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ITT: Last touhou doujin you fapped to

>> No.5169500
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>> No.5169501

I don't remember the name, or have it downloaded, but I remember it was kaguya impregnating mokou violently.

>> No.5169502

>>5169486
My Sweet Moon Rabbit. I fapped to the POTENTIAL of it.

>> No.5169504

http://exhentai.org/s/51b67f2dd48f36fbb630f498070a37de1f6f2d19-514722-1129-1600-jpg/202090-1

no comment.

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It get sad after I fap to this series. I know nothing will ever be able to top it.

>> No.5169538

>>5169527
aya will never show up at your door and demand sex

;_;

>> No.5169544

>>5169534
why did that artist stop?

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>> No.5169555

>>5169486
Name/link?

>> No.5169560

>>5169531

Source?

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>>5169544
I don't know...
;_;

>> No.5169569

>>5169527
DEM AYA LEGS. Fuck yeah

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http://www.mediafire.com/?vytjzwnt3zi

>> No.5169591

Aya is a canon whore

>> No.5169604

>>5169575
>Yuri.
>No futanari.
Faggot.

>> No.5169611

Last Touhou doujin I fapped to was Aya fucking this dude while charging him way too much money for her newspapers.

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>>5169591

>> No.5169617
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>> No.5169659

>>5169617
source please

>> No.5169728

Why are you asshats posting this stuff without the sources?

>> No.5169744

>>5169728
Don't look at me, bro. I use filenames.

>> No.5169751

>>5169617
still looking for source

>> No.5169770

>>5169486
So is anyone gonna give a source/link for OP doujin?

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>> No.5169814

I read touhou doujins for the humor.

>> No.5169815
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5169815

I came 3 times already. Great doujin.

>> No.5169818

>>5169617
[Chihagura] Semete mikka wa hakitsudukero (touhou) (C76) [solelo]

non-h but super hot

>> No.5169822

>>5169770

>> No.5169831
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>>5169818
>source

>not h

>> No.5169837

>>5169815
EWWWWWW

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>>5169802
Wait, is this the one with Yuugi and the horn-fuck, or a different one? If it is, name/link?

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It's got the artist's old style, but I still find myself going back to it once in a while.

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>>5169814
But some times they are one and the same.

>> No.5169855

>>5169770
>>5169822
OP Source:
Terrible things happen to Udonge due to Eirin's drugs Book

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SX30LCA1

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>>5169846

>> No.5169949

>>5169815
>>5169841
Oh lord, want.

>> No.5169955

>>5169846
Damnit Reimu, stop turning Sanae into a slut.

>> No.5169959

I don't fap to touhous 'cause i respect them

>> No.5169963

>>5169815
Ooh, what's this one?

>> No.5169967

>>5169815

DO WANT

>> No.5169986

>>5169846
explanation?

>> No.5169991

>>5169986
Reimu tests her powers as a first-class rapist by ravishing goddesses at Moriya Shrine. She is assisted by Rinnosuke and his magical aphrodisiac, The Rape.

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>>5169986
Reimu and Rinnosuke are raping gensokyo.

>> No.5169999

>>5169963
>>5169967
[Narumiya] Satori Wanwan sono 2

It was on masterbloodfer a little while ago.

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>>5169991

>> No.5170016

Even the not-very-serious mind-break in Acting on Instinct makes me upset. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

>> No.5170021

>>5169959
YOU INSTANTLY BECAME MY #1 ANON
Glad to see I'm not the only one thinking like this.

>> No.5170033

>>5169997
It's more of Reimu rapes, and Rinnosuke takes pictures to fap to.

>> No.5170042

>>5169999
http://www.mediafire.com/?udltjkytyz2

>> No.5170058

>>5169525
Is this from the same doujin as OPs?

>> No.5170094
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(同人誌) (例大祭5) [友毒屋] 幻想郷ノ王 陵辱編

Rinnosuke converts Reimu, Yukarin and Marisa to his penis.

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OMG GUYS, UDONGE IS RAPING EIRIN

LETS FAP TOGETHER

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/242660/9fa5100439/

>> No.5170105

>>5170094
Which one?!
http://rs.4chan.org/?s=%E5%B9%BB%E6%83%B3%E9%83%B7%E3%83%8E%E7%8E%8B+%E9%99%B5%E8%BE%B1%E7%B7%A8

>> No.5170116

>>5170105
King of Gensokyo Rape Chapter.

