/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit this is ingenious.

[Anonymous No.]

dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

What every hiki needs, a random chance of suicide machine that doubles as a monitor

[Anonymous No.]

stop it. my brother died that way.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

What a setup.
If it were me, I might turn over in my sleep, nudge those table legs, and get an unpleasant wake-up call to the face, so I'll stick to the standard desk method of computer usage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5139962
Until the monitor falls and crushes the guy's skull.

[Anonymous No.]

that's perfectly safe.

[Anonymous No.]

At least buy a flat screen.

[Anonymous No.]

Pray there ain't no earthquakes.

[Anonymous No.]

If only it weren't for the fact that it would eventually fall down onto my head, I'd fucking do that too.
Fucking awesome.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5139962
ingenius if it was screwed into something more secure.

this is just unsafe. on slight bump on the the table beside him and he will get a face full of monitor. trust me, having a monitor hit your face hurts enough, having on aided by gravity will more than likely break your nose. and give you a concussion.

[Anonymous No.]

He's going to fall asleep, his right shoulder will push the table on the right and his face will get crushed by that 25kg monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>HE STILL USE BIG ASS SCREEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>5139976
A CRT from that height would do more than break his nose.

[Anonymous No.]

if it was a TFT, I could understand. But this is just stupid. Especially in an earthquake-plagued country like Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5139968
>>5139976
Sturdy tables.

[Anonymous No.]

LCD MONITOR
CEILING MOUNT

ENJOY YOUR SUPERIOR SETUP

[Anonymous No.]

Use a widescreen lcd instead and set it to a 4:3 resolution with fixed aspect ratio scaling. Then duct tape to the tables. All the win with none of the risks.

[Anonymous No.]

I does this it work well! I accident crush face now have autism and get money from govment! win-win!

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>5139984
It's just a couple feet, I don't think it could crush his skull.
CRTs aren't really that heavy, for all their bulk.
It would sure teach him a lesson about ingenuity and safety precautions, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I have one of those Sony CRTs and its more than 25 Kgs. A mashed head to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5139976
>break your nose. and give you a concussion.
The screen motherfucker, the screen.
That shit wouldn't just "give him a concussion"
His face would be fucking obliterated.
He would die, or at the very least be in critical condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5139999
>crush my face
>now I have autism

wut

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5139984
no it won't. trust me. it will break his nose and maybe fracture his skull. but it won't kill him.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140007
have you ever tried busting up a CRT monitor? it's fucking sturdy as all hell. the monitor would still be in one piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140010
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140010
that is hard to believe

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140015
because someone decide to throw a CRT monitor at my face one day. it hurt like all hell but it was no worse than someone taking a large(1000 pages 12x10 inch) hard cover book and hitting you in the face with it. but I did get a good lump on my head when the back of my skull hit the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5139952
What an idiot. If that thing falls he'll not only become autistic but he'll also catch the ugly. Oh wait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140022
I'd say thats different from the CRT falling on your face

[Anonymous No.]

he's gonna dodge to the left if it fall even when he's at sleep. he's hardcore like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd think spending some money on a better monitor and a mount setup would be worth it over a crushed face.

[Anonymous No.]

If that hits him, it'll probably break his glasses.

Then it'll be like that episode of the Twilight Zone, a hikki stuck in a room full of visual novels with no glasses.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

This is how I would do it, if I was capable of relaxing enough to sleep in a cramped space like that.
Total cost of setup: 0$, I could totally pull it off with stuff on hand.
Risk of injury, 0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140030
Intense danmaku training!

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140028
it is.
but taking into account the general weight, and strength of a CRT monitor and the amount of Mass x Acceleration needed to completely destroy/crush/maim the human skull to the point of killing a man is much more than the weight and distance that the CRT monitor can provide I can discern that the person that the CRT monitor falls on will be hurt but not critically. the screen won't break either because of the low amount of acceleration and the fact that the head will roll left or right when the monitor lands, thus decelerating the monitor to the point were the screen won't smash. also when I went to go break a CRT monitor I had to throw the screen face down from 8 feat just to fracture the screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140022
>throw a CRT monitor
>get hit by a falling CRT monitor
Different.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, why not just get a glass table?

