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5129542 No.5129542 [Reply] [Original]

It has been two weeks since the last time, /jp/.

Have you done good actions since then? I'm looking forward to see your progress.

>> No.5129549

No.

>> No.5129551

I have tried my best Eiki-sama~

I have been kind to others. I have given help to my friend that's on crutches.

I don't remember any other good actions in the past 2 weeks.

>> No.5129552

I adopted a puppy. Does that counts?

>> No.5129556

>>5129542
No, Ive been getting up set over everything. From people arguing about cameras on guns to shit here in /jp/.

could you give me another week?

>> No.5129558

I teased my little sister the whole week

>> No.5129565

err... I don't think so

>> No.5129566

>>5129551
Kiss my womb with your dick~

>> No.5129571

Does helping people in the internet counts?

>> No.5129572

>>5129542
JUDGE ME YAMAXANADU.
JUDGE ME HARD!

>> No.5129582
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>>5129572
Die.
Go to hell.

>> No.5129589

>>5129556
Are you serious? We've waited two fricken weeks!

>> No.5129612
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>>5129549
That's no good.

>>5129551
I see, do your best then!

>>5129552
Of course, many of them end up dying on the streets or being sacrificed. Take good care of your puppy.

>>5129556
It's never too late, just make sure to try it.


>>5129571
Yes, but you could extend your kindness to the real world, no?

>>5129572
You will be judged when the time comes.

>> No.5129618

>>5129612
I have to say great trip Eiki-sama~


But I've been blackballed by /jp/ ;_; .....

>> No.5129625

>>5129612
Thanks Great and Powerful Judge.

I will try my best.

>> No.5129626

>>5129618
Shinki, kiss my dick with your womb~

>> No.5129627

I've had a really rough week, Yama...I didn't do anything good...
Well, I set up a pretty good birthday...event for my little brother...I guess...

>> No.5129629

Hmm... let me see... I helped my mom the other day

>> No.5129631

I tried my best not to harm or influence anyone's life by staying in my room all the time while speaking or posting anything.

Does that count?

>> No.5129638

/jp/ is being so shitty tonight, do something about it shiki!

>> No.5129640

>>5129551
>HE STILL HAS FRIENDS
>GIRLSLAUGHING.JPG
get out

>> No.5129642

I don't know. But I have a question: If I fap to 2d little girls I go to hell?

>> No.5129651

I helped my little brother with his homework yesterday

>> No.5129652

"Good" requires some definition of what is "good" and what is "evil" to make it clear which action is good and which is not. Since this is not immediately apparent from nature (and in fact is not existent at all when you consider the mundane nature of things), it is ultimately an arbitrary decision by sentient beings.

So now that I've said that.
Yes.
I've done good actions.

>> No.5129659

If I kill someone that would count as a bad thing I did during my life?

>> No.5129720

>>5129659
if it was an emo kid or some angst teen or a hippy then no

>> No.5129727
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>>5129627
Try to focus on the things that make you happy.

>>5129629
Good.

>>5129631
Hmm... I'm pretty sure that acting like that hurt your parents somehow..

>>5129638
That's not my job.

>>5129642
As long as you can control your sexual desires it's OK. Just make sure you don't harm other people.

>>5129651
Keep it up, but make sure that your brother learn his lessons.

>>5129652
You know exactly what I mean by that.


>>5129659
Depends on the situation.

>> No.5129732

what do you think of this thread? >>5129398

>> No.5129738

>>5129727
>Hmm... I'm pretty sure that acting like that hurt your parents somehow..

We'd always be hurting someone somehow or another, can't be helped. Least I am trying to minimize it much as I can.

>> No.5129742

Let's suppose a person gets drunk and then start to do bad things. Those actions will count as if that person did bad things on purpose?

>> No.5129769

>>5129727
> You know exactly what I mean by that.

... got me there.
I did help some people cheer up, though.

>> No.5129784

I'm having troubles with a girl Shinki.
I love her, and she seems to love me,
but whenever I try to talk with her, she ignores me.

>> No.5129789
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5129789

I'm victim of the Ultimate Sin, thus I need no judgement. I won't even get to see the netherworld to be judged. My penalty has already been bestowed upon me.
But I still rescue lost people from time to time.

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5129794

How much longer do you intend to let your associate languish in that brothel, Yamaxanadu?

