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516785 No.516785 [Reply] [Original]

Sup /jp/...

So... How do you NEETs make money? I need to make about 500 bucks this summer to fix my car, but I can't stand the thought of retail.

I was thinking of selling blood and sperm.

>> No.516791

INTERNET

>> No.516793

Adfarm and selling organs

>> No.516795

Selling blood and sperm is what I'd do, but I don't know where a sperm bank is, and I don't know how to get money for blood. Do the blood banks give it to you?

>> No.516796

Build and sell computers.

>> No.516799

If you need to fix your car then you're not a fucking NEET. Just work for a month and pay it off.

>> No.516800

Relic hunting

>> No.516811

whats wrong with your car, im a mechanic as my other hobby (ie i can rebuild a motor ground up etc)

>> No.516815

Selling your body to fat balding men.

>> No.516833

>>516785
You're not a NEET is you have a car.

Enjoy your social life.

>> No.516839

google ads

>> No.516856

i work,simple as that

>> No.516892

>>516856
Not a NEET and hence your answer is invalid.

>> No.516901

are you seriously stating that $500 over an entire summer is a lot of money?

here's what you do, learn a skill. get paid for that skill. money. barring that, try retail or fast food. though you sound under qualified.

>> No.516906

fergot mah sage

>> No.516914

i make $500 in half a day from web advertising. sucks to be you

>> No.516919

Disability

>> No.516947

>>516914
ITT: lies

>> No.516951

I put up fliers offering to fix peoples computers for 30$ and hour. They call me, I fix their computer. It's a easy way to make 100$ randomly.

>> No.516995

But you can't buy /figs/ if your a NEET.

Get a job.

>> No.517002

>>516901
Does speed-solving Rubik's cube count?

>> No.517014

>>516995
Hmm, I wonder if it's possible to make a living off selling hot glue pics?

>> No.517022

>>517014
It's gotta be someone's fetish...

>> No.517025

>>516785
They get it from their parents, thread over.

>> No.517029

I'll pay you 500 bucks to dress up like a girl and let me have my way with you for a day.

>> No.517037

>>517029
I'll do it.

>> No.517079

>>517029
Shit, sign me up. That's more than I make in a week.

>> No.517083

>>517037
>>517079
I didn't know /jp/ was so willing to sell their bodies. Interesting.

>> No.517087

>>517029
Fuck, that's over $20 an hour.
I'll do it.

>> No.517091
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517091

I've had this job for about a year. Have I outgrown my NEETness then?

>> No.517101

>>517083
What he said: >>517087
Assuming anon is kind and lets me sleep for four hours after raep it'd come to 25 bucks an hour. Even if he's a jerk and insists on exactly 24 hours it'd still be $20/hour.

>> No.517121

>>517091
learn the meaning of NEET

>> No.517125

NEETs don't make money, they live off of the money their parents send them.

>> No.517127

>>517091
do they not care that you put weeaboo stickers all over your badge?

>> No.517134
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517134

FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT THINK THAT BEING A NEET IS A FUCKING FAD.

GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, LIVING LIKE SATOU IS NOT SOMETHING COOL YOU THINK IT'S COOL THINKING "HI GUYS I'M A NEET ATTENTION PLEASE!"

FUCKING MORONS.

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517139

>>517127

they're pins, and no, I haven't gotten any negative comments about them. I've also worn some pretty dorky shirts to work when we didn't have to be in our usual uniform and failed to get any comments.

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517153

>>517139
>jlist

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