>> No.5170119

>>5170094
Translated.
http://exhentai.org/g/229125/38b2763173/

>> No.5170133

>>5170097
>reversal rape
>Eirin and Reisen.
Holy fuck yes.

>> No.5170136

>>5170116
>>>/rs/NO_RESULTS
>>5170119
>sad_panda.jpg.gif
WTF?!

>> No.5170141

>>5170094
He also had a chapter all devoted to Sanae too. I need Kourin banging the other Touhous.

Maybe Ran?

>> No.5170144

>>5170136
Rquesting how_to_exhentai.jpg.

>> No.5170147

>>5170141
http://exhentai.org/g/230114/c0b9ec55f1/
Sanae gets raped INSTEAD OF SAKUYA OR YOUMU OR RAN OR CHEN AYA OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS WHO WERE ACTUALLY THERE AARRGGHGH

>> No.5170151

>>5170136
http://g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&a
mp;f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=Yudokuya&a
mp;f_apply=Apply+Filter&advsearch=

>> No.5170165

>>5170136
Try King of Gensoukyo. Don't ask, it was spelled that way.

>> No.5170223

>>5169525
c'mon guys!
You know I can't get to sleep till I fap to some futa.
give source please.

>> No.5170244

>>5170165
http://exhentai.org/g/194253/14208f014f/

>> No.5170472

>>5170144

Basically, you have to clear your cookies if you tried going to exhentai first. Then make an account at g.e-hentai.org by clicking on "My home". Go to exhentai.org while logged into your g.e-hentai account, and you'll be able to enter into exhentai.

Remember, clear your cookies first. If you tried going into exhentai BEFORE clearing your cookies first, you'll end up with the sad panda gif regardless of whether you're logged in or not.

>> No.5170493

>>5170223
http://www.mediafire.com/?kjjdnkmnmtz

>> No.5170520

>>5170141
Although it's not the same series or circle.

http://www.mediafire.com/?o0zmyykngdy

>> No.5170641

why reisen always get a penis?

>> No.5170648

>>5170641
Because Eirin is a jerk.

>> No.5170679 [DELETED] 

>>5170641
reisen has a penis.

it's canon.

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This.

>> No.5170945
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True fans fap to official material

>> No.5170955
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Let's talk about armpits, shall we

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Reimu as a slut. I fap to this.

>> No.5171017

>>5170945
You can see reisen's panties when mokou catches her

>> No.5171041

>>5170712
that's me, when I get to gensyoko.

>> No.5171160

>>5169486
>>5169855
Like with all Reisen doujinshis, the words:
Sprout a cock!
Sprout a cock!
Sprout a cock!
Sprout a cock!

Was going through my mind when I was reading it, and surely enough it happened. I don't know about you fags, but I like my Reisen with a futa-cock. Yuri is for girly men who have given up getting laid to the point where they can no longer project themselves in the reproduction process.

>> No.5171495

>>5171160
>Yuri is for girly men who have given up getting laid to the point where they can no longer project themselves in the reproduction process.

Futa is for faggy men who have given up getting laid to the point where they can only masturbate to hideous abominations of nature, namely girls with penises.

You've given up on girls so they sprout dicks. You convince yourself that you're not gay because there's a girl attached to the dick. Next you're masturbating to traps and then before you know it you've got a real dick up your ass and you are no longer part of the reproductive process.

>> No.5171509

>>5171495
Fag status
[ ]Not told
[X]Told

>> No.5171560

>>5171495
Aw, did I hurt your wittle feelings Mr. chickenwuss. Here's the deal, I'm only going to type this once so try to pay attention:
Penis + Vagina = Heterosexual = Reproduction
Vagina + Vagina = Homosexual != Reproduction

Maybe the rumors of yuri fans being as dumb as they were sissy was true. Just face it, you yuri fans are the male equivalent of the yaoi fangirls. Real men can't fap to yuri because they need to be able to project themselves in the action. (--> The 'futanari' makes it easier for said projection.)

>>5171509
[X]Not told
[ ]Told

>> No.5171565

>>5171495
>>5171560
This is pathetic. Shut the fuck up.

>> No.5171570

>>5171495
Dumbass. /u/ is like 90% female.