>> No.5129796

>>5129784
Hit her over the head and drag her back to your cav- err.. room.

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>>5129732
No one is harmed by being watched like that.

>>5129738
I see. But are you sure you are doing everything you can to minimize it?

>>5129742
Yes. It's your own fault if you can't control yourself.

>> No.5129819

>>5129798
>I see. But are you sure you are doing everything you can to minimize it?

As far as I am aware, yes. Short of becoming a hermit in the woods/mountains or suicide, which imo would hurt people more then not. Least I hope so.
If there is another method I could use or something else I could do I am at present unaware of it.

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>>5129796
...

>> No.5129823

I've been doing my best to get into hell.

I slept over all work i got today. Went into bar. Got drunk from illegal suplies from there. I drooled over ugly chick.
I went to park and got more drunk. Kissed old hairy men.
Took drugs. Went into another bar. Got more drunk, and sent out. I ate one ugly chick's pizza. Spat out all beer at her love confession and ran here.

>> No.5129824
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5129824

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, when I come for you?

>> No.5129825

>>5129820
Oh God, not this again!

>> No.5129826

>>5129820
What's she so upset about..

>> No.5129834
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5129834

hey I helped an old lady walk from her wheelchair to a local bathroom. Kind of awkward, but still the nicest thing ive done this week

>> No.5129837

>>5129556

They're trying to put cameras on guns? Wat.

>> No.5129843

>>5129834
....ew.

>> No.5129846
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>>5129769
Good, I hope those around you will do the same for you.

>>5129784
You love her and she seems to love you. Yet she doesn't talk to you.... That sounds like a typical case of shyness or she don't really have the same feelings towards you.

>>5129789
Don't be so full of yourself. I can guarantee that you will be judged when the proper time arrives. So you better review your actions.

>>5129823
That's not a very nice path your are taking. You should review some things.

>>5129834
She must be thankful to you, good job.

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5129848

I can't stop thinking about Arcueid's legs.

>> No.5129849
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5129849

Hm...
How much longer do you intend to let your associate languish in that brothel, Yamaxanadu?

>> No.5129855
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5129855

I save lives every day.

Wait, shit, that's Pride isn't it?

WHY CAN'T I WIN?

>> No.5129858

>>5129848
Hmm, now i can't stop thinking about her legs..

>> No.5129871

I did what society expects from me, but in my heart I want to kill you all :3

>> No.5129884
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>>5129846
Is that so?

>> No.5129885
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>>5129848
>>5129858
It's not like that's a sin or anything. But you could use your mind to think about other things instead.

>>5129849
Komachi is doing her job in the Sanzu river as usual (I hope), I don't know what you are talking about.

>>5129855
What do you mean by saving lives?

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>>5129858
Y'see?!
It's her damn legs! This burning desire is turning me to sin.
It's not my fault.
I'm not to blame.
It is her goddamn fucking legs.
It's not my fault.
It's in Gods plan.
He made her legs stronger than I am.

>> No.5129897

My grandmother died, and I failed to show any sadness. However, I did help with the burying, my dad might have cancer, he's getting a second opinion, soon. I still don't really feel anything, but I help him every now and then.

>> No.5129922

>>5129891
It's like an eternal void, it's sucking up my soul and i can't look away..

Help me shiki-sama.

>> No.5129928

>>5129897
that's not a sin. It's a chemical unbalance in your brain. You should look for medical help. If you have kids, and those kids die, you won't feel a thing either.

>> No.5129950

I've been gutsy.

>> No.5129953

>>5129885

Well, now I can't stop thinking about YOUR legs, Shiki.

>> No.5129959
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>>5129885
...Should I think about your legs, Eiki-sama?

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>>5129959
>>5129953

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>>5129897
No one can force feelings inside you. But for what I see you love them, maybe you should get closer to them if that lack of feelings is somehow bothering you.

>>5129953
Well... can you stop? It bothers me.

>> No.5129981

>>5129959
Oh damnit, now i can't stop thinking about arc and shiki intertwining their legs and... AAARGGHHH!!!

>> No.5129986

>>5129981
Can you seriously just leave if you can't hold in your urging instead of constantly mentioning it?

>> No.5129988

>>5129970
You should be proud of your legs, Eiki-sama. It's nothing to be bothered by.

