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/jp/ NEETs, what if your parents died?

>> No.5225795

leech from government

>> No.5225797

Get an apartment?

>> No.5225801

Suicide probably.

>> No.5225799

[X] Genuflect

>> No.5225803

I have no chance of getting hired, so I'll probably just kill myself.

>> No.5225806

rent out the 3 other apartments in the house

>> No.5225809

Mine already died.

I got a job. I'm supposed to spend 8-9 hours a day coding.

Feels bad, man.

>> No.5225810

Blow Life Insurance money on lottery tickets
Hope for divine providence

>> No.5225821

>>5225791

[X]Start a Record Company, with rappers that use Touhou as their gimmick. Shut ZUN out of the United States entirely, become filthy rich after marketing it to kids, and retire.

>> No.5225822

Live for about a year on life insurance money, while attempting to get a job. If that fails, suicide.

>> No.5225830

Cry.

>> No.5225834

>>5225830
Pussy.

>> No.5225838

I've been thinking about this somewhat lately. My parents are getting old, so I wouldn't be surprised if either or both died in the next 10-15 years. Granted by then I'll probably have my life together, so if they died tomorrow in an accident or something, I don't really know what I'd do, other than cry.

>> No.5225839

and then you dumbfucks go and say that you're perfectly happy with your pathethic lifestyle...

>> No.5225841

>>5225834
In my culture, you have to beat up your mom to be considered a man.

>> No.5225845

>>5225821
rappers, huh?

So you and who else would care?

>> No.5225847

continue mooching off the government

>> No.5225855

Kill myself
Get a job
Homeless in the wilderness

>> No.5225857

For those that say suicide, you won't be able to do it. I've been homeless before and shit is too scary even though I keep telling myself to do it.

>> No.5225862

>>5225857
Doing it like a faggot then.

>> No.5225867

>>5225857
People kill themselves every day. You don't speak for everyone.

>> No.5225870

>>5225857
Then pay someone else to off you if you can't do it yourself.

>> No.5225872

leech off siblings

>> No.5225873

>>5225870
Maybe he's afraid of death, i think everyone is.

>> No.5225874

>>5225791

Well I guess they'd have to get some employment and training then wouldn't they.

>> No.5225879

I would probably get the house, life insurance would probably pay it off, and I have a steady job at an office, so oddly, it wouldn't have a hugely negative impact on my life.

>> No.5225889

I would probably beg my cousins for money.

Two are doctors and one is married to a lawyer, so they have money to spare.

>> No.5225894

Steal a cruise liner. I don't think I've ever been on one that was well guarded.

>> No.5225901

Thank god I'm joining the military.

>> No.5225900

I'd forced to get a job to support my loli imouto.

>> No.5225903
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5225903

Hmm...

>> No.5225905

>>5225900
No, the government would pay for child care.

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>> No.5225908

no mugen

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>> No.5225916

>>5225889
>>5225874
>>5225855
>>5225838
>>5225830
>>5225822
>>5225821
>>5225810
>>5225803
>>5225801
>>5225797

Seriously, all of you... Why wait?
Why are you all waiting until the very worst case scenario to act.
You still have the cushion that is parenthood, so in case you fail you can go back to them. Why not use all this fucking spare time as practice for living off in independence. You idiots are waiting for the storm to get here before you learn how to walk and GTFO OFF YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE.

>> No.5225918

>>5225903
>>5225906
>>5225912
Hey you fucking faggot stop using Fujino for that.

>> No.5225919

>>5225916
Because life's good when you've got a free ride.

>> No.5225920

>>5225916

Because I'm currently studying at Community College and want to work in medicine. I'll only resort to the entertainment industry if a catastrophe came up. I know people.

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>> No.5225925

Three years ago when my parents died, I became homeless. I spent a few months on the streets untill someone I knew let me live with them. I promised to find work, but here I am doing nothing but browsing /jp/ again all day. I am the worst human alive

>> No.5225929

>>5225912
>>5225906
>>5225903
Master troll at work here, guys.

>> No.5225932

Haha, my mom has two SISTERS who keep trying to abuse the fact that she's a hard-worker and a proficient, efficient person. She keeps telling them to fuck off and explaining her other siblings that there is no reason why she should tolerate that bullshit and that (Check this, it's the really important bit for you) THERE IS NO REASON WHY SHE WOULD HAVE TO GIVE HER HARD-EARNED MONEY TO A BUNCH OF USELESS NOBODIES.

>> No.5225933

>>5225916
Get out of my parents house? With what money?

>> No.5225934

>>5225929
When was shitposting trolling?

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>>5225936
Yesssssss

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>>5225920
>studying at Community College
>want to work in medicine

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>> No.5225950

>>5225936
It isn't funny, how dumb can you be? stop derailing the thread.

>> No.5225954

INHERIT FORTUNE

>> No.5225959

>>5225936

OH PLS DO IT DOOOOO EEEEEEET

>> No.5225960

>>5225801
This, in all likelihood.

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5225963

Nice haircut... I go now

>> No.5225966

You wouldn't suicide.

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