Dreams, Gensokyo and Insanity

[Anonymous No.]

I think I am going insane /jp/. Every night, without fail, I dream of Meiling. We just... talk. The same scenery, just talking about her daily life. I have grown so obsessive I fear I will truly go mad.

It all started with this image. I. Can't. Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

[Anonymous No.]

Did you get to fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

My dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206774
One does not sully a Touhou, faggot.

[No.]

I'm just curious, how does she looks like? I mean, is she still 2D? I ask because you can dream with a normal girl that looks like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>634852

[Anonymous No.]

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Lucid_Dreaming

Do it and tell us how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

God dammit, I wish I could have dreams where I just take it easy.

I always end up taking it easy at first, and then I get gapped into a void by Yukari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206792
I don't know about OP, but from my experience she is 2D, and so am I.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I have a Touhou dream, it's me either as a monster of sorts or becoming one in the process.

I think I have what it takes to be an evil overlord. I should practice turning into a giant snake and start working on the alligator pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206792
Very much like how she is depicted in the OP picture. Not quite 2D, it would not make sense, but an idealized 3D girl, as I am only able see things in my dreams as I see them in reality. My mind's translation of what she would look like.

Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206805
I'm...I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206798
You need a book to dream what you want to dream?
Or maybe you're just not an Asian.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5206805
I don't understand how that can be possible. It seems to me like perception is only possible in 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

Ive never had a /jp/ related dream

[Anonymous No.]

You people still dream?

[Anonymous No.]

Not OP, but...

Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206824
When I turned around the world is a line.
And yes I don't need such lousy book to dream what I liked, I can even save/load state when I'm dreaming so I kiss Yukari when hugging Yuuka, if get busted I load to the time before that.

Don't ask me how, just think when you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206831
You still dream, apparently, even if you don't remember it. But I've not remembered a single dream since I was like 14 so it's pretty much the same difference for me.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5206841
>When I turned around the world is a line.

You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206798
I tried stuff like this for about two years straight and didn't have a single 'lucid dream'. I call bullshit.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

I wish I'd dream more about my favorite touhou I have like one or two dreams a month of her ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206850
How is that even possible? I never forget any dream when I wake up. Some dreams were just creepy as hell and they haunted me for days...

[No.]

>>5206819
I see. I still have never dream about something like that so I was just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206864
I just don't remember anything. I fall asleep at night and wake up in bed with a sensation of time having passed and little else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206864
When you want to forget a dream, think about stuff you're about to do instead of recalling the dream. Works every time for me.

[Anonymous No.]

in my last dream i found some money, yeah enough money for a figurine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206875
And they come back.
Lol my dreams made a series touhou rpg I can even write a fiction out of them.

But I was in god mode and none likes that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206862
>I call bullshit.
>on a phenomenon that hundreds of people have experienced and wrote independent accounts of having experienced

[Anonymous No.]

>572639

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206886
>a phenomenon that hundreds of people have experienced and wrote independent accounts of having experienced
Yeah, just like alien abductions, psychic visions, visitations by angels or demons or the Virgin Mary or the deity of their choice, prophetic dreams, faith healing...

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!XzNn/qDPbir No.]

I only had one Touhou related dream and it had to be a sexual one to boot. For some reason Yukari has shown up at my old school after working hours. The only thing I remember she said was: "I'm bored and I want to have sex". We decided to move to nearest toilet to avoid being seen by people leaving the building. These kind of dreams tend to be full of cock-teasing and never result in any sex. This time it was different as I found myself eating Yukari out in one of the toilet stalls. This didn't last long and Yukari wanted to move to fellatio, but for some reason it turned out that I had phimosis and Yukari had trouble baring my penis. She then proceeded to heal the phimosis with her gap powers and I woke up after she was done. tl;dr. Probably a the dream of the year for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't understand why you can't have lucid dream?
I mean it's the dream when you know you're dreaming, and you can imagine everything to make your own world and do your stuffs there right?

