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How do your parents react when they see you playing Touhou?

>> No.5203873

>>5203872
They don't. I live alone, 3000 miles away from them.

>> No.5203883

"What's with that girl that keeps popping up?"
"It's them declaring an attack, dad."

>> No.5203886

I was dragged to my sister's wedding. At the party, I was playing Touhou on my laptop, since I don't socialize with anyone and was coming just so nobody makes a big deal about me staying inside during such an "important event".

Her husband sees the screen, and slowly a group of dudes start crowding around.

"Holy shit, is this even possible to do?"
"BULLSHIT, I SAW HIM GET HIT!"
"What the fuck is going on, I can't even tell."
"What is this game? How much is it?"

Needless to say, that's the last time I'm playing Touhou in public.

>> No.5203890

Dad: "What'cha playin?"
Me: "Touhou Hisoutensoku."
Dad: "Cool."

>> No.5203894

My dad has only seen me playing Touhou once. It was 9-6 of StB and he said the game looked impossible.

>> No.5203895

>>5203886
Your brother in law seems like a cool dude.

>> No.5203896

Mom: Did you make this game?
Me: No. Why?
Mom: The drawings look like stuff you'd make...

;_;

>> No.5203902

>>5203886

You should have asked them if they wanted to play and laughed every time they died.

>> No.5203916

Dad: "Hey, that's the same girl that's next to your keyboard, right?"

Me: "Yes."

Dad: "What's the point of her sleeves if they're not connected to her outfit? Does she just like showing her shoulder or something?"

Me: "No, she likes showing her armpits."

Dad: *laughs*

Me: *Not laughing*

Dad: "Oh. Okay then. I'll see you later..."

>> No.5203920

>>5203916
You sound like an ass.

>> No.5203922

>>5203920
I am an ass.

>> No.5203923

I was at a family barbeque not too long ago, so I brought my laptop
father walked bye
"hey bud what'cha playin?"
"some weird flash game I found on the internet, dad"
"oh alright, burgers are ready when you're ready to eat"

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>> No.5203926

>>5203920
Toehoes are serious business, brah.

>> No.5203936

>>5203920
His dad is the ass. How dare he laugh at his son's waifu?

>> No.5203943

My mother 1cc'd EoSD on easy modo and now learning to play on normal and occasionally hard.

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"...Mind putting this on my computer?"

"Sure, give me a few minutes."

Dad is only 14 years older than me, and more into video games than I am. He used to shove video games in my face all the time when I was a kid. Mom used to like video games too.

>> No.5203956

My mother got me into Touhou.

>> No.5203960

>>5203956
Does she browse /jp/?

>> No.5203962

>>5203960
I wonder if she's the one who makes incest threads.

>> No.5203964

>>5203960
No, but she likes Doujinstyle.

>> No.5203966

>>5203962
She probably made this thread >>5203845

>> No.5203971

>>5203947

Your dad is only 14 years younger than you? That can only mean he got your mom pregnant when he was 14.

>> No.5203972

>>5203971
13, more likely.

>> No.5203976

My mom constantly thinks that it will give me a seizure one day.

>> No.5203982

>>5203976
It would give my mom a seizure.

>> No.5203984

My father asks why I spend so much time practicing the same stage over and over, when I could study something useful and get a job.

>> No.5203996

>Your dad is only 14 years younger than you
What.

>> No.5204006

"I was never good at these sort of games, I was more into fighters, y'know? I like the visuals though."
My brother said something along those lines.

>> No.5204020

"Oh, you're playing that game where all you do is scream 'FUCK!' over and over."

>> No.5204030

>>5203996
What's so strange? My mother's only 16 years older than I am.

>> No.5204033

Mom: what kinda game is that?
Me: wanna try?
Mom: i guess

This is when i came home from uni for the summer. She actually played the first level and complained her eyes hurt.

>> No.5204040

Don't think my dad has ever seen me play.

Mom: "You're playing that again? When will you grow out of these things."

My mom is under the impression that no one over the age of 12 plays video games of any kind.

