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Anonymous Fri May 28 07:14:47 2010 No.5234964 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:16:47 2010 No.5234974 What that picture depicts is exactly why I'm never visiting Japan again.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:19:47 2010 No.5234991 those centipedes are 1000x better looking than american ones. They don't have those gross, spindly legs, not that I'd want either on me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:21:47 2010 No.5235004 >>5234991 They're still fucking horrifying though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:26:47 2010 No.5235030 >>5234974 You hate Japan because an American centipede? Might be wrong, but those look like red-headed desert centipedes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:27:47 2010 No.5235034 /r/ all the images of NEET cat

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:27:47 2010 No.5235035 A warm cuddly hug from the arthropoda phylum.

Amazo-tan !04wRLcX5eU Fri May 28 07:28:47 2010 No.5235040

Just imagine it.
You jack off and then fall asleep; cum glazed dick in hand.

That's when the centipede comes in. It's hungry, and your dick is a tasty thick meal. It crawls up the back of your chair and finds it's way to your dick hole. Using feelers and pincers, it starts to find it's protein filled meal. But once it eats up wants on your hand and cock head, it decides to see if it can't find some more in the hole that it came from...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:29:47 2010 No.5235044 >>5235030 The millipedes/centipedes in general. Fortunately I never came into contact with the legendary monster hornets whose species escapes me.

Anonymous Fri May 28 07:36:47 2010 No.5235073

>>5235040
I've seen a medical case of a cyanide-spraying millipede somehow horribly burning some kid's genital area. What the fuck it was doing there is beyond me, but it was rather traumatizing.

Title's "Millipede Burn at an Unusual Site Mimicking Child Abuse in an 8-Year-Old Girl", I think. Don't look for it unless you can stomach it, it's pretty horrific.

And I thought it couldn't get worse after that case of a squid spermatophore getting lodged in some unlucky sod's throat and trying to dig into it in an attempt to fertilize him.

>>5235044
Asian giant hornet. Vespa mandarinia.

>>	Amazo-tan !04wRLcX5eU Fri May 28 07:41:47 2010 No.5235104 >>5235073 Isn't the animal kingdom great?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:41:47 2010 No.5235106 File: 57 KB, 640x480, woollybear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why can't more insects be this fucking cute?

>>	Amazo-tan !04wRLcX5eU Fri May 28 07:43:47 2010 No.5235114 >>5235106 That thing's probably all kinds of ultra poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:43:47 2010 No.5235115 File: 116 KB, 950x713, pillbug_08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235106 I like pillbugs the most.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:44:47 2010 No.5235120 >>5235106 FYI those things are NOT cute IRL.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:44:47 2010 No.5235123 >>5235104 it has humans in it so no shit tier

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:44:47 2010 No.5235124 File: 45 KB, 500x438, velvet-ant060516-8391facez.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235106 This is a very cute ant. You should go pick one up. :3

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:45:47 2010 No.5235125 >>5235115 called 'em rolly-poley's as a kid

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:45:47 2010 No.5235130 >>5235106 daww i want to pet it, even though it's most likely poisonous

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:47:47 2010 No.5235136 >>5235040 oh god what

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:48:47 2010 No.5235141 >>5235106 D'aaaw.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:50:47 2010 No.5235146 >>5235130 it isn't, or at least that's not what it's known for. Very disgusting pest to behold firsthand, google "wolly bear" and its relatives

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:50:47 2010 No.5235147 where are the inchworms

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:51:47 2010 No.5235155 >>5235120 The hell they aren't. But I'm still not sure how dangerous they are so I don't touch them. I think the hairs can poke through your skin and that's never good when you're touching unclean critters.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:51:47 2010 No.5235159 >>5235146 Why is this one of the image results when I google wooly bear?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:52:47 2010 No.5235162 File: 172 KB, 740x555, ground-alapaca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235159 100% more image this time

Anonymous Fri May 28 07:53:47 2010 No.5235164

>>5235136
this.
imagine you wake up to the feeling of a centipede trying to force it's way into your dick.
at first it's kinda tickeling, they suddenly a sharp pain rushes through your body as he tried to make the opening wider with his mandibles so he can crawl in further.
even worse would be if it was a small one and he would actually manage to crawl in and as you wake up you just see it's end slipping in.

this is gonna give me nightmares...

