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5113345 No.5113345 [Reply] [Original]

What if Shirou was Seacats main character?

>> No.5113356

He'd still be stuck on the very first mystery.

>> No.5113353

People would die.

>> No.5113683

>>5113345
He'd challenge Beatrice to a wizard duel and use Unlimited Blade Works to kill her. The end.

>> No.5113709

>>5113683
Shirou couldn't use any magecraft if he was in Seacats. He's a clueless moron.

>> No.5113713
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>> No.5113731

>>5113709
But then he wouldn't get to say "Endless Witch; do you have enough butterflies?"

>> No.5113757

It'd make things a whole lot easier for Kyrie, Rosa, Jessica, and Shannon, that's for sure.

>> No.5113758
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>>5113713
well played

>> No.5113759

Battler is the culprit so yeah.

>> No.5113767

>>5113713
Then he Avalons it off and nobody knows what the fuck to think.

>> No.5114032

Shirou is gullible, naive, and takes a while to notice things, but he's not an idiot. He'd eventually solve it, just take awhile.

>> No.5114048

>>5114032
He'd take longer than Rika.

By then...well damn he'd be Archer.

>> No.5114203
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5114203

Virgilia: Shirou, think about it this way. I would say that there's a gremlin inside the cathode ray tube, and of course, you would disagree with me.
Shirou: Why would I disagree with you?
Virgilia: ...You don't want to believe in magic, do you?
Shirou: Why?
Virgilia: ...You need to beat Beato to free your family, if you acknowledge her magic, you can never win.
Shirou: But how can I win against her?
Virgilia: That's what I'm teaching you right now.
Shirou: Huh? But what does this tube thing have to do with helping me win?
Virgilia: It's just an example, what's important is understanding the concept...so if you allow me...
~1 hour later~
Virgilia: Do you understand now?
Shirou: I don't get it...you aren't making any sense, I don't see how this tube can help me win...

>> No.5114210

>>5114203
But Shirou loses automatically, because he does believe in magic. And he believes in witches, too. I mean, he's met Caster, after all.

>> No.5114232

>>5114210
Yes. It's kind of hard to deny magic when you're a magus.

>> No.5114234

Shirou: STOP BEATRICE, STOP KILLING MY FAMILY!! PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! PLEASE STOP!!

>> No.5114357
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5114357

>>5114203
Beatrice: So Shirou, how did you like my magic battle? *Cacklecacklecackle*
Shirou: It's impressive.
Beatrice: .....S-so have you come up with any solution for the close rooms? *Cacklecacklecackle*
Shirou: UOOOOOOHHH..!! Why did you kill them, they were good people!
Beatrice: ....W-wait...so you...don't have a solution...? Why did you come back here...?
Shirou: I'm here to defeat you!!
Beatrice: O-oh, so you do have a solution, let's hear it!
Shirou: Prepare yourself, Beatrice, THIS IS MY ANSWER! ....Now, I don't know why, but our battle is like this tube, and I DISAGREE with it! How's that Beatrice!! Do you accept defeat?
Beatrice: ........Battler....where are you...? Please come back....Battler...I won't call you incompetent anymore...just come back....

>> No.5114376
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5114376

What if ಠ_ಠ was Seacats main character?

>> No.5114378

>>5114376
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.5114380

>>5114357
Shit, I almost cried.

>> No.5114386

>>5114376

he would've seen through the whole charade at the beginning, the story wouldn't have been able to get milked for.... 8 stories before finding out what actually happened and why.

>> No.5114394
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5114394

What if Nrvnqsr was seacats main character.

>> No.5114395

>>5114232
>>5114210
And what if he just uses magic himself to defeat the witches?

Sure, it would completly defy the whole point of the game, but he'd win... somehow.

>> No.5114404

You guys don't understand.

If Shirou was the main character, then due to how magic works in Seacats, he'd be able to summon Saber anytime he wants.

And if he can summon Saber, she can just solve it for him.

>> No.5114408

>>5114404
Heh, you're right.

>> No.5114409

>>5114232
Ange does it no problem...after a while

>> No.5114416

>>5114357
Poor Beato.

>> No.5114417
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>>5114357
Actually...

Beatrice: "So Shirou, how did you like my magic battle? *Cacklecacklecackle*"
Shirou: "...You lost me."

And then the door to the Golden Land is opened.

>> No.5114423
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>>5114232
He'd turn into THE WITCHES like someone I know...

>> No.5114432
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5114432

Beatrice: So i will repeat in red: ''These people definitely entered through this door''.... How can you solve it now, Emiya SHIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?

Shirou: You lost me

>> No.5114444

Meanwhile

Battler facing final boss with no problem
Battler: KING OF HEROES, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH 9's?

>> No.5114450

>>5114395
Actually according to the rules he wouldnt be able to do shit.

>> No.5114464

Beatrice: So ಠ_ಠ, how did you like my magic battle? *Cacklecacklecackle*
ಠ_ಠ: ಠ_ಠ
Beatrice: .....S-so have you come up with any solution for the close rooms? *Cacklecacklecackle*
ಠ_ಠ: ಠ_ಠ
Beatrice: ....W-wait...so you...don't have a solution...? Why did you come back here...?
ಠ_ಠ: ಠ_ಠ
Beatrice: O-oh, so you do have a solution, let's hear it!
ಠ_ಠ: ಠ_ಠ
Beatrice: ........Battler....are you there...? Please say something....Battler...I won't call you incompetent anymore...please validate me....