>> No.5204051

>>5204030
She was underage slut then.

>> No.5204121
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>>5203947 Dad is only 14 years older than me

>> No.5204206

My parents have never seen me playing Touhou. But my dad once made a remark about 'weird Japanese porn'.

>> No.5204243

"Ya winning?"

>> No.5204261 [DELETED] 

>>5204121
Problem, Anon? Teen pregnancy is a serious issue. That Anon is lucky he wasn't aborted. [hide]Or maybe he wished he was aborted, in that case he was unlucky.[/hide]

>> No.5204264

>>5204121
Problem, Anon? Teen pregnancy is a serious issue. That Anon is lucky he wasn't aborted. Or maybe he wished he was aborted, in that case he was unlucky.

>> No.5204268

>>5204264
I managed to go through my teenage years without getting pregnant just fine.

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>>5204268

>> No.5204277

>>5204268
That's because you're a man and ugly

>> No.5204280

>>5204277
If I as an ugly man could do it, why couldn't his mother do it?

>> No.5204281

Varying responses from family members:

Dad: Stop playing that bollocks and give me hand repair the boiler/fit in a new bath/remove shit from the van etc.

Uncle: You keep watch that shitty amine stuff if you want to fail exams. And stop chewing up our bandwidth.

Sister: Let me play.
Sister, few minutes after playing: You put this on a harder level just because I was playing didn't you? (I didn't).

My friends act exactly the same way as >>5203886

>> No.5204284

My parents don't see my playing Touhou.
My brother did once see me playing EoSD and he thought it was fucking insane that I was dodging all that.
He actually thought I was doing good, too, when I had actually used up all my continues and was down to two lives when I reached Remilia and lost quickly..

>> No.5204291

>>5204284
And my bombs, of course.
Yeah. No bombs, no continues...

>> No.5204296

>>5204268

I managed to go through my entire life without getting hit by an earthquake. Those Haitians are just making a big deal out of nothing.

I was also born after World War 2 so I don't really see what the big deal is about Hitler and nazis. Wasn't that serious, just a little war.

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dad: if you applied yourself this hard at-
me:SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.5204298

I've played touhuo in front of my parents and they never say anything. I kind of wanted them to see, because I know that I'll look like some kind of crazy badass even on normal difficulty... but they just say nothing. They never say anything.

Until they're drunk. Then they ask me when I'm going to stop fucking my pillow and find a girlfriend.

>> No.5204305 [DELETED] 

>>5204268
>I managed to go through my teenage years without getting pregnant just fine.
I sense a disturbance in the force.

>> No.5204304

>>5204296
your a retard

>> No.5204311

Heh, this time i want to be sincere.

Dad - Why you keep shooting at that Mizu?
Me - Because she is jealous of me and wants to kill me.

>> No.5204313

>>5204304

no you're mum

>> No.5204314

>>5204268
>I managed to go through my teenage years without getting pregnant just fine.
>without getting pregnant

Wait, what?

>> No.5204317

so i was playin the touhou
and fiddy cent comes up to me and is like
"dmx why you play that dodgan bullet loli animu gaem"
and i said
"because fiddy i like ta dodge them bullets. unlike u."
"why you gotta do it with a loli"
"i dunno"

>> No.5204325

My father likes both anime and video games.

I don't play games nor do I watch anime in front of them, though.

>> No.5204341

ITT: People who still live with their... shit wait I do to...
...
Fuck.

>> No.5204356

My parents brought me and my brothers with them on a holiday to Fiji. I played Touhou on my laptop.

Given the circumstances, I can't blame him for being disappoint.

>> No.5204406

Once I was missing one of my Touhou doujin. I later found my dad trying to sneak it back onto my bookshelf,

He's never seen me play the games though. Wonder if he likes loli.

>> No.5204411

>>5204406
He probably discussed it with the authorities.