Anonymous Fri May 28 07:53:47 2010 No.5235166

No shit, I actually had a centipede CRAWL ON ME when I was in bed once.

This was back when I was living in an apartment in Philadelphia- I was sitting there, minding my own business, reading a nice book. I feel a tickling sensation just below my shoulder blade on the left side, where the arm hole of my sleeveless undershirt was. For a second I was like "whatever" but then it moved erratically and I flipped shit because my brain made the connection "living thing, in your arm-hole!"

I jump out of bed, and what lands on the bed but a fucking GIANT CENTIPEDE (in retrospect it was only a few inches, but in the dark, half groggy, it seemed like it.)

I made some sort of retarded sounding "aaauggghhhh!" shriek and grabbed a shoe of mine and beat it to a pulp. Scared the fucking shit out of me.

Anonymous Fri May 28 07:53:47 2010 No.5235170
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>>5235146
That one's apparently harmless, but usually hairy caterpillars like those of puss moths or saddlebacks are bad news, the spines contain venom. The adults of puss moths look incredibly cute, though.

But I still like lobster moth caterpillars more.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:58:47 2010 No.5235188 File: 754 KB, 1792x1674, Megalopyge_opercularisMPCCP20040714-5799A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235170 :3 I want one!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:58:47 2010 No.5235189 File: 162 KB, 1352x1835, TOMATO HORNWORM 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hornworms are really pretty, I wish they weren't garden death machines that have to be killed at all costs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:59:47 2010 No.5235193 how can someone find those horrifying monsters cute?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 07:59:47 2010 No.5235194 >>5235188 Why is that so adorable?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:00:47 2010 No.5235195 I grew up with giant hunstmen spiders in my house. It wasn't uncommon for them to crawl on me in my sleep. You stop getting freaked out after a couple years.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:00:47 2010 No.5235197 >>5235194 But it's so fuzzy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:02:47 2010 No.5235204 >>5235195 lol australia

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:02:47 2010 No.5235206 File: 794 KB, 2048x1536, cecropia moth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one's one of the most impressive moths too, both as larva and imago. Here's a week-by-week rearing linked before. http://www.wormspit.com/cecropia.htm

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:03:47 2010 No.5235207 /jp/ - Insects I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:03:47 2010 No.5235210 >>5235204 Florida actually. Thats right, those things are in america too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:05:47 2010 No.5235217 http://www.japanesebugfights.com/ Follow the journey of blue crayfish-san, as he fights against the odds for a better world for his children, Will he succeed? Will he die? Will he need an eye patch? Watch and find out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:05:47 2010 No.5235218 File: 117 KB, 718x600, 718px-Vespa_mandarinia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking lightweights. I eat you guys for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:06:47 2010 No.5235220 >>5235210 My world has darkened.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:07:47 2010 No.5235224 File: 30 KB, 498x449, giant hornet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235217 Hornet-chan is my favourite.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:08:47 2010 No.5235227 >>5235217 No. These sicken me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:08:47 2010 No.5235230 >>5235188 >>5235224 S-so cute ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:09:47 2010 No.5235233 >>5235220 Look on the bright side, huntsmen spiders really are more scared of you than you are of them. Unlike banana spiders for instance, which would chase you down trying to kill you if disturbed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:10:47 2010 No.5235235 File: 141 KB, 1600x1200, Blackkate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235224 Holy fuck that thing is going to rape me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:10:47 2010 No.5235237 >>5235224 >>5235230 How do you feel when you see your Hornet-chan massacre an entire hive of bees?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:11:47 2010 No.5235239 >>5235233 I grew up with banana spiders, and I can say this is complete horseshit. I tore down every web I saw, and all they did was run up the tree.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:13:47 2010 No.5235246 >>5235224 I'm amazed no one ever made a "japan is hardcore because they had to deal with these fucking monstrosities" copypasta. Seriously, they can even tell when you've killed one of their own. And they seek revenge.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:14:47 2010 No.5235249 HOW DOES THAT CAT SLEEP AT NIGHT WITH BUGS ON HIS FACE?

