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http://gizmodo.com/5535769/twitter-user-brings-toilet-paper-to-desperate-japanese-man

>> No.5102420
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5102420

Fascinating.

>> No.5102435

/jp/ would help if someone was in the same situation?.

>> No.5102441

>>5102435

No for multiple reasons.

>> No.5102447

>>5102435
If I was very nearby, why not?

If not, well, that sucks for you.

>> No.5102456

I would, but I don't use twitter so yeah... most of the people in my country don't use it only facebook and since i don't use that too, tough luck.

>> No.5102503

>>5102441
Afraid of potential non-consenting jackhammering or something else?

>> No.5102530

>>5102503

No, just don't wanna get arrested for playing pretend and sword fighting in a public