consider that Marisa has a veritable harem. Why would she need the miko for anything?

>>5246901

>a certain bond

I usually interpret that to mean that even though they fight and viciously kill each other constantly, it's some sort of perverse lust. They get some kind of sexual thrill out of it, or at least Mokou does. Kaguya really doesn't seem to care too much about her and just views the fighting as a game anyway.

>> No.5246993

>>5246978

But she will make you asplode.

>> No.5246994

Sakuya seems like she'd be a perfect waifu.

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>>5246984
It was a troll. I can tell because of the wording and having seen quite a few trolls in my time.

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>>5246978
I'd fuck her hair-clones.

>> No.5247016

>>5247005
It wasn't a troll. I can tell because I posted it, and I posted it wholeheartedly. I think you're just paranoid.

>>5246989
...how on earth do you get "perverse lust" out of "the only other person on Earth who is permanently immortal"?

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>>5246994
Sure, she seems like it, but we've never seen her outside of the vampire's influence. Who knows what she'd be like then?

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>>5246941

Why would Flan care about you bullying China?

Still, I wouldn't want to...
*shades*

bully a dragon.http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BullyingADragon

>> No.5247023

>>5247017
Are you sure it's influence and not some lingering sense of duty?

>> No.5247036

>>5247016

Because they kill each other instead of fuck. They may hate each other, but they won't ever stop killing each other. They probably wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they did.

>> No.5247052

>>5247036
I'm sorry, I'm not talking about the "perverse" bit, I'm asking where you got the "lust" part. IMO it's pretty obviously a deep kinship that belies their hatred for one another. I don't mind if you fanwank up an eternal love for each other, but it's not like it's present in official materials.

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>>5247016
How does posting wholeheartedly change anything? You're still trolling: the comment you made had no purpose other than provoking an argument.

>> No.5247076

>>5246281
Mistymistymistymisty Mystia~

>> No.5247080

>>5247063
I didn't intend to start a pointless fight, which this now threatens to become. I'm just reminding you that not all doujins take place in the same universe and Reimu and Marisa are in fact friends by default.

>> No.5247098

>>5247052

Because it is. I think Mokou admitted it to herself only once that she needs Kaguya or else she would be truly alone. I say "lust" because it's a form of passion. Rage is also passion. That's where the association comes from. Mokou hates Kaguya and probably hates the fact that her Kaguya hate is one of her sole motivations to keep doing anything.

She feels passionate towards Kaguya, it just happens to be anger...but it can lead to lust. That's why I'm saying it's a lust of some kind.

>> No.5247102

>>5247023
Not sure what you're getting at here. What lingering sense of duty? If she was a vampire hunter, that lingering sense of duty would compel her to slay vampires.

>> No.5247123

>>5247098
I still don't get the sexual thrill part. Whatever, man.

>I think Mokou admitted it to herself only once that she needs Kaguya or else she would be truly alone.
Except then she realized she wouldn't be.

>> No.5247128

>>5247102
Eh. Remilia spared her life, assuming that story is true. And she's generally pretty decent about the whole sucking blood thing. I don't know, I remember reading something that gave me the sense that Sakuya was staying out of her own free will (although it's also said that her name was changed as a means of controlling her, so...?)

>>5247098
...I guess that makes sense, sort of. But that thing that guy said about hate not being the opposite of love isn't really true.

>> No.5247148

>>5247128
If Sakuya is charmed, outward appearances would probably look exactly like she was staying of her own free will.

I'm pretty deep in fanon shit territory with this, of course.

>> No.5247155

>>5247123

It's cathartic. That's where the sexual thrill comes in. Something doesn't have to be overtly sexual for someone to experience the same effects of it. The euphoric feeling that comes over someone after coming down from a flying fit of rage is pretty similar to post-coitus.


That and it gives doujin artists a reason to have Kaguya and Mokou to segue from violent combat to equally violent sex.

Mokou also really can't have lasting relations with people because...well, they'll all die, except for Kaguya.

>> No.5247183

>>5247128

My point was that intense hatred and intense love have some common link. The whole reason 'tsundere' exists is because of that. You hate someone so much that you realize that you wouldn't feel so strongly about them unless you actually cared about them.

>> No.5247185

>>5247155
>Besides, I remembered that I had other undying friends here in Gensokyo.

