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Azusa wishes to marry you anon.

Only problem is she got drunk at a party and woke up no longer a virgin. She doesn't know who she did it with or even how many.

>> No.5208762

i would never

>> No.5208763

QUALITY THREAD

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>> No.5208766

This will probably be my only chance to marry a 2D girl, so what do I have to lose?

>> No.5208777

2D pigdisgusting give me 1D Chihaya

>> No.5208800

Just your average 20 year old girl then.

>> No.5208835

>wishes to marry
>got drunk at a party
no, thanks.

>> No.5208849

I would seek out the bastard who did it and force him to marry her. Then walk out of the chapel into the morning sun smoking my cigar. Come back 18 years later and marry her daughter.

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5208866

I'm fine with this.

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5208911

Someone wants to marry me? Yes!

>> No.5208926

>How many.

First i'd ask her to do some tests. I ain't gonna get fucking AIDS or Chlamydia while losing my virginity.

>> No.5208927

>Only problem is she got drunk at a party and woke up no longer a virgin. She doesn't know who she did it with or even how many.

Sounds to me like that's actually the reason she'd wish to marry me. I won't fall into a trap like this.

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Virgin or not, I'm taken. Sorry Azusan.

>> No.5209162

No. Azusa has a loose vagina.

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5209292

There was a girl once who wanted to marry me who lost her virginity to her step father at about 8 or 9 years old. I didn't know how to handle it but it worked itself out when she dumped me for some other dude.

>> No.5209302

I'll take Chihaya instead. At least I can be sure she's a virgin.

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>>5209292

You are now aware of the fact that she was the only person who'd ever marry you.

>> No.5209307

Clearly /jp/ has never heard of STD and pregnancy tests.

>> No.5209312

>>5209307

read

>>5208926

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5209315

Why do you think she's trying to marry me?

>> No.5209329

>>5209305
Actually there's been several, mostly fat ugly whores and uh ... fat ugly whores. There were a couple of cute girls interested in me (like the one above) but it usually never went anywhere beyond flirting.

For some reason I keep attracting social rejects, if they're pretty they have serious mental disorders, probably because for years I wore DBZ shirts and went to anime clubs.

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