/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

QUALITY down!

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

You're right. This thread is shit and the one who made it is worthless indeed

[Anonymous No.]

QUALITY up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164121
Buttmad underage trying to insult someone in the internetz.
Priceless.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shifty Scandaroon
There's your problem

[Anonymous No.]

Obligatory

[S BENZ No.]

Charisma UP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164129

Why even respond to that? Ninety percent of his posts consist purely of unwarranted bitching. Complaining about his posting is like complaining about the sun rising in the east. Just filter and move on with life.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5164129

>underage
>internetz

Yeah, sure.

Autistic. All of you are autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164141
It's not that big deal. Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164168

That post came out more pissed-sounding than I meant it to. Maybe I'm not as inured to him as I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

[thoughtless celestial No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164153
going to kill you dead, bot

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

Disregard that, I suck cocks

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5164262

No need to be jealous because I raped your mother.

I hope your entire family dies in a car crahs, you shitstain on humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164267
Get out of here along with the idoltards.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is that kid so angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164274
Because being angry is a very common human emotion.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5164270

I'm never going anywhere.

Even if you filter me,I still won't go away. So, you better start sucking my cock now, you already suck those faggot mugen and suigin's. You dirty whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164274
it's a ED/GNAA-grade /b/tard "troll" running a chatbot

[thoughtless celestial No.]

hey lets keep this thread on topic

[thoughtless celestial No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

Stop trying, Shitty, you'll never become Arcueid, no matter how hard you try.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5164396

Why would I want to be a nigger?

You're implying i'm trying to be somebody when this shit has been going on with me for far longer than that faggot's even been using the internet.

He's a fucking poser. Then again, what with black people and stealing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164295
Jealous that Suigin contributes in a way to the board while all you can do is be emo? Continue like that, and you'll become the next athens.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>5164396
are you trying to keep this on topic or are you trying to reignite a shitstorm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164404
Yeah, indeed, you totally didn't start using 4chan 1 year ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164411
What's the pixiv tag for these crouching images?

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5164412

I've been on 4chan since the beginning. I've been on /jp/ for a year. Get it fucking right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164411
Both. As long as there are images, its fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164415
And you get the fuck out, it is clear that you don't match the mood of this board. You may answer with either some of your usual whining or your usual "Hurr I'm the king of the world, suck my dick", it will only show how worthless you are.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>5164413
I have no idea, but
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=touhou+cowering&commit=Search

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164421
Be careful. He might manage a slobbering "butthurt" in response to something like that. You have no idea the depths of his inferiority.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5164421

>And you get the fuck out, it is clear that you don't match the mood of this board.

Tough shit?

Use your immature little filter there, big guy. I'm here to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164424
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164428
"Butthurt", "u mad", "frustrated", etc. are currently the official "I surrender from an argument the ad hominem way" phrases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164430
I never use filters. But you'll be the one to use a filter soon. For "Anonymous".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164434

[Anonymous No.]

UU~~★ UU~~★
(charisma down)
I'm tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164430
Ｂｕｔ　Ｉ　ｆｉｌｔｅｒｅｄ　Ａｎｏｎｙｍｏｕｓ。　
Ｙｏｕ　ｇｕｙｓ　ａｒｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｏｎｅｓ　
Ｉ　ｃａｎ　ｔａｌｋ　ｔｏ。。。

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>5164417
>As long as there are images, its fine by me.

any image is fine?

jokes aside...
>>5164415
>>5164417
I've been dragged into flamewar far too much to have a say. argue as much as you like you two.
or three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164448
Oh God, that position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164434
See, the problem is that you think there's any sort of argument or discussion going on. If there was, you'd be right. But since on 4chan it's just about trolling each other, you only loose when you get upset. In this case, u mad is a great way for some last ditch trolling to push your target over the edge.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164455
>In this case, u mad is a great way for some last ditch trolling to push your target over the edge.

Except this never works and only proves how ignorant you are. In reality, it's great for showing how much of a retard you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164455
Uh, no, that's not trolling, that's called "flaming". And flaming does not work that way. The only way "u mad" works right on /jp/ is when a Sion-ist uses it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164455
or would be, if it wasn't the trolled, mad people who use it to pretend they didn't get trolled.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164464
>The only way "u mad" works right on /jp/ is when a Sion-ist uses it.

No, that only results in the reply "At least I'm not a wigger like Sion."

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164474
Oh, no, I meant it as in, when someone uses it in the midst of an "owned and buttangery", Sion-styled bombardment.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164485
Oh, carry on, then.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164459
>>5164464
>>5164473
Not to troll, but these are EXACTLY the sorts of responses people are fishing for when they post a "u mad" macro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164679
u mad nobody got mad at you?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164679
So, people that use "u mad" images are intent on having other people point out that they are retards?

They're "M"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164685

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164685
This. Pointing out someone's a retard doesn't necessarily mean I say it while spewing flames from my mouth. These people apparently have been so fed up with being horribly owned in flamewars that they started thinking that just having someone responding to them equals winning. That's still /b/ level, to say the least.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164696
With age comes wisdom.

Sometimes.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164685
>>5164684
No, no. I'm just explaining. Whenever you respond to a troll, the troll wins. It doesn't matter what you respond with.

Trolls look for attention. Just look at Suigin pretending to be anons telling himself to fuck off--he's doing in the hopes of getting attention. This is why trolling is the perfect game for retards. You can be the biggest faggot the world has ever seen, but as long as someone responds to your retardedness they've sunk down to your level.

Just don't respond: they'll cry to themselves all alone and the board won't be clogged with idiotic flame wars. That's their entire goal and by responded you play right into it.

Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164696
Here is how it really works, the troll guy is having a blast, and the retard guy is just mad (but not butt mad) ;_;

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164706
You're overlooking the fact that the majority of "troll" threads turn into /jp/ natives making inane comments and posting the tritest shit imaginable because everything else is largely boring.

A thread that starts with "Japan? More like ATOMIC BOMPAN" and ends with a (convincing) thesis argument on why Sanae is a slut is the reason that you can't troll us: we simply operate on a different intellectual level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164719
>inane
Holy fucking facepalm Batman

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5164706
>Just look at Suigin pretending to be anons telling himself to fuck off
just be sure to post that screencap every time some anon tells me to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164725
Inane \In*ane"\, a. [L. inanis.]
Without contents; empty; void of sense or intelligence;
purposeless; pointless; characterless; useless. "Vague and
inane instincts." --I. Taylor. -- In*ane"ly, adv.
[1913 Webster]

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5164730
I mean every time I tell myself to fuck off while posting as anon to get attention

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164719
>A thread that starts with "Japan? More like ATOMIC BOMPAN" and ends with a (convincing) thesis argument on why Sanae is a slut is the reason that you can't troll us: we simply operate on a different intellectual level.

Please tell me the coordinates of your alternate universe in which this happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164731
lol trolled

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164735
Hey, what's Suigin's tripcode?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164731
The aforementioned post you highlight indicates a conundrum: is it simply an idiot, or an idiot pretending to say something idiotic in order to invite a comment about how idiotic they are, at which point they follow up with "I TROLL U".

I desire scrambled eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164706
>>5164715
And I'm just replying: that's not trolling. Look at this guy. This guy was a proper troll. As in, he made intentional logical fallacies just to piss off people, even if he had the same ideas with them. And he didn't seek attention, attention came to him naturally. Trolling is a art. Its purpose isn't gathering attention, it's having fun.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164739
White Ren#chilly

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164736
But his arguments were convincing! She is a slut.

>>5164740
>>5164738

Damn. Preempted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164738
>>5164740
Same person

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

also i only read one post itt but trolling and caring about trolls is so fucking nerdy and retarded you have no idea
just put strings on the troll wannabe kiddies and fight them acting like a retard for your amusement when you are bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164738
> lol trolled
I uhh... knew it was a troll all the time, yeah!! Laugh's on you!

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164764
>just put strings on the troll wannabe kiddies and fight them acting like a retard for your amusement when you are bored

I already made this point, suigin. Stop stealing my material, bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164764
You mean like this?>>5164485
Yeah, that's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164754
> sage

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164750
The degree of cleverness makes a difference, but only for the person watching. Even an idiot can shit up a board--and feel proud for doing so--as long as people reply. A truly clever or entertaining troll provides entertainment to those who are in on the joke, such as when anons made Oprah say over 9000 penises on live television. Another example the surreal inanity of mugen, whether he's an intentional retard or not.

A world of clever trolls is a more humorous one, but replying to terrible trolls only encourages them and reduces the global standards of trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164787
> entertainment
> over 9000
Back to /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, someone make a TM powerlevel thread to lure White Ren away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164797
Getting Oprah to think "over 9000 penises raping children" was real WAS masterful trolling, Mr. faux-elitist.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164787
If they're truly as stupid as you imply, then nothing is going to make them go away. They'll take lack of attention as a sign that they're really getting under people's skins, too.

Retards will be retards no matter the situation, so you might as well have fun pointing out what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164797
Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏ　ｉｄｅａ　ｗｈａｔ　Ｉ　ｓｈｏｕｌｄ　ｓａｙ　ａ
ｂｏｕｔ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｐｏｓｔ
Ｉｓ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｎｔｅｎｔｉｏｎａｌ　ｔｒｏｌｌｉｎｇ　ｏｒ　ｓｈ
ｅｅｒ　ｓｔｕｐｉｄｉｔｙ？

[Anonymous No.]

I only troll you guys because I love you so much.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164804
But I don't get involved in "powerlevel" threads. I just like discussing theory and such. "Strongest" is a relative term, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164787
When you put it that way, I can agree. But I still consider people of such low caliber not to be actual trolls, but rather shitposters. And whether you reply to these people or not doesn't really make a bit of difference; they're gonna shitpost either way. Good thing we have Meido-san for these situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164806
>>5164812
That post does not concern you, go to some other board like /a/ if you want to stir up shit.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164804
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164814
And we only respond because we love you too~♥

[Anonymous No.]

As a side question....

Who's worse, Shifty Scandaroon or deleted?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164825
By deleted, do you mean "He Who Must Not Be Named"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164821
Just make a new one. I, being a rabid TMfag, am very frustrated as there is no decent TM thread as of late...

[/jp/ Quality Control !oZ70Zbj6Rg No.]

QUALITY THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164840
Ｔｈｅ　゛Ｋｉｓｓ　ｍｙ　ｗｏｍｂ゛　ｇｕｙ？

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164818
I agree and accept your terms. This has been a most gentlemanly discussion.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5164825
both are underage and more retarded than I

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

> 5164825
> 5 5
>>5164847
> 5
Nevermind I asked.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5164842
Nobody wants to discuss the finer points of anything, so I sort of stopped caring about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5164861
Ｆｕｃｋ、　ｅｖｅｎ　ＫｏＧ　ｉｓ　ｈｅｒｅ。　Ｔｈｉｓ　ｔｈｒｅａ
ｄ　ｉｓ　ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ　ｅｐｉｃ。

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

I know you're all yellous of me, Because i get more cock up the butt then the rest of you, Sorry. I cant help it that I like to take it up the ass.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

[Anonymous No.]

QUALITY THREAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5165353
yeah