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How do touhous reproduce?

>> No.5139310

A cloud of spores.

>> No.5139315

vagina on vagina action

>> No.5139321

QUALITY THREAD.

>> No.5139324

Like fish, they shoot sperm and eggs all over the place and hope they meet.

Focusing movement helps

>> No.5139325

they need to do way instain mother

>> No.5139318

ZUN.

>> No.5139330
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>>5139318
ZUNegg?

>> No.5139340

>>5139321
Do you post this in EVERY touhou thread?
No, anon. You are the shitposters.

>> No.5139355

>>5139340
only the ones with QUALITY, obviously.

>> No.5139358

Asexual reproduction.
Also there's no need to make 283047203985 threads just because you figured out how to tripcode.

>> No.5139368

Sex

>> No.5139373

>>5139368
THERE ARE NO DICKGIRLS IN GENSOKYO.

>> No.5139388

>>5139373

Then what's Wriggle?

>> No.5139393

>>5139388
A dickboy.

>> No.5139401

>>5139388
a tomboy.

>> No.5139403
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5139403

The mating ritual of the modern Touhou is complex and deep. During periods of great stress, usually brought on by environmental events such as unusual fog or violent weather patterns a Touhou will become agitated from normal behavior and take to the sky in search of a mate. When a possible suitor is discovered a terse verbal exchange is made in which the two Touhous evaluate the willingness to mate of the other party. If both parties are prepared to reproduced they begin the complex mating dance of the Touhou.
They release haploid gametophytes called "danmaku" in a semi-random pattern over an extended period of time. This danmaku is comparable to the way in which plants release large amounts of pollen over a wide area. However it also serves another purpose. Much like the peacock's plume the way in which a Touhou arranges danmaku beautifully demonstrates the sexual fitness of a potential mate. If a danmaku reaches an egg, sometimes called a "hit box" then that Touhou will typically become submissive and follow the now dominant partner to a new location for tea, a necessary nutrient for the growing child.
Due to the semi-random nature of danmaku based reproduction breeding there are sometimes accidental fertilization, resulting in unusual combinations of mates, also known as "crack pairings." [See left insert: An unusual half-bunny, quarter ghost hybrid.]

>> No.5139402

>>5139355

It's not like it does anything. Loudly stating your opinion makes you look like a douchebag and does nothing to stop a thread other than express your discontent with it...and considering nobody gives a shit about what you think is a good thread, you only serve to make yourself look more retarded than you actually are.

>> No.5139408

>>5139403
Well, fuck.

>> No.5139411

WHIPTAIL LIZARDS FTW

>> No.5139414

>>5139402
You speak like I would give a shit about what other people might think. If I want to say something, I will. Also, aren't you doing almost the same right now? I mean, since no one cares about what you have to say? so yeah.

>> No.5139419

>>5139411
Seriously though, google whiptail lizards.
It answers our depraved problem.

>> No.5139436

>>5139419
Wait.. Reimu always looks the same but has different eye colour.
I'VE GOT IT!
Reimu's not a zombie, Reimu's a motherfucking clone.

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>>5139403

that has to be both the most simple and complex answer I have ever heard of in my life and yet I could never put it so simply!

>> No.5139450

>>5139414

I acknowledge the fact that I draw attention to myself; I'm a fucking tripfag. But I believe that you have some train of thought that makes you believe you're making a difference by saging a thread and calling it quality in an ironic way. If you have an opinion, keep it to yourself and hide the thread, you'll look like an ass otherwise.

>> No.5139487

>>5139450
Oh? it's unusual to find a tripfag that actually admits that. As for my opinion, I like to express it. I hold many of my true feelings and opinions in the real world already, so at least I can express it freely here. Also, it's nice to see people going mad about it sometimes, what I usually do is post that and hide the thread but this time it was different and look at what happened.

>> No.5139685

>>5139436
See, Reimu is actually an escaped experimental cloning specimen.
She is naturally homosexual.
She mates with other females by way of genital-to-genital rubbing and produces a fluid which passes through the skin of the other female.
This fluid then impregnates the mother with a genetic copy of Reimu.
The reproduction cycle of a Reimu is unique in that the children bear memories of the mothers past life, the original mother soon dies afterwards, and the clone grows up fast.
However, over the years, due to the inadequacies of this experimental form of human reproduction, Reimu's, or Reimu's offspring's, eyes have begun to mutate.
Reimu is also a slut and can find many mates due to Gensokyo's mating ritual mentioned here >>5139403 which is the actual reason she stays in Gensokyo.

>> No.5139690

>>5139685
>Reimu is also a slut
You had to ruin it, didn't you?

>> No.5139692

They find a man. That man will fuck them. They become pregnant. Nine months later, a new Touhou is born.

OP is a retard.

>> No.5139702

>>5139692
No_fun.jpg

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5139708

Reimu's mom with Reimu's dad.

>> No.5139716
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5139716

They reproduce asexually.

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>>5139708

>> No.5139723

>>5139708
Iam ok with "mom" part. But Iam not ok with "dad" part.
I never imagined Rinnosuke in position of lover of any Touhou girl.
Isnt there part of fandom, where Gensokyo actualy has strong men who are fit to be every Touhou's husband??

>> No.5139738

>>5139723
Youmu's teacher?

>> No.5139743

>>5139723
Isnt there part of fandom, where Gensokyo actualy has strong men who are fit to be every Touhou's husband??
No, no there isn't.

>> No.5139744

>>5139716
that reimu is just so damn cute

>> No.5139751

>>5139690
What? It's only a theory.
I mean, come on, she's always trying to find excuses to perform the mating ritual with other touhous.

>> No.5139752

However you want them to. ZUN left it intentionally vague to allow whatever interpretation you want.

>> No.5139760

>>5139743
So Touhous just fuck weak men because they can? Well, can't stop em'. Reverse rape for everybody!

>> No.5139767

>>5139752
There's a difference between interpretation and doing hallucinogenic drugs, bro.

>> No.5139773

>>5139760
Can't have rape with consent.

>> No.5139780

>>5139767
>There's a difference between interpretation and finding new reasons to fap, bro.
fix'd

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>>5139403

Also, like immortal jellyfish.

>> No.5140621

>>5139403
so much fuckwin.

>> No.5140914

Fuckin Touhous. How do they work?

>> No.5140927
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>>5139403
Reisen + Youmu = Reimu?

>> No.5140941

>>5139403
Well, that was the largest piece of shit I've read in a long time here.

>> No.5140949

>>5140596
Those jellies just revert back to their loli forms. Some rotifers on the other hand are entirely female and ensure genetic diversity by sometimes taking the DNA of whatever they ingested, like miniscule Tyranids. And you can even get a bunch of those rotifers and ensure a part of you will live on as the little bdelloid girl by giving them a bit of your blood (you'll need to dry them too. I should read the research on that and work out a procedure sometime. )

>>5139403
That's just plain brilliant. My silly hat is off to you.

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>>5139403

>> No.5140959

>>5139403
Just be saying, man. But there's a whole village of humans, half of them men, in Gensokyo. Pretty sure we don't need to go full crazy like this.

BTW no_fun.jpg

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>>5139403

>> No.5141541

>>5139403
Someone copy pasted this to /u/.
That's almost disturbing.

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