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5107067 No.5107067[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Guys, why don't you look into girlfriends again? Everyone deserves a second chance. She's in the Barnes&Noble Starbucks, reading and waiting for you.

>> No.5107079

I don't go to the Starbucks in the nearby Barnes and Noble anymore...

>> No.5107078

>again

wat

>> No.5107092

I've never been to Starbucks before.

>> No.5107096

are you talking about those mexican kids that block the aisle reading their Naruto

>> No.5107091
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5107091

Naw, I'm good.

>> No.5107100

Why do you give a shit about our personal lives?

And now there'll inevitably be a horde of people who will rush to defend themselves. Bah.

>> No.5107102

Have you ever seen the land whales that hang out at B&N?

>> No.5107104

Waiting for me to be let down when she brings up her boyfriend 20 minutes into the conversation

>> No.5107105

>>5107100
>And now there'll inevitably be a horde of people who will rush to defend themselves.

You must be new here, there'll just be a whole bunch of bored faggots posting just for the sake of posting in every thread, then it'll die.

>> No.5107106

Because it hurts when things fall apart.

Besides, coffee is terrible. If she drinks it voluntarily for non-wakefulness reasons, she must have no taste!
Sorry, Alice, try again next time.

>> No.5107124

sorry, not interested in 3d shit

>> No.5107126

I don't like coffee.

>> No.5107151

>>5107124
Who the hell are you?

>> No.5107154

Looking at my best friend's girlfriend is easier because I love both of them too much to be a 3Dpig-stealing prick.

>> No.5107158

>>5107126
>>5107106
They have tea and various other beverages you know. And amazing lemon pound cake.

>> No.5107163

>>5107106
>Besides, coffee is terrible
You're terrible Jones.

...I do need to cut back on my caffeine intake though.

>> No.5107167

>>5107067
B-But I can't start a conversation!
I'd be there all like
"hello, what's that you're reading?"
"Oh, The Bachelor Girl.. never heard of it."
"What's it about?"
and she'd be all like
"it's about this girl whose boyfriend cheats on and she decides to become a lesbian"

That'd be awkward...

>> No.5107180

>>5107158

But I'm Otaku. I need to be a hipster to enter a Starbucks.

>> No.5107184

>>5107167
Rockheaded persistence helps, then. Even if you stutter like a fucking idiot, try to use other forms of expression.

>> No.5107188

>>5107180
I go in there all the time and get hit on

>> No.5107190

First off, Starbucks coffee sucks. Wawa is where it's at.

Second, it's 1 in the morning. She's not going to be there, and I'd have to break into the store even if she was there.

Third, why Barnes and Noble of all places?

>> No.5107194

>>5107188
You a girl aren't you?
We're talking about boys here.

>> No.5107198

There's no Starbucks here.

>> No.5107200

Hardcore teafag here. Is Starbucks tea actually any good? I imagine it'd be horrible, much like all the other tea you buy in stores.

>> No.5107207

ZUN!bar just ignores my posts. I'm thinking of giving up.

>> No.5107223

>>5107207
He can go choke on a dick.
>>5107200
Nothing in starbuck is good or even passable.

>> No.5107214

All the women around here are either trashy as fuck or black.

So yeah. Not happening.

>> No.5107217

No, you're wrong, Anonymous.

We are not in the B&N Starbucks. Sure, there are females there, yes, but not the kind Anon is looking for. We are at home on our computers, because we don't like crowds and we see no reason to needlessly be around large numbers of other people.

>> No.5107227

>>5107194
No I am a boy. I don't know why either but they like guys like us

>> No.5107228

>>5107217
Wanna go out with me?! I'll take you to the Sizzler!

>> No.5107240

>>5107217
>>5107228
Jesus fuck here we go. Please nuke the thread OP

>> No.5107245

>>5107227
>I don't know why either but they like guys like us
When you say "they" you mean gay guys, dont you.
Fuck that shit. I'm gonna stay home and fap to Ran giving paizuri to futa chen while she's sucking on yukari's nipples.

>> No.5107249

>>5107245
No, women. People with vaginas.

>> No.5107254

>>5107228

Get back to /b/ please. It's clear that you cannot even read the posts that you quote, so you don't belong here.

>> No.5107256

>>5107207
Which posts?

I have only missed them; I would never ignore you.

>> No.5107260

How do you think it makes the girls feel when their flirting and slutty behaviors fall on deaf ears and blind eyes?

>> No.5107277

>>5107274
Men are VIPPERs.

>> No.5107274
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5107274

Women are vicious vipers that will tear out your wallet and your soul if it would benefit them. Men have honor.

>> No.5107272

>>5107245
I like what this guy is selling

>> No.5107271

>>5107256
The ones where I hit on you.

>> No.5107270

>>5107256
I bet this is the guy who sent you those gay love emails (Sion).

>> No.5107285

>>5107260

>Implying that you choose to act like a retard whenever a girl flirts with you.

>> No.5107287
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5107287

Because I would be a burden to her and she would probably grow to hate me.


Pic related,its what she would say five minutes after I showed her my "true self".

>> No.5107288

>>5107277
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>> No.5107290

>>5107260
mad

>> No.5107292

>Men have honor
Only in Japan.

>> No.5107299
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5107299

I get my jollies from solitary pursuits.

>> No.5107301

>>5107260
Slutty and whorish?
Sanae-ish?
IDK I don't have a vagina.
inb4 someone tells me or makes pun upon my previous post.

>> No.5107312

>>5107270
Who knows. I don't even like checking my /jp/ e-mail because people still send homo e-mails. Though one Anon sent loli porn over and over for some reason.

>>5107271
I haven't seen any lately, but I don't know how to reply to those posts anyways.

>> No.5107316
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5107316

I have to keep as pure as I can. A girlfriend would be unnecessary weight on my mind I can ill afford when on my path.

>> No.5107327

>>5107292
I've got plenty of honor...

>> No.5107329

>>5107301
>>5107290
Good. I hope to spread this feeling to all the sluts in the area.

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5107332

>>5107274

I live by your words, Anon.
And this guy, too.

>> No.5107338

>>5107312
Just act cute and shy.

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