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Illegitimate child of Rance.

>> No.5176876

Seems pretty legit to me.

>> No.5176875

And just about as noble and heroic.

>> No.5176885

Gahaha~ Da ze

>> No.5176878

>>5176865
>>5176875
It all makes sense now

>> No.5176889

Would explain why her "Dad" hates her.

>> No.5176902

>>5176889
I wouldn't be fond of her if I were her father, either.

>> No.5176904
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Too innocent to be Rance's spawn

>> No.5176912

>>5176904
>Marisa
>innocent

hahahaohwow.png

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>>5176912

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>>5176917
>>5176904
Best touhou

>> No.5176932

>>5176917
Posting cute pictures of Marisa will not change either my mind about her or how horrible of a person she is.

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A paragon of purity

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>> No.5176943
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>>5176932
I'll try a different approach then

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so pure

>> No.5176948

Do you think Rance would rape Marisa even if he knew she was his daughter?

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>>5176902
Jealous your daughter taps more ass than you, old man?

>> No.5176960

>>5176947
> fanart

>> No.5176966

>>5176943
... ... ...Nope. Like any true Touhou fan, I'm only aroused by Reimu's underarms.

>> No.5176965

>>5176948
Rance doesn't do incest.

>> No.5176973

>>5176960
Yeah, because every pic of marisa here is ZUN's official artwork right? And Marisa being innocent is canon, right?

>> No.5176974

>>5176965
You don't know that, he's an orphan... or something like that.

>> No.5176979

>>5176955
I wouldn't be proud of being the father of a blunt, lying, cold-blooded kleptomaniac like Marisa.

>> No.5176983

Marisa's father lives in the human village.

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>> No.5176993

>>5176979
I would. That means I'm in Gensokyo.

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>> No.5177001

>>5176993
i think we're on completely different wavelengths here

>> No.5177008

>>5176965
[citation needed]

>> No.5177009

>>5177001
Probably. I'll get back on your wavelength.

I'd rather have a horrible daughter like Marisa than any other daughter. Makes life more interesting.

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Everyone loves Marisa. You're just tsundere.

>> No.5177017

>>5177011
i love reverse trap marisa....

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> Suggesting anyone who is friends with Patchy could be bad

>> No.5177037

>>5177020
>remilia and flandre

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innocence.

>> No.5177058

>>5177037
not exactly FRIENDS to start with.

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>>5177037
They're just misunderstood

>> No.5177062

>>5177011
but Marisa
you are the tsundere.

but seriously, Marisa is an insecure child, who seeks more power to fill insecurity.

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>>5177062
As man it is your duty to quash those insecurities

>> No.5177088

>>5177074
still an insecure faggot. sorry

>> No.5177094

>>5177062
haha, no

>> No.5177098

Marisa has the biggest penis in Gensokyo.

Discuss.

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>>5177098

>> No.5177117

>>5177058
Remilia is her BEST friend

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/jp/ is just intimidated by strong girls like Marisa.

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>> No.5177148

So if you married Marisa, what would it be like to have her as a wife and Rance as a father in law?

>> No.5177149

WHO

>> No.5177158

Is it just me, or can anyone else see Rance being incredibly hypocritical and beating the shit out of any man that came near his daughter?

>> No.5177170

>>5177158

Rance beats the shit out of guys that come near his women anyway. I don't think his daughter would be an exception.

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>> No.5177183

>>5177170
Not if you teach him about second virginity.

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>> No.5177211

So if rance is her father... whos the mother?

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>> No.5177232

>>5177211
Demon King Rumia

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I think /jp/ needs a hug

>> No.5177250

>>5177117
but touhou is her best frend

>> No.5177268

Marisa and Reimu. Best combo. No exceptions.

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>> No.5177288

>>5176885
I fucking lol'd harder than I should've

>> No.5177373
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Once upon a time Marisa was my favorite Touhou. One day I decided to read SSiB, and to my surprise, my favorite character Marisa received the side character treatment. I released then that Marisa was just Reimu's whipping boy i.e., a stage prop for making Reimu, the main character, seem better by comparison. She literally admitted to Reimu, Sakuya, and Remilia that she's second rate in terms of power and beauty. Don't believe me? In her fair duel against one of the moonbitches she explicitly stated, "the one with more beauty will win." She then went on to get her ass handed to her on a silver platter by one of the moonbitches. I don't know about you guys but my waifu has to be the best of the best. I don't care for second rate garbage waifus like Marisa.

I thought hard work and dedication meant something in Touhou. I was wrong; the moonbitches were right.

>> No.5177385

>>5177373
>I released
*realized

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>>5177373

>> No.5177434

>>5177373
Being second rate is moe, haven't you heard?

>> No.5177446

>>5177373
> I released
We all do. I understand when Marisa is concerned. Hopefully you had your fap towel ready.

>> No.5177458

So, you see? Marisa's just an unlikeable character.

The only admirable thing about her is she works hard.

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> I released

sure did

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