>> No.5114467
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Beatrice: So i will repeat in red: ''These people definitely entered through this door''.... How can you solve it now, Ryougi SHIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIII?
Ryougi: I can kill anything, even if it's a god. *CUT*
OH DESIRE: OH DESIIIRE
Ryougi: I can kill anything, even if it's a god. *CUT*
Lambdadelta: SUPERPAPER!
Ryougi: I can kill anything, even if it's a god. *CUT*
Bernkastel: Iunno.
Ryougi: The dream is over. It doesn't matter if you have tens or hundreds of millions of lives. I can kill anything, even gods. Here I come. *CUT*

and that is how Ryougi denied the existence of magic.

>> No.5114465

>>5114444
Saber: Tell me, are you my master?
Battler: FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAH I DONT BELIEVE IN YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>> No.5114472
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5114472

Saber.... get out of that weird dress.

>> No.5114476

>>5114467
And then Ryougi was magic

>> No.5114508

>>5114472
I'd deny this bitc-witch at once.

>> No.5114533
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5114533

What would happen to Shanon and Kumasawa if Shiki was the main character?

>> No.5114538

>>5114533
>>5114467

>> No.5114553
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5114553

Tohno would be the Best Shiki. He wouldn't make it lame like Ryougi, and things would get solved unlike with Nanaya.

>> No.5114558

>>5114533
This chair.

>> No.5114564

>>5114553
Nanaya gets shit DONE. What the hell are you talking about?

>> No.5114560
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>>5114553
WRONG.

>> No.5114570
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5114570

>>5114553
If Nanaya was on the island it would be easy to figure out who the killer was.

>> No.5114571

>>5114564
The only thing Nanaya does is little girls.

>> No.5114578

>>5114570
He would try to find out the killer so he could kill him, the mystery, the island and the storm

>> No.5114580

>>5114571
... and?

>> No.5114608

i laughed, like, inappropriately loudly at this thread

>> No.5114613
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>>5114608
Fascinating.

>> No.5114618

>>5113345
The series would never end

>> No.5114628

>>5114618
So nothing would change?

>> No.5114658
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5114658

>>5114571

Problem?

>> No.5114674

>>5114658
>implying Kaguya is little

>> No.5114670
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5114670

>>5114658
Look with who he was paired up.

>> No.5114679

>>5114670

change the filename to "Tsukihime best end"

>> No.5114684
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5114684

Unlimited Blade works versus Beatoriches Danmaku, who will win?

>> No.5114689

>>5114684

Reimu.

>> No.5114698
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5114698

What if Putin was Seacats main character?

>> No.5114703

Shirou would Trace Sakutaro for Maria to play with and bring back Siesta 556.
Maria would be happy and tell Shirou everything

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5114706

What if CM Punk was Seacats main character?

>> No.5114716
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5114716

whta if this guy was the main character of Seacats

>> No.5114718
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5114718

What if Choco Taco was Seacats main character?

>> No.5114727
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5114727

What, True Assassin, Seacats, etc.

>> No.5114739

>>5114698

He would disregard the mystery and begin debating about that island dispute thats been going on since the end of WWII.

>> No.5114760
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5114760

what is Chuck is the main character of Seacats

>> No.5114797
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5114797

What if Elizabeth Warren was Seacats main character?

>> No.5115739
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5115739

what if ORT was Seacats main character?

>> No.5116929

>>5114465
I lol'd

>> No.5116958
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5116958

Rance: Gahahaha, after six years I'm back on this island! Now I wonder if there are any pretty women here.....
Jessica: Rance! It's been so lon-
Rance: I see you've grown... Gahahahah
Jessica: Wait, Rance, what are you doing? I remember we used to wrestle when we were kids but-
ONE MY GLORIOUS DAYS BGM LATER
Rance: Gahahaha, I'm saistisfied
Shannon: Oh, hello Rance-sama
Rance: Those tits... I want to touch them
George: You can't do that!
Rance: "slash"
George: Ga!
Rance: I can do whatever I want, all pretty girls belong to me!
ONE MORE MY GLORIOUS DAYS BGM LATER
Rance: Gahahaha, I didn't know you were a natural blonde, Shannon! But I DID promise I'd come back to fuck you, and now I did!
Shannon: I'm...so...happy

AND EVERYONE LIVED EXCEPT FOR KRAUSS, HIDEYOSHI, RUDOLF, GENJI, NANJO, AND GEORGE. (Gohda cooked one hell of a dango)

>> No.5116970

>>5114760
he would roundhouse kick the concept of witches and the game would end 5 seconds later.

>> No.5116983

>>5116958
Thing is, that really is ALL Battler needs to do. He just needs to fuck every female barring Kumasawa on the island and everyone will live.

>> No.5117297

>>5116958
Would Rance fuck his own mother and relatives?

>> No.5117328

>>5116958
And Kumasawa? Omg Rance, I thought you have taste.

>> No.5117338
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5117338

*Cacklecacklecackle*

>> No.5117344
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>>5117338
UWOOOOOOOH SERVANTS DON'T EXIIIIIIIIIST

>> No.5117348

>>5117297
Maybe not his mother, but he certainly would everyone else.

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5117354

>>5117348
Yeah, I wouldn't put it past Rance

>> No.5117457

>>5113345
It's even a plausible setup. Consider:

BUT I MUST DISPROVE THE WITCHES
NO BATTLER YOU ARE THE WITCHES
AND THEN BATTLER WAS SHIROU

>> No.5117490
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5117490

"So Shirou, how did you like my magic battle? ''

>> No.5117497

>>5117354

Kinzo is an older Rance.

>> No.5118012

He'd go home

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