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5212360 No.5212360 [Reply] [Original]

Which Touhou's anus would you least like the idea of sticking your tongue inside of?

I dunno, Nazrin's anus strikes me as an anus I wouldn't like the taste of. Maybe I'm just stereotyping and thinking that her anus will taste mostly of cheesy shit. I don't think I'd like that taste.

I mean, I might give it a try, if I had the chance. But her anus would be the last one I'd ever want my mouth near.

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>> No.5212365

Utsuho's.

Radiation poisoning sounds like a terrible way to go.

>> No.5212367

Ran's anus is probably full of fur sheddings. You'd probably get a hairball from her. Even if she took a shower right before, it'd probably be hard to remove all that fur from in there.

>> No.5212369

Not applicable.

Is that an option?

>> No.5212370

>>5212365
Ugh, yeah. It'd probably taste like the mercury in a thermometer as well.

>> No.5212372

>>5212369
Does that mean all are bad or there is no anus you wouldn't lick?

>> No.5212375

Hmmm...I don't think there's a Touhou who's anus I WOULDN'T want my tongue inside of.

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>>5212372

>There is no anus I wouldn't lick.

>> No.5212380

>>5212376
Who da thunk it?

>> No.5212381

Cirno's. Not because it'd taste strange, or because I don't like her, but because my tongue would probably get stuck inside. Ever lick a fresh ice cube?

>> No.5212385

>>5212381
But that's part of the experience. Then you'd need her to contract and expand her anus, and you need to work around a little (possibly using your fingers as well) to fish your tongue out.

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>>5212380

You must have no idea who I am.

>>5212381

Keep your tongue plenty wet and warm, and move it rapidly to prevent freezing.

>> No.5212389

>>5212385
Dunno, seems like I'd be losing my tongue.

>> No.5212392

I don't know about which one I'd least like the idea of tasting, but I know my first choice would be Suika.

She'd fart out some mean sake farts as I have a ball with her ass.

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>> No.5212397

Tewi, only because my tongue doesn't deserve such pleasure.

>> No.5212404

Eirin

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>>5212404

But hers is probably so clean you could drink from it.

>> No.5212414

I'd fucking love to lift Patchy's dress and burrow my tongue into her ass while she reads a book silently. Then she'd kinda squirm a bit and pretend not to notice me, but ultimately give up, press her hands against the table, and arc her body in pleasure while moaning.

>> No.5212415

>>5212407
That looks like the same artist who did Tewi cake.

>> No.5212416

Pikachu's.

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I only like good girl's

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>>5212415
It is.

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>>5212415

Because it is?

He did this too.

>> No.5212426

>>5212423

Now THAT is my kind of mixed martini.

>> No.5212430

>>5212423
Shaken, not stirred.

>> No.5212433

>>5212423
Mhh...coins and salty milk.

>> No.5212442

>>5212433
You're doing it wrong.

>> No.5215024

Pikachu's.

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>>5212423
Enjoy.

>> No.5215044

Letty, it taste like icecream

>> No.5215049

>>5212423
>>5212407
I don't understand what I'm being offered here. Asswater?

>> No.5215060

>>5212422

oh god I'm going blind.

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>>5215060

>> No.5215111

Aya's, because I once had bird shit fall in my mouth and didn't like it.

>> No.5215119

Quality touhou thread.

>> No.5215123

>>5215111

Don't lie, you went home and masturbated vigorously.

>> No.5215145

QUALITY THREAD

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kanako for sure; do not want

>> No.5215158

reported_girl.jpg

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>Which Touhou's anus would you least like the idea of sticking your tongue inside of?
>this is an actual thread topic, I didn't edit it at all

STAY CLASSY, /JP/

>> No.5215179

Tongues don't go into shitters. Didn't your mother teach you that?

>> No.5215181

>>5215172
I think this is a sexual preferences topic, regarding Touhous. But I'm just here for the pictures.

>> No.5215198

>>5215179
No. Whenever I would get creeped out by some weird sexual shit as a kid my mom would tell me I was being a pussy and that I would appreciate it when I grew up. Topic's subject included.

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Erin.
She has the cleanest asshole in gensokyo.

>> No.5216784

Bumping important thread.

>> No.5216800

ITT half of you misread LEAST in OP.

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>>5215049

>>5212407 is heated sake, Eirin being the "heater".
>>5212423 is a mixed drink, the vibe being the mixer and Udonge being the container.

>>5215179

Begone, vile creature.

>> No.5216826

maybe girls would like if you would stop trying to lick their anus's

>> No.5216828

Cirno is probably too stupid to know how to wipe properly.

>> No.5216835

>>5216800

It's very difficult to decide the very least when you consider all options positive. The 'bottom tier', I suppose it would be called, is rather large.

>> No.5216849

>>5216826
If a girl wont let me lick their anus, then they're not meant for me. How can I show my love for them if they don't let me eat their poop?

>> No.5216868

>>5212360
No shit Sherlock...

>> No.5216875

I'd pretty much want to avoid sticking my tongue inside any Touhou's ass except maybe Yuyuko or the Prismrivers because ghosts don't shit, as far as I know.

>> No.5216920

>>5216828
Nah, there's no---
>I'm the strongest! The strongest doesn't need to wipe!
Oh, shit. Yeah, she probably would be.

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