>> No.5204420

Father who's in his 50's actually tries out my games and he's tried playing EoSD and got two stages farther then me on his first try on lunatic (fucking bastard!). he also like watching Anime with me.

my mother likes anime too, most of my close siblings like anime to an extent gut aren't crazy about it like me.

>> No.5204445 [DELETED] 

>>5204420
His name Peter, just by chance.

>> No.5204453

>>5203868

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>> No.5204456

>>5204445
no, his name is Allen. he even thought about trying out WoW when I was playing it 5 years ago. but I lost interest after a month so he never bothered.

>> No.5204463 [DELETED] 

>>5204456
Awesome~ Hope you two have fun. Maybe get him into SWR or other multiplayer doujin. Hell, save up to go to comiket together.

>> No.5204471

>>5204341
What's wrong with living with your parents?

>> No.5204481

>>5204463
he only tries them out every so often. it's mainly to try and keep a strong bond between us with interaction and understanding. he's usually busy with work and his invention so he doesn't play all the time. he's gonna have less time in the future too since he's running for mayor.

>> No.5204510

>>5204463
>Hell, save up to go to comiket together.
I know I wouldn't want to go to Comiket with my father, even if he would be into that stuff.

>> No.5204519

Mother: You're still playing that?!

>> No.5204536

Dad: What you playing?
Me: A shoot em up game with little girls.
Dad: Is it any good?
Me: Kinda
Dad: Does it have any cheats?
You: Nope
Dad: What a shitty game

>> No.5204540

>>5204536
>Dad: Does it have any cheats?
>You: Nope
>Dad: What a shitty game

I never laughed so hard in a long time.

>> No.5204557

Me: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Mom: "What the hell is that game?"
Me: "It's some really dang hard game."
Mom: "Let me see."
She plays it all of 10 minutes.
Mom: "Dang, that was hard."
She beat it on EZMODO first try.
this was IN though lol

>> No.5204564

>>5204557
I was trolled by your shitty troll.

>> No.5204572

>>5204557
Imperishable Night sucks a fucking cock.
This game is shit, plain and simple.

Oh, let's all beat the fourth stage boss and go to "Eientei"! Too bad Eientei isn't fucking fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get to play as a team! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Playing as a team fucking sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you SHOOT FAIRIES, something you were able to do the entire fucking game. Oh, also you looked gay.

There are some interesting shot types in the game, such as Marisa, Sakuya, and Youmu. But guess what? You can use them on like 2 levels total, and if you later on you unfocus and get hit ONCE, you never use them AGAIN since you are afraid of dying again. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a fucking jap who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself.

Imperishable Night may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of shit in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of punch-in-the-dick moments, much more so than it has moments that are just fun to play.

>> No.5204589

>>5204536
he certainly play GTA series/sandbox related or fps
your dad is not a player if he use cheat

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>>5203871

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>> No.5204603

>>5204572
nice copypasta

>> No.5204615

>>5204589
He does enjoy Shoot em up and FPS games and he usually clears them on the hardest difficulty, but he just loves to dick around in games via using cheats.

>> No.5204634

>>5204572
You Mad?

>> No.5204813

>>5204615
Me too.

>> No.5205916

i keep my powerlevel hidden as much as possible because my friends are faggots who make fun of it. but when my mom saw my touhou desktop she said "i thought you didn't like girls?" (even though i've told her i'm not fucking gay.)

>> No.5205925
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"Wow, that game looks frustrating."

>> No.5205930

Last Thursday, I saw a colleague in university play PCB with Sakuya B (?, the one that aims). I think it was Normal mode.
But the people were more interested in the guy next to him playing The Witcher.

>> No.5205943

>>5205925
how does it feel to have areyoufrustrated.jpg and not real parents ?

>> No.5205954

"This is making my head spin" is the usual response.

Though upon seeing Yukari, my mother said something along the lines of "What a lewd girl, sitting like that. "

>> No.5205960

Why are you shooting up her skirt?

>> No.5205966

My dad: Are those fairies?
Me: Kind of.
My dad: Oh.

My mom: What are you playing?
Me: A game.
My mom: Oh.