Anonymous Fri May 28 08:14:47 2010 No.5235250
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On a side note, I like how Masamune is obviously a longhorn beetle despite supposedly being a cockroach. I tagged this one as Batocera rubus, but I guess it could be another Batocera.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:14:47 2010 No.5235254 >>5235246 Every species of hornet can do this. I've personally been chased into a car by a swarm after killing one as a child.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:14:47 2010 No.5235255 >>5235239 Well that dampens my whole banana spiders are creepy as fuck theory. Now i'm going to need to go look up which ones will go after people.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:15:47 2010 No.5235258 File: 53 KB, 500x391, 351760824_vWMgz-500x392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:15:47 2010 No.5235259 >>5235239 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_spider There are two different kinds. The ones that make webs aren't the ones you need to worry about. The others will FUCKING KILL YOU.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:15:47 2010 No.5235262 Only really got brown recluse to worry about in my neck of the woods. They don't bother you to much but if you have a shed in your backyard The Gods couldn't help you getting rid of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:15:47 2010 No.5235263 >>5235224 moe~~~

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:18:47 2010 No.5235268 >>5235246 Australia tops pretty much all the others countries in terms of "nightmarish monsters who will slaughter you and your family".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:18:47 2010 No.5235270 File: 556 KB, 742x959, 1255615321469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235224 Hornet is a slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:18:47 2010 No.5235271 >>5235258 The heck is that I'm not so sure I like it.

Anonymous Fri May 28 08:19:47 2010 No.5235273

>>5235259
And the web-spinning sort's web is used to make socks.

>Researchers, lead by Masao Nakagaki, at Shinshu University, Japan have succeeded in creating a silk thread that is stronger, softer and more durable than conventional silk by injecting silkworm eggs with genes of the spider. The silkworms that hatch weave cocoons containing 10% spider protein. The dragline silk is said to have many uses, such as: bulletproof vests, sutures after an operation, tennis rackets, fishing line, and nets. A Japanese manufacturer named Okamoto has begun developing commercial applications for the spider silk, and plans to release extra-thin, durable spider socks by year 2010.

You'll be able to feel like Hatsune all the time! I think her design is based on that particular orbweaver (Nephila clavata), even.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:20:47 2010 No.5235278 >>5235218 what.....what is it doing?...is it trying to chew through that metal rod?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:20:47 2010 No.5235280 >>5235278 I told you I was hardcore...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:21:47 2010 No.5235282 So glad I live in England where the worst thing I've seen is a daddy longlegs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:21:47 2010 No.5235283 >>5235278 Probably needs some iron in its diet.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:23:47 2010 No.5235288 >>5235258 A ball of fur?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:23:47 2010 No.5235290 >>5235282 I played with daddy longlegs a lot as a child. I would make an endless bridge with my hands and just watch them walk. It was a nice break from the other insects and arachnids we also have that wouldn't hesitate to murder your dog.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:24:47 2010 No.5235292 >>5235246 >>5235254 If I kill a little hornet, they all come after me? You guys are bullshitting, right? Has there ever been a case where a group of hornets kill off a larger bird or a dog or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:26:47 2010 No.5235297 >>5235292 Not joking in the slightest. If you don't want to believe me, go find a hornet nest and kill one within 100 feet of the nest. Have your escape route planned, because you'll need it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:27:47 2010 No.5235299 >>5235297 How the hell would the other know? is it the smell of the blood or?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:28:47 2010 No.5235300 File: 48 KB, 305x392, scarface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235218 Say hello to my little friend

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:28:47 2010 No.5235301 >>5235299 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornet#Alarm_escalation

