/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever dreamed about sleeping with your waifu? No, I don't mean sex. Recently I've been sleeping very good because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too stressed out to dream. This sucks.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

Every day.

[Anonymous No.]

And yet he still has a fap tissue box.
What a trooper.

[Anonymous No.]

I am stuck in a waking dream, so I don't dream normally.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/tag/添い寝シリーズ

[Anonymous No.]

it was raining the other night and I imagined that I was snuggling with Kogasa listening to the rain fall.

I fell asleep so quickly.


...
;_;

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

never, but I had a nightmare the other day where zombies ate my back ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185586
Dreams are where the rock monsters get you.

No matter how many times you smash them, they create little rock monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185606
Is it alright to fap with the tissue wrapped around your dick? I don't want semen everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185653

If you enjoy cum soaked tissue flakes sticking to your dick.

[YOYOYO No.]

Ya, me and Suwako were watching a movie and everyone in the theater was naked except me and her. It was nice dream, until some guys dick went though my head. This was a very weird dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185660
That shit clings like super glue.

[Anonymous No.]

It's fucking weird, I dream about Touhous all the time, even ones I don't care about, but never my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185668
Not as bad as Watered Cum on pubic hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185687
exactly why I don't fap in the shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185586
Man, that must have been pretty expensive to buy an Alice RealDoll

[Anonymous No.]

Nah I don't have dreams. Kind of sucks too because I have a pretty wild imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185687
I hate that. Thats why you have to keep the vagoo shaved. Try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185687

A man after my own heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Every single night, I hug my pillow and pretend it's mai waifu. And then cry.

[Anonymous No.]

The only Touhou dream I had was unimaginably lewd...

Flandre was naked and I sat on the edge of my bed, and she sat on my lap facing away from me. I put my dick in her her and she started bouncing up and down quite vigorously. It felt pretty awesome but I knew it was a dream. That was about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185768
Same here

[Anonymous No.]

I always dream about sleeping with Yukari. She gets angry when woken up by our crying child and bitches at me until I get up and take care of it while she goes back to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't dream about sex or sleeping with waifus. I dream about zombies, guns, and car chases.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I've ever dreamed of my waifu at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185787
awesome Yukari dream related pasta:

>>>http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5033208#p5034116

[Anonymous No.]

I think about it, but I don't dream about it. It helps me relax before I fall asleep.
I barely have any anime-related dreams. They're always school-related or some other shitty thing that I could care less about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185606
I find paper towels are easier to clean up aftersex mess.
Wet spots on the bed suck especially when they get cold and you roll over onto them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185586
Murasa~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185687
That's why I shave.

If you wait too long, your cum will liquefy. Happens at least in 5 to 40 minutes. So clean up before dozing off.

[Anonymous No.]

I once dreamped we were stuck in a snowstorm in the wilderness and we hid in a cave and then she told me to huddle next to her for warmth
it was a good dream.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had dreams about Touhou, but not one about my Touhou waifu. Normally it's just me and a Touhou going on some sort of awesome adventure with a bunch of different non-Touhous thrown in there.

I dream about my waifu about once a month, which I find quite odd.

[Anonymous No.]

No, but I do have dreams where I sleep with random characters that I don't even care about like Tsukasa. And I've never even watched lucky star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185653
i do that all the time, with toilet paper

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185595
Everyone dreams, generally 3-5 times every night.

The reason you don't remember is because you don't wake up while you're dreaming. It's very rare to recall a dream if you wake up after it's over.

[Orenji !!mt862WVuKdg No.]

That's what dakimakura are for, OP. To wake up and see that face.

Makes the whole day better.

[Anonymous No.]

In relation to the thread, I want to sleep with Komachi.

Not have sex, but cuddle with her in bed.

I imagine she'd be big and warm.

[Anonymous No.]

this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185586

About a year ago I started thinking about things like coming home to the waifu after work or taking a bath/falling asleep together when I was in bed with my eyes closed.
It cured a pretty bad bout of depression/insomnia and is still going strong.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a waifu. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Lying in bed at night is when I most feel like hugging something.

[Anonymous No.]

pic related

[Anonymous No.]

I usually dream about any touhou girl except for the Aki sisters and Kisume.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

I can't sleep unless I am hugging a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187600

Me too broseph. I haven't fallen to the level of buying a dakimakura yet, but I've considered it. The people I've talked to that have one say it's worth it, which is exactly what I was afraid of.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187617
In addition, I imagine this pillow as my favorite someone whom I love very dearly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187617
You have a Marisa dakimakura don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187618
But if you sleep with Lynette Yoshika will kill you in your sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187617
Hah, you too? Glad to see I'm not the only one. This started fairly recently, too. I got my first body pillow when I was 16 and now I can't fall asleep without hugging something and having something between my legs. I'm now 20 and I don't think this can be reversed.

[Anonymous No.]

I always imagine that Wriggle is sleeping next to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187617

I promise I won't tell /k/

[Anonymous No.]