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140063
too expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140051
It's not all about the breaking the skull.
What about the trauma it would cause to his brain?
Plus, he's wearing glasses; He would at least go blind if they break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140078
Samefag here.
>would at least go blind if they break.
Sorry. Meant to say "could go blind if they break".

[Naked !snakelCo7o No.]

Don't forget, despite his injuries, getting to a hospital would mean he'd have to go outside.

His injuries would remain untreated.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140078
since his head is stationary and against something solid, it won't cause the head to accelerate to the point of serious brain trauma. and the transfer of kinetic energy is rather moot when hitting something that's not going to accelerate into it's own direction.

as for him wearing glasses? they won't shatter, and in reaction the person under the monitor will close his eyes. if the glass in his glasses do break they will only cut his eyelids. and if he's asleep? he won't be wearing his glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

If that was an LCD, it'd probably break rather than your face.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140092
when it comes to survival. conscious decision rarely has a say in what the brain and body want you to do. when injured, the basic human impulse is to seek help. if you do not react to your injuries. it means you are either dead/in shock/ or the injuries aren't serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140100
>implying hikkimori have any survival instinct.
>basic human impulse

Another basic human impulse is reproduction, but you don't see too many hikkis partaking in that, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140093
Yet, he's asleep in the picture and he's wearing his glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140115
nb4 someone responds seriously to this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140121
it doesnt look like he is sleeping

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140115
But I do know of countless Hiki partaking in masturbation, which stems the tides of sexual desire (the basic impulse to mate and reproduce)

If a Hiki got seriously injured. he would want help if he was in danger of dieing. but since most hiki rarely get SERIOUSLY hurt, they stay where they are.

as for emo suicidal wrist slashing, that's just a call for attention. if they want to die and succeed, it only means that their will was stronger than their instinct.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140121
I don't think he's sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, it looks too me like his eyes are closed.. but I guess you couldn't sleep with your left hand like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140140
I forgot to hit the reply button.

That was a reply to >>5140137

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140140
you've never watched someone sleeping have you? its rather amusing some of the bizarre positions people sleep in. so yes, a person can sleep like that.

also. he's Asian. squinted eyes. plus the fact that there's light shining on his face from the window should suggest to you that he could be squinting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140134
See? >>5140131 What'd I tell ya?
Even when you're clearly joking.
/jp/ is strange like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140149
>yes, a person can sleep like that.
>he could be squinting.
So, pretty much like I said in my post still.. he could be sleeping or he could not be sleeping

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140172
yes. but referring back to one of my earlier posts. his eyes would be closed. if his glasses did break, they would not shatter, so they would only slightly cut his eyelids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140172
in my opinion the fact that his hands are on the keyboard and on the mouse suggest that he is not sleeping, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140182
Fucktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140180
The topic changed and now you're confusing me.
Damn it. now I have to click through all the replies again.

[Anonymous No.]

What part of smashed skull did you all miss? That Sony monitor weighs at least 50 pounds I have one. That fucker would be dead in short order.
This is a fucking death trap.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140231
did you pass any of your physics classes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140233
You're a goddamn idiot.

I can barely even lift my monitor, if it fell 2-3ft onto my face my skull would crack instantly. No question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140233
You don't need rocket science to tell that would fucking hurt if it landed on your face? Also, CRTs need to be specially discharged before being serviced, since they store deadly electricity.

[Anonymous No.]

That is almost a Meter above his head. He is dead meat if it falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140246
Yeah, no. While it's true that allowing a CRT's caps to discharge across your chest is prettymuch a recipe for death, that's not going to happen in this situation.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140240
ok let me put this into a math equation you could understand

50Id X 2 FPS = no greater than 980 N force. it takes greater than 1500 N force to crush the skull.

you have a better chance of dieing by jumping face first into the pavement from a standing point of 3 feet of the ground. which would put all your weight onto your skull. but seeing as how I'm still alive. and people throughout history have fallen onto their heads from greater height, are still alive.

tell me, what does that tell you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140240
Take it easy.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140246
again, it takes a great amount of force (or a hammer) to break a CRT screen.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140256
>50Id
I meant 50Ib.