Anonymous Fri May 28 08:29:47 2010 No.5235306

>>5235292
From wikipedia:
Hornets, like many social wasps, can mobilize the entire nest to sting in defense, which is highly dangerous to humans. The hornet alarm pheromone is used to raise alarm of nest attack and to identify prey, such as bees.[5] It is not advisable to kill a hornet anywhere near a nest, as the distress signal can trigger the entire nest to attack. Materials that come in contact with pheromone, such as clothes, skin, dead prey, or hornets, must be removed from the vicinity of the hornets nest. Perfumes and other volatile chemicals can be falsely identified as pheromone by the hornets and trigger an attack.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:30:44 2010 No.5235308 >>5235292 >>5235299 Yes. I've heard the japanese ones can kill a person but have no reports of it on hand. Their insides release a scent that alerts the rest when one has died, they all go to check, and kill pretty much anything in their way.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:31:47 2010 No.5235310 >>5235301 >Perfumes and other volatile chemicals can be falsely identified as pheromone by the hornets and trigger an attack. Holy. I'm glad we don't have Hornets where I live.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:31:47 2010 No.5235312 >>5235306 >Perfumes and other volatile chemicals can be falsely identified as pheromone by the hornets and trigger an attack. Hm, just picked up a new way to secretly murder someone, cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:33:47 2010 No.5235314 >>5235301 >>5235306 >>5235308 Well, shit. I wonder why nobody has ever used them in warfare before. It sounds like it would be easy as hell to manipulate them into attacking someone.

Anonymous Fri May 28 08:33:47 2010 No.5235315

>>5235301

Fuck, I hate them. Bunch of assholes.

I'm perfectly happy to leave them alone, but nooooooo, they have to activate bloodlust if you come anywhere near the nest.

One stung me right in the middle of the forehead once, he got himself killed and his whole nest doused with Raid. Way to secure the proliferation of your species, dick.

Anonymous Fri May 28 08:35:47 2010 No.5235317

>>5235314
A while ago there was a case of a hornet nest near a village in China. The bugs had killed two of the people that lived there and the residents had no way of dealing with them (It was like 10 metres up a tree or something). So they called in the army and the army brought a flamethrower.

Two quick bursts annihilated the hive.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:35:47 2010 No.5235318 >>5235314 Someone is probably working on it as we speak. Of course it will end with zombies everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:36:47 2010 No.5235320 T-They are only in the countryside though right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:36:47 2010 No.5235322 Bee flew up my nose when I was running as a kid and stung me, hurt more than a kick to the balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:38:47 2010 No.5235326 >>5235306 Bees are cute, I wish they go after those disgusting flies only ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:38:47 2010 No.5235328 >>5235320 Not many poisonous insects make it into cities outside glass cases, but hornets can live in suburban areas.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:40:47 2010 No.5235331 >>5235322 Bee-chan was just as surprised as you were. I hope that didn't give you too much of a negative opinion of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:41:47 2010 No.5235335 >>5235322 A bee flew (well, actually crawled) down the barrel of one of my rifles once, while I was on a hot range, locked and loaded. It was unwise for him. Bad End.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:42:47 2010 No.5235337 >>5235335 Can I call that revenge then?

Anonymous Fri May 28 08:43:47 2010 No.5235341
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It's my dream to collect a jar full of asian giant hornets and release them in a train in Japan.

It'll be one of those train rape scenes, only with giant wasps.

"W-who's groping me?! Aah, I'm getting aroused... If this continues, I'll... "
"Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttt"
"Huh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

At any rate, speaking of mating, here's some information about it.

>They (velvet ants) exhibit extreme sexual dimorphism; the males and females are so different that it is almost impossible to associate the two sexes of a species unless they are captured while mating. In a few species the male is so much larger than the female that he carries her aloft while mating

Picture related, though it's another sort of wasp.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:44:19 2010 No.5235342 File: 191 KB, 1000x2015, jp-anon-centipede-epic-battle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235166 Anon's battle with the centipede, illustrated!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:44:47 2010 No.5235345 >>5235331 Overall, no, I don't mind bees but I think they hate me I've been stung so many damn times that I lost count and it doesn't really even hurt anymore. Is that bad?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:46:47 2010 No.5235351 >>5235345 You've built up an immunity to their poison. Become a beekeeper.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:46:47 2010 No.5235353 File: 36 KB, 230x175, 1274071202297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235345 Maybe you should bee more careful

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:46:47 2010 No.5235354 >>5235345 No, just don't get cocky and try to wear a suit made of live bees or anything.

