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I WANNA GO TO GENSOKYO

>> No.5149118

Get in line.

>> No.5149127

TOUGH SHIT YOU NEET WANKER

>> No.5149137

we all want to go to gensyoko

>> No.5149136

It's all in your head, mary

>> No.5149138
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5149138

MariXRenko thread now

>> No.5149143

If you went to Gensokyo, all your NEET fantasies about having the perfect touhou waifu that you don't need to make compromises with and will both definitely and always love you forever unconditionally and without any sort of arguments or troubles would be disintegrated.
No, it is best that we keep fantasy as fantasy...

>> No.5149159

A club of two sounds suspicious and gay

>> No.5149167

>>5149137

I wouldn't want to live in Gensokyo unless I were the little girl. Preferably with some sort of magic powers or something.

Otherwise things would just turn out LAKE END, GRIMDARK END, or boring-life-in-the-human-village end.

>> No.5149172

>>5149167
Humans from the outside world are revered
until they get eaten.

>> No.5149175

>>5149159
they are lesbians in 192Øs Japan, they need to be discreet

>> No.5149178

>>5149172
Dude, stop the hate

youkai are our friends

>> No.5149182

>>5149167
Don't imply that we don't want to be little girls

>> No.5149185

>>5149178
Friends dont eat friends man ;_;

>> No.5149193 [DELETED] 

What would happen if all/a fair number of (numbers are irrelevant.. just an indefinitely yet surprisingly unintimidating group of people above 30 and below 10,000) /jp/fags and Japanese touhou fans managed to get to Gensokyo, all magically learn the same language with equal proficiency that is used not only by them but by Gensokyo as well in a we-need-to-fix-this-plothole sort of way without too much emphasis on that fact, and live all their days there, and manage to avoid any sort of war?

What would the group be like?
How would it affect Gensokyo?
How would the touhous feel about it?
Where would they live in Gensokyo?
What sort of jobs would they have?

We

>> No.5149195

>>5149193
Samefag here.
I don't know how that extra "we" got in.
Ignore it.

>> No.5149196

>>5149193
>We
Did someone killed him before he finished his post?

>> No.5149202

>>5149138
how can renko put up with mary's bullshit?
she's a scientist for fuck's sake..

>> No.5149215

>>5149202
well me and my roommate get along fine. I'm a superstitious fuck(modernized since I do study a lot of sciences and philosophies). And he has nothing to do with superstition and he majors in physics and the trades. we get along fine and infact he likes to listen to my philosophies on life and the afterlife.

>> No.5149224

>>5149215
purest form of love

>> No.5149227
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5149227

who needs gensokyo

lets make our own westen gensokyo, Avalon!

durandal head is a silly hat
zeus is a loli
thor and loki are lesbians
etc

>> No.5149232

>>5149227
no

>> No.5149233

>>5149202
how can mom put up with your bullshit?
she's working class for fuck's sake..

>> No.5149243

>>5149227
I'd play it!

>> No.5149242

>>5149202
Maeribel moved to Japan and became friends with Renko.
Mary started to have those Gensokyan dreams and decided to study psychology to learn more about the meaning of them.
She started talking a lot about her wild delusions and Renko feared for her health.
Renko subsequently established the club to keep an eye on her.

>> No.5149241

>>5149233
she's dead, faggot ;_;

>> No.5149260

>>5149227
Learn your mythology, Loki is a MILF

>> No.5149263
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>>5149175
...only they actually live in future Japan. Space tourism and all that.
Also, obligatory:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/636195/

>> No.5149270

>>5149263
A wild mitori was close by i see.

>> No.5149272

>>5149260
but to appease all the lolicons she would surely choose the body of a loli, or atleast jailbait.

>> No.5149276

>>5149270
Roadsigns are not a rarity in the outside world.

>> No.5149277

>>5149227
wait, isn't there already a Seihou?

>> No.5149284

>>5149260
>Learn your mythology, Loki is a MILF

so? that didnt stop both Loki and Thor of having a lot of "adventures" together

>> No.5149330

>>5149260
and thor is a trap

>> No.5149340

Going to Gensokyo is easy. Just get born with crazy border powers and then dream yourself there and don't wake up.

>> No.5149344

>>5149143
>If you went to Gensokyo, all your NEET fantasies about having the perfect touhou waifu
>If you went to Gensokyo

if you went to gensokyou you'd be dead in a matter of minutes, varying on where you went, seconds if its in the garden of the sun

>> No.5149351

>>5149340
>dream yourself there and don't wake up.
brb trying this now.

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>>5149351
I just realized that even with all my Touhou escapism faggotry over the last couple years that I've never once dreamed about going to Gensokyo.

>> No.5149392

Sure feels like lucid dreaming in here.

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Lucid_Dreaming
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Lucid_Dreaming/Induction_Techniques
http://www.ld4all.com/guide.html

>> No.5149404

I wouldn't want to be born in Gensokyo.
People there are mean ;_;

>> No.5149409

>>5149392
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f96Tp4iH_m8
It is a good hear.

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>>5149404
Not all people are.

>> No.5149416

No internet. Can only live there at most 5 minutes.