[Anonymous No.]

Frankly, who cares about the physics. If you do this, you're a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140256
It tells me you take physics too literally.

980 is close enough to your supposed 1500, even if by some miracle if doesn't crack the skull it's still going to break your nose and give your a massive concussion that would likely lead to death, unless he was rushed to a hospital immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

If we assume that the monitor is 1m above the user's head, upon falling it will hit the user in approximately 0.45s, at a speed of 4.4m/s.

Assuming, for lack of any real data, that it takes 0.1s for the monitor to stop moving after contacting the user's head, the monitor will impart 11,070N of force due to the collision, plus another 250N from its own weight. That's a total of 11,320N, which is equivalent to 1,153kg.

That is more than a ton.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140267
refer to my firs post>>5139976

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140262
The CRT doesn't have to break for it to kill you. I will simply bash your brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

I just went and roughly weighed this exact monitor and it is around 43 pounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140280
We already addressed that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140280
See: >>5140093

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140269
hhhmmm....I guess it's been too long since my last physics class. (or I'm just tired and my math was way off)

but even then, considering that the weight is distributed across a wider area, and that the weight is on the skull for close to 0.1 seconds, it shouldn't cause critical damage, a fracture or to but nothing indented.

bah I'm tired.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know who to believe any more.
How about we just say it's a fucking stupid thing to do and call it a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140301
Ah, so it could be fatal, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5139967
I'd doubt you would ever wake up.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140308
skull fractures aren't fatal. unless it indented. if it's just a fracture, you will have a bad bad headache for a few weeks since you would be concussed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140269
So you're telling me that if I drop a CTR from 1m height it will have the same weight as a small car?
Yeah, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140319
MOMENTUM

[Anonymous No.]

If you look closely you'll see his face is censored, meaning he is immune to the effects of a CRT to the face.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140319
for about a fraction of a second.

I've seen footage of a dude's head getting run over by a large car(olds mobile), and lived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140317

That wasn't what I meant.
I am tired too, as well as being a naturally absent-minded person.
I was referring to the fact that your math could be off... Don't bother thinking too much about it.
The thought process that went through my mind when I made that post was bizarre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140319
For about a tenth of a second, yes. The reason why fast things hitting other things isn't because they're going fast. It's because they're stopping very,very quickly.

Newton's second law of motion, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140330
>fast things hitting other things
fast things break when hitting other things

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140322
That was actually pretty good timing, anon.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140330
yes, my favourite street moto.

going fast never hurt anybody, it's suddenly becoming stationary that gets yah.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the force of two cars hitting each other at 50 mph equal the force of a single car hitting a wall at 50 mph?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140321
Look at your floor. Yeah, that floor under your feet. Chances are that there's another room underneath it. If not, just go upstairs, and look at the floor there.
You still following? Good.
Now imagine you're holding a standard CRT monitor. You know, these things that an average human can lift without much problems. And, just hypothetically, let's say you hold it 1 meter above the floor we so throughoughtly studied before.
Okay, here comes the difficult part, drop the thing. Theoretically, of course. Now, just let your imagination play: the monitor's falling, gaining velocity, falling, closer to the floor...
BAM
It hit the floor. Now what does our intact human mind imagine about a CRT monitor falling from 1 meter height? Well who would have guessed, the floor is still intact, not a scratch even!
Yeah, now imagine a car being parked on the very same floor. Chances are that if your house is old, CRACK
suddenly the car's potential energy is about 3m less, which means that it cracked right through your old piece of shit floor.

Again, you wanted to tell me that a falling CRT is as heavy as a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5139952
TWENTY ONE INCH CRT

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140337
No. Relative velocities are 100mph. Assuming you're talking about a head-on collision of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140337
RELATIVE SPEED
>>5140326
Multiplying speed by frames per second...

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140337
yes

>>5140331
not always. you must consider mass, weight, density of the object. a bullet with little mass and weight but great density with it acceleration penetrates solid objects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140340
To be honest, I would be very very surprised if a car would be heavy enough to break a floor. A truck I could see, but floors are a LOT stronger than you give them credit for. Even "old piece of shit" floors are usually shoddy in specific places, not weak in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140344
Yes, two cars both going 50 mph in a head-on collision.

