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5150827 No.5150827 [Reply] [Original]

Cute, huh?

>> No.5150830

Starter pokeymans get more and more retarded every season. This one's probably the worst.

>> No.5150832

It probably has the best looking 2nd evolution to compensate for this form.

>> No.5150842

What the hell is that supposed to be? Why is it wearing a sweater even though it's supposed to be an animal? And why there's a cock embroidered on said sweater?

>> No.5150843

What the fuck are those things below his/her eyes.

>> No.5150847

>>5150842
I thought it was a shellder.

>> No.5150849

>>5150843
It's a living salt shaker

>> No.5150853

>>5150843
Those are its real eyes.

>> No.5150861

Wotter is going to be the tortured Yukkuri of Pokemon.

>> No.5150867

>>5150861
wo- what?
wuter as in lolcats wuter?

>> No.5150872

The more I look at this little guy the more I like him.

Ever since he came out people's been talking shit about it, but I'm actually starting to like it.

I know which starter I'm going for. What about you, /jp/?

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>>5150872
Same here. I'm already tired of this guy, and no chance in hell I'm getting a pig either.

>> No.5150885

Smugleaf > Piglit > a shitlog with cum on it > Wotter

>> No.5150887

>>5150872

Don't ask me anything. I'm a tortured artist.

I totally want to convey the image of a skeleton ghost busking in the sewers of Paris.

>> No.5150891

>>5150872
I always judge by the Final Evolution.
That's why I chose Charmander, Tododile, Torchic, and whatever became Torterra.
So, we'll see.

>> No.5150896

>>5150843
tanasinn
(O) O (O)
∵   ^  ∵

>> No.5150897

Goddamn, pokemon gets more retarded by the minute.

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>>5150872
Definitely Wotter

HHHNNGGG

>> No.5150909

Wotter is a hideous attempt at recreating Piplup's marketing success. I seriously hope Game Freak decides to axe it for a different Water starter, though that's unlikely considering that it's official now.

>> No.5150917

>>5150891

>whatever became Torterra.

turtwig, you failure

>> No.5150922

>>5150917
Somewhere after Emerald, I lost my pokemon Drive.

>> No.5150926

We get awesome type combinations for our starters, and they look like...this.
Figures.

>> No.5150929

>>5150926
Ooh, they were revealed to be dual types? What are they?

>> No.5150932
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5150932

>My face when Game Freak makes 2 great starters and then throws this piece of shit in the mix

>> No.5150934

He doesn't give off the non-starter feel.

>> No.5150942

>>5150932
>implying he isn't the best starter in this generation

>> No.5150943

>>5150827
He's charming.

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5150948

Better?

>> No.5150963

>>5150948

OH YEAH

FAP FAP FAP

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>> No.5150967

>>5150948
...No, not at all.

>> No.5150970

Now watch as it gets the best final evolution and everyone starts picking it.

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>>5150967

>> No.5150979

>>5150948
Tits are too big.

>> No.5150982

>>5150979

They're grand

>> No.5150989

>>5150932
They are all questionable in quality and originality.

>> No.5150995

>>5150965
Needs a 5th panel.

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>>5150995

>> No.5151020

>>5150929
Dark/Fire
Grass/Fighting
Water/Psychic

>> No.5151021
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>>5151018

LAFFO

>> No.5151036

>>5151018
LOL

>> No.5151039

>>5151021

>GU-HUH

Why did I just hear banjo from Banjo-kazooie doing that in my head? Also, why did I feel compelled to do my best imitation out loud?

People are looking at me funny.

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>> No.5151053

>>5151039
Are you browsing /jp/ in public anon

Why would you do something like that? Browsing /jp/ is like fapping, it should be done alone in while in shame.

>> No.5151055

>>5151020
That's it? I am disappointed...

>> No.5151061

>>5151018
A pig is a Dark/Fire type.

Good god, Pokemon, what are you doing?

>> No.5151064

>>5151053
>while in shame.

But I'm not in shame when I fap.

>> No.5151065

>>5151053


Hey, I went on /jp/ in full view of about twenty people in an Apple Store. On an iPad.

Beat that.

>> No.5151076

>>5151064
Then go fap in front of your mom or the public, or while having both present. Liar.

>> No.5151078

>>5151076

Had sex in front of a crowd.

What do I win?

>> No.5151084

>>5151065
Sage for Arc using apple products.

>> No.5151088

>>5151047
It's true.

>> No.5151093

>>5151053

hahahaha I'm actually one of the anons who admitted to fapping in public in a thread about that a few weeks ago.

Truthfully, unless you're looking at a particularly H-laden thread, /jp/ looks like a rather nondescript message board to the casual eye. I did have this neckbeard kid go "AHAHAHA 4CHAN!!" at me once, but people tend not to give a shit.

>> No.5151095

>>5151076
I have no idea why you think anyone would like to "beat" that.

>>5151078
Go directly jail, without collecting 200 dollars.

>> No.5151096

>>5151078
I bet you're still a virgin. No woman would want to have sex with a nigger.

>> No.5151099

>>5151095
I didn't say anything about beating anything. Go back to school to get some basic reading comprehension.

>> No.5151105

>>5151096
You obviously haven't seen modern-day America.

>> No.5151113

>>5151096
>>5151105

Let him go, he's projecting his virginity on other people.