>> No.5205969

>>5205960

weird, my dad said that too

>> No.5205970

My mom has never watched me play the touhous. However, she did watch a youtube vid with me that was a replay of some guy annihilating Flan in EoSD w/ no deaths. She said it looked impossible to do.

My dad is a fucking stuttering moron who lacks any sense of originality, so whenever anything related to Japan is shown to him he goes HURRRR BOOM ANIME BABES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THE WRONG THING, quoting that shitty barenaked ladies song from eons ago. Every single goddamned time, he does this in a retarded singing voice. This is why I hide Touhou from him.

Only 3 of my friends have seen it, and they are largely apathetic. One was astute enough to recognize Septette for the Dead princess as having lifted some melody from Beethoven, though.

>> No.5205972

i was playing th123 blindfolded and my mom came in the room
she thought i was doing something sexual on the computer

i don't know what exactly she was thinking was being done with a blindfold and my pants on though

>> No.5205975

They only saw it for a couple of seconds, because I pause since it makes me nervous and pissed. They never said a thing.

>> No.5205978

>>5205972
you are fucking retarded.

>> No.5205981

>>5205970
I am kind of confused on how your dad trolls you. Singing?

>>5205972
On her defense, how are you supposed to play blindfolded?

I mean, come on. Come. On. Anybody would have thought of you as weird.

>> No.5206001

Parents didn't care.

I'd play this shit in public before and get an audience. Feels amazing man.

>> No.5206017

My mother play some video games herself, she especially like Lengend of Zelda and finsihed a lot of them.
One day I was screaming all kind of insult while playing touhou, she came to see what was happening, asked what's wrong, saw what was on screen for 5 seconds and left without saying anything else.

My father isn't much into video games but played mario kart 64 at the time it came out with me for a few months. He also likes to play card games on his pc. He never says anything to me when I play most games. The only time he watched for a few second was when I was playing call of duty 4. It was on the hardest difficulty and I was getting raped by bullets and grenade. He said me "Good for you this kind of stuff didn't happen when you went to war for real."

>> No.5206018

>>5205981

Yes. Singing that god awful song. Just the one line about "boom anime babes," but off tempo, off pitch, and off from the original melody.

That's just one of the ways he trolls- and the worst part is he doesn't even do it to then coolface and go "why you mad though?" ... He actually believes that trolling the fuck out of someone is good, acceptable interpersonal skills.

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Grandma: "What level of space invaders are you on?!"

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Mother: Stop playing, do some exercise.

Sister: Its a game with lolis? I want to play!

One classmate: I dont like it, they are only maids fighting (he only saw UNL).

>> No.5206056

>>5206017

>Mario Kart 64

The only game my parents and I have ever played as a family. My mom was hilarious, she would get so into it and she actually had some reasonable skills at it. She could actually rock DK pretty well and beat me a number of times. When she'd get hit by shells and whatnot she would yell and shout, and it was fun. My dad was more reserved about the whole experience but he was also alright at it and I thought he was having fun...

Then one day he just flips shit and goes VIDEO GAMES ARE SHIT, THEY'RE A WASTE OF TIME AND YOU'RE A FAG FOR LIKING THEM. FUCK THEM, AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR DREAMS OF BEING A GAME DESIGNER.
and he never played again.

;_;

>> No.5206064

How about you NEETS move out of your parents house

>> No.5206065

>>5206034

your grandma is awesome. Give her some credit for at least knowing space invaders.

Before I was born, my grandma loved to play Atari 2600, and was pretty good at it too.

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>>5206034

>> No.5206073

>>5206064
I don't think you know what being a NEET means.

>> No.5206087

>>5206034
Your grandma is hardcore. Kids nowadays don't even know what Galaga is, for goodness sake.

>> No.5206090

>>5206056

Feels traumatic, man.

>> No.5206127
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My dad probably would say "Japanese have issues" or something along those lines since he have a grudge against Asia, and mom doesn't give a shit about what I play/watch at all. My sister is also not interested in my shit. By reading the responses in this thread I realize how utterly boring my family is.

