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5221955 No.5221955 [Reply] [Original]

You got both Yuka and Yukari pregnant and they blame you because you're the only male in Gensokyo besides Rinnosuke capable of getting someone pregnant.

They both demand your undivided attention and care. You can't choose both and you can't say neither. Try to run away and they'll kill you.

Who's child do you father?

>> No.5221961

You mean I wouldn't be a virgin anymore??!

>> No.5221965

>You got both Yuka and Yukari pregnant
why would i do dis
>You can't choose both and you can't say neither
yes i can
>Who's child do you father?
youre

>> No.5221972
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5221972

>You can't choose both and you can't say neither. Try to run away and they'll kill you.
Knowing Yuuka and Yukari, it is impossible to get away with my life intact.

>> No.5221966

>>5221961
you will always be a virgin

>> No.5221971

>>5221966
No.

>> No.5221976
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5221976

>>5221961
No anon. Having sex with either of them would make you a double virgin. The things needed to lose such a thing can only be fathomed by the Elder Gods.

>> No.5221981 [SPOILER] 
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5221981

They can danmaku battle for it. Obviously, I would only impregnate the strongest woman.

>> No.5221982

Yukari. Because the chances are that the Yakumo household will be nicer than the wilderness. Also, Chen and Ran would be helpful, kind and loving. It's like I'm really a part of a family.

Not saying Yuuka is a bad choice, both would be nice, really. But than again, the idea of leaving Yuuka to raise a child entirely on her own... I'd feel bad. But disregarding that part of it, I choose Yukari.

>> No.5221989

I would answer, presuming that what you are saying at the end there is a question, because of the question mark, but I don't know what "Who's child do you father?" could mean.

>> No.5221994
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5221994

>>5221981
>Danmaku while pregnant

THINK ABOUT THE BABIES

>> No.5221997

Yuuka has a freaking castle, 100 times better than SDM fyi.
Btw if I can get both pregnant, then there is no way I marry one, you lost the game.

>> No.5221998

OP's post implies Ran alone, wouldn't be enough to take care of Yukari's baby.

>> No.5221999 [DELETED] 

http://hub.tm/oGkSo lol

>> No.5222004

It seems blaming it on Rinnosuke is still an option.

>> No.5222011

>>5221994
Just as planned.

>> No.5222024

Whoever is stronger
The one I reject will try to kill me
I go with Yukari the Hag

>> No.5222027
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5222027

Why can't I choose both? Would it really be that hard to make them put aside their differences and live under one roof?

>> No.5222034

>>5221955
>You got both Yuka and Yukari pregnant
>Who's child do you father?
You've fathered both. Do you mean 'whose child do you act as father to'? If so, just get them to move in together so you can deal with both, and the kids each have some company.

>> No.5222050

Yukai. Yuuka can't warp me away from Yukari.

>> No.5222052

OH MY!
I'm such a player.

>> No.5222068

Simple. Yukari gaps you in two, and now you have a clone. both girls are cared for.

>> No.5222088

Both. I am a man, I will take responsibility for both. They can kill me, but then everyone loses.

>> No.5222093

Yuuka has firmer breasts.
But then again, Yuuka would probably be a better fatherly figure than I, so I'd be inclined to choose Yukari.
:(

>> No.5222095

I'll pick Yukari. Then ask for Yuka's forgiveness.

>> No.5222102

>>5221994
It will be the most gentle Danmaku battle the world has ever seen. All of Gensokyo will gather to witness this memorable event. And everyone will know the reason they are fighting in no time, enjoy your new status.

>> No.5222126

>>5222102

Aya would have a fucking field day.

>> No.5222160
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5222160

If I choose Yukari will my half-youkai child have boundary hax?

>> No.5222163

Yuka because Youkai Moe

>> No.5222170

Both, or death

>> No.5222291

Yukari, at least she wouldn't kill me like Yuka. Plus it wouldn't be boring at her home.

>> No.5222299
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5222299

>You got both Yuka and Yukari pregnant

What?! How?! Why can't I remember!?

>> No.5222308

Yukari and then proceed to impregnate Chen.

>> No.5222329

If I'm in Gensokyo then I must have some magical powers. I wonder if fucking a Touhou gets you their power. Or if powers can be passed down from mother to daughter...

MY CHILDREN WOULD BE GODS.

>> No.5222478

It's a tough decision. On one hand, you'd have a potentially caring, if frightfully moody wife on one hand, whom you could spend your days gardening with in probably utter peace, as, few youkai would likely mess with Yuuka.

On the other hand, it wouldn't be just Yukari you're abandoning with the child, but you'd also have to deal with both Ran and possibly Chen giving you the stink eye, if not actively trying to shit in your vacant and bloodied eyesockets. Not only this, she could probably goad red/white into trying to curbstomp the pair of you.

Of course, it's likely Yukari's just fucking with you, being that she's not really pregnant and likely testing you in some sort of twisted trial, most likely organized by the pair of them from the start.

I'm probably overthinking this shit again.

>> No.5222499

QUALITY THREAD.

>> No.5222522

Clearly Yuuka. It's not possible for me to get erected next to old hag Yukari, there's no way she can get pregnant from my seed unless she gaps them or something into herself.

>> No.5222535

>>5222329

Haha makes sense man. And they could be made even stronger through generations of inbreeding.

>> No.5222542

>>5222535
>Inbreeding
Not sure if want.

>> No.5222558

>>5222535
I won't allow my children to inbreed.

>> No.5222563
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5222563

Yuka, too violent. why did i had sex with her?
YukaRI's child, fuck yes. fuck yes. just a bit more.

>> No.5224361

>>5222535

We can inbreed our children, deleted. Just kiss my womb with your penis.

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