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5143265 No.5143265 [Reply] [Original]

plz help

Having to go to Japan tomorrow.

Spend next 18 months there.

I don't know anything about Japan.

How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.

ITT Japan 101

Natives (if there are any) appreciated.

>> No.5143277

>>>/int/

>> No.5143287 [DELETED] 

>How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.

watch lots and lots of hentai and do exactly the opposite of what the women do.

also we don't know shit about traveling to japan.

>>>trv

>> No.5143286

Katawa Shoujo

>> No.5143292

>How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.

You have a knee and they have a penis.Think about it.

>> No.5143293

>plz help
no

>> No.5143295

Wear pants.

>> No.5143291

>>5143265
>How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.

watch lots and lots of hentai and do exactly the opposite of what the women do.

also we don't know shit about traveling to japan.

>>>/trv/

>> No.5143299

>How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.

That's impossible.

>> No.5143302
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>>5143293
Please I need help

>> No.5143303
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5143303

I had a horrible dream this night. I fluently spoke Japanese, was living there everything went fine until I had to go to the bathroom. The lock on the door was broken. Son of a bitch.

>> No.5143304

You are not kawaii uugu

>> No.5143309

Rent, education, etiquette, these would all be appreciated.

>> No.5143310

>>5143302
You again?
Why don't you just give up and die already?

>> No.5143315

>How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.
I think the question is "How DO I get old perverted men to place their hands up my skirt in trains."

>> No.5143314

>>5143302

Not me.

>> No.5143313

>>5143302
/jp/ is not a board about Japan. We don't know any more about their mysterious country than you do.

again
>>>/trv/
>>>/int/

>> No.5143312

>>How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.

Guide their dicks up there first, they'll leave their hands on your breasts in that situation.

>> No.5143317

>>5143310
PLEASE

>> No.5143324

Remove your skirt before boarding the train, then perverted men will not be able to place their hands under it.

>> No.5143333

>>5143324
GENIUS!!

>> No.5143357

>>5143324
That completely defeats the point.

>> No.5143359

>>5143357
It solves it completely.

>> No.5143360

>>5143315
Actually your wrong too It's "How DO I get YOUNG perverted men to place their hands up my skirt in trains."

>> No.5143363

1. Don't wear a skirt, wear really lame trousers that would be outdated and ugly even in Japan.

2. Tie your hair up in a bun with your forehead showing wide open, this is a turn off for most men.

3. Do not show cleavage, ass cracks, thighs, legs, feet, armpits or hard nipples at ALL times. Needless to say, keep your goddamn self covered and wear ugly clothes. Thinking "oh its summer so its understandable" only creates you your own oblivious weakness.

4. Make eye contact if some weird fuck is staring you down. Scream "CHIKAN" if he tries to touch you, but only use physical assault if he's actually trying to rape you as it could backfire otherwise.

5. Always stay near pretty boys, or virgin looking nerds, they are hero complex and stupid enough to try and save you to try and get a "reward" out of you later.

>> No.5143370

>>5143360
Dude, fuck no. Old men have more money and are more experienced.

>> No.5143385

>How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.

Just learn to enjoy it, it's not like they're raping you or anything. I swear, women are the most selfish people on the planet, would it kill you to let a bitter old salaryman brighten his day with some innocent groping?

>> No.5143391

>>5143385
You want your beloved waifu getting molested by another man?

Don't lie you selfish fuck.

>> No.5143395

>>5143359
Illogical.

Spockface.jpg

>> No.5143410

>>5143265
> How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.

Don't wear skirts on trains.

-or-

Don't ride trains when they are packed with people like that.

Other stuff: be conscientious about not touching your face. Japanese think it's weird how much white people touch their faces. Since your apparently a girl, try to cover your mouth when you laugh. Be polite and say Excuse me/I'm sorry even if it isn't your fault. Don't eat or drink while walking around and especially not on the train, bus, or in a car. Expect people to stare at you and try to start conversations in very very bad English out of the blue. Don't kiss or make out in public. If you use a public or shared bath with other females, they may ogle you a bit; that's normal (obviously it's not normal if it's guys ogling you, but whatever floats your boat). Don't be an otaku nerd, liking anime (beyond the mainstream crap like Naruto) or video games is high frowned upon. Manga is okay, but still don't act like your life revolves around it.

Japanese whisky is ranked among the best in the world. Have some!

