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5245814 No.5245814 [Reply] [Original]

Someone got Touhous in my hipster coffee

>> No.5245844

I would go to starbucks for that.

>> No.5245838

I would gladly drink whatever comes out of those two

>> No.5245850

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP

IS PATCHY IN YOUR CUP

>> No.5245855

Won't feel so bad ordering from Starbucks anymore

>> No.5245865
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5245865

what is it about cups that gives patchi the undeniable urge to enter them?

>> No.5245872

>>5245814
It can't be worse than the actual coffee.
I mean really, I heard that the starbucks coffee is expensive because they use coffee beans that only can be found on monkey shit.
Like a fucking monkey took a shit and these fuckers sell it as coffee, I'd gladly rather have a cup full of touhous, mind you.

>> No.5245894

Green Mountain Coffee here, Starbucks is a faggot.

>> No.5245896

A little patchy would sure brighten up my mornings.

>> No.5245908

>>5245896

Yeah, if you can stand the smell.

>> No.5245916

How did this "smelly patchy" shit originated? Patchouli is a flower, I thought it would be more convenient to create a 'patchy that smells good meme'.

>> No.5245936
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>>5245865
she likes to enter any sort of container

>> No.5245944
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5245944

>>5245936
cups seem to be her favorite

>> No.5245954

>>5245916
Patchouli oil was also what hippies used to cover up the fact that they never bathed.

>> No.5245961

Is that a Franpatchino?

>> No.5245975

>>5245936
Patchy is a mollusc.

>> No.5246015

2 TOOHOOS 1 CUP

>> No.5246021

>>5245916
Because according to /jp/, she probably never bathes.

/jp/ is fucking retarded.

>> No.5246025

>>5246015
...eew...

>> No.5246032

>>5246021

>/jp/ is fucking retarded.

Only when you're posting.

>> No.5249297

>>5246032
I believe 5246021's assertion is the correct one.

>> No.5249312

>>5249297
What's correct is that patchouli as a flower stinks.

>> No.5249334

I prefer to believe Patchy is a clean, highly intelligent, and quiet library girl who turns into a demon in the sack and rides a dick until it cums at least 3 times, but thats just me.

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>>5245916
read this, learn more, be wise

>> No.5249397

>>5245916
Patchouli "perfume", which was the hype some time ago in France, smelled fucking bad.

>> No.5249425

>>5249378
Well fancy that. I would never have figured Patchu as an M.O.P fan.

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5249444

Less arguing, more Patchy.

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