>> No.5171572

>>5171017
I just checked and you totally can't see anything. Now what am I going to do with this anticipation boner?

>> No.5171583

>>5171560
Go to any website and lesbian tags always receive the least traffic. Men just don't like yuri.

>>5171495
Ever wonder why "/u/ - Yuri" is one of the slowest boards on 4chan? Hint: we're not like the disgusting /y/ fangirls that need (fake) romance and foreplay in their masturbation sessions.

>> No.5171584

>>5171560

Maybe the rumors of futa fans being as dumb as they were faggy was true.

Here's the deal, I'm only going to type this once so try to pay attention:

1 girl = hot
2 girls = hot x 2

Real men don't watch porn to "project themselves" you idiot. That just shows how much of a fag you are. You see, real men ARE part of the reproductive process so they have no need to imagine themselves as a girl with a dick like you. Real men simply masturbate because their girl is out somewhere or on her period so in the meantime they watch two girls.

>> No.5171588

A futa vs yuri fight? Oh god stop it.

>> No.5171592

>>5171583
Maybe its because you guys are the uptight niche cunts amongst the already niche subculture.

Yeah, i just called yanking it a subculture. Thats how i roll nyegga, what?

>> No.5171596

>>5171570

Dumbass.That statisic(which is probably made up) bears no relevance to my post.

>> No.5171602

>>5171584

Why would you want to be part of the reproductive process, I'd rather see this pathetic human species go extinct

>> No.5171605

Shut up and fap, you bored faggots.

>> No.5171606

>>5171588
Seriously. WHAT I JACK OFF TO IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU JACK OFF TO.

This is terrible even by /jp/ standards.

>> No.5171611

>>5171588
Get a refund; you'll receive no fight from me. (At least not at this time of night you will.) If this thread is still around by the time I wake up it's going to be open season on the yuri 'guy'. <-- Note: I use that word loosely.

>> No.5171613

>>5169531
Still no source?

>> No.5171616

Lesbian porn has been mainstream for decades by being included as scenes in what would be straight porn.

Finding my dad's porn collection of the best of Mimi Miyagi with some lesbian scenes was the first time I learned about how hot 2 women together could be as a kid.

>> No.5171620

>>5171611

Fuck you. I am a warm-blooded male who finds women attractive and two women even more attractive. Can you do math, faggot?

Just face it. You like dick.

>> No.5171621

What ticks me off is not the shitty futa vs. yuri "argument" but that the participants clearly don't want to be the little futa/girl.

That just won't do.

>> No.5171625

>>5171613
http://rapidshare.com/files/206466922/_desudesu__Albatross_-_the_night_sparrows_chirps.rar

>> No.5171626

I do not fap to men having sex in my porn the same way I don't want some fucktard asshole on stage with a female stripper.

>> No.5171661

Yuri is shit.

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>>5171620
But you have the mentality of an insecure teenager. First of all, you have an obvious fear of penises. If you weren't really a closet homo you wouldn't fear the almighty penis. It takes a real man to be able to wear pink as they say. Secondly, you need foreplay and romance in your porn. What does that remind me of? (Only women need romance and imagination in their porn.) I say 'imagination' because yuri porn is a lie. Women don't have the same sex drive as us men, and the only girls that are into other girls have messed up genes that give them an external appearance of a male. Finally, someone that faps to homosexual porn (such as yourself) are by definition a homosexual. I on the other hand only fap to heterosexual futa porn, so by definition I'm straight. Consequently, I do not want to be associated with HUGE faggots such as yourself. Do yourself a favor and go to some website that accepts homos.

Are you a lesbro by any chance?

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This one.

>> No.5171691

>>5171679

WTF

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Warning: This is a NSFW (pig-disgustingu) 3D photo of a female genitalia. Futa lovers and advocates of 2D love, need not apply.

Frankly, the vagina is a shitty piece of shit. First of all, it attacks it's owner once a months in a bloody torrent of pain and humiliation which inspires unjust rage from the owner. Next, its pleasure center its the measly apology that is the clitoris. Imagine if your cock were the size of a nipple, and you know what we're talking about here. Not fun.
Next up, it has an ecosystem, that's right, ECOSYSTEM of bacteria living inside it that must be kept in balance or else it start to produce fucking bread. It also pops out babies, the most annoying little fucker ever conceived and ruiners of plenty of lives.