>> No.5129990

All I've been doing is trolling and shitting up threads (mostly /jp/) ever since I broke up with my girlfriend. So no, not really. I kind of feel bad because you guys are so easy to troll. But don't worry, I'm not trolling right now. I'm just taking it easy.

Oh, but I do donate change to starving kids in africa.

>> No.5129997

>>5129986
But i need more material to fap to.

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>>5129981
Oh god now I can't stop thinking about that either. Morality is hard!

>> No.5130006

>>5129997
Jesus christ..... Just fricken use danbooru if you need fap material!

>> No.5130012

>>5130006
Feels more personal this way tho.

>> No.5130015

>>5129990
>All I've been doing is trolling and shitting up threads (mostly /jp/) ever since I broke up with my girlfriend.
hahahahaha faggot.

>> No.5130021

>>5130004
Damnit, now you've got me doing it, too.

>> No.5130030

>>5129885
>What do you mean by saving lives?
Preventing peoples lives from ending.

>> No.5130035
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>>5130021
These dark thoughts are spreading like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin

>> No.5130037

>>5130012
I feel it as a violation of her. I shall have none of this in my presence.

>> No.5130040

>>5130015
You just mad I stylin' on you, virgin nerd.

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>>5130037
Should we go back to thinking about Arcueid then?

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>>5129953
>>5129959
>>5129981
>>5129988
>>5129997
>>5130004
>>5130021
>>5130035
You should keep your thoughts for yourself when you know that it bothers someone else.

>>5129990
Trolling is bad. You should stop that.

>> No.5130069

>>5130037
No one is violating her, we are admiring her legs. Or are you suggesting perhaps that her legs are not worth admiring?

>> No.5130071

I sent a card to my mother last sunday.

>> No.5130074

>>5130056
Make a separate thread for that, please.

>> No.5130081

>>5130071
You're a good son, BOOF.

>> No.5130094

>>5130063
Hmm, now i can't stop thinking about shiki's cold steely glare.

>> No.5130098

e~ki-sama~~

>> No.5130100

>>5130069
They are not worth admiring. If she wishes you stop thinking about it because it bothers her, then stop.

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>>5130074
Look we have a problem and I don't think you're being very supportive or constructive in helping to deal with that.
Instead you should protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone

>> No.5130105

>>5130063
Ahhh...fine. I'll keep my thoughts to myself, Eiki-sama. Sorry.

>> No.5130148

>>5130104
I still said take it elsewhere.

>> No.5130162
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Uh-oh. Accidentally caught sight of Ciel's legs. Here we go again.

>>5130148
And I presented my thoughts on the matter in return.
We're just going to have to agree to disagree, my good chum.

>> No.5130169

>>5130162
Why must you do this to me.. why.. sob.

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>>5130071
How lovely, do you live far away from her?

>> No.5130185

Well, i helped someone complete some quests on an MMO yesterday, does that count?

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>>5130169
God have mercy on you.

...God have mercy on me.

>> No.5130249

>>5130063

Aren't you a bit flattered that so many people are complimenting you on your legs?

>> No.5130271

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu,

Doesn't it ever get cold in Gensokyo? You should wear something besides socks and a short skirt.

>> No.5130284

Yama-sama...I have a question...a few, actually...
What ARE you? Are you a youkai? I know Yama is a role or title, but is it also a species?
Where did you come from? What divine power appointed you Yama? Was it from birth? Why are you who you are?
Inquiring minds want to know!

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>>5130271
I'm pretty sure they don't have winter in the afterlife.

>> No.5130296

I did you, and you are a good thing indeed.

>:D

>> No.5130300

stinky yummysalad

>> No.5130301

>>5130284

She's Gensokyo's version of Minos. As far as I know, she always has and always will be the judge of the damned.

>> No.5130303

>>5129542

What the hell do you mean it's been two weeks since last time? You were sucking my dick in the men's restroom just two hours ago!

>> No.5130320

>>5130303
Ahem, go away.

>> No.5130328

>>5130320

You know it's true.

>> No.5130334

>>5130328
You will never get sucked off by Eiki-sama. ;_;

>> No.5130339

>>5130328
Sir I can see right from your previous post that you are full of shit.

>>5130334
....... enough of this lewd imagining!