It would have the same force as a single car hitting a wall at 100 mph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140347
>Yes

You're a retard, take physics again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140340
>In classical mechanics, momentum (pl. momenta; SI unit kg·m/s, or, equivalently, N·s) is the product of the mass and velocity of an object (p = mv)

Again, you wanted to tell me that a falling CRT doesn't gain momentum while a car does?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140355
The car would impact the wall and move backwards equal to the force it hit it with.

What kind of dumbass question is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140355
Diamonds are not a metal, but you knew that didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140363
Carbon is the hardest metal on the periodic tablet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140354
What I want to tell you is that a CRT dropped from 1m does not gain enough acceleration to hit with over 10000N.
Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140350
>>5140347
>>5140345
>>5140344
>>5140340
>>5140337
>>5140321
>>5140301
>>5140269
>>5140267
>>5140256

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140345
I was multiplying by feet per second.
>>5140340
not entirely, grab all your family members and put them into the same room, 2000 pounds is a ton. i'm pretty sure your floor was meant to have a good amount of weight on it since its generally has to put up with a 200 ib couch, and another 400 ibs in other furniture. and since I've had 8 people all weighing more than 200ibs in the same room. I can safely say that a living room or bedroom floor can withstand a small car.

and again a ton isn't much if its there for 1/10 of a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140348
Also, floors being the flexible structures they are, will have quite a significantly higher strength instantaneously than they would continuously.

>>5140360
>>5140363
You should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140355
Diamond is strong but brittle. It won't deform, it will crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140367
Carbon is not a metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140360
>>5140363
>>5140367
>>5140373
>>5140374
I can scarcely believe that I have to post this. What happened to you, Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Physics/General

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140374

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140383
>/jp/ - Physics/General
Should that be "/jp/ - Physics Culture" now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140369
>CRT dropped from 1m does not gain enough acceleration to hit with over 10000N.
Yes it can!
Lets make the math:
p = mv
p=10000kg·m/s
v~4.4m/s
m=p/v =10000/4.4=2272kg=5.008lbs
the CRT would merely need to be 5 pounds and his head would be pancake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140355
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140363

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140402
>10000kg

Haha you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Will this be on the quiz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140430
/jp/ quiz

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140414
I don't buy this bullshit.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140402
WTF?

dude that math is not right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140430
Shut up! You're giving them ideas jerkass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140436
you weren't supposed too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5139952
Whenever I see pictures of this that appear to be in Japan I just think of how much that would suck if there were a minor earthquake while he was sitting under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140402
>the CRT would merely need to be 5 pounds and his head would be pancake.
????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140402
>2272kg=5.008lbs

How did convert 2272 kilograms to 5.008 pounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140414
According to God, the hardest metal known to man is Dragon Force. It's folded over 10000 times you know.

[Anonymous No.]

This is now a /sci/ thread.

Atheists: If evolution is true, how come no one knows how magnets work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140451
google'd "2272kg to pounds".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140462
Theists: If god exists why are you allowed to touch little girls down there but I am not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140456
but you'd have to fight your way through the fire and flames to obtain such a metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140464
2272 kilograms = 5 008.9026 pounds

I think you're google is broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140466
answer: karma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140471
Still stands.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140480
no because than the monitor would have to be two and a half tons to pancake your skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140497
2 1/4 tons

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140497
Average CRT easily weighs that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140497
>>5140507
10000N isn't a real number anyway.
I'm sure skulls crack with orders of magnitude less force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140402
>2 metric ton CRT
what the fuck are you smoking, give me some

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140522
oh u

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140507
I stand corrected, two tons and a quarter.

but really it all depends if your going by metric, net, or gross.

[Anonymous No.]

car (2 tons)

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140525
all depending on what it is falling from a standing position imparts 980 N, which CAN cause a fracture. for something the size of a CRT monitor it would have to impart way more than 1500 N to fracture the skull but people have survived receiving 6000N to the skull.

[Anonymous No.]

is that ralph lauren polo i'm seeing? guy must be RICH

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.]

what formula are you guys using to come up with #N?

[Anonymous No.]