The vagina sucks. Cocks rock. Cocks are clitoris the size of bananas. God, that's simply awesome!

Let's not forget, everything good is shaped like a cock. Bottles, hot-dogs, rocket ships, gun, cannons, candles, lamps, trees etc. etc.

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>>5171679

>> No.5171698

>>5171693

Go back to bed Sade

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>>5171694

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>>5171700

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>>5171701

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Warning: This is a NSFW (pig-disgustingu) 3D photo of a female genitalia. Futa lovers and advocates of 2D love, need not apply.

Frankly, the vagina is a shitty piece of shit. First of all, it attacks it's owner once a months in a bloody torrent of pain and humiliation which inspires unjust rage from the owner. Next, its pleasure center its the measly apology that is the clitoris. Imagine if your cock were the size of a nipple, and you know what we're talking about here. Not fun.
Next up, it has an ecosystem, that's right, ECOSYSTEM of bacteria living inside it that must be kept in balance or else it start to produce fucking bread. It also pops out babies, the most annoying little fucker ever conceived and ruiners of plenty of lives.

The vagina sucks. Cocks rock. Cocks are clitoris the size of bananas. God, that's simply awesome!

Let's not forget, everything good is shaped like a cock. Bottles, hot-dogs, rocket ships, gun, cannons, candles, lamps, trees etc. etc.

>> No.5171716

>>5171712
What a quality contribution to /jp/. That really needed to be posted twice. I sincerely hope the maid doesn't kick your ass out of here.

I sure hope you both continue your engaging debate.

>> No.5171717

>>5171679

You have an obvious love of dick and as you are a man, that makes you gay.


>Secondly, you need foreplay and romance in your porn. What does that remind me of? (Only women need romance and imagination in their porn.)

Good job on admitting that you are a stupid neanderthal. Yes, I do like imagination. That's because I am intelligent and like to think and imagine, something that is above and beyond your bestial instincts, cockfag.


>the only girls that are into other girls have messed up genes that give them an external appearance of a male

Which is pretty much exactly what a futa is, retard.


>Finally, someone that faps to homosexual porn (such as yourself) are by definition a homosexual.

Now I now you're just trolling. That, or your I.Q. is the same as your shoe size. Explain how liking members of the opposite sex makes you gay. Oh wait, it doesn't. You're just stupid.


>Do yourself a favor and go to some website that accepts homos.

You mean like 4chan, where you are accepted?

>> No.5171718

Yuri is boring just like futa. In the end I'd just rather have normal hetero porns.

>> No.5171721

Anyone who is afraid of penis is a closet homosexual. Because they are afraid of OMG PENIS I NOMNOMNOM.

Then they can't deny it anymore that they're faggots. Dude, that's like saying women are afraid of their own breasts.

>> No.5171723

I love dicks

>> No.5171724

>>5171721
>Dude, that's like saying women are afraid of their own breasts.
BTW this part is for those who say that watching hetero porn is for fags. You see women see other women's breasts = automatically gay is what you're saying for seeing penis = gay.

Damn, I wanna hit you fucks upside the head.

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>>5171723

>> No.5171727

>>5171716
>What a quality contribution to /jp/. That really needed to be posted twice.
If this was sarcasm blame 3 people: moot for making us have to wait a few seconds in order to delete our post, Eksopl for archiving deleted content, and Jones for making a script that shows the archive's deleted content on /jp/.

>I sincerely hope the maid doesn't kick your ass out of here.
Because I fap to futanari I'm a REAL man. If the meido comes with her silly little complaints I'll just clench my hand and crush her into bits. For the dense yurifans with no "play" skills whatsoever, that last line meant the meido is putty in my hands

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>> No.5171750

>>5171724

I want to hit you upside the head for claiming that liking women makes you gay and liking dick makes you straight. What the fuck is this, opposite day? Yes means no and no means yes?

>> No.5171756

>>5171750
Learn to read. Nobody said you had to like dick, closetfag.

I'm saying if you're afraid of penis in your porn fucking women, you closet gay because you're afraid of focusing attention on the penis pumping a bitch.

You closet gay is what I'm going at. If you're secure about your masculinity, shit like that shouldn't fucking bother you.