It depends on the time of year and the weather. If it is cold and dry it is very enjoyable. If it is hot and muggy it is pretty awful trying to get comfortable.
That's why you go for the small, low body heat girls. You keep them warm. They act as a heatsink.
Pic related. Tewi would make a good heatsink. Rabbits shed heat through their ears after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187635
It wouldn't matter, everyone hates him anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187627
>But if you sleep with Lynette Yoshika will kill you in your sleep
>Implying I don't have both

[Anonymous No.]

I frequently have dreams about a girlfriend I had in high school. They are normally idealized and I feel very sad when I wake up and reality sets in again. I can't recall having any dreams about Touhous.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187623
Sadly, no.

>>5187635
I don't really care if my sleeping habits get strung about /k/

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187657
woops I didn't mean to check spoiler on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187657
Screw Reimu, Marisa belongs to Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

Well... No. But i once saw dream about mokou running on treadmill and exploding into flames. All this was chibi.
I was very sweaty when i woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

How long have you guys been using body pillows?

I've been going on for about 4 years now. It's very comfy and healthy.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187635
wtf man
>>>/k/6117686

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187657

...Simply brilliant. If I can obtain a pillow cover of Satorin sleeping with a pillow depicting myself, perhaps I can further my delusion...

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187671
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187574
Me neither... And I'd like to have one...

[Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187679

Wasn't me. I must admit, I too am shocked that we had 3 /k/ browsers on /jp/ simultaneously.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

Yes, I've dreamed about sleeping with Ran, Patchouli, And Yuuka. when I was sleeping with Ran, she would often entwine me with her tails. Since I fell asleep on the floor, I dreampt cuddling with patchouli on the library floor, it made me laugh when I knock over my book case in real life. hurt like hell and startled my roommate. and I often dream about lying with Yuuka in her garden, carefull not to disturb the flowers.

sadly, it sucks waking up to reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187693
Make that 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185586
Lots of time, with my 3D waifu.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5187701
make that 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187693
I don't even bother with /k/ anymore, I just go straight to opchan.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is up with NEETs and guns?
I thought I was the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187693
I'm the one who posted it and I hate /k/. Stay away from /jp/, you fucking murderers.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5187716
what? I haven't murdered anyone, I doubt most of /k/ has either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187716

[Anonymous No.]

I find this ironic, because the reality is that if you actually shared a bed with your waifu, even disregarding sex, you wouldn't sleep as well as you would otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187729
Truth. I have slept with a female and it was bothersome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187729
Given that I usually sleep on a couch, I don't think sharing a bed would be anything.
Except for my being nervous as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187715
>What the fuck is up with NEETs and guns?

Gotta protect the fort.

>>5187712

So did I until I realized how little OPchan actually knows outside of Meplat and a handful of other guys.
That and the banimu rule pretty much ruin it.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187729
What makes you say that? The warm, reassuring presence of the person you love laying next to you, or them hugging you or you hugging them... Once I got past being all giddy and super happy, I'd fall into the most peaceful and happy sleep of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to try sleeping with a memory foam made body pillow someday.

[Anonymous No.]

It will be hot as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187740
Their body heat would make you hot and you would need to move away. You'll eventually need to turn over, or they will. You will have trouble keeping a decent portion of the sheets. They might snore, fart, go on their period and bleed all over the bed, etc.

[LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>5187693

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187752
Turn down the heat, or turn on the air conditioning, dont use the blanket, just the light sheet.

You know, they make things for mensuration while in bed these days...

The sound of the one I love snoring? Lovely~ <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187752
And that's the trouble of sleeping with someone, I'll just keep farting.

[Anonymous No.]

Studies have shown that couples sleep better in separate beds because the tossing and turning wakes the other person up all the time. Couples report having a happier marriage when they have sex then go to sleep in different beds.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5187768
when I was young, my sister would often visit with my niece. me and my niece liked cuddling and would often share a bed. it was really nice when we left the window open. she often refered to me as "Teddy"

I miss those days.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187775
This is suicide inducing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187775
I would want to do this if I ever had a relationship lol. Perhaps we could sleep together on special occasions or something. I toss and turn very much and end up taking up lots of space on a bad because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187788
>>5187775
I would want to do this if I ever had a relationship lol. Perhaps we could sleep together on special occasions or something. I toss and turn very much and end up taking up lots of space on a bed because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187752
>They might snore, fart, go on their period and bleed all over the bed, etc.

I don't like fickle people who pretend like these are hideous abnormalities. Snoring is a genetic lottery provided you're not a hambeast, everyone gets intestinal gas, and menstruation is sexy.

>Their body heat would make you hot and you would need to move away. You'll eventually need to turn over, or they will.

