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5184132 No.5184132 [Reply] [Original]

Why doesn't Flandre beat the shit out of Remilia for being locked up for 500 years?

>> No.5184143

Because she like her basement?

>> No.5184153

>>5184143
A true otaku

>> No.5184165

Magic.

>> No.5184155

because ZUN

>> No.5184168

Because she is a neet.

>> No.5184180

Because she respects her older sister.

>> No.5184206

Because she was never locked? She just don't want to go out. And PMiSS stated she do wander the mansion occasionally.

>> No.5184233
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5184233

because she was locked with thousands of faceless men

>> No.5184266

ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.

>> No.5184275

Because the last time she tried that she got her ass handed to by her sister and several other powerful servants.

>> No.5184281
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5184281

>>5184233

>> No.5184286

Because she knows damn well Remilia would destroy her.

>> No.5184291

Because she was only locked up for 495 years.
Even Remi wouldn't lock her up for 500.

>> No.5184298
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5184298

I love Flandre, but I hate it when they sexually objectify her.

>> No.5184294

Because Vampirish Night was canceled.

>> No.5184305

>>5184275
>>5184286
Lies, she was locked up for something.

>> No.5184306

>>5184132
Being a NEET is her Fate

>> No.5184313

>>5184306
Remilia and Patchy are NEETs too.

>> No.5184321

>>5184313
>Remilia

wat

Maybe you misspelled Kaguya?

>> No.5184338

>>5184321
Remilia doesn't do shit in the mansion.

>> No.5184341

>>5184321
Do you mind telling us what Remi do all day? besides sitting around and drinking tea?

>> No.5184345

>>5184305
Because she's an annoying cunt who always breaks all of Remilia's stuff.

Rather than kill her outright, Remilia, after having enough of her shit, locked her up and told her never to come out.

>> No.5184352

>>5184341
To be fair, Remi will DIE if she goes out in the day (after a certain amount of time)

>> No.5184358

>>5184352
that's what her umbrella is for.

What now?

>> No.5184372

>>5184352
>(after a certain amount of time)
Will she sparkle until then?

>> No.5184370

>>5184358
>>5184352

forgot to add: She can do stuff inside the mansion too instead of going out. There is no excuse, anon.

>> No.5184385

>>5184358
Umbrellas break.
You think Remi wants her life to completely depend on that parasol?

Remi has more balls than most men considering she decides to go outside in the day at all.

>> No.5184395

>>5184385
ok and what about >>5184370
?

>> No.5184429
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5184429

Her job:
charismatic leader;
teasing Sakuya;
bills;
slapping China;
degustation tea;
etc

>> No.5184438

>>5184395
What the hell do you expect her to do inside the mansion?

I'm saying Remi has a pretty good reason to stay cooped up in her mansion rather than "I don't feel like it"

>> No.5184470

>>5184438
What the fuck?

She just sits around all day doing nothing, that's the definition of a NEET. Just accept it, doesn't matter if there is something exclusive for her to do or not, she could at least help sakuya (who is really busy by the way).

Also, characters that people call as NEET such as Kaguya also don't have a reason to do anything in her mansion, but people go like NEET LOLOLOLOL, why can't Remilia be labeled as one too?

>> No.5184495

>>5184470
Doesn't she mention having an atelier? I guess she must have some hobbies.

Kaguya is looked after by Eirin and she is generally seen as being the subordinate to Eirin (although obviously if Kaguya didn't want her there, Eirin would leave) as a result, whereas Remilia hires Sakuya to take care of things. Maids always seem subordinate to their masters, no matter how inept their masters would be at doing their own housework.

>> No.5184506

>>5184495
So hobbies make you not a NEET? She still not studying or working.

>> No.5184515
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>>5184506
A noblewoman, working? Are you kidding?

>> No.5184521

>>5184429
Spending all day drinking tea, abusing houseservants and harassing the working class.. Remilia is the reincarnation of the male nobility of the 1800s.

>> No.5184531

>>5184515
So nobility = NEET. Using your argument.

>> No.5184541

>>5184506
>So hobbies make you not a NEET?
But she is training... ehhhhh...her skills.

>> No.5184545

>>5184521

Female nobility was even better at that.

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>>5184531
If you take the autistic approach to categorization where you consider the literal meaning of the category rather than the spirit of the category, sure.

>> No.5184550

>>5184541
I guess danmaku can sort of be seen as a skill.

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>>5184541
The art of sipping tea it must be then.

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5184574

I never understood why the story boss is canonically stronger than the extra stage boss, despite the extra being a bigger pain in the ass.

>> No.5184572

>>5184506
>Not working...
SHE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING OWNER OF SDM.
1) She ain't gotta do SHIT
2) Her only concern is making sure her servants have a place to stay.

>Not in education
That massive library in her home?
I don't fucking think so.

>> No.5184570

>>5184550
No one ever said that she "trains" danmaku at home, so no.

>> No.5184580

>>5184570
>everything left unstated by the games is automatically false

This argument is even more hilarious when you're talking about Touhou, where this kind of thing is deliberately left up to your own interpretation.

