/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Ｉ　ｄｅｆｉｎｉｔｅｌｙ　ｗａｎｔ　ｔｏ　prove　that I can protect important things. Ｄｅｆｉｎｉｔｅｌｙ．

Ｔｈｅｒｅｆｏｒｅ．．．I won't lose to you!

[Anonymous No.]

Is this Bleach?

[Anonymous No.]

Zangeinisshosu.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] I fight for my friends.

[Anonymous No.]

Archer's UBW chant is cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>511842
>>511853
I think we're about to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>511842
You already lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>511855
in b4 Ike edit.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, the UWB chant should be done in latin
with chore singing in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>511863

Perhaps even that incantation is a sword.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK THE VOICE PATCH
I DIDN'T HEAR ARCHER SING

[Anonymous No.]

>>511859
>>511859

[Anonymous No.]

Back feel so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>511883
>Feels good man

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Shirou had done his chant in English too. It doesn't sound as good in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

MOTHERFUCKING BLADE WORKS

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_WUWTLHnH88

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>511883
He loses his stomach in the. Berserker just "lops" it off from his body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>511850

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>511933
The animu engrish made me giggly.

[Anonymous No.]

lol animu cliches

[Anonymous No.]

>>511953
At this point everything is a cliche, trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

Archer's Engrish UBW chant made sense, however Shirou's doesn't really make sense at all. Waiting for one's arrival? Who does that refer to?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm already here. Shall I share with you my flawless techniques on how to win the Holy Grail War the most awesome Servant? Sure? OKAY!

Black Knight Berserker Lancelot can wield FUCKING ANYTHING as his Noble Phantasm, and this is why he is so epic. He can wield his massive cock and beat the shit out of the other Servants with it. He can wield fucking Lancer (who is invariably wielding a lance) and kick the shit out of just about everyone else with it.

First, my Anonymous Technique. We, as in most of Anonymous, collectively summon BKBL, magically equipping him Rank A Battle Continuation and have the left over members summon a “Thief” class Servant. We, using our massive numbers, pump BKBL full of Mana, allowing him to function at the highest power possible. The Thief would then be commanded to steal the Noble Phantasms of other characters, giving them to BKBL for his use. In this way, Anonymous would almost definitely win the Holy Grail War, and our wish would be to turn all of Anonymous, even the dead ones, into Gods so that we could make Earth our 4chan.

Now my “Black Hole” technique. We have BKBL simultaneously wield Avalon and Enuma Elish, and we get him to smash them together, thus forming a Black Hole due to the absolutely conflicting natures of the two Noble Phantasms. This divides by zero and forms a singularity, among other things, and forms a black hole, most likely miniature. We then have BKBL wield said Black Hole. This moment of immense badassness will allow us to automatically win the war.

This is why BKBL is the greatest, most powerful Servant in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>511951
I know it sounded a little weird, but I still liked it.

>>511972
The world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>511984
toki wo tomare.