Anonymous Fri May 28 08:46:47 2010 No.5235355

>>5234963

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>>5234960

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:47:47 2010 No.5235360 >>5235354 I don't think I have the balls to try something that crazy.

Anonymous Fri May 28 08:50:47 2010 No.5235367

>>5235341
I wish humans were (more) sexually dimorphic. Imagine being a 7 foot tall meat miracle in a world of slender 4 foot tall neotenous womenfolk.

Or hell, a normal size guy in a world of snoo-snoo amazons if you're into that kinda thing.

As it is, you can't even tell some women and men apart.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:50:47 2010 No.5235368 File: 42 KB, 875x880, Sadawesome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > This thread Not what I needed to see in the morning. Thank god I live in the Northeast US

Anonymous Fri May 28 08:51:47 2010 No.5235370

>>5234961

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:53:20 2010 No.5235372 File: 194 KB, 1000x2015, jp-anon-centipede-epic-battle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235166 Anon's battle with the centipede, illustrated!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:54:47 2010 No.5235374 >>5235372 why did I lol

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:54:47 2010 No.5235376 >>5235367 Yeah, or if humans had a queen, like just a giant house sized blob that men all lined up to gangbang as slimy babies erupted from her sacs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:54:47 2010 No.5235379 >>5235372 I feel bad for the centipede. Millipedes, despite not being carnivorous, are a bit worse since the poisonous bite is replaced by ability to spray cyanide at offenders.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:54:47 2010 No.5235381 Japanese bees vs hornets, very interesting tactics... http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/07/bees_kill_hornets_with_carbon_dioxide_emissions_and _local_wa.php

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:55:47 2010 No.5235385 >>5235372 Automatically tried to read R->L, became confused.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 08:57:47 2010 No.5235388 File: 194 KB, 1000x2015, jp-anon-centipede-epic-battle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235166 Anon's battle with the centipede, illustrated! Sorry, I keep fixing small errors. Should be fine this time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:02:47 2010 No.5235403 >>5235376 Why is the god-empress of mankind such a slut? Also why do people think all insect queens look like termite queens?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:05:47 2010 No.5235410 >>5235367 Me too bro but that's now what the feminists and liberals want. They want women to be more like men and men to be more like women. Wherever you look it's the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:07:47 2010 No.5235416 >>5235403 It stands out, you have to admit. I guess most of them are just end boss versions of regular insects.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:09:47 2010 No.5235420 File: 296 KB, 600x450, hulk rape.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235367 How do I hide an image with spoilers?

Ko, P.I. !H221lgAPXE Fri May 28 09:13:47 2010 No.5235431

>>5235410
No, feminist swine want the 'amazons' version of the world so men can be cured of their evil, hateful, and abusive ways.

Feminists view men as inferior beings that are less intelligent and capable of thinking, and feel they should be relegated to no more than pets.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:16:47 2010 No.5235441 >>5235388 oh god I fucking lol'ed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:16:47 2010 No.5235442 >hornets They don't look that dagerous. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuMS3KDNysM See, he's even holding one of them...

Anonymous Fri May 28 09:18:47 2010 No.5235446

>>5235431
Feminists don't know what they want. Some want to be able to have sex and wear lewd clothes freely without being called sluts, some want to rule over men, others want forced sameness.(and special treatment)

They're sluts, dykes, and bitches respectively.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:19:47 2010 No.5235448 >>5235376 >men all lined up to gangbang That sounds inefficient, I'm sure we could device some mechanism that should inject tons of sperm into her whenever she needs it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:22:47 2010 No.5235455 >>5235188 >>5235258 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeNggIGSKH8&feature=related

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:23:47 2010 No.5235457 Feminists = Communist Want all the power and rights but no responsability

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:23:47 2010 No.5235458 >>5235446 Start your own thread.