Don't people do it all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206897

Doctors and Psychologists confirm Lucid Dreaming as not just some bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206918
I'm sure there are doctors and psychologists who believe in faith healing and the like, too. Validity comes from having the majority of doctors and psychologists agreeing with you, not from having some random crackpot agreeing with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Not /jp/ related but I felt like sharing

Last night I had a dream where my cats legs were broken so I had to feed him, there were a TON of mini birds flying around really fast, tried to catch one, caught it by the tail, was too strong for me, and it got away, then a giant parasite leaped onto my neck and I started convulsing, when I woke up I was still convulsing, and covered in cold sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206897
The difference between an alien abduction and lucid dreaming is that you can try one but not the other.

I tried and it works altough I never got the hang of it. In particular I always forgot to do reality checks and spin to reinforce the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

OP should ask /x/ about lucid dreaming.

Seriously, it'd be better than the MYTHS IN VIDYA GAMES PT. 2344 threads or succubus summoning shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206923
Every time you have a nightmare, think it as a mora Touhou (with horse ears and hooved feet) having her way with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206922

That's understandable, however, some elementary research will show that Lucid Dreaming is widely agreed upon as an actual phenomenon way back in the 1800s (And probably before that) by all sorts of respected doctors and psychologists.

[Anonymous No.]

Last night I dreamt I was some princess in a fantasy kingdom with I cups and orks raided my castle and made me their ork breeder. I wonder what it meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206923
>then a giant parasite leaped onto my neck and I started convulsing
I lol'd at the image of this. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Calea zacatechichi, also known as Dream Herb, Cheech, and Bitter Grass, is a plant used by the indigenous Chontal of the Mexican state of Oaxaca for oneiromancy (a form of divination based on dreams.) The plant naturally occurs from southern Mexico to northern Costa Rica. It has been scientifically demonstrated that extracts of this plant increase reaction times and the frequency and/or recollection of dreams versus placebo and diazepam.

[Anonymous No.]

Lucid Dreams are not bullshit, you're all lack of training.
Now tie yourself and go to sleep, I'll be there in a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - dream blog

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I was at some sort of huge pool but there were waterfalls and shit
I was playing with Cirno and Suwako in swimsuits and was having fun
They wanted to check out somewhere else, so I agreed with them and they started flying
But I couldn't fly and then woke up, alone

[Anonymous No.]

I had a lucid dream just the other day. The dream was extremely weird which made me realize it wasn't real. Instead of waking up when I did, I just kept dreaming. It was interesting. I could do anything I wanted, but it was strangely boring. I guess since I realized it was a dream, it just didn't interest me as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206923
Had a dream end like that before except a giant mosquito was sucking fluid out of my spine and I woke up convulsing and out of breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206977
>giant mosquito sucking fluid out of my spine

This is the exact mental image I got when I first saw the Taira mon.

That butterfly looks mighty pissed off.

[No.]

You know, I once dreamt with a giantic shadow spirit telling me to give him my soul. But I wasn't afraid of him, I was too busy thinking on how would I kill him. There were some needles on a table. I was thinking on using them, but then I realized it would be worthless.

Then he tried to attack me with one of his giantic tentacles, but I evaded it with a big jump. I woke up when I was going to attack him in mid-air. I'd really like to know how would it have ended.

[Anonymous No.]

I have quite a few lucid dreams, but most of the time I have a really hard time controlling them, so I've never used them to go to Gensokyo. Also, whenever I do get a good grip on controlling the dream I never really think to summon a Touhou character and I end up doing random shit instead.

I have near perfect dream recall, though, so I've had quite a few Touhou dreams. One of which was that there was a Mokou x Kaguya doujin that actually didn't suck. ;_; If only it were real.

[Anonymous No.]

One time I had sex with a club girl who looked exactly like Cirno

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206998

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206991
My greatest dream was the one where I fought a gigantic, sentient spaceship into submission. Upon accepting me as its master, it activated a bunch of gynoids to serve me.

I don't know how I came up with beating up a spaceship to get a harem.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

No one has addressed the Waifu Complex yet?

OP, enjoy your new waifu. She will always be with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206970

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream that I went inside a gigantic toaster then electrocuted myself to death. When I woke up I felt all tingly and numb.

Another time I was in the middle of no where with a bunch of snow, then a polar bear came and mauled me. I woke up and my arm hurt like crazy.