>> No.5184607
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5184607

Let's view Touhou's literal NEETs...

No character in Gensokyo is in education because Gensokyo has no education system beyond Keine's presumably elementary teaching.
Reimu doesn't work for anyone.
Marisa doesn't work for anyone.
Alice doesn't work for anyone.
Remilia, Yuyuko, Yukari, Shiki, Kanako, Satori and Byakuren are all leader-type characters and as such, don't work for anyone.
Yuuka doesn't--

You know what? Fuck it. You get the idea.

>> No.5184603

>>5184572
Kaguya is also the MOTHERFUCKING owner of Eientei. Her only concern is about the moon invading or something.

That doesn't mean she will read books there. Especially because most of them must be about magic for magicians to read, since she is not one.... yeah.. (PMiSS for reference about magic runes)

>> No.5184617

>>5184574
You seriously believe that? Normal modo fag get out. I've beaten Extra a hundred times and I've never survived past Remilia's 2nd spell card on Lunatic.

>> No.5184619

>>5184607
>Shiki
>don't work

Oh lol. Of course she don't work FOR someone but she does work.

>> No.5184627

>>5184619
Yes. Employment involves working for someone else, otherwise everyone could say they work for themselves nad not count as NEETs.

>> No.5184634

>>5184574

Lunatic > Extra > Hard > Normal > Easy

Difficulty power levels. Hard and Extra may be the other way around.

>> No.5184641

>>5184627
So, farmers are NEETs? Artists? Store owners?

>> No.5184650
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>>5184641
Yes. They all are. This is why categorizing people as NEETs literally doesn't work. This is what I was trying to show you.

Jesus.

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>>5184650
>Jesus
>picture of byakuren

>> No.5184659

Because ZUN hates Flandre.

>> No.5184666

Guys, Remilia is a translator. She works from her home computer at the mansion. Now shut the fuck up.

>> No.5184677

>>5184666
>her computer at the mansion
Not canon.

>> No.5184679

>>5184627
No, the others are clearly fooling around, with the exception of Reimu, because Shrine Maiden CAN be a profession to the humans, since she protects them by exterminating youkai and sealing things.

Shiki works for the concept of the life cycle then if you want to put it that way.

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>>5184666
I just imagined Remilia taking college courses with glasses on and a pen behind her ear. I haven't had an orgasm as fulfilling as the one I've just had in months.

>> No.5184711

>>5184650
or you're taking Employment to an annoyingly literal extent and need to take it easy.

>> No.5184718
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>>5184603
>Kaguya is also the MOTHERFUCKING owner of Eientei.
That is not so. Tewi is actually the owner, IIRC.
This is why everyone puts up with her shit.

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>>5184634
>>5184617
I dunno, I've only gotten to Remilia on hard mode, and beaten her that way.. Haven't managed to 1cc it yet.

But Extra was such a HUGE step up from that, I couldn't imagine Lunatic being harder.

I need to try harder.

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5184749

China is the only one who works harder!

>> No.5184756

>>5184728
>I dunno, I've only gotten to Remilia on hard mode, and beaten her that way.. Haven't managed to 1cc it yet.
It doesn't count if you use a continue.

>> No.5184765

>>5184728

Is that the hideous Ayaface cosplayer, or is this someone else?

what I'm asking here is "is she hot?"

>> No.5184787

>>5184756
Makes me feel bad that I've never 1CC'd anything higher than Easy ;_;

>> No.5184794

Flandre's absolute love of her sister gives her the will to unquestioningly stay in her prison.

>> No.5184796

>>5184787
Good. You SHOULD feel bad. Get your secondary ass out of here and onto Pooshlmer or some shit. Or learn how to actually play the game.

>> No.5184802

>>5184627
This just in: Self-employed small-business-owners are NEETS. Details at 11.

>> No.5184814

>>5184765
"she?"

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>>5184294
>Reminding me that Vampirish Night was canceled.

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>>5184802

But Mystia is not a NEET. She's a hard working sparrow.

>> No.5184836

>>5184826
she still eat humans, I have photos

>> No.5184838

>>5184826
But she doesn't work for someone else and therefore is considered a NEET!

>> No.5184848

>>5184838
She's her own damn boss! How is that being a NEET?

>> No.5184853

>>5184826
>Bite on her neck
That was Yuyuko?

>> No.5184856

Apperently flan is not mad at her she just thinks this is normal.

>> No.5184883

>>5184765
I don't know, but until I find a better picture of filmless Aya...

>> No.5184913

>>5184853
Good eye, Anon.

>> No.5184934

>>5184826
Is Yukari about to border out of paying the bill, leaving Reimu?

>> No.5184945

>>5184934
I think that's a fortune, like the ones next to Reimu. Judging by her face, it's a good one.

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>>5184853
Yes...

>> No.5184994

>>5184826
>Needs a stool to reach the counter
D'awwwwwwwww

>> No.5185008

>>5184826
Are those pickled breasts in the jar on the shelf behind her?

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