>> No.5143408

Hey, there's no way Japanese men would dare to grope foreigner. OP has no chance.

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>>5143363
>2. Tie your hair up in a bun with your forehead showing wide open, this is a turn off for most men.

>> No.5143409

OP here, how can I get myself some (legal) sex/how 2 get boyfrand/boyfrand-girlfrand etiquette.

>> No.5143426

>>5143265

>How do I not get old perverted men placing their hands up my skirt in trains.

Just yell "chikan" and you'll be rich

>> No.5143429

>>5143410

>Don't be an otaku nerd, liking anime

It's cool bro, I really have no interest in anmox desus.

>> No.5143431

>>5143391
I wouldn't know, but seeing how I have no qualms with people masturbating to my 2D waifu, I'd probably be more open to it than you think. Sure, flirting or something like is a definite no, but letting someone grope you on a train is perfectly fine.

>> No.5143435
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>>5143400
Problem?

>> No.5143439

>>5143370
>more money
i doubt anyone cares about that

>> No.5143447

>>5143410
>Don't be an otaku nerd, liking anime (beyond the mainstream crap like Naruto) or video games is high frowned upon. Manga is okay, but still don't act like your life revolves around it.

This isn't really true. Most people don't give a fuck as long as you don't give off a NEET/Hikki look, or better yet, attractive. It works the same fucking way in U.S, really. Nothing matters as long as you're one or more of the following:
1. Wealthy.
2. Attractive.
3. Popular

>> No.5143462

>>5143431
Are you trying to say your "openness" with a fictional character would apply to real life?

... Good luck.

>> No.5143465

>>5143410
>Japanese whisky is ranked among the best in the world.
It is?
I once went to some whiskey-tasting thing and an Asian whiskey of some sort was passed around for people to smell. Frankly, it smelled like ammonia, and since then I've been thinking Asians don't know shit about whiskey. I guess I was wrong.

>> No.5143496

>>5143462
Enjoy never having a real girlfriend because you are an insecure, possessive bastard.

>> No.5143531

>>5143496
>insecure and possessive
Typical /jp/ defense mechanism. You implied you've never even had a girlfriend with the "would" there, so your words aren't really worth anything. Come back when you've actually experienced a relationship, kid. I think I'll be okay with not having people molest my waifu on the train.

>> No.5143554

>>5143465
http://whiskycompetition.com/blog/results/
http://www.maltmaniacs.org/2009-whisky-awards.html
http://www.whiskymag.com/awards/wwa/2008/best_single_malt.php
OTOH, if it was Chinese, it probably WAS ammonia.
http://nonjatta.blogspot.com/2008/09/johnnie-worker-and-his-red-cough-cough.html

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>>5143465
Apparently it is. I went on a tasting tour in Scotland and they were raving about the single malt coming out of Japan.

>> No.5143578

Didn't some trains get separate women-only cars last year? I vaguely remember something of the sort.

>> No.5143587

YOU ARE FUCKED.
Oh, if only you knew OP...

>> No.5143588
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>>5143431
>Sure, flirting or something like is a definite no, but letting someone grope you on a train is perfectly fine.
This is...just so wrong on so many levels.

>> No.5143607

>>5143360
No, no, no.
It's ""How do I get ALL perverted men to place their hands up my skirt in trains."

>> No.5143619

U GON GET RAPED ALL EVERY DAY

haha i keed, i keed. I live in japan, and I've never heard of it happening among any of my friends with ovaries. It's one of those "oh crazy japan!!" things that everyone hears about, but never actually happen. Like the typical idea of a japanese gameshow. They're few and far between. Most tv here is just a bunch of "famous for being famous" idols sitting around watching clips of shit.

>> No.5143632

>>5143619
>Implying that people actually BELIEVED that you'd be constantly raped in Japan.

>> No.5143665

using this shitty /b/ thread to say that Dio died

>> No.5143735

>>5143665
wut wut truly?

>> No.5143738

>>5143665

bad vibes bro

>> No.5143793

>>5143410
I don't get it. What's so bad about eating or drinking on trains?

>> No.5143824

>>5143738
whose vibes are those vibes?

>> No.5143834

>>5143824

the vibes of the bearer of bad news.

>> No.5144052

be careful in crowded trains.

>> No.5144087

Japs don't like gaijin women anyway. You're safe.

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