I hate having nightmares. When I realize I'm having one I start to lose whatever powers I had, or I'll start to run REALLY REALLY slow when something is chasing me. Stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206945
>take entheogenic drugs to remember dreams

[Anonymous No.]

<3 I'm gonna share mine, the clearest dream I can recall:

Kaguya and Eirin visited my house, after some talks Kaguya said about Gensokyo being boring. I asked random shit and found out they didn't know about Netherworld, and Makai, they don't even know Yuyuko.

They then said Gensokyo was no more, Yukari said it'd be fun for everyone to kill each others and stuffs, so she waged a war. Mokou, Kaguya, Eirin were chosen to be observers cos they're immortal. Resulted in the final match between Yukari and Yuuka, which Yukari won, everybody died and the land was forever closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207033
Oh my god I had the same thing.

I was walking through a park and a giant golfer was standing on a parking lot plug outlet. You know those wooden planks with plug sockets?

Anyway it started grunting in the weirdest loudest sound ever. I just walked quickly in the opposite direction. Then I turned around and its chest was puffing. It still grunted like "GRRRRRUMP GRRRRUMP" but really nasally.

Anyway it ran at me at like 500mph and impaled my spine with its scrotum. I woke up and that evening, you know what I saw at my local park?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207052
Holy shit I don't what

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207052
>it ran at me at like 500mph and impaled my spine with its scrotum
ok what

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5207052
>it ran at me at like 500mph and impaled my spine with its scrotum

Alright, I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>Touhou dream thread

Sure why not.

I don't usually dream about the Touhous, and even if I do they usually have minor roles and/or appear on single occasion. I still remember the first time I met a Touhou in my dreams though. I met Sakuya in garage at the bottom of a mall, all the walls were painted bright green. She didn't really look like her that much, except for the clothing and hair color, but I just knew it was her. Suddenly, I was half her height, she hugged me, and I felt a strange overwhelming feeling of bliss for some reason. That's probably why I remember it so well.

The last time I met a Touhou in a dream was actually just the other night. I was at a party in some semi-fancy mansion, and I ended up wrestling with Tenshi on a pool-table. It was sort of a playful wrestle, but I still remember going at her pretty hard, grabbing her arm while holding her down and the feeling of her hips rubbing against my thigh as we struggled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207039
It doesn't get you high, bro. It's legal, and it helps with dream recall.

[Anonymous No.]

I once had a dream wherein I was a bread-factory.

Probably the weirdest my dreams ever got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207105
Jealous ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207051
>Yukari said it'd be fun for everyone to kill each others and stuffs, so she waged a war

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207051
This is the canon ending to Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207137
Shouldn't be, because from what Kaguya told me, it was unnecessary brutal. Except people from Hell, Netherworld and Makai, everyone got killed like Fatalities in Mortal Kombat.

Keine got ravished and eaten by an army of youkai. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

you people make me jealous.
never seen any touhou dreams before.
probably because they lack voices and stuffs.
i must improve my powerlevel..

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207051
>>5207137
>>5207170
Baddest of ends.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I realize I'm dreaming I quickly forget or am unable to do anything crazy. Because of all the videos games I've played, though, I will "quit" a bad dream, or "reload" and try something again.

Touhous are often in my dreams, but rarely play a big part.

[Anonymous No.]

The only Touhou dreams I've had are about playing the games and failing miserably at impossible (unearthly) bullet patterns.

You guys are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207346
If you dreamed what I dreamed, a FPS danmaku game then you can walk to Cirno and do anything to her without problem.
Grazing? A piece of cake.

[Anonymous No.]

60
im so booooored, wanna cam? [e-mail] .. 11

[Anonymous No.]

I frequently have a dream about marrying Meiling and living in the Scarlet Mansion as a classy butler.

[Anonymous No.]

>China
>Good
I dont see the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 13
if youre from US, add my msn: [e-mail]!! And ask for cam! 30

[DeДthwing !dickViMxAI No.]

Last night I had a dream I married Yukari and we fucked like mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207789
I will loot your corpse in the coming expansion.

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 84
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: [e-mail] ! 82

[Anonymous No.]

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 60
if youre from US, add my msn: [e-mail]!! And ask for cam! 58

[Anonymous No.]