>> No.5206131

My father died before I was even born
My sister says that it's a game for fags

I tried to make my mother play, but she would just run from one side of the screen to another and get hit by bullets, then I would say "God damn, pay attention", and she would reply "I'm paying attention, I don't play this crap every day you know". Then she said she hated it after barely finishing the first stage on PCB

My grandmother would probably do fine though, since she likes Final Fantasy and Guitar Hero and the likes

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5206152

My mom once saw me playing SA, and started getting all nostalgic about how much she loved Space Invaders as a teenager.

My dad's response:
"Why's everything so weird?"
"Because it was all made by one Japanese dude who's drunk out of his mind.
"That explains it."

My sister *pointing at the Reimu Figma on my desk*:
"So THAT'S who that character is..."

>> No.5206158

>>5206127
Don't be. My father tells me how superfluous videogames are. I retort that football is equally superfluous. He says that sports have merit on improving health. I point at his beer belly.

My mother believes I should not play video games and do other things with my time, but she is incredibly dull on her activities.

Sisters? One is a massive ultra weeaboo yaoi fangirl and the other is just another popular girl who will not pick a book even if it meant her life.

>> No.5206216

My parents hate me playing games, they said it troubled my study...
But they have me playing MoF every fucking morning just to listen to The Gensokyo The Gods Loved.
Not that I mind.

>> No.5206217

>>5206152
>My sister *pointing at the Reimu Figma on my desk*:
>"So THAT'S who that character is..."
My sister did the same thing.

>> No.5206232

>>5206216
I commend their taste.

>> No.5206284
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>My mother got me into Touhou and is a weeaboo
>My mother asks me to play because she enjoys Touhou music
>My mother tried to play it
Why can't I have a nice mother too. ;_;

>> No.5206319

>>5206284
Try to hook her with some music, Broken Moon never fail if you use the right arrange in the right mood.

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>255946

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>289798

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>527239

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>774779

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>679974

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>231057

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>791356

>> No.5206396

So your parents get naked and make out when you play Touhou? That's news to me

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>>5203872
I don't know because they doesn't know, and I don't care if they know (since I don't play it really often), but my dad is playing Resonance of Fate and I don't react in a strange way.

You will never know what is to have a dad that likes videogames.

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>587919

>> No.5206417

>>5206319
My mom just isn't into that stuff, man. It's kind of hard to explain.

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>939918

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>335359

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>246595

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>628735

>> No.5206434

>>5206408
What. There's a lot of dads into videogames; you can even say it's a normal thing.

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>104934

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>600014

>> No.5206454

family thinks its a new version of strikers 1945
except with lasers and BOY WHY IS THE BOSS A HAT?

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>242378

>> No.5206463

>>5206434
Well, all the people I know doesn't have one, so I can say it's not a normal thing. Maybe here is a different thing, I don't know. Since we're all weeaboos, it may be normal if our dads have some powerlevel too.

Maybe if I ask him to play some touhou, he might end 1ccing it.

>> No.5206485

My dad loves Atlus games, does that count?
Sadly my parents only into Touhou music, they play Mushihimesama Futari after watching a certain video on Youtube....

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>932846

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>685507

>> No.5206851

They never really saw me playing Touhou, but after seeing all these kinds of reactions I'm kind of curious about what they would say.

>> No.5207000

Brother: Ugh, you're playing that toe-hoe crap again. It's so crappy and you're gay for liking it.
;_;
Sister: Is that that toohoo game you're always playing?
Dad: That looks easy, if I had feeling in my fingers again I could beat it on the hardest difficulty.

>> No.5207019

It's actually not that lame of a hobby, so not one of the ones I bother hiding... It's not like Touhou is the one and only bullet hell, and that such games didn't exist when my parents were young as well... so no one really gives a fuck.

>> No.5207038

"i'm surprised you don't go into seizures looking at that for so long."

and

"how can you tell what's going on with all those flickering lights?"