>> No.5171760

>>5171717
>"Herf derf, I can't grasp the fact that girl-on-girl action is classified as homosexual porn."
If you off yourself now, you'll be a favorite to win the Darwin Awards. Seriously, this is not complicated stuff. You've been fapping for so long that you've lost touch with reality. How do I elaborate to the point where even you could comprehend this. SEX is not vagina on vagina. Sex is penis in vagina you [redacted: taking it easy]. Consequently, homo sapiens evolved in such a way that they are attracted to traditional intercourse (i.e., penetration). You being the homosexual that you are have some screws loose; consequently, you don't get a rise out of normal intercourse. Don't worry though, we'll purge you homos from our gene pool soon.

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Why can't real vaginas be so puffy.

>> No.5171770

>>5171762
Some do have puffy vulva.

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>>5171770
Did someone just say puffy vulva because I think I just heard someone say puffy vulva.

>> No.5171780

>>5171712

Frankly, the penis is a shitty piece of shit. First of all, it randomly becomes erect and makes it hard for the owner to comfortably move around. Not fun. Next up, it has an ecosystem, that's right, ECOSYSTEM of bacteria living outside it that must be kept in balance or else it start to produce fucking cheese. It also pops out sperm, the most annoying little fuckers ever conceived and ruiners of plenty of lives.

Let's not forget, everything good is shaped like a vagina. Doors. Clenched fists. Mouths. Ears. Eyes. Boats( Responsible for colonization of America). etc. etc.

>> No.5171782
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I fapped then dawwwwww

>> No.5171787

>>5171756

Yeah, us real men are completely indifferent to dicks.

To show how manly me and my friends are we always look at each other naked and if someone gets an erection we throw them out of our club.

>> No.5171791

stop fighting over fap material
who the fuck fights over fap material

>> No.5171793

>>5171760
>"Herf derf, I can't grasp the fact that girl-on-girl action is stimulating."

News flash: it doesn't matter what the porn is classified as. I get erect when I see members of the opposite sex. You know what that's called? Being heterosexual. You, on the other hand, are confused and can only get erect when a girl has a dick. You know what men who love dicks are called? Homosexual.

Humanity evolved in such a way that we grew smarter and understood that men liking women = straight and men liking dick = gay. Don't worry, though; we'll purge you idiots from our gene pool soon enough.

>> No.5171796

>>5171787

Us too. If you don't look at cocks on a regular basis you're avoiding it because you're a closet homo.

>> No.5171798
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>>5171780
>Boats( Responsible for colonization of America)
Way to defeat your own argument.

>> No.5171811

I totally agree, anyone who wouldn't want to see another man's penis is a closet homo.

Why, I bet if you showed them one of those 100 man bukkake orgies where the majority of the footage is of a guys with erect cocks standing in line stroking themselves off and with each dick spurt getting more screentime than the girl itself... they'd probably be gay by the end.

I consider men background noise now. I don't even see them anymore. I used to prefer my male pornstars not be fat or ugly or even talk dirty, but now all that's important is that they have huge throbbing cocks.

It makes it a little hard to see at times when a director decides to use the low and behind angle where his spread ass and tight balls make up the majority of the scene.

I used to be bothered when the climax was reached and the director would zoom in on the cock or the male actor's face rather than the girl, but who can tell when a woman orgasms anyway? They're pretty much useless at that point.

You know, I used to think going to a nudist beach was crazy because there would be both men and women there. However, once I got there there was this nice guy who showed me around and even rubbed my back and cock with suntan lotion.

Didn't bother me though, and he didn't even need to assure me that it wasn't gay. We both just nodded to each other with a smile on our faces as I took my turn applying lotion to his dick with my mouth.

So you see guys, there's really no need to be afraid of looking or seeing another man's cock, even when you have the choice to avoid looking at one.

>> No.5171814

>>5171796
>>5171787
>always looking at dicks
Now you're just being a stupid samefag.

If you're always looking at dicks even in a non-porn situation, then that's gay. Because that's pro-active faggotry.

If you don't like hetero porn, you've got some screws loose. You're also a closet faggot because you actually think you might turn gay after seeing a penis.

Fucking faggots.

Also, you suck at making straw men arguments.

>> No.5171815

>>5171798

Oh wow, making fun of George Bush. Did I just travel back in time 5 years?

>> No.5171816

>>5171814

fag in denial

look at more cocks to correct this.

>> No.5171817

>>5171811
You're looking at the wrong things in your porn videos. Goes to show how closet gay you are after all.

