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All flat and small chest admirers will pass through. Enjoy your afterlife!

>> No.5120627

She can see your life
She knows you jacked off to her.

>> No.5120633

What happens when Yukari dies?

>> No.5120642

too tiny to be the law.

>> No.5120639

Shikieiki is the best!

>> No.5120643

>>5120621

I, uh... I like imagining you with a huge chest. That's cool, right? I can still go through, right?

>>5120633

New queen of hell.

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>>5120633
Yukari is a hag. There is no reason for Yama to be jealous of her. Hopefully she gets to pass!

>> No.5120702

I wonder what happens when Tenshi goes to hell?Will she like it?

>> No.5120717

>>5120702
Tenshi is already in heaven, you asshat.

>> No.5120733

>>5120717
But she is not an angel yet because she has to judged by the yama the only reason she is still up there is because komachi can't beat/catch her.

>> No.5120742

>>5120651
Yabbadabbadoo, not Yama.
That's reserved for our lovely disease spider girl.

>> No.5120743

>>5120733
What.
No, she's a Celestial, she lives in Heaven. Go read the wiki.

>> No.5120750

Finally a society that will accept me..

>> No.5120758

What is with the Japanese and breast jokes?

>> No.5120786

>>5120758
Well Japanese people aren't known for being sophisticated

>> No.5120828

I want to Waltz to Moonlight Sonata with Shikieiki.

>> No.5120832

>>5120743
>She calls out Tenshi's immortality as a sham and states her lifespan is already over before challenging her to a battle. Although Tenshi was defeated in the battle, Komachi is unable to send her to the netherworld as she is simply a ferryman shinigami rather than a reaper.

I'm confused now.Please explain.

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5120892

some people don't die

>> No.5120894

>>5120832
Huh, guess I was wrong.
She's a Celestial, but I guess the Yama still needs to judge her because she didn't earn it.

>> No.5120898

>>5120832
you wouldn't be confused if you played the damn games

>> No.5120910

>>5120627
That's why we pass.

>> No.5120916

>>5120898
But i did play the games im just dense.

>> No.5120918

Celestials in Touhou remain immortal as long as they can fend off Shinigami that come for them. Komachi defeated Tenshi, but cannot collect souls because she is only a ferry person.

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>> No.5120952

>>5120918
I wonder if Elly is a reaper then.

>> No.5120959

>>5120952
She's not

>> No.5120978

>>5120952
Just a gatekeeper with a fancy scythe.

>> No.5120981

>>5120621
Good to know that pedophiles are guaranteed a place in heaven.

>> No.5120989

>>5120978
A REDNECK gatekeeper with a fancy scythe.

>> No.5120994

>>5120989
A REDNECK gatekeeper with a fancy scythe that guards a mansion that sits upon a lake of blood.

>> No.5121019

>>5120952
She's not but i like to think that Yuuka is Still keeping her and everybody else from her game(except orange)at her mansion.

>> No.5121025

>>5121019
They have tea parties everyday.

>> No.5121045

>>5121025
Yep and Mugetsu serves it while her sister and Kurumi laze about the mansion and Elly is outside in the cold.

>> No.5121062

>>5121045
And Yuka comes by every month to beat them down.

>> No.5121085

>>5121062
Nope she comes by every week and "teases" them and sometimes even brings Wriggle.

>> No.5121108

>>5121085
>Wriggle
She is too shotoli for Yuka-sama.

>> No.5121145

>>5121108
>shotoli
Wriggle is clearly Lolishot

>> No.5121300

>>5121045
So
Yuuka=Remilia
Mugetsu=Sakuya
Elly=Meirin
Gengetsu=Patchouli
Kurumi=Flan?
And Orange is unimportant

>> No.5121305

>>5121300
Basically, yes.

>> No.5121313

>>5121300
Yay we have a 3rd mansion family now!

>> No.5121337

>>5121300
We need Masion battles to see who would win I say Satori's would go down first then Remilia's and yuuka would win all.

>> No.5121417

>>5121300
If we do all 3 mansions

Yuuka=Remilia=Satori
Mugetsu=Sakuya=Rin
Elly=Meirin=Okuu
Gengetsu=Patchouli=?(Parsee/Yuugi?)
Kurumi=Flan=Koishi

>> No.5121432

>>5121337

>nuclear god
>Satori even stronger than her

sure, buddy

>> No.5121440

>>5121432
Satori is stronger than Okuu?

>> No.5121449

>>5121432
Okuu is just plain stupid, is the problem.

>> No.5121479

>>5121449
Well that is true...

>> No.5121484

>>5121449
bird brain after all.

>> No.5121490

>>5121440

"Satori is probably the strongest person in Subterranean Animism, I think"

ZUN said it, don't bother him about it.

>> No.5121498

>>5121490
But Koishi said that Satori is not good at fighting.

>> No.5121535

I've been gone for 3 hours and all this happens?!

>> No.5121554

Now wait a second, wouldn't Yuugi be higher up on that list? You know, being an oni and all.

>> No.5121564

>>5121554
drunkards will always be mere drunkards

>> No.5121571

>>5121535
Yes, Narutostarwars. A thread continued without you.

>> No.5121576

>>5121571
Screw you. I had important business to attend to; and someone makes an Eiki-sama thread when I'm away?!

>> No.5121582

>>5121576
Fascinating.

And it got derailed to Yuka and Satori.

>> No.5121588
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>>5121582
DAMN IT! I shall underail it!

>> No.5121597

>>5121588
Because you've always been able to save threads, right?

>>5121564
This, sort of. We included intelligence so we can include this.

>> No.5121601

>>5121582
No it got derailed to Yuuka,Remilia and Satori.

>> No.5121606

>>5121601
It got derailed to mansions and a bunch of other things.

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>>5121601
Regardless it shall be underailed!

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>>5121611
Never!

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>>5121611
no one likes you, kid

fuck off. you aren't helping anyone.

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>>5121613
Damn it Parsee!

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>>5121627
And do I care? As long as my points are getting 45% good feedback then I'll still post.

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>>5121706
>45% good feedback
>less than 51%

>> No.5121777

>>5121726
I really means I don't care as long as I have at least some support.

>> No.5122023

BUMP

>> No.5122028

deleted still shitting up the board i see

>> No.5122059

>>5122028
Really?I dont think he made any bad posts on here.

>> No.5122301

>>5121777

sing a song for us deleted. We want to hear your sexy pre-ball-drop voice!

>> No.5122321

>>5122059
He makes 1-2 word posts like "I agree" or "I see" and "Okay"

Fucking top notch shitposting if you ask me.

>> No.5122343

>>5122321

Sotp. You're responding to deleted as anonymous.

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