/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, how far can you reach? I can only just breach the cross walls with my asian penis.

feels bad man ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is an asian doing in an American imageboard?

[I love !Lolis/lF.2 No.]

Is this loli size?

[Anonymous No.]

How many inches does it take to touch the crosswall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5234963

[I love !Lolis/lF.2 No.]

Anyway, I am bit long and my dick is thick so if I somehow fit in it, I'd probably only get part of my dick in. If I remember, this thing is quite short, isn't it?

[Amazo-tan !04wRLcX5eU No.]

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE

ROW ROW FAPPIN TENGA

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what it's like to break through the neck of the end orb and hit the roof.

I imagine it will be similar to you penetrating through the cervix and see the girl tearing up and telling you you are in her womb

[Anonymous No.]

These things are like 7 inches deep, right?

I'd hit the end.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell?

Is this a dungeon full of secrets that you have to beat with only your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

Mine is 15 cm so I guess I'd never hit the end.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5235072
As if that was possible...

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v9wgG0628wzwa63TZ

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a little embarassed of my dick. It's about average length, but it's unusually thick. It looks stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135
GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5235135
My face when I hear the voice and ctrl+w

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135
I hope this guy got a work for movie trailer

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135
oh god the passion

[Anonymous No.]

what's the difference between the normal flip hole and the 'lite' version?
is the lite on shorter/smaller/tighter?

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5235196

Why?

He sounds like a nasaly faggot. Even _I_ have a manlier voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135
Still lolling over this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135
Mai husbandou.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm thinking of buying me one but i read it's recommended for 50 uses only.
does the silicone get hard after a while, does it get to unhygienic or why is that?
can i use it more ofter without any problems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135

Way to breathy. Otherwise it is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235256
I'm not counting the uses, but mine's been holding on for quite some time so far. You just have to take care of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135
>OH-nahole

Learn how to pronounce お you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135
I got wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135

Sounds like he was trying to do a Solid Snake impression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235135
I'm not really understanding all the wankery around this, is there something I'm missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235445
Nope. You either find it funny or don't, there's nothing to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235295
>Onahole
>Onanism + Hole
Portmanteau of two English words. You can pronounce it however you goddamn please. Or are you some sort of faggot who doesn't pronounce "anime" as a contraction of "animation?" Also, it's オ, not お.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235584
It's a JAPANESE word that's a portmanteau of two English loanwords IN JAPANESE, not an English portmanteau. Much like anime is a French loanword IN JAPANESE, not "animé". And definitely not short for "animation".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5234976
>>5235074

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235732
>definitely not short for "animation".

>アニメは、アニメーションの略語である。
Anime is an abbreviation for animation.

http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A2%E3%83%8B%E3%83%A1

I won't argue over whether it came from the English "animation" or the French "animation," but seriously, what did you think it was short for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235793
"Animation" -> "アニメーション" -> "アニメ" -> "anime".
Not "animation" -> "anime".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235825
Way to backtrack on your "anime is a French loanword IN JAPANESE" argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235868
That was never the main point. The main point was that anime is in the English language via Japanese, not as a contraction of the English word "animation".

[Anonymous No.]

It's just like in one of my Japanese anime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235868
>>5235895
You're both faggots.

Also, the guy's onahole pronounciation wasn't even all that bad in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235895
What? I thought we were talking about the Japanese word, not the English loanword from Japanese that's shortened from a loanword from English/French that is derived from a Latin word. Goddamn, this is confusing.

Anyway, back to the main point, it's kind of contradictory to criticize the pronunciation of オ as "oh" in オナホール but not the ホール as "hohl." Let's just say that he was saying "onahole," the English loanword from the Japanese オナホール, which is a portmanteau of オナニー and ホール, which are loanwords from the English "onanism" and "hole," which are derived from the biblical character אוֹנָן and the Old English "hol," and that he was not pronouncing the Japanese オナホール, which is a portmanteau of オナニー and ホール, which are loanwords from the English "onanism" and "hole," which are derived from the biblical character אוֹנָן and the Old English "hol."

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235927
Long "o" sounds just tend to piss me off in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5235937
Short "o" sounds like a monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

more liek onnahole, amirite?