Anonymous Fri May 28 09:25:47 2010 No.5235463

>>5235448
Men are now bedbugs. Each man in line penetrates the one in front, sending the sperm through the body and out the penis to the next one in line. Whoever's sperm makes it to the end of the line and impregnates the queen is made king. Assuming they didn't bleed to death.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:26:47 2010 No.5235467 >>5235463 I think I saw some futa manga like this once

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:26:47 2010 No.5235468 ITT people who think they actually know what feminism is. And insects.

Anonymous Fri May 28 09:29:47 2010 No.5235476
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>>5235367
Thanks to Strepsipterans, gall midges, Micromalthus debilis and cycliophorans, I'm glad humanity reproduces exactly the way it does.

For starters, Strepsipterans' brood canal is around the neck area. Being parasites buried deep within their hosts save the head, the females get fucked from their necks while the males hump their heads, and the larvae (which, it must be noted, live in their mother's blood and swim freely. ) exit from there. (A now-rare parasite, the guinea worm, also has a comparably pleasant method of delivery where it vomits its own uterus. ) Certain species of gall midges are similar, except the female doesn't even mate; she reproduces parthenogenetically. The female is also neotenic, and having no convenient brood canal to exit from, the larvae eat their mother to get out, xenomorph style.

Micromalthus debilis is similar, but it lays eggs. Those eggs usually develop into similar neotenic females, or winged females (probably to disperse the beetle. ) Once in a while, a male egg is laid, which remains attached to the mother. When the male hatches, the first thing he does is turning around and eating his mother. Alive.

Cycliophorans (not insects, they have their own phylum) are a mixture of all of those with their own peculiarities thrown in. They have about half a dozen "genders", including one designed entirely to have another symbion rip itself out from within and one that targets "pregnant" females to copulate with their newly released daughters. The main "sex" also has no excretory system, those simply vomit out all their organs and grow new ones instead.

If you'd like to read more:
http://www.answers.com/topic/cycliophora-wheel-wearers-biological-family
http://catalogue-of-organisms.blogspot.com/2008/11/eating-mum-from-inside-out.html
http://www.bogleech.com/bio-twisted.html

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:29:47 2010 No.5235480 >>5235463 something less morbid please. A giant cannula to inject a lifetime worth of jizz should do.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:32:47 2010 No.5235485 Goddamn feminism, ruining a decent thread

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:34:47 2010 No.5235491 ITT insect otaku

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:37:47 2010 No.5235496 >>5235476 >Cycliophorans That's goddamn incredible, and they exist only on the mouthparts of one specific type of lobster somewhere. Life is the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:38:47 2010 No.5235499 File: 25 KB, 500x375, grissom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235491 say that to me irl not online and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:39:47 2010 No.5235501 best thread on /jp/

>>	Ko, P.I. !H221lgAPXE Fri May 28 09:40:47 2010 No.5235508 >>5235499 We all know you're a serial killer, so no. Like hell, swine.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:44:47 2010 No.5235522 File: 498 KB, 480x270, 1218088572848.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235491

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:44:47 2010 No.5235524 >>5235508 Mmm, what a cute boy! Interested in my body, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 09:50:47 2010 No.5235553 oh shit. Hornet larvae are gross as sin.

Anonymous Fri May 28 09:57:47 2010 No.5235593
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>>5235553
I think I can top them.

I had difficulty believing that was not a sparrow hatchling's head photoshopped onto a pupa, but well, look at the antennae. It's just the angle that makes this look like a bird, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 10:03:47 2010 No.5235624 >>5235218 Looks like they can't even chew through a trash bag though.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NFfzSJDzkI

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 10:08:47 2010 No.5235661 File: 28 KB, 491x502, 1270676039454.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5235593 eaugh.... What hath evolution wrought?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 10:18:47 2010 No.5235750 File: 87 KB, 500x700, lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 28 10:24:47 2010 No.5235786 >>5235750 I suppose I should have some sort of reaction aside from this reply, but I don't. This is bad.

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