>> No.5207061

My mom doesn't say anything since most of the weird stuff I do is incomprehensible to her. My dad quietly disapproves, and my brother's never actually seen it since he doesn't come into my room. Why couldn't I have had parents that do interesting things?

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>>5207000
>Dad: That looks easy, if I had feeling in my fingers again I could beat it on the hardest difficulty.

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5207087

"Oh, are you playing that Chinesey dolly shooty fireworky game again?"

She actually talks like that.

>> No.5207088

>>5207066
Your dad must be youkai for sure.

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5207106

>>5207087
Quit it.

>> No.5207118

Mom: Why do you keep exiting out of stuff whenever I walk by? I don't care what you're doing.

Dad: What're you looking at porn? Stop exiting out of shit whenever I walk by.

My sister saw it one time when I realized she wasn't in the room.
Sister: Why are all the characters girls?

No one must know my secret.

>> No.5207134

I got my sister to play it a couple of times, she usually dies before completing the first stage, on easy.

My mother says all the blinking lights will make me go blind or die from a seizure one day.

My dad says exactly the same as >>5207000's dad, he says I should do something that takes real skill, like drawing houses (my dad's an architect).

I wish my parents liked video games ;_;

>> No.5207144

>>5207134
My sister's like that too.
"Why is [Yamame] so fat?"

>> No.5207147

>>5207134
>he says I should do something that takes real skill, like drawing houses
I laughed.

>> No.5207149

My mom always asks me why I minimize stuff when she comes into my room, I just told her it'd be rude for me not to give her my full attention and she shut up.

>> No.5207154

>Wouldn't it be great if you could get paid for playing those games?

>Hey, what if someone would marry you because you play those little Chinese video games?

;_;

>> No.5207164

I don't really see my family very often, my parents are divorced, my brother is a normalfag (shit is so cash etc.), my father has his own family, and my mother lives abroad.

Last year my mother decided to stay at my place for a week, sleeping on my couch, and woke up to me playing SA. She had this look on her face like "son I'm disappoint", when I asked her if she wanted to play she said no and went to make some coffee.

>> No.5207307

>>5206434
If you were born in the 21st century

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>> No.5207383

I will tell my parents that I'll marry Yukari. One day...
Anyway have you guys tried playing Touhou in college? I did it in C++ class it was hilarious.
All the friends said the same thing like "wtf is this shit" and I laughed.

Until my tutor came in and kicked my ass with Yuuka motherfucking Kazami in Lunatic PoFV.

>> No.5207411

>>5207383
You either suck or that must be one badass tutor.

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>> No.5207448

Touhou isn't a weird thing. If you have anime figures on your desk, I'd say that's a whole heck of a lot weirder than playing a bullet hell game.

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>> No.5207517

No parents have seen me play yet.

But with my friends

Friend A: What is this? Eye crack
Me: Yeah, pretty cool huh?
Friend B: How the fuck did you dodge that?
Me: It's not as hard as it looks.
*Reisen appears*
Friend A: what the fuck is with those ears? they look retarded.
Me: DONT TALK ABOUT MY WAIFU THAT WAY!

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>>5207517
Reisen is a lot hotter without those ears, but that doesn't make her better in anything but sex appeal though.

>> No.5207602

I spread double spoiler in my college class, and now everyone is better than me... big fucking mistake, DON'T SHOW TOUHOU TO ANYONE

>> No.5207612

Acid flashbacks.

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>>5207602
Show them Overdrive with you sing along.

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>> No.5207770

>>5205972
How can you play a fighting game blindfolded? Maybe the main series, if you actually studied the fucking stage THAT much, but a fighting game?

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>> No.5207791

>>5207770
Meiling spamming Shoryuken.

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>899717

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>> No.5208444

"Is this the stuff that gets you into incest?"

I've never brought up such a topic with my family, but I guess it's nice to know what they think of my hobbies.

>> No.5208455

"Pixel by pixel navigation."
"This looks completely impossible."
"How the hell are you still alive?"