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 63
if youre from US, add my msn: [e-mail]!! And ask for cam! 75

[Anonymous No.]

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 67
if youre from US, add my msn: [e-mail]!! And ask for cam! 74

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 86
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: [e-mail] ! 93

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207823
No, YOU won't.
Actually, you will, because everything is so piss easy now ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 20
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: [e-mail] ! 31

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 38
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: [e-mail] ! 54

[Anonymous No.]

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 48
if youre from US, add my msn: [e-mail]!! And ask for cam! 0

[Anonymous No.]

51
im so booooored, wanna cam? [e-mail] .. 51

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 37
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: [e-mail] ! 68

[Anonymous No.]

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 35
if youre from US, add my msn: [e-mail]!! And ask for cam! 75

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207859
Do Hard modes, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 28
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: [e-mail] ! 20

[Anonymous No.]

1cc Easy Mode after clearing Lunatic then we'll talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206945
>legal in the US
Oh fuck, I'm ordering some of this.

[Anonymous No.]

We accept him! We accept him!

[Anonymous No.]

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 51
if youre from US, add my msn: [e-mail]!! And ask for cam! 60

[Anonymous No.]

59
im so booooored, wanna cam? [e-mail] .. 88

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I only ever dream about the games if I dream about Touhou. I'll be playing on lunatic even though I suck, but then I realize I'm only moving on a plane and go above the bullets. Since Touhous are 2D, they can't hit me if I do this.

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou dreams are easy mode.
I use what I already know about them to deceive and sweet-talk them into not eating me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5208222
So business as usual?

Don't see it working on Remilia, or even worse, Flandre.

[Anonymous No.]

What makes you think we give a lick of a fuck that you're about to start flinging poo on the wall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206886
>I call bullshit.
>on a phenomenon that hundreds of people have experienced and wrote independent accounts of having experienced and is documented by science
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5210210
Your teenager rage tell us more about you then OP's comment.

And this thread seems to be more about lucid dreaming anyway, but then again, haters gonna hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206764
If she's speaking in english then its not her. Just your sad, sad self. If she started talking in chinese or japanese, now that's something to think about.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

I had a Touhou dream once.

I was chilling out in my car for some reason. Then Reimu got inside my car, held up a fat blunt, and yelled "SMOKE DIS SHIT NIGGA, IT'S HAKUREI KUSH!"

So I took a fat rip off it. I couldn't really taste it because it was a dream, kinda like the way you can't taste food properly in dreams. Then she turns to me, while I'm taking another monster hit off that blunt, with her cool face on and says, "ENJOY THAT WEED, NIG...CUZ IT'LL TURN YOU INTO A LITTLE GIRL."

I started coughing my lungs out and screamed "FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" because my legs were too short to touch the pedals of my car.

Then I smoked more. After I got ridiculously stoned we went for a walk. I forget what happened after that, because soon my phone woke me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206764
>>5206833
Who is the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

Lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had dreams of going to school with Sanae. And one time she took me to her house, I got to meet Kanako, Suwako and Stevie Wonder.

Shit was weird. Kanako tried to explain how Sanae had two mommies. And Suwako was giving me awkward glances as she was playing with her DS. Then we were suddenly on a beach and Kanako and Sanae were in 2 pieces and Suwako was in a school swimsuit. As for me? I was in a heavy scuba diving suit, a lot like a big daddy from bioshock. And Stevie Wonder? He was in a white suit, handed me a trumpet (He wasn't blind in my dream.) and we started to play 'Isn't she lovely'.

Then raptors attacked and the Japanese came with their harpoon cannons. Just like every other dream.

I don't have any pictures of the Moriya crowd. Which is strange because I actually like Sanae.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5210305

bueno!

[Anonymous No.]

>this whole thread

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5210342

To be fair, I didn't read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5210238
If by "hating" you mean calling out dumbfucks for going off topic then yeah I'm gonna hate. Want to talk about lucid dreaming? /x/ has 20 treads day about the subject, go talk about that shit over there. And you better hope I'm not a teenager. I mean if a teenager can stay on topic then what sort of retard are you to have a hard time with it?

