/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So Eirin has a new drug she made: the Butterfly Dream Pill.
She tells you the medicine guarantees the person who takes it will have a pleasant dream.

She also tells you that the medicine is so strong, that they will be too pleasant for you to wake up, and you'll stay in dreamland forever. Even if someone were to 'snap you out of it', they wouldn't be able to.

Would you take it?

[Anonymous No.]

My family would take me off life support eventually, so no.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

if you fuck up you can dream about beating up reimu since she was the one who sealed dreamland away again

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194741
I already have.

[Anonymous No.]

Will it take me to the golden land?

[Anonymous No.]

Define pleasant, and we'll work from there.

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

I'll take the blue pill

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194763
Uuu~

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Knowing what a compulsive liar Nurse Ellen is, there's a 50/50 chance the pill will turn you into a dickgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

Blue pill Red pill, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194786
>dickgirl
>girl
ImOkayWithThis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194786
I think I'll try it, if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194786
I WILL TAKE THE RISK OF ETERNAL SLUMBER FOR THE CHANCE TO BE A DICKGIRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194786
>there's a 50/50 chance the pill will turn you into a dickgirl.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194786
So 50% Happy End, 50% Good End?
I'm fine with this too.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if you don't become a dickgirl, you'll dream that you've become a dickgirl and live happily for the rest of your life.
Either way, you win. I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

When dreaming you believe everything is real. So yeah, eternal dreaming means eternal reality for your mind.

And eternal pleasant dreaming means heaven until death. Now you just gotta wait until you have enough to guarantee life long comatose billing.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5194818

I would be miserable either way, seeing as how I don't particularly want to be a dickgirl.

>In b4 you're always miserable arc

That's true, too.

[Anonymous No.]

No. I'd die after three days or so. And even if I get hooked up to the machines people use for comas I'm dead when someone pulls the plug. Ask for a different drug and do exactly what I would do in the dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194831
>don't particularly want to be a dickgirl

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5194850

Do I have to hand in my /jp/ license?

[Anonymous No.]

What if instead I just pay Eirin to take the dickgirl pill and fuck my ass raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194741
At least one anon admitted to having fapped to this portrait. I wonder how many others there are.

[eek !SYLPH2qXy2 No.]

>>5194868
just you, you're alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194868
Congrats anon. I find it impossible to get off on Zun's doodles.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

yes, even if I grow a dick on my face or something.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5194856
>>5194850

No, really. Have I broken some cardinal rule regarding dickgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>> Butterfly Dream Pill

why butterfly?

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

>>5195155
because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>5195025
Nah i just thought doing that would be fun.lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5195025
Awww, poor Arc, no, dawg, you didn't do anything wrong. We still love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5195168
Why is this faggot not banned yet?
He's not funny, he doesn't contribute anything, oh wait, just like the majority of tripfags on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5194741
Without question. Wait for me, my waifu!