A 43kg monitor falling from a height of 1m will have roughly 190N/s of momentum when it collides with his face.

It will then bounce back up to a height of 1m doing 0 damage to the mans face.

[Anonymous No.]

In order to calculate the force exerted by the CRT monitor, we must first calculate the impulse. Suppose that the mass of the CRT monitor is 40 kg, and the monitor is in contact with the man's head for 0.1seconds during the collision. Assume that there is no rebounding after the collision.

Impulse = mass * (change in velocity) = 40 kg * 4.4m/s =176 kg m/s

Force = Impulse/time = 176 kg/0.1s = 1760 N

[Anonymous No.]

Assuming a perfectly spherical monitor, a spherical face, no air resistance, and a perfectly inelastic collision...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140583
d=vi*t+1/2*a*t^2
solve for t (time taken to fall)
vf=vi+a*t
solve for vf (velocity immediately prior to landing)
a=(vf-vi)/t
solve for a (deceleration upon landing)
F=ma
solve for F (force of impact)

[Anonymous No.]

Whether the monitor fractures his skull or smashes it seems irrelevant to the fact that the force of the monitor hitting the head would cause critical injury to the brain and thus death.

The skull roughly encases the brain with a 1cm gap between bone and brain matter with fluid to separate the two and protect the brain from minor concussive force.

A CRT monitor hitting the front of the skull would slam the brain up against the back of the skull causing extensive bruising of the brain and death in my opinion, feel free to prove me wrong by trying this at home.

HINT: Make your funeral arrangements, organ donation, do not resupinate and will stating who will get your figurines beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140665
My family knows to bury me with my figurines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140665
*meant "do not resuscitate" but you get the idea...

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140665
the brain is surprisingly a lot more safe than you suggest. the head is stationary up against a solid object. thus in no way moves or causes inertia or whiplash for the brain to hit the back of the skull like you say. and the transfer of kinetic energy wouldn't cause the brain to slam with enough force, like you say, to cause enough damage where it would cause death. people have been in accidents where the inertia from a car crash far out ways they amount of kinetic energy the monitor would impart in the skull, and survived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140691
Nevertheless either the skull or the CRT scree would have to give.
Either the skull cracks or the CRT. either way the kid WILL need medical assistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140691
just because your head doesn't move does't mean you're brain won't.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140693
I never said he wouldn't. in fact in my first post I said he's going to have a concussion(implying a possible skull fracture) and a broken nose.

he would also have blood from his gums if not missing some teeth.

>>5140696
regardless, the amount of force or acceleration applied to the brain will only leave him disoriented. people suffer far worse and can still walk afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140701
Speaking from your years of extensive watching of ER again anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5140691

Similarly people have died from blows to the head with far less inertia. All that's required is any insult that raises the intracranial pressure sufficiently and it's lights out.

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I say this fag who insists it would only make him dizzy tries it out. I'll be watching the news.

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>>5140704
No one dies on my watch...

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140702
no speaking from the experiences I've had in the past, also from spending a good amount of time around a nurse (my step mother), and a doctor (my brother) and from reading my brothers medical books.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140704
I never said it wouldn't require medical attention. I'm saying it won't kill you.

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>>5140703
>All that's required is any insult
Yore a gay person that enjoy heterosexual hentai touhou doujins.

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>>5140723
Let me guess... Lupus.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5140734
you know what. I'm going to bed. your just trying to entice reaction now.

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>>5140743
Great success!

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>>5140743
>you know what. I'm going to bed.

FUCK YEAH!
We did it >>5140734 High five!

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>>5140749
>>5140748
Sure is /b/ around here.

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>163 posts and 11 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>163 posts mostly about physics

awesome job /jp/

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>>5140723

If you had read your brother's medical books enough, you'd know that it's ridiculous to claim that such an injury necessarily "WON'T" kill you, based on the fact that the amount of energy imparted won't do enough direct damage to the brain to kill you. (?!)

Sure, the brain itself is pretty well protected, but a large amount of brain injury is caused by damage to the blood vessels in the meninges, particularly in this situation the dura mater which could result in a sub or epidural bleed, and these are pretty nasty.

