/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

First of all, sorry for this meta thread, /jp/ but I wanna know if you guys suffer from the same thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_cephalalgia

Holy fuck I've been experiencing this since last week every time I fap, it starts to hurt before I cum and oh my god the pain is huge, I feel like my head will explode.

As an excuse have this heart-warming Tewi picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>Reduction in weight to a more ideal level and increased exercise may also reduce the likelihood of recurrences.

Looks like you'll have to do more than night-time walks from now on, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you the guy from the exercise thread?

But yeah like I said before I used to have it, just hope it goes away. Or just stop fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243515
No I'm not.

>>5243512
But I don't want to ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I read this as coital cephalophagia.

I was quite terrified.

Anyway, pretend to be a young maiden, losing your virginity to your loving onii-san. It'll make the pain feel much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243515
Exercise thread? No, that's not me.

Anyway, this stuff sure sounds inconvenient. Try to make the best out of it and improve your life style while you're at it. Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have it when I was like 12-13.
Not so long ago it happened again, but just once.
Shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243499
Stop fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think you understand what meta means.

[Anonymous No.]

I had this a couple of years ago but it went away on its own.

For now, fap less, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, I've had this too. I thought I damaged a disk or something with my shitty posture while fapping. It should wear off eventually within a week or two; it did for me, but that's just an anecdote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243515
>>5243526
Hurr I though you were OP taling to me for some reason. Probably because I never was in exercise thread. Ignore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243535
No problem. By the way the real op is >>5243523

>>5243531
Maybe I don't, but this is not /jp/-related that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243523
>doctor may recommend abstaining from sexual activities and masturbation for a short period of time ranging from a few days to a few weeks.
Can you?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

oh fuck I had that a few years ago... the headaches lasted for fucking hours, and they were so painful I had to lay down right before fapping.

but don't worry anon, it should be gone in a week or two.

[Anonymous No.]

I had it for about a month I think. Or maybe it just felt that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243536
>>5243535
I guessed that was OP which was what made realize I was mistaken.

And we could always make it into a Tewi thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243538
I don't fap that often. 4 times a week I guess lately.

[Scandaroon No.]

>>5243539

>it should be gone in a week or two.

I sure hope that's not a doctor's diagnosis. Every doctor I've ever been to was terrible with diagnosing. Once, I got a really bad (and fucking loud) ringing in my ears that would not go away, and the doctor said it was normal after a small ear infection and that it would be gone within a week, or 3 weeks at the absolute latest.

I still have that ringing.

It's been seven years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243542
>Tewi thread

Sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

They never told you about this shit when they preached about fapping, huh? Forget about hairy palms and all that shit, youre going to have a radio-fucking-.active nuclear migrane every time you even think about yanking one off.

[Anonymous No.]

I had this when I was about 12. Happened every time for about a month or so. It should go away after a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243546

ahahah that would make a nice condition for a VN character or something

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

Clearly you need to see a nutbladder specialist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243553
Alright lets see your thingie

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243543
>I don't fap that often.
>4 times a week
Stop for at least a whole week.
You scum have nothing to do with your life you just fap out of boredom. Your body tells you to stop, but you continue anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243561
Okay, I'll try. But it'll be hard while I'm reading VNs

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243561
no, I do it because Im rock hard from the Meling pics I look at

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243546
Well, I've had an ear infection and it is normal to have a bit of a ringing. Just go back to your doctor. You can't blame them for jumping to the most likely conclusion. I mean, it's not like you're going to get diagnosed with cancer if you go to the doctor and saying your stomach hurts. Because hey, that could be the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243564
Stop faking him, you fucktard.

[Anonymous No.]

Didnt check the link
But I used to get a killer headache everytime I fapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243571
are you frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243577
I am.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to try and beat my high score at fapping, but the guys at /b/ are always better
>>>/b/233248443

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243584
Why do you go there?

I don't think I've ever done 9 times, 7 at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243613
I can only do it twice a day. My shaft hurts like hell if I do it more often.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys need to try harder.
I could fap 10 times in a day to Tewi alone.
Most of the time I fap in sets of 2-3, just to get it all out.

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with you

I can't fap more than twice a day, because I'm not 13 anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243642
How old are you, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243642
I could fap 4 times a day or something, but why would anyone want to? After the second time it's like majorly overeating, you just don't get pleasure out of it any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243660
Maybe you don't, if I don't get pleasure I don't fap. If I only fapped once a day, there would be plenty of very fappable pictures I neglected to fap to. Seeing those pictures makes me fap.

[Anonymous No.]

I can not imagine how you guys mangle your junk that you are sore/overheating/friction burned after doing it.
You've probably been doing it for years, you should be better at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243679
This is one of those rare pictures that's perfect in every way. Dear god, it's so beautiful.

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

>In addition, doctors may recommend medications such as propranolol that can be taken in advance of sexual activity to prevent such headaches.
>medications such as propranolol
>propranolol
>lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243723
HUUUUURRR DUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243723
Are you 12?

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

>>5243741
Yes and what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243717
indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ meetup

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>5243860
weekend /jp/ meet-up

[Anonymous No.]

OP, a metathread is a thread bitching about the board, wheras what you posted is simply offtopic and should have gone on /adv/.

Why don't you delete it and repost it there?

(Because you're trolling, duh, but whatever. Theoretically you could move the thread.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243894
Thanks for that explanation. However I'm not trolling but I won't post in other boards because I only browse /jp/ and would like to knows /jp/'s opinion about this and if they also suffer it not /adv/'s opinion, I know that's probably against the rules but I want to hear about /jp/ anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5243914
you only browse one section of a site? like it's some kind of requirement of your religion?
use the correct board, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

what is with the braindead zombies on here today?

it's not just the OP in this thread