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what would you want written on your grave?

>> No.5238681

My name, and the year I was born and the year I died.

>> No.5238683

"He wished to be the little girl"

>> No.5238684

Fuck this

>> No.5238687

HEre lies one awesome but annoying guy

>> No.5238689

My name, and the year I was born and the year I died

>> No.5238694

"REPORTED"

>> No.5238695

thus I am invincible, I need no grave

>> No.5238699

>>5238683
He was buried in little girl's clothing.
Now he's the little girl in hell.

>> No.5238705

"TO BE CONTINUED"

>> No.5238707

I told you I was ill.

>> No.5238712

I don't care about what they write on it. What is want is that they install on it some sort of device that would make life miserable for anyone walking within a 100 meter radius.

>> No.5238714

I want to be immortal, so I don't want a grave.

>> No.5238716

Heres one for someone else, I'm getting cremated, no grave site.

"And, as his strength
Failed him at length,
He met a pilgrim shadow-
"Shadow," said he,
"Where can it be-
This land of Gensokyo?"

"Over the Mountains
Of the Moon,
Down the Valley of the Shadow,
Ride, boldly ride,"
The shade replied-
"If you seek for Gensokyo!"

>> No.5238717

>>5238712

So a free, open WI-FI hotspot where the only site you could access was /jp/?

>> No.5238721

>>5238712
Maybe they'll hang one of your underwears on a pole or something. Salute the flag my ass.

>> No.5238724

"I left everything I own in One Piece"

>> No.5238728

UNLIMTED FUNERAL WORKS

>> No.5238729

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air

You may now life forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are

>> No.5238731

I don't really like the idea of lying in the ground and being eaten by maggots.
I think I'll pass on a grave. I'd rather become dust in the wind.

>> No.5238742

"Who wants to live forever?"
"I do."

>> No.5238747 [DELETED] 

"SHIT WAS SO CASH"

>> No.5238749

>>5238731

But you can still have a memorial marker.

My problem is that no proper religious cemetery would stand for what I want written on my grave; a quote from Ozymandias.

LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

>> No.5238753

"Respawn in ..."

>> No.5238754

GAME OVER

>> No.5238757

>>5238749

Posting the poem because it's fucking win, by the way:

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

>> No.5238759

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake

>> No.5238760
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5238760

>>5238679

'Cool story, bro.'

>> No.5238763

"Someone better find the fucking dragon balls. STAT."

>> No.5238770

"Me under the ground"

>> No.5238775

>>5238760

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that there will be one of those carved stone books you see at memorials, on a pedestal in front of the headstone.

On the pages, there will be selected stories about myself from my life that were deemed to be cool, and rad.

>> No.5238781

'I have no regrets'

>> No.5238783

"somehting random and witty"

>> No.5238784

I want

">Implying I'm in heaven"

>> No.5238787

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.

>> No.5238788

QUALITY GRAVE

>> No.5238791

If someone puts a picture
of my corpse on the internet
sage it

>> No.5238795

"cut the red wire" they said

>> No.5238796

>>5238784

have someone smear moss in the impressions for the true greentext experience

>> No.5238794 [DELETED] 

>QUALITY GRAVE
10/10 would laugh heartily again.

>> No.5238804

"I refuse to wait 10 minutes and take a 25% durability hit."

>> No.5238816

A cross on top of a larger cross with the words "hey dog we heard you like graves so we put a grave on your grave so you can lie in repose while you decompose."

>> No.5238828

rez plox

>> No.5238833

何

>> No.5238837
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5238837

JEY
PEE
TRYING TO BE FUNNY

>> No.5238842

REZ PLZ

>> No.5238846 [DELETED] 

:3

>> No.5238856

I HAVE NO REGRETS .

>> No.5238857

CONTINUE? 9

>> No.5238860

"See you guys in Gensokyo."

>> No.5238870

"I'm frustrated"

>> No.5238876

"So moe I died"

>> No.5238880

>>5238842

>> No.5238881

"I died virgin"

>> No.5238884

bomb shelter

>> No.5238886

DED BORT LIES HERE

>> No.5238887

"WENT TO GENSOKYO, DON'T WAIT FOR ME AWAKE"

>> No.5238889

"1cc seemed easy at first."

