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5222532 No.5222532 [Reply] [Original]

What shmup has the most retarded scoring system ever conceived?

>> No.5222550

all of them that dont involve little girls

>> No.5222569

Hellsinker.
You know it's true.

>> No.5222573

Bakraid

I was tempted to say Guwange but nah. Bakraid.

>> No.5222582

>>5222550
I'm assuming that you're referring to Touhou but half of all shmups involve little girls

>> No.5222585

>>5222573
Disagree. Radiant Silvergun basically forces you to bore yourself silly with its fucking scoring system just to kill anything in the last 3/4's of the game.

>> No.5222592

>>5222585
Isn't every game by Treasure like that?

>> No.5222597

Actually, in particular I am annoyed by DoDonPachi's bees. Not that they are hard to find, but that they restrict you to very specific pathings through the levels.

>> No.5222600

>>5222573

Why do they call it Bakraid?
Because only bakas play it!

>> No.5222607

>>5222600

（｀・ω・）

>> No.5222615

>>5222600
good one bro

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>>5222532

>> No.5222655

>>5222582
There can't really be THAT many.

>> No.5222996

All 8ing games have awesome scoring systems?

What too hard for you?

Too much greedy to give up that credit?

>> No.5223210

>>5222996
You clearly don't know how Bakraid's scoring works. Treasure memorisation turned up to 11 crossed with a suicide cult.
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=598

Though at least they tried, the most retarded scoring system is a multiplier that goes up each time you kill enemies, often into triple digits, and resets only when you die. That is, the system you'll find in every euroshmup.

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5223232

>>5223210

>You clearly don't know how Bakraid's scoring works. Treasure memorisation turned up to 11 crossed with a suicide cult.

Oh really?

>> No.5223239

You are approaching the target of attack.

>> No.5223245

>>5223232
Yes.

>> No.5223265

>>5223245

Well thats like your opinion I enjoy it, so I do not give a fuck.

>> No.5223272

>>5223245
And croikle doesn't post like a retard, so don't pretend you are him.

>> No.5223286

UFO

>> No.5223308
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>>5223272
Hehe you got me here is my true score.

>> No.5223322

>>5223286

>> No.5223327

>>5223210
What's a euroshmup?

>> No.5223337

>>5223327

A shmup made in South Africa, of course.

>> No.5223340

>>5223337
Boerwars 2 was the best euroshmup ever

>> No.5223368

>>5223327
>Part of your comment isn't allowed to be posted :(
Every fucking time.

It's basically a derogatory term for a certain style of shmup. Search for it here:
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9665

>> No.5223370

>>5223327
A shmup with health bars, buyable upgrades for your ship, and the entire ship is its hitbox.

>> No.5223377

>>5223370
....you mean a 2D Shooter?

>> No.5223392

>>5222569
Atleast it's complicated.

...Not that I can even say if it's retarded or not because I don't have the slightest idea of what is going on in the first place.

>> No.5223401

>>5223392
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=26334

>> No.5223406

Mushihimesama

>> No.5223410
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>>5223370
Sometimes that style of shmup is pretty damn good.

>> No.5223412

>>5223368
>>5223370
Oh those games. Yeah the ones I've played didn't even HAVE scoring systems. Just kill enemy = X points, pick up item = Y points.

>> No.5223438

>>5223401
So it's like 20 different scoring systems mashed badly together into one game, cool.

>> No.5223466

>>5223438
Patriot Dark does this too. It's like I'm playing every Cave scoring system at once... how could this possibly work?

>> No.5223520

>>5223410
is that area 88?

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>>5223520
Yeah
I just thought the NA boxart looked more badass.

>> No.5223609

inb4 US Phalanx cover art

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>>5223609
Jesus christ what is this.
Makes me want to try it out just because now.

>> No.5227789

banpu

>> No.5227808

>>5223771
I'd kill to play as a banjo player in a shmup.

>> No.5227809 [DELETED] 

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>> No.5227828

>>5223771
banjo player is the final boss

>> No.5227840

Treasure games. 100% memorization.

>> No.5227863

Touhou 12.3

>> No.5227986

While we're at a shmup thread, anyone care to explain what all the gauges in Hellsinker mean? I've tried it a few times but it just seems rather... obfuscated.

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