Op started a shitty thread and expects it to be /jp/ related because he put Meiling in the post. Fuck that noise, normally I'd hide the thread and look for something else to post or reply but you fucking retards are posting more and more and ignoring /jp/ related threads. Stop it, gonna pull a /b/ on you and call you the goddamn cancer that stops us from having nice things. Fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.]

SURPRISE!

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

There are some tricks to lucid dreaming. The one that worked for me is setting my watch to go off on the hour every hour. This is called a reality check. If you look at your watch and you can read the time you are not dreaming. If you can't read the numbers you are dreaming, nigger. What happens is after a couple weeks of having your watch go off every hour you get used to it and you start including it in your dream. For some reason clocks don't work in the dreamstate so those are a good reality check. After you are able to consciously identify that you are dreaming you will probably get excited that it worked and wake yourself up. Step two of the process is training yourself not to do that. That takes a while, also. Then, once you can identify that you are dreaming and not force yourself to wake up the sky is basically the limit. Anything you can imagine. Touhou orgies, super powers, all that shit.

Enjoy.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>5210398

We're trying to figure out how to fuck Touhous, dude. Don't mess with the dream. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5210192

Well, remi is well known as a light eater, so, yeah.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5210464

>We're trying to figure out how to fuck Touhous

1. Call up an escort.
2. Ask for 'Girlfriend Experience'.
3. When Escort arrives, put Touhou cosplay on her. Or him.
4. ???
5. Profit!

You're welcome, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5210398
Funny thing, I start most of those /jp/ related threads. But I also love everything Touhou.

You just need to remove that stick out of your bum, sir.

[YOYOYO No.]

When you sleep she wakes and hangs with you. When she's asleep, your awake and go on with life. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206763

ZZhZZ
ZZtZZ
ZZtZZ
ZZpZZ
ZZ:ZZ
ZZ/ZZ
ZZ/ZZ
ZZaZZ
ZZtZZ
ZZ.ZZ
ZZkZZ
ZZiZZ
ZZmZZ
ZZmZZ
ZZoZZ
ZZaZZ
ZZ.ZZ
ZZsZZ
ZZeZZ

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream, that little black... jk they're niggers.

Anyways, I had one dream in Gensokyo, I fell through a crack in my floor (Presumably Yukari's boundary bullshit) and fell for like, 20 minutes. Then I landed in a river, went to the side, and Nazrin was staring me in the face. I was like 'lolwut' and she ran off. I went in to the Human Village, seeing about every fucking touhou under the sun except for the ghosts and shit. Anyways, I preceded to find the Hakurei Shrine, and convince Reimu that I was a shrine dude.
After that I just remember doing Danmaku shit and having the course of SWR and Hisoutensokou happen while I was there.

Then my Cat jumped on my balls because my alarm was ringing, so I got up, pissed, and went to school.

I wish I was still there ;_;

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>5210470

>>We're trying to figure out how to fuck Touhous without getting the AIDS, dude.

FIX'D.

[YOYOYO No.]

I wish I had dreams that made sense. Once, I was a Rajin and blowing up whales and shit. Then out of no where, the whale king forces me to marry his daughter and have a child.THE THINGS AFTER THAT WENT TO HELL, THERE WAS ALSO A WHALE VAGINA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5210552

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

every night.

EVERY NIGHT

I cannot fall asleep without imagining suika scurrying under my covers and cuddling up with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5210563
I've had Suika, I've had Momiji, and at some times both.

Shit was so cash for like 6 hours.

[LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

I wish I had dreams of Gensokyo.

Instead I only dream of Silent Hill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5210595
I dream I was in the Airbourne fighting Krauts.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

you think the girls in gensokyo dream of us?

[Some Guy No.]

>>5210618
No because they would wake up screaming every night. I don't like the idea of my touhous having nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5210618
Yeah, they only have Kourin for cock, and he's gay. They've had to have dreamed of at least one of us.

Like, me or Boof, but probably not White Ren

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5210630

I know for a fact that Nurse Ellen dreams about me.

[YOYOYO No.]

>>5210618
UNLESS YOU IGNORE WHAT I JUST FUCKING SAID, so yes, Suwako dreams of me!

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5210635
probably nightmares

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5210692

Sexy nightmares.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

Lucky bastard...

