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5134330 No.5134330 [Reply] [Original]

Would you? Could you?

>> No.5134387
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>>5134330
With a Dog?
Would you? Could you? With a Frog?

>> No.5134412

>>5134387
I would not, could not with a dog. I probably would with Suwako, though. If I could.

>> No.5134451
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Would you? Could you? On a lake?

Would you? Could you? With a snake?

>> No.5134471

Being a dog is so moe.

>> No.5134476

>>5134451
I would not, could not with a dog. I would with a frog. If I could.

I would not, could not on a lake. I would not, could not with a snake.

>> No.5134483
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Would you, could you, with a fox?

Would you, could you, in a box?

>> No.5134504

>>5134483
I would not fuck Yakumo Ran.

I do not like her, Sam-I-am.

>> No.5134511
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Would you? Could you? With a rat?
Would you? Could you? With a cat?

>> No.5134512

>>5134483
I would not, could not with a dog. I would but could not with a frog.

I would not, could not on a lake. I would not could not with a snake.

I would but could not with a fox. I would not, could not in a box.

>> No.5134520
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Would you? Could you? With a fairy?
Would you? Could you? With a hairy?

>> No.5134531
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5134531

Could you? Would you? With a Ship?

Could you? Would you? With Robert Fripp?

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>> No.5134563
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There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

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>>5134563
There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

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>>5134451
>>5134520
I would not could not with a snake
It is my opinion that they are not nice
For they eat the mice that I so like
But when it comes down to mice or ice, it is the lake that I would take.

I suck at poetry

>> No.5134601

>>5134330
Is that from that comic where that guy became a werewolf or something and woke up fucking a dog?

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>>5134575
There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

>> No.5134624
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5134624

In the rain?

On a train?

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>>5134610
There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

>> No.5134651

>>5134624
I would I could in the rain
I would I could on a train

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>>5134632
There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

>> No.5134661

>>5134653
I dare you to use a goatman for them goats.

>> No.5134671

Jesus fuck, my childhood the thread.

Never change, guys.

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>>5134661
Fine.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

>> No.5134696
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>>5134681
There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

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>>5134696
There was an old woman who swallowed a fox,
Or was it the other way around?

>> No.5134753
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5134753

Would you? Could you? With a fly?
Would you? Could you? On the sky?

>> No.5134762

>>5134753
I would not fuck that reverse trap.

Even if I've used her to fap.

>> No.5134765
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5134765

>>5134696
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!

>> No.5134771
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5134771

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Chenniwinks, for you will soon be dead.
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe.
But you must escape the old hag's ass, or your tale can't be told.

Chenniwinks, Chenniwinks, Chenniwinks, Chenniwinks!

>> No.5134777

>>5134696
There was an old woman who swallowed a wolf. Down whole it was engulfed
She swallowed the wolf to eat the cow. It made her fat that infernal sow
she swallowed to cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

>> No.5134802

This thread needs to be archived.

>> No.5134816

reported.

>> No.5134821
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It's not like I like foxes or anything...

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>>5134771
Chenniwinks, you are coming to the enterance off the small intestine!
There you must seek out The Sparrow Princess!

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>>5134802

>> No.5134853

>>5134330
Do give sauce, please.

>> No.5134864
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>>5134827
I am The Sparrow Princess!
Long has my spirit been trapped within this place!
Before you lies the maze of the small intestine.
One path leads to the stomach, the other to certain doom.
Take with you this helmet and torch. Let them be your guide!

>> No.5134898
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>>5134864
You have chosen your path wisely Chenniwinks!
I am the Catata Fish!

f you answer this riddle, the esophogus will let you pass.

>> No.5134964
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>>5134898
Great job, Chenniwinks!
Thanks to you we are all free!
But your adventures are just beginning!
You are no ordinary youkai Chenniwinks, you are the Youkai Queen!

All hail the Youkai Queen!

Now that you're the Youkai Queen you have more adventures to go on!
Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun!
So many enemies and battles yet to fight!
For Chenniiwinks the Youkai Queen's tale is told throughout the night!

Che-Che-Chenniwinks Chenniwinks Chenni-Chenniwinks Chenniwinks, Chenn-Che-Chenniwinks Youkai Queen!

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>>5134964
Next Episode:
Chen gets lost deep inside Ran!
Will she ever find her way out?
Stay tuned!

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>>5134777

The wolf and kappa were busy, playing the US and Soviet champions against one another, and thus the wolf turned up late to the meal.

>> No.5135124

>>5135003
It is real. I got nosebleed for real!

>> No.5135139

I sleep with my dog, but I only want to hug and hold her. She's so sweet, it's so nice to have someone warm and soft to lie close to in bed. ;_;

>> No.5135198

>>5135139
Have you ever even considered inserting your penis inside her?

>> No.5135231

>>5135198
No, it would hurt her.

>> No.5135239

>This thread

>> No.5135456

>>5134624
That's lots of semen falling from the sky.

>> No.5135808

>>5135456
Yeah sorry, I'll make her swallow it all next time.

>> No.5135841

/jp/ turns some furry shit into poetry. Good job guys.

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