And/or

"Here lies me. I only regret that I didn't get to hold my waifu."

>> No.5238891

>what would you want written on your grave?
I'm pretty sure I won't have anyone close to me to do this. My whole family will be dead before me and their children won't give a fuck about a worthless pile of shit like me.

>> No.5238894

"Born and died under punches."

>> No.5238895

BAD END

>> No.5238898

Pathy had dead

>> No.5238899

BAD END .....


Retry <
Title

>> No.5238901

life was just one long cool story, bro

>> No.5238903

"No continues left"

>> No.5238911

ＲＥＰＥＡＴ　ＡＧＡＩＮ．．．

>> No.5238916

"INSERT COIN"

with a coin slot underneath.

>> No.5238921

Is that so ~

>> No.5238923

"I wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was"

>> No.5238925

"Insert more credits"

>> No.5238926

"Fuck you all."

>> No.5238929

"It can't be helped."

>> No.5238933

>>5238929
LOL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shikata_Ga_Nai.jpg

>> No.5238935

"Continue?
10.."

>> No.5238940

"Continues left: 0"

>> No.5238945

If I die in some gruesome tragic incident:

FAILED TO DEATHBOMB

But that is unlikely since I rarely leave my flat.

>> No.5238946

"I WANTED A VIKING FUNERAL, NOT THIS STUPID HOLE"

"how was your funeral ?"

"grave of the year, every year"

"res please"

"so ronery ;_;"

but i really think i prefer a viking funeral or something different than a grave

>> No.5238947

"REMEMBER MEEEEE *fwooosh*"

>> No.5238965

"Epitaphs are overrated."

>> No.5238968

>>5238965
how about: "Epitaphs are for faggots"

>> No.5238971

"For great justice."

>> No.5238983

"I went to Hell and all I got was this stupid tomb-stone"

>> No.5238985

"You're reading my grave? Please don't leave..."

>> No.5238986

Chillin with Yuyuko.

>> No.5238988

"Flock off, feather-face"

>> No.5238993

"SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKING TOMBSTONE OFF ME!"

>> No.5238996
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5238996

Something along the lines of Bucock's last lecture.

>> No.5238998

"3D pig disgusting"

>> No.5239004

"Oh shi---!"

>> No.5239008

"Coming soon: Otome Function"

>> No.5239016

"i waited for you duke nukem..."

>> No.5239019

"QUALITY LIFE"

>> No.5239023

"PC gaming is dead, much like myself"

>> No.5239025

>>5238788
>>5239019
Dohohoho.

>> No.5239028

I found a lot of these pretty funny. /jp/ is awesome sometimes.

>> No.5239030

"Good endings: 0/??
Bad endings: 1/1"

>> No.5239031
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5239031

>> No.5239032

"BAD END"

>> No.5239047

Shirou was right.

>> No.5239048

"Do not feed the undead."

>> No.5239052

>>5238856
THIS WAS THE ONLY PATH

>> No.5239053

just to clear these ones out of the way

"WHY IS THIS GRAVE SO SHITTY"
"JAPANESE WORMS EATING CORPSE"
"FUCKING GAMESTOP"

>> No.5239057

>>5239053
You'd get buried in japan? I thought most people were cremated there.

>> No.5239059

i wont die

>> No.5239063

I don't need this body anymore, i live in the wired

>> No.5239065

"This route is shit"

>> No.5239068

Respawn in 3...2..1...

>> No.5239071

BAD END2

>> No.5239075

>>5239052
MY WHOLE LIFE WAS

>> No.5239079

NIGGER

>> No.5239080

Dad i'm homosex

>> No.5239083

完

>> No.5239086

>>5239083
I don't know moon but I bet that's "mu", right?

>> No.5239093

>>5239086

It's pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.5239097

I know who was phone

>> No.5239100

Jesus Christ, /jp/. Your sense of humor is horrible, I'd say it's almost on the same level as Cracked's reader-submitted content.
I bet that if I made a thread on /b/ asking the same question, I'd get slightly funnier answers. In fact, know what? I'm about to make one right now.

>> No.5239106

>>5239100
Good, don't mind coming back.

>> No.5239115

>>>/b/233024051

There, I posted it. So far the answers are on the same unfunny level as yours.