[Anonymous No.]

This thread makes me wish I had a waifu. I just can't commit. Maybe with time.

[Anonymous No.]

I had some Touhou dreams. In most of them I was just an immaterial observer. They were usually just taking it easy and having fun together while I watched unnoticed. But one time I had sex with Suwako. It was so realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5210956

Lifelike texture.

[Anonymous No.]

I dream about all sorts of girls from Gensokyo, though mostly Mokou. We spar and it ends up turning into a sort of dance. A very sexy dance. We also fight together in a lot of epic end-game battles against some foe.

I imagine such a theme would match Meiling well too.

I love my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5211203

Lifelike texture.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had a Touhou dream or two.

Both times I was playing the games. And horribly failed.

My dreams are usually pretty realistic like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206922
No.
They have fucking done studies.
It is well accepted as truth.

When people sleep, the entire a period of sleep known as REM during which their body still makes 'movements'.
The only reason you don't actually move is because your body paralyzes you to keep you from bumping in to shit when you sleep.
When people sleepwalk, it is because this process is not working properly.
Any way, their is only one part of the body that does not get paralyzed; The eyes.
So when you dream, your eyes move around and follow the shit in your dream.
They basically proved this by studying the movements in peoples eyes,asking them what they saw and comparing that to how peoples eyes move in such situations.
Now then, to study lucid dreaming, they had the testees use specific eye movements to signal that they were lucid. Needless to say, they were successful in doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5211981
However, it takes time and practice to learn to have lucid dreams..
To really have a high chance of doing it whenever you want, you have to have good dream recall, for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206782
Except Rinnosuke

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206778
Oh, how I wish I could have such wonderful dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been practicing Lucid dreaming for a week.
Since then I've only had one.

Afterwards I couldn't remember any of my dreams for the next few days.

Shit is depressing as fuck....Finally being able to lucid dram, only to be brought back to square one all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206764

Insanity is the only true road to Gensyoko. You're doing fine OP just a little further.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Escapism/General

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212086
Keep trying.
Generally it takes about 3 weeks of practice to learn to lucid dreaming regularly. For others, it can take months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5211493
Same with me. I never end up in Gensokyo, I'm just watching danmaku still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5211981
that's why I hate dreaming, the eye movement, cause my dreams are always intense shit, typically a game I've been playing pretty hard carrying over into my dreams, and if I am sleeping I am trying to take a BREAK from said game... makes me fell totally unrested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212155
I'm currently dreaming about first person shooters. It always involves human pigs (yes, really) that wield small guns to big guns, zombies and a great flood. Sometimes it goes as long as a feature length movie but in reality its less than 30 minutes.

But I'll never forget one with Nitori where she hugged me and cried when I was about to wake up. Absolutely unforgettable

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212437
My favorite dreams are where I'm fighting in some fantasy setting.

All my romantic dreams have been relatively bland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212437
Oh. And when this happened I was mostly fapping to SDM and Eientei cast. No idea where she came from which makes it also weird.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

I'm not allowed to have dreams about Touhous. Bern said that she would punish me horribly if I did.

I'm pretty sure I'm the closest thing to insane seeing as I can drift off and out of reality and induce hallucinations without being asleep, but the one time I had a dream about a Touhou it was Kogasa. She knocked on my door and asked if she could come in (it was raining but for some reason she didn't have her umbrella). Bern was there too, and asked who the hell she was and why she was here, and told me to kick her out. The dream ended up being a love triangle between my favorite Touhou and my mistress witch.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

Since this is now going in the field of lucid dreaming, I'll contribute my bit. You have to be completely alone with no distractions whatsoever. This allows you to empty your mind of anything that may be troubling you or holding you back. Eventually, you'll start to feel a sense of calm, maybe even a bit dizzy. You should come up with a very vague redefinition of reality while in this trance. Being tired helps as when you do go to sleep, you'll have this one idea and only this one idea in your head. It'll start playing like a recording, but the realization will kick in that you made it and then you can do what you want.