>- The Youkai Mountain.

>I think I'll climb that mountain some day. Now, the youkai of the mountain, like the tengu and the kappa, have made it their base, so it probably isn't easy to climb anymore, but a goddess of immortality lives atop it.

>I think I'll climb up there and tell her all about how I became immortal, and apologize for what happened to Iwasaka, thirteen hundred years after we should have reached the top of that mountain.

I see her as chill as fuck.

>> No.5247204

>>5247185
Goddess of immortality? It's talking about Kanako, right? How is she a goddess of immortality? Yeah, I know, snakes, but that's hardly immortality.

>> No.5247212

If Mokou really loved someone mortal, she'd feed them her own liver.

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>>5247204
Different goddess.
>Keine told me about the mountain's history. According to her, the mountain had been home to a certain god. It seems this god was called Princess Iwanaga.
>"I see, well, it's not as if Princess Iwanaga is unrelated to you. You see, Princess Iwanaga is the spirit of eternal life ... that is, of immortality."

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>>5247185
Mokou is so droopy.

>> No.5247234

None of them would remain faithful to you. They're women.

Also, they would quickly grow bored of your stay at home non-exciting hikki ways and begin looking for men elsewhere. Face it, you'll die alone with no love from 3D nor 2D.

>> No.5247237

>>5247218
So Kanako kicked Iwanaga off the mountain? I'm terribly confused now.

>> No.5247242

>>5247234

>Also, they would quickly grow bored of your stay at home non-exciting hikki ways

My life is a non-stop adventure, I can't -imagine- how a Touhou would get bored.

Yeah, you're right. You got me there.

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>>5247234
You realize a good 20% of Touhou's cast is stay-at-home hikkis, right?

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The only wife I'll ever need.......or have.

>> No.5247254

>>5247234

But Kaguya is a hikki. What about her?

>> No.5247261

>>5247250
And still would have nothing to do with you. Denial is unbecoming of you Anonymous.

>> No.5247262

>>5247250

Neatori would be happy as long as she had a warm place to fix things, which is another bonus.

Touhous like Yuuka would want to be outside all the time.

>> No.5247271

>>5247254
Noble going for a commoner who is also overweight, out of shape and pimply?

Nope.

>> No.5247283

>>5247271

>The secret to wooing Kaguya is to be /fit/ as hell.

Aha! This is a competition I can win easily! I have the body of a Roman Gladiator!

I knew all those barbell curls would be useful someday.

>> No.5247294

>>5247271
NEET going for someone she met online? Within the realm of possibility.

>> No.5247297

>>5247237
It might be a hole.

Or she didn't need to kick shit off, because she's got enough faith in Gensokyo as a whole. I don't know how goddess territorial wars go, but considering half the cast of MoF were goddesses, and they just sort of chilled out, it's hard to say if a goddess really needs to claim shit.

>> No.5247305

>>5247283
You're a retiarius? Cowardly wimp.

>> No.5247306

>>5247271

Complete the 5 impossible tasks and she'll be all over you.

>> No.5247319

>>5247262

Nitori would spend all of her time at a nearby mechanic.

You run into a similar problem with Yuka and greenhouses.

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I'm polygamic..and a pedo

>> No.5247337

>>5247330


Star Sapphire is Kaguya.

>> No.5247376

>>5247337
She is not!

>> No.5247408

>>5247376

You're right. She's Kaguya's bastard spawn.

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>>5247408
I'm okay with this.

>> No.5247459

>>5247204
Snakes represent the infinity symbol or some shit, I've heard.

>> No.5247471

>>5247459
Ouroboros?

>> No.5247474

>>5247459
The ouroboros? That's a different type of snake.

If that sort of being exist in gensokyo, it'll outrank even the dragons.

>> No.5247500

>>5247459
Snakes symbolize resurrection since they shed their skins.

But no, it's some other fellow... Ninigi's aunt or sister-in-law or something, if I recall. I really don't want to check.

>> No.5247503

Why does no one like Flandere?

>> No.5247512

>>5247503
i like flan

>> No.5247514

>If you had to
You say it like it's a bad thing, OP.

>> No.5247524

>>5247500
Right, that's what it was. My bad.

>> No.5247583

>>5246572
Just so happened to be listening to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb_MqAU0mPA

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>> No.5248470

Alice, because shes in love with me.

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