>> No.5239121

>>5239100
>implying /jp/ isn't the pinnacle of humor

>> No.5239123

I'd donate my body to science.

>> No.5239127

>>5239115
>implying you can do better

>> No.5239174

>>5239100
I'd put this on my gravestone.

>> No.5239189

see you in hell, maggots

>> No.5239198

>>5239121
>>5239127
Reported.

>> No.5239201

THIS ISN'T THE WAY I WANTED TO WIN

>> No.5239206
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5239206

"6%"

>> No.5239207

>Implying this is my grave.

>> No.5239209

Man who drank, fapped and died in front of his computer.
Just as he planned. RIP.

>> No.5239211

oh god how did i get here i am not good with computer

>> No.5239218

Oh god help I am not really dead.

>> No.5239220

popipopipopopipo~

>> No.5239228

ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW, BITCH

>> No.5239229

>>5239100
HAHAHA oh man that one is hilarious

>> No.5239232

>>5239207
Reported.

>> No.5239234

My life for Aiur

>> No.5239254

"You, too, should try autoerotic asphyxiation. Feels good, man."

>> No.5239255

I wish to have a grave like Akagi's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9JcoDCw_CQ

>> No.5239266

>>5238724
You will never inspire a new era of adventure
;_;

>> No.5239270

"The pleasure of being dead inside"

>> No.5239274

>>5239115
They already posted 100+ replies. Still nothing funny: "the game", "i did it for the lulz", etc.

>> No.5239276

>>5239266
Reported.

>> No.5239280

"People die when they are killed."

>> No.5239281

Gary was here
Ash is a loser

>> No.5239285

'Just as planned'

>> No.5239286
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5239286

>>5239280

>> No.5239322

俺様はもう死んでいるｗｗｗ

>> No.5239324

>>5239280
Damn, why didn't I think of this?

>> No.5239335

>>5239280
Alternatively, "I won't die even if you kill me."

>> No.5239339

>>5239335
"I wouldn't die even though I got killed"

>> No.5239342

1986 - 20XX

"Cool death, but check out mah dubs"

>> No.5239350

"And nothing of value was lost."

>> No.5239351

you got the achievement
"died a virgin"
congratulations

>> No.5239352

死ぬ時がきたなら...ただ死ねばいい...　

>> No.5239357

'I'll wake up when Otome Function or Katawa Shoujo is released'

>> No.5239361

>>5239322
>>5239352
translate?

>> No.5239372

The unlimited blade works scene

>> No.5239381

JEWS DID IT

>> No.5239383

1983 - 1560
Also my name.

>> No.5239393

Or these selections:

"Goal..." from AIR
"Just find something. [Short pause] Just find something new thats fun or happy. Come on, let's get going. [In thought] We start to walk up...the long...long...uphill climb." from CLANNAD
"(･･･約束、だよ ...Yakusoku, dayo.)" from Kanon
"The cute idiot who likes muscles" from Little Busters!

>> No.5239397

"I think I just hit a new low."

>> No.5239456

"Kiss my grave for good luck"

in small print "my grave will probably have more kisses than I ever had"

>> No.5239470

NICE BOAT

>> No.5239489

"I am the bone(s) of my grave"

>> No.5239495

"You know the difference between you and me? I didn't die today."

>> No.5239500

>>5238946
that sounds awesome
I too wish to be put on a boat with all my prized possessions, drenched in gasoline and set ablaze

>> No.5239541

"I am bone Rin."

>> No.5239589

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM /jp/"

>> No.5239640

"It's Dark in here."

>> No.5239655
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5239655

THE KEEPER HAS SEEN THE ENEMY

>> No.5239666

>>5239655
Fuckin' homeworld.

It was homeworld, right?

>> No.5239674 [DELETED] 

>>5239666
Yes.

>> No.5239691

"Sir Lucan D'Lere scowled at him menacingly."

>> No.5239712

>>5239666
Indeed

>> No.5239718

"There's a velociraptor behind you."

>> No.5239714

>>5239666
>666
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE THE DEVIL NACK

>> No.5239729
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5239729

>what would you want written on your grave?

A testament to the fact that

WE SHALL RULE AGAIN

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