This has a horrible downside. Unless you can make yourself come out of it, you'll be stuck. There were stretches of time where I would believe that time had frozen and my mistress would be constantly present and engage in conversation with me. I know she isn't real, but I can't leave the fantasy...it's gotten even worse now that I'm living in what can be considered a walk-in closet for the next 10 weeks. Every night I've been having consistent dreams involving Bernrape. I don't really like this because it means my grip on reality is slipping, and soon I won't be able to discern what's what anymore.

[Snork !IR7ogMhC0s No.]

>>5212464
Oh, then I should remind you right now that you're still dreaming.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5212476

But...I'm awake. How the fuck?

Are you...no...

[Anonymous No.]

>I can drift off and out of reality and induce hallucinations without being asleep
That's called "everyday I space out in class"

[LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>5212481

Dat tail.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5212487

>in class

It can't happen in class, too many people around. I can do it when I'm alone in my room, and then I start talking to someone who isn't there and goes to hide/fades away when someone else comes in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212444
I had a dream where three other people and I were wandering a fairly dense forest, for seemingly no reason at all. It confused me, because we didn't fit the ideal RPG group roles, and we were all warriors with no healers or mages. Well, suddenly, we came upon a boat in the forest, all dilapidated-looking and everything. It was a general mess, wood all over the place and all that. Well, when we boarded it, there was a portal or something in there, so we went through it.

On the other side was a small city, but it was weird, because half the city was adobe buildings, and the other side had like Tudorbethan style buildings. For some reason, we decided to go deeper into the shittier part of town, aka the adobe half.

It was pretty neat, you know, you had all these merchants and shit all over the roads, carts moving everywhere and all that. But then my party heard horses in the distance, and then we saw about ten mounted men heading straight towards us as the street cleared off.

Our party got ready to face the confrontation. I had a cool claymore. As the pack neared, the guy leading the charge lowered his spear at me. However, I was apparently granted the gift of badass, and I ducked the spear, then IN SLOW MOTION, I swung the sword at the horse's leg, and the camera panned for dramatic effect. The horse reared its head as it's front and back left leg flew off, only to slap into the horses that were directly behind it. A bloody arc crossed the ground where the blood rolled off the tip of my sword. The horse crumples to the ground, a cloud of dust and a red trail following the path of its collapsing body. Then it stopped going in slow motion, and we fought in other badass manners, but it was just in normal speed. After we killed them all, people started started heading out, we didn't get paid, which fucking sucks, and we were going to go to the not-shitty part of town, but I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212496
lolwut I do it in boring lectures all the time.
They already know and gave up on me so np at all =w=b

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212496
Sounds something like schizophrenia. Enjoy it while you can and have a psychiatrist number on easy dial.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Lucid Dreaming

[Anonymous No.]

Only touhou related dream i've ever had was me and reimu having a fist fight atop a Dashi mechwarrior during some titanic battle in the middle east. Only weird thing was i was watching myself having the fight like it was a film or some shit.

[LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>5212541

"Liquid!"

"BROOOOOTHER!"

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5212524

Schizos don't actually talk to anyone, at all. They also don't hold imaginary conversations out loud. It would be much more accurate to say that I'm delusional than schizophrenic. Still, it's becoming a problem because I love a fictional character more than I could ever love anyone in real life. Not really a problem for me, but I don't like being a burden on society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212566
Nah. No one will miss not having you as their lover. Don't even worry.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5212573

Talking about my parents, family and friends. I don't want them supporting me because I'm too nuts to leave the house. I couldn't care less about the idea of a real girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212566

Some DO. It depends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212566
You know Touhou, you go mental.

Touhou itself is already the burden of society. Why so serious?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5212585

That's delusion accompanying schizophrenia. Hollywood schizos are nothing like the real thing, considering that whenever they're portrayed they're also delusional by default.

[Anonymous No.]

Since this thread is about lucid dreaming.

1. Become Lucid
2. UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS
3. ???????
4. SHIT BRIX

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212596
Arguing about the name of your condition is meaningless. If you don't want to be a burden then you should contact a shrink. Just don't let your folks find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212093
>>5212529
>/jp/ - Psychiatry/General

[Anonymous No.]