Now unlike you I'm not saying this WILL happen, I'm saying it can and has happened, and it's why you shouldn't fuck around with head injury. "Oh hey he's just concussed, in fact oh shit what happened to his pupillary reflex why is he extending his arms like that"

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>>5139952
The television of Damocles. Interesting idea.

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>>5140799
haha, not very many people will get this.

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>>5140820
What are you saying? /jp/ is full of cultured worldly gentlemen. I doubt anyone here wouldn't get the reference.

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>>5140830
I don't.
'^'

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>>5140830
I must confess, I know little of the Sword of Damocles tale other than the fact that it involves a king whose throne was positioned under a sword.

I should go read up about it.

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>>5140820
Because it's very deep?

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You pretty much set for life if you get one of those in the face and live in America.
Just sue away!

[Anonymous No.]

1. The monitor will not fall the full distance unless both tables simultaneously cease existing.
2. The monitor will not be falling straight down, it will be tilted and a lot of the force will be redirected to the ground besides the poor person.

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>>5140799

hahaha. win

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damocles

here ya go

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>>5140687
Actually, no, no I didn't: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/resupinate

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>>5143163
That is, until you posted that clarification you were saying "do not invert yourself like a flower and will stating who will get your figurines beforehand"

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>>5140843
>it involves a king whose throne was positioned under a sword.
That should be enough to get the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I get the joke, but still request the_joke_your_head.jpg just because I love that picture.

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>>5143474
Here you are, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

I would laugh so hard if that thing fell on his face.

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>>5143491
Thank you so much!

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>>5139952

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Some of these are so unsafe it makes me cringe.

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>>5143807
you have to understand that death would be a welcome relief to these tortured NEETs

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>>5143753
Bottom left panel: I.. do this....

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>>5143847
SITTING IN A CHAIR IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER THAT IS SO HARDCORE

[Anonymous No.]

Flat screens should make this safer and more common. Where are the new pics?

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>>5143847
No racing wheel? That's just a missed opportunity.

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>>5140000

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>>5145558
I believe you missed the fact that there's a treadmill under the chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5145827
There is no threadmill there.

[Anonymous No.]

How is this thread still here?

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>>5148734
Still no mashed skull.

[Anonymous No.]

So anyone tried trying this and see if it smashes their skull yet?

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5149020
I would try it on my roommate if I had a CRT monitor, and i missed spring clean up so no free monitors. and there's no place around here that would be selling them. too bad, I was hoping to have a reason to hurt my roommate.

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>>5149020
Since no one has reported their experiences, either no one have tried, or no one....... returned alive from it.........

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>>5149029
wouldn't that amount to second degree murder?

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5149051
if he died, he's at peace, and I could call it an accident and say I tripped moving the monitor out. if he lived, he would just beat the shit out of me and we'd both have to go to the hospital. either way it works out fine.

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>>5149051
I think that's the point, anon.

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I'm pretty sure that behind the glass of a CRT there is a partial vacuum, so when that falls on his head it'd probably have enough force to break the glass, which is going to cause it to implode, which is going to fling some very fine fragments of glass out of the monitor with enough speed to get potentially flung through the eye socket and into the brain if he's unlucky . Whilst most of the glass will be pulled in by the implosion, there will be enough getting flung out again afterward to cause plenty of damage. And that's besides the heavy weight of the CRT dropping on his skull.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5149071
no it's not. I would never willingly hurt my roommate. even though he annoys the shit out of me, and makes me want to shoot him. I would never try to kill him. at least not in a way that looked like it was on purpose.

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WAIT! I'VE GOT IT! HE'S USING NINJA MAGIC.
EVERYTHING'S GLUED TO THE CEILING.

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>>5149088
You men you... Wait what? I was.... kidding...
.......

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>>5149088
Fuck off you fucking psychopath killer fag.

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>>5149099
You know, however much I hate /b/, I think it would probably be nice if ALL boards had the "the stories and information here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood" disclaimer..

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5149098
>>5149099
I can't stop laughing.

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>>5149106
I wish I had some good psychopath killer laughing images.
I love you Nuka.
Please bear my ass child.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5149108
oh my, is this a confession, oh my I don't know what to do.

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>>5149131
Stop posting, srsly, you're posting even more than that asshole jones.