>> No.5130344

>>5130339
Kiss my womb with your penis~

>> No.5130348

>>5130339
Why did you cyber with that guy? How silly.

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>>5130339
Take it easy for god sakes man. I'm worried about you damaging something at this point.

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>>5130339
Obligatory.

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I have been pushing myself very hard to excel in everything I can, and be as kind as I can to other people.

Regardless, the weight of all I have to do spiritually and physically is too much. I've resorted to vampirism, only from the willing and kind, to keep myself alive. I take as little as possible, and still take as much strain on myself as I can.

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>>5130185
Yes, but you can do more than that.

>>5130271
I don't visit Gensokyo as often as you think.

>>5130303
Lying is bad, you better stop it.

>> No.5130545

>>5129542
Well I drove my friend and his sister out of town so that they could get to a funeral. I didn't accept their money and paid the gas myself.

I helped my friend move into his new house and cleaned his attic out of garbage(god itchy skin afterwards but meh), which was four dump trips worth of trash (mind you we found some neat stuff).

and I put flowers on my mothers grave. and wished her a happy mothers day.

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>>5130545

>> No.5130556

I reflected on my mistakes and idiocy, and will strive to do better than this.


Right after a clean shower.

>> No.5130560

Good Actions are not for the sake of getting into paradise or to avoid punishment, it is for the sake of our species, to continue to prosper and advance forward.

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>>5130545
>I put flowers on my mothers grave. and wished her a happy mothers day.

>> No.5130562

>>5130424
I'm sorry, Mistress.
;_;
Don't be mad...

>> No.5130567 [DELETED] 

>>5129541
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>> No.5130574

>>5130560
I think it's for both

>> No.5130575

Does butchering emos in my basement count as a good deed? I mean they cry and bitch about how much life sucks anyways so im doing them a favor and emos are a cancer to society so im doing something good for them to its a win win situation. also i get free dog food.

>> No.5130577

>>5130575

you did knw emos are an evolution of humanity right

>> No.5130578

>>5130575
It's for the greater good
Technically It's a good thing, but some people might not agree

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5130580

I have sleeping issues.

>> No.5130587

>>5130577
no, no they are not. They are demons spawned from the deepest darkest pits of hell

>> No.5130589

>>5130575
So that means Shifty Scandaroon is no more? Hmm.

>> No.5130590

I donated spare change to charity.

I fed a stay puppy, couldn't take it as pets are not allowed.

Did I do good?

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>> No.5130599

I donated some change to those Leukemia coin slot ads in a deli and to a war vet; mostly spare change though. Change is too much of a burden in my pockets anyway

>> No.5130601

>>5130575
free dog food? O_o

>> No.5130604

I fought a long and hard battle in order to defend mai waifu from a bunch of normalfags. Does that count?

>> No.5130605

>>5130589

1. I'm not an emo
2. I own a remington. Just try and kill me, faggot.

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>>5130605

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>>5130605

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>>5130605
your challenge is accepted

>> No.5130640

well i started going out with this beautiful girl named Komachi she says i make her feel special does that count =)

>> No.5130643

I finally got around to 1cc EOSD on normal.

>> No.5130645

>>5130640
Being delusional does not count

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5130668

Well, I didn't do anything bad, and I saw my uncles that I probably haven't seen for 3 and like 5 years respectively.

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>>5130575
Of course not. That's actually a very grave sin, perhaps I'll have to use my Rod of Remorse on you.

>>5130590
Yes, you did.

>>5130599
Even being just small change it will still help them, you did well.

>>5130604
Not really.

>> No.5130681

>>5130672
I believe we have an attention whoring faggot on our hands, gentlemen and ladies who are also gentlemen.

>> No.5130686

I have been doing bad things Eki-sama.
You need to punish me.

>> No.5130688

>>5130672
b-b-but they where emos not people

>> No.5130690

>>5130672
>Ridding the world of evil
>Not a good thing

>> No.5130693

>>5130672

Shiki, I have impure thoughts regarding you. How do I get myself to stop finding you attractive?

>> No.5130695

reported role playing metathread

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>>5130690

It isn't.

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>>5130695

>> No.5130707

>>5130701
Fun is subjective

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>>5130697
It's a good thing you died

>> No.5130718

>>5130707
I don't even have to make a point because you've already provided one yourself.

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