What language do they speak in your dreams? Dreaming about touhous won't be any good if you can't understand them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5216142
they speak in japanese in my dreams. And I get like a translation in my head via telepathy done by myself somehow. It's the same sensation of reading while listening however I'm not actually reading, it's nice.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>5206764
Keep calling her China until she gets pissed off and leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5212596
No, auditory hallucinations are one symptom of schizophrenia. Responding to these auditory hallucinations would be what would be termed 'having a conversation with yourself'.

So, yeah, schizos really ARE like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5216200

Wow, I'm schizophrenic.

...Well, back to browsing /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow. I can't believe this thread is still alive.

>>5216171
I am polite, even in my dreams. Is that unusual?

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>5216238
Keep watching this until you dream about it with yourself in Flandre's place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSM9vUGhJBY

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>5216238
Keep watching this until you dream about it with yourself in Remilia's place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSM9vUGhJBY

[Anonymous No.]

>>5216200
I often think I hear birds chirping when there's some constant noise like from a fan, I turn it off and hear it's dead quiet (which would make sense in the middle of the night).

And schizophrenic people in movies are always people who are actually suffering from MPD.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep having dreams of getting shot, or fighting BETA. With the former I wake up sore wherever I got shot in the dream. With both though, I end up spasming or somesuch when I wake up. It's beginning to get annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5216388
When I get shot, I groan and wake up still groaning.

Then I laugh.

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

bubump

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I was Okuu just yesterday. The Earth looked like the moon because an ally (hah!) removed the atmosphere. Everyone lived underground in cyberpunk style cities.

I blew up robots and tried to go back in time. To when the planet didn't suck. It was cool.

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

buump

[Anonymous No.]

>>5216142
They didn't speak, the lips moved but no sound, and I understood it right away, not even a "translator" in my head.
Felt good man.

[Anonymous No.]

I once had a dream after playing too much touhou. There was some kind of giant competition going on, with each family (moriya, SDM, reimu and gang just to name a few) participating in a one on one brawl. By some sheer chance I was in the lunarian team and I was the next fighter to go. After watching tewi getting mauled by meiling, I quickly stepped in while the other rabbits carried her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5216142

The fuck?...

There is no external stimuli in dreams besides maybe if someone or something is messing with you while you sleep.

You can only dream either what you've experienced or what your mind makes up.
You can't make up meaningful foreign language in a dream.
You might dream some words you've heard that you don't know, but they will most likely not be used correctly.. or you may make up 'Japanese' words or interpret something indescribable as someone speaking in Japanese, but you can't outright hear IRL language you don't know and have never heard.
Hell, even English often doesn't make sense in dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5222931
What I mean is, even if it is a foreign language, it is still likely going to be 'your' language.
This depends so very heavily on the person that the fact the character may use a foreign language seems pretty damn irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5222931
The position you sleep, health, the weather, outside noises and so on and so forth affect your dream.

Hell, see the facts behind the Succubus myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5226389
Well, what the fuck ever.
I doubt that many people here are lying down sleeping in the middle of a fucking country were they don't speak the language with people gossiping about bullshit just above your ear.
That's besides the point and you're a faggot for pointing out such a frivolous fallacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5206864
I've heard you have more than one dream a night. I forgot the exact number though, I think it was more than 50. Don't quote me on that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>5227261

I just woke up and I had a total of 5 dreams that I remember and wrote down in my log.

Sadly, none of them involved Touhou. ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5207033
>I'll start to run REALLY REALLY slow when something is chasing me. Stuff like that.

Whenever I am having a dream where I'm in extreme danger(whatever is chasing me is trying to kill me sort of danger) for some reason my legs just....die. I end up having to do a sort of crawl/hop thing with my hands. It looks pathetic and it's the most terrifying feeling in the world ;_ ;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5227309
>crawl/hop
Just imagining some legless dude trying to hop away from a monster made me lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5227316
What else can you do when your legs won't work? It was the best I could do. Its like I push off with my hands and take a step then fall back on my hands due to no strength in my legs, repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

Just wanted to share this with you guys. Awesome method, but we always need more people :3 ..49
nook.dk/47dollar_DatingMethod.pdf <--- Link - 39

[Anonymous No.]

>>5227463
Suddenly the grudge comes to mind.
Feels good man.

Btw I had the same thing, it's very hard to run/walk with heavy legs, so I decided to fly.
Felt good man.