>> No.5151114

>>5151099 Here.

My first comment was not directed at >>5151076 but at >>5151065. My apologies.

>> No.5151131

>>5151084

I have had an iPhone for about two years, you are aware of this?

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>>5151114
>My apologies.
W-well now I just feel bad! S-stupid!

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>> No.5151137

>>5151131
Yeah, I'm like totally aware of the hardware preference of all the tripfriends on my beloved pile of shit board we have here.

Sage for Arc using Apple products.

>> No.5151142

>>5151137

You should be. You're the expert here, Anonymous.

We tripfags are but fools, mouths moving in the wind with roughly no substance.

I am disappoint.

>> No.5151144

>>5151137
I still laugh at how 4chan still doesn't understand the meaning of sa- ah fuck it

fuck you to hell too

>> No.5151152

>>5151144
Having trouble, retard? Would you like for me to finish that word for you, retard?

Okay, sa-DEAL WIT' IT, VIRGIN NERD.

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>>5151152

u mad?

>> No.5151170

>>5151152
lol don't call him a retard, bro, he is only PRETENDING, ok?

>> No.5151172

>>5151166
Not mad enough to go through the trouble of posting reaction images.

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>>5151172

>> No.5151180

>>5150896
Looks like I just found out how I'm going to name this guy.
Thank you.

>> No.5151181

What a great Pokemon!

>> No.5151182

>>5151174
But you posted these last night, try again.

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>>5151182

>> No.5151195

>>5151188
Try again Mr. Arc.

>> No.5151207

Wait what
Is it out yet?

>> No.5151210
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>>5151195

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>>5151061
HELL PIG

By the way, I'm hoping the final evolution of this Water starter resembles this guy at least a bit.

>> No.5151244

I have never played Pokémon in my life, except for 10 minutes when I played with a friends gameboy in school years ago. I feel like I should start playing it though - what game do I start with?

>> No.5151250

>>5151210
Create another zoom and maybe you'll win something.

>> No.5151254

>>5151244
Emerald or Platinum. You can easily emulate both of them.

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>>5151250

>> No.5151269

>>5151260
Nevermind, you'll win something after you back up a bit.

>> No.5151277

>>5151254
Are you kidding me? Platinum was BAD.
>>5151244
The first 3 generations were the best so chose one of those.

>> No.5151286

>>5151277
>Platinum was BAD.
Excuse me?

>> No.5151294

>>5151277
>The first 3 generations

3rd generation games are the worst.

2nd gen > 4th gen > 1st gen > 3rd gen

>> No.5151297

Actually I don't dislike it on the grounds that new pokemons look like digimons and new digimons look like gundams.
And the worst thing that could happen to this guy and the sumg leaf is that the pig final evo turns out to be a Ganon lookalike and everybody picks him.

>> No.5151300

>>5151244
Ignore this fag: >>5151277

Platinum is one of the best games.

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>>5151294

Listen to this anon. Start with 2nd gen.

>> No.5151308

>>5151297
>new digimons look like gundams

They're still making Digimons?

>> No.5151313

Start with the first gen like a normal person and follow with the second, third and fourth gens in order.

>> No.5151318

>>5151313
Chronological is for casuals

>> No.5151320

>>5151297
>new digimons look like gundams.
What.
Zakumon where?

>> No.5151321

>>5151318
and people who arent casuals are fucking nerds anyways

>> No.5151322

Gotta go with Tsutaja

The possibility of it becoming an awesome looking Grass/Dragon is too much to pass up

>> No.5151325

>>5151321
You're saying that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.5151333

>>5151325
it's nothing to be proud of

>> No.5151341

>>5151322
Ice.

>> No.5151350

>>5151308
The virtual pet and the cards/arcade still do well in Japan. A new animu was announced recently too.

>> No.5151356

>>5151341
4x weakness to Ice doesn't stop people from using Garchomp and Salamence

>> No.5151358

>>5151350
In which all the previous villians come back with dark and metal attatched to their names.
Exciting.

>> No.5151362

>>5151356
True, true...
...you know, I'd kinda prefer the water starter to be water/ice or something. Maybe a polar bear?

>> No.5151376

FAT
BALD
CLOWN

>> No.5151379

>>5151376
That is you future too if you don't kill yourself before hitting the 40s.

>> No.5151385

>>5151379
It's me already.

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>> No.5151412

>>5151385
Why so bald?

>> No.5151432

>>5151412
Genetics. I started losing my hair at 17, now I shave it off because I look even older with the little hair I have left.

>> No.5151454

>>5151432

Me too, I started going bald after I turned 19.

Shit sucks.

>> No.5151475

>>5151432
>started losing my hair at 17,

Oh wow, I thought that was only possible in Zetsubou Sensei.

>> No.5151512

>>5151475
Me, my father, his father and two of my cousins have it. It's a good thing for the gene pool that I'm not going to reproduce.

>> No.5151552

>>5151475

Nah, it's actually pretty common.

>> No.5151565

>>5151512
Oh, and I might let the bit of hair I still have grow a bit so people stop asking me whether I'm a neonazi.

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Hopefully Firepig evolves into something like this...

>> No.5153325

>>5151552
Yeah, my sister lost the whole back of her hair at 17-18. now all she has is a bit of longish hair going down either side of her head. like twin ponytails, but with bald/buzz cut in between them. It's humorous.

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