All the usual responses from people seeing me play it during breaks in college.

>> No.5208465

"That bullet just went through her face. You're using cheats, I saw you die like 8 times already. Play the game normally, faggot."

>> No.5208987

My mother jokes around with the "Who's that? Your giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirlfriend?" thing. I respond to her with "I'd love for that to be true" and she thinks I'm joking.

I'm not.

>> No.5209007

>>5208987
Sir, I believe your mother may be a witch.

>> No.5209198

>>5208987
My mother did this exact same thing to me when I was like 8 and watching Sailor Moon. I'd always get annoyed by it and shout "Nooooooooo! She's not my girlfriend! Stop that!"

Deep down inside, Venus was my first crush and I was too embarrassed to admit it.

That said, how old are you?

>> No.5209212

Mom: "Wow, that's very pretty."
Friend: "My god, how are you not dead?"
Dad: "Hurry up and go to sleep."
...yeah.

>> No.5209245

>>5209198
20. My mother has this "never want my kids to grow up" complex, so still treats me like I'm 10.

Works for me, because I have a Peter Pan complex and would rather I stay 10 forever. Also, I get to be NEET. My mother actually encourages it, so I can stay with her (unlike my younger sister who's already moved out as soon as she turned 18 to live with some dude who's almost as old as our dad).

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>>5209245

>because I have a Peter Pan complex.

Stopped reading there.

>> No.5209268

>>5209245
Sounds like she wants her sweet little angel's cock.

>> No.5209276

>>5209245
>My mother actually encourages it, so I can stay with her

Fucking this. I'm sure I wouldn't be a NEET if my parents didn't make it so damn comfortable.

>Enjoy it while it lasts son, you have an entire life of working in front of you.

>> No.5209279

>>5209258
"Peter Pan Complex - Avoids responsibilities, people tell them they are childish and need to grow up, would rather live in their head than the real world, wants success to just happen to them, focuses on fantasies more than reality, believes they deserve to have whatever they want, life lacks direction, never know what to do next, does dumb things frequently, inconsistent performance, lazy, slacker, does the minimum to get by, does things without thinking, does not feel they have any reason to accomplish anything, tend to ignore or put off problems, believes fun is the most important thing in life, most people think they are crazy, forgets scheduled appointments, more past than future, gets attention through negative behavior "


Sounds a lot like /jp/ to me, bro.

>> No.5209296

>>5209258
What's wrong with that?

>> No.5209399

>>5207448
Too bad the only things people associate with video games are either FPS or GTA-clones. Shmups, even ones like Gradius or Ikaruga, look foreign and mockable.

>> No.5209417

Playing Shoot The Bullet on one of Chen's stages.

Mother: What is that?! (Pointing at Chen)
Me: A cat. What?

Fuck if I know.

>> No.5209457

>>5205981
>>5207770
>questioning blindfightan
you can play by sound, it's not like the attacks and movements don't make very distinct noises
it's the second best way to fight

>> No.5210191

My parents have never seen me play, but comments from my friends range from "How" to "what the fuck why are you not dead".

Banshiryuuu (Seihou 3) caused one friend to just walk out of the room shaking his head and muttering about "impossible".

>> No.5211175

My dad thinks I'm gay.

>> No.5211382

My mom thinks its a soccer game.

>> No.5211514

Dad - Those girls look awfully familiar...I think I masturbated to that one with the rabbit ears. If only she was real, I would marry her.

Me - Never play Touhou or talk to dad again.

>> No.5211545

"oh hey son, are you playing Galaga?"

>> No.5211558

>>5211514
Your dad had indirect contact to Touhou prior to then? Well shit, man.

>> No.5211610

My parents don't say anything. Sometimes they might look over at my screen if they walk by, but they never say anything.

Not that I actually play that much either.

Nor would I want them to see my awesome skills at getting hit

>> No.5211818

Just the other day my dad saw me playing EoSD.

"In my day, we called that Asteroids."

Me:"Riiiiiiiiiiiight."

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