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5183226 No.5183226 [Reply] [Original]

you wake up and see this. what do?

>> No.5183228

report this bad thread!

>> No.5183234

Why am I a penis?

>> No.5183236

Report post 5183226 on /jp/.

>> No.5183238

reported

>> No.5183240
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5183240

[x]post more loli

>> No.5183241

Smash my head into her asshole

>> No.5183268

DAMN IT FLAN GET OUT OF MY BED YOU WHORE

>> No.5183274

That perspective just doesn't do it for me.

>> No.5183289

Remember that I'll be late for school, jump out of bed and comically struggle with putting on my pants whilst hopping about on one foot. After that, I'll burst out the front door with a piece of toast that amazingly has both jam AND butter on it in my mouth.

>> No.5183320

>>5183289
Quite good, in a such floating thread.

>> No.5184013

I tell my sister to stop asking me for sex. Dammit, I told her so many times already.

>> No.5184025

>>5183226
oh god faceplant mfpgfpgfpgpprpthtphtph

>> No.5184035

I would..

>what do?

Nevermind, reported.

>> No.5184036

Wait so am I seeing someone else spread her legs open or am I the one spreading them? Did I do that while I was asleep? This makes no sense.

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