We'll be so barred out that it won't matter, nor will we remember the last three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187775
I would want to do this if I ever had a relationship lol. Perhaps we could sleep together on special occasions or something. I toss and turn very much and end up taking up lots of space on a bed because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187785
It will also make you dumber.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5197440.stm

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187775
>>5187788
I sleep on a very small bed, and the pillows I lay baside me to hug take up half of the bed. When I roll away from them, I press my back up against them, and its very comfy. I don't have issues with room. I sleep on a bed made for one person, and I effectively cut it in half and I'm fine, but I'm a really small person. But I can see how the tossing and turning would wake each other up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187796
I'm rather violent when I sleep, elbowing and punching the bed and stuff so I would definitely do it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187797
Women ruin everything.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187807
Th-Thats not true!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't dream but I certainly would love to have my waifu by my side in bed. Not naked though, I want her to stay in her cute pajamas as the pure girl she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187800
Even if it doesn't wake you up outright it can still pull you out of a deep sleep state.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1212127/Sharing-bed-bad-health-Want-dream-marriage-Th
en-sleep-separate-beds.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187785

Pretty sure you can put the gun away, as whoever posted that probably got it off that article that ran on Sankaku Complex, which as we all know is a respeced psychology journal.

It's true that a lot of women prefer sleeping separately because their partners disturb their sleep pattern, but it's mainly due to snoring since men are far more likely to snore. There are remedies for snoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187821
The BBC article that was linked to earlier stated that men are disturbed more because they do not sleep as deeply as women. It ends up effecting their cognitive ability the next day, but not the woman's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187797
Wow, they studied an entire eight couples. That's some serious statistical power right there. I can totally see how these results indicate absolute truths that apply to every single person.

[Anonymous No.]

I share a bed with my sister when I'm sick.

Feels good, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187839
So you can infect her? That's terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187839
If I were you, I'd get some sort of chronic illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187832
Like every statistic made.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187841
>>5187839
Why only when you are sick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187852
Lolicon is a disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187845
Usually they have sample sizes that are quite a bit larger than 16 at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187852
Her blanket is awesomely warm while mine's mediocre at best, so I default to her bed when I'm sick (swapping the blankets is another option, but what am I, a fool? ), especially when in the middle of the night during winter. I look pretty miserable when I have a cold so she allows me to do it and hugs me.

[Anonymous No.]

I doubt anyone would like to sleep on my bed i use 3 comforters one thin blanket plus all the sheets 5 pillows and one body pillow to go under them it is a very warm fortress

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187875
Sounds quite enjoyable.


Do you enjoy this, or are you totally turned off by the though of doing anything with a sibling? Or do you strictly enjoy the warm presence, and nothing sexual in any way?

[Anonymous No.]

I fall asleep in a big bed next to my wife :)

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187879
I might try that one day - It sounds comfy, but hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5185595

I'm not the only one who thinks Alice looks gorgeous there?

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187886
I'm very jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187897
even in summer :V there is no try its a very warm and soft lifestyle my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187906
She looks like she just got fucked and the guy is twittering about it.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187906
Yes, she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187884
Sister complex all the way, but due to being a generic shy /jp/ social wreck I cannot confess and often just shout and complain at her. Only when something important happens (like death of a relative I'm fond of) that throws me off-balance do I break down crying and tell her how much I like her (which she enjoys reminding me at other times, much to my great annoyance. )

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187910
Wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187933
How old are you both? If you're both early 20 like I presume it's pretty odd.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5187933
Does she feel the same way about you?

If so, just tell her. Maybe she will say that she felt exactly the same, and you two could spend more fun time together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187933
I'm actually in love with my sister too but we moved out and I only see her every few years now. I fap to the pictures of herself she sends to me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187938
Yuck, Twitter. And no, if Gensokyo existed, I'd be keeping it a secret.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5187933
I'm jealous. All my sisters are either distant with me, or they're too old for me. I get along with my one sisters but my feelings for her never really got off the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187944
>early 20

Yeah, but said events were quite a few years prior to that (back when I was... uh, 15 I think? )

>>5187947
She respects me greatly, but I have no clue about romantic love.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5187966
also forgot to mention, she like beating the crap out of me, pretty much the only bonding we do is through anime and me teasing her just to get her to hit me.

am I a masochist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187965
I would totally be going "i fucked you're waifu" everywhere and posting pictures of her afterglow.

[Alexander Degtyarev !!U9Xis6E7fDA No.]

>>5187775
They need a study for that?
My ex managed to push my out of my 2p bed on a regular basis, so to have someone tell me that... Captain Obvious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187979
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5187979
Masochist is the best, isn't it?

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

I'm going to go to sleep, and try to imagine the one I love the most.

Good night, /jp/. Stay well.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5188017
good night Marisa.

>>5188005
I don't know, But I do enjoy getting hit as a reaction to my teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

I did this for a few days, then I decided to accept reality instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>5188042
>then I decided to accept reality instead
That means you lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5188042
>accept reality
What are you doing here? This board is /jp/ - escapism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5188042
Accepting reality doesn't do any good for you.

Escapism works.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have you ever dreamed about sleeping with your waifu?
Of course!
Pajama Rin is adorable.