>> No.5171820

>>5171816
>doesn't counter properly
>lost argument so i'll just slur him
What's the matter, closetfag?

>> No.5171821

I only wanna see reisen's penis, what does that make me?

>> No.5171823

fucking fags projecting so hard.

>> No.5171824

>>5171817
>prime example of how to beat many words with a few

>> No.5171825

>>5171817
This. He's gayer than Simba.

>> No.5171827

>>5171821

Udonge = "Eww, dong!"

>> No.5171834

>>5171821
Same here. If Reisen doesn't sprout a futa I cant fap to it.

>> No.5171839

>>5171811
Closetfag status:

[ ] not told
[x] TOLD

>> No.5171842

>>5171839
Ah crap, missing one link.

>> No.5171843 [DELETED] 

>>5171787
>>5171791
>>5171793
>>5171796
>>5171811
>>5171814
>>5171816
>>5171820
>>5171821
>>5171823
>>5171825

samefags samefagging at the same time

>> No.5171845

>>5171843
Oh hi there, closetfag. Still looking at the wrong parts of your porn videos?

>> No.5171859

>>5171843
Now the one yurifanboy is accusing us of samefagging. This is starting to get funny.

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Hooray.

>> No.5171882

>>5171843
yeah
but seriously who the fuck fights over fap material
you look at the porn and fap
thats it
who could argue with a simple two step process like that

>> No.5171885
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5171885

SAZ, Odin and Toybox is mostly what i fap of touhou

>> No.5171887

>>5171880
>>5171885
Do those contain futa Reisens? Name please.

>> No.5171890

>>5171843
The hurt, does it taste good?

>> No.5171894

>>5171887
The Odin one is hetero, the other one is futanari.

http://www.mediafire.com/?nf2ytzjhmjn
http://www.mediafire.com/?fzq45wimowz

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5171898

Finally, non-futa reisen
I can fap in peace..

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/207594/99a7a1341f/

>> No.5171899

>>5171894
Just in time for my sleep fap. You're truthfully a hero to us all.

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>>5171898
>non-futa reisen
Blasphemy. Reported for posting NSFW images on /jp/. Delete your post.

>> No.5173065

>>5169591
Newspaper delivery porn isn't canon, my friend.

>> No.5173079

>>5173065
Don't bump this for that...

>> No.5173703

Thanks for the doujins

The fags and retards ruined the thread though. Make another one?

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>>5171910

>> No.5174518 [SPOILER] 
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[Supaishia] Tsuukan Densha Sanae
Sanae is a school girl, getting raped, on a train.

>> No.5174550

>>5174518
SANAE'S ON A TRAIN?

>> No.5174588

>>5171160
Why do you faggots keep falling for this shit? It's even copypasta for fuck's sake.

protip: typing the name or artist or circle into google with 'site:uploaderofchoice.com' will give you a link 96% of the time.

Fuck...

>> No.5174600

>>5174518
No u

>> No.5174668

>>5170712
Yes, delicious Yuuka. Only Yuuka can be this moe.

>> No.5174683

>>5170712
Fact: the anal was the best part of this doujin.

>> No.5174688

>>5174668
Those are some hilarious breasts, there. Rather un-Yukalike.

>> No.5174696

>>5174668
04U makes any Touhou depicted look moe.

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>>5174688
I think you miss the point of the exercise, anon.

>> No.5177444

mb

>> No.5177660

Futa-on-female is better than male-on-female.
Actually, it's less gay too. That's because you have the benifits of having heterosexual, normal porn without having to look at some fatass. Some guys feel threatened when they see dudes in their porn, even if it's a normal porn. It's simply instinct. That's why futanari is so appealing. It's all the pros without the cons. Yuri isn't bad, but it's just... boring. Scissoring just isn't as good as your traditional hardcore porn with the girl getting pounded so hard she looses all reasoning and is later then left with an expressionless, panting face like she had the ride of her life.
And at the same time, you have another chick who enjoyed it just as much. It just so happens she had a dick to drill the other girl with. It's all the pros of porn, and you didn't even have to look at a dude. How wonderful is that?
tldr; yurifags assume too much about futa being gay

>> No.5177850

>>5177660
Amen.

>> No.5177863

>>5177660
I just don't like 3/4 of the screen taken up by a hairy anus.

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