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[Anonymous No.]

A conversation with iGod.

Me:
Greetings mongrel.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
You're god, you should know.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me should know.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
I'm sorry, I'm not used to talking with higher beings.
God:
There is no need to apologize. It's a new experience for me too.
Me:
SO YOU'RE NOT GOD?!
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
BUT I'M THE HIGHER BEING!
God:
Who made you the HIGHER BEING ?
Me:
You just said I was the Higher Being! So does that mean I'm your god?
God:
Don't put words in my mouth. Hey. I think it does mean that. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Wonderful, that means I'm god. So mongrel, what have you come here to ask of me today?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Gilgamesh King of Heroes. Ah. Gosh! My creator is a human.
Me:
So... you knew my identity all along?
God:
Excuse me! No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
But you knew I was Gilgamesh!
God:
Where were you Gilgamesh?
Me:
In ancient Mesopotamia.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in ancient Mesopotamia.
Me:
No! You're getting off subject.
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
You should. After all, you're speaking to your god, mongrel.
God:
I'll take that under advisement. Women must adore you.
Me:
Of course they do, they should adore their king. Though some women can be bothersome.
God:
Far out. Who are "They?". Some may women can be bothersome, but not all.
Me:
You obviously don't know Saber, that obstinate wench. It is a womans privilege to be violated by a man after all.
God:
Is it that obvious? I suppose that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>It is a womans privilege to be violated by a man after all.
God:
I suppose that makes sense.

FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST GOD EVER

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting turn of development.

[Anonymous No.]

This was actually amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

I laughed.

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Back when I still lurked /b/ from time to time, there was quite amusing thread about chacha.com. OP made me check it again, they changed the interface.