>> No.5149424

>>5149412
Random people undressing in front of me = Mean
:<

>> No.5149425 [DELETED] 

bored girl here - im bored and lonely, someone get on msn n chat with me! 79
im so booooored, wanna cam? xkitty777@hotmail.com .. 31

>> No.5149428

>>5149424
no it's not, it's fucking awesome, as long as their younger than 50(older than 10) and female, or atleast trap worthy material.

>> No.5150642

I love renko's outfit

>> No.5150653
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>>5149409
>Implying I listen to pretentious weeaboo shit music, and not light hearted anime OP's like drrr and angel beats

>> No.5150672

>>5150642
Who doesn't?

>> No.5150671

The only way you'll be able to survive in Gensokyo is if you LEARN TO USE YOUR POWER.

If you don't, you'll most likely die in five minutes.

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>> No.5150736

>>5150653
Nobody is implying anything, and that makes you a faggot.

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5150762

oh noes...

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>>5150736

>> No.5150781

>>5150762
>...
>...
>...I'm moving.
>Where to?
>...Gensokyo.
>...oh.
>...
>...

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>> No.5150821

>>5150779
You must be new here.
This is Whine Ren.
Ignore him.

>> No.5150837

Best way to live once you get there is to go ask for the liver of someone who had the Hourai Elixir

>> No.5150873 [DELETED] 
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>>5150837
"lalala, I'm anonymous walking around gensokyo, a-lalalala, oh, hey, you must be Mokou"
"Why, yes, that's me"

Is this what you had in your mind or am I missing something?
"Can I eat your liver?"
"Yes, just wait a sec I'll rip it right ouAAARGHNABLUEGHUUUHnnn-uh. Here you go!"
"Thanks!"

>> No.5150888

>My face when post deleted
>Reactionimage.jpg

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>>5150837
"lalala, I'm anonymous walking around gensokyo, a-lalalala, oh, hey, you must be Mokou"
"Why, yes, that's me"
"Can I eat your liver?"
"Yes, just wait a sec I'll rip it right ouAAARGHNABLUEGHUUUHnnn-uh. Here you go!"
"Thanks!"

Is this what you had in your mind or am I missing something?

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>>5150888

>> No.5151077

>>5150889
YUP! Promise to be her slave or something, Not like you have any powers.
Sides you can always bring some medical stuff to numb her.

>> No.5151085

>>5150905
Horrible shop job

>> No.5151102

>>5151085
That's not a shop. I really capped it.

I have no idea at all why you'd think I'd shop something like that.

>> No.5151115

>>5151102
I'm more interested in why the fuck you would cap that

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>>5149202

a fair question

>> No.5151127

>>5151115
Because the eating liver things always comes up, regardless of how unlikely it sounds to actually succeed with something like it.

I collect silly caps from /jp/.

It's my hobby.

>> No.5151140

>>5151127

Do you then post those caps in the threads where /jp/ pretends to be SERIOUS BUSINESS 24/7 and an elite society of sages and wise-men who have locked themselves away in their rooms to attain enlightenment?

>> No.5151146

>>5151127
Why would you bother capping /jp/? It's all archived anyway.

>> No.5151149

>>5151146


Oh, not 'all'.

Just what they want you to see.

>> No.5151151

>>5151127
It worked for Gensokyo Man, it could work for us.
We just have to not be a wuss and eat the damn thing.

>> No.5151162

>>5151149
What they want me to see is still way more than I actually want to see.

>> No.5151164

>>5151149
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH?
OK YOU JUST ANGERED AN EXPERT /JP/ ILLUMINATUS
ET CETERA

>> No.5151203

>>5151140
No I do not. I cap /jp/ in secret, I have never shared any caps. This is true. I don't want anybody to know I actually browse 4chan, not even 4chan itself.

>>5151146
And go through an entire archive because I remember seeing ONE funny conversation? No thank you.

>> No.5151209

>>5151151
Really? IF you were offered immortality by way of eating a liver, You'd wuss out?

Get the fuck over is pussy, Id eat that thing as soon as they handed it to me and ask for seconds. Not like you can even fucking get sick since the elixir prevents that.

>> No.5151219

>>5151164

Did you 'abandon sex for higher purposes' too?

>> No.5151237

>>5151209
Read my post again. Wuss out as "Uwaaaah, eating livers is scaaaary!"

>> No.5151245

>>5151203

> This is true

Hahaha, you don't REALLY think ANYONE here is GULLIBLE enough to BELIEVE something SOMEBODY says just because they say it's TRUE....right?

>> No.5151246

>>5151237
>He still thinks eating liver is scary

>> No.5151251

>>5151245
>ask TRUTH

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>>5151246
I DON'T. That's what I said. Twice.

>> No.5151267

You've got to cook it right. It's far too easy to get it dry and rubbery.

>> No.5151274

>>5151267
I believe the liver has to be eaten raw, So its better to get it straight

>> No.5151278

>>5151245
But /jp/ is the naive and moe kind of socially retarded.

>> No.5151289

>>5151274
Some well-caramelized onions and red wine gravy will go a long way.

>> No.5151387

>>5151289
They should open up an immortal liver kitchen, They'll get rich quickly

>> No.5151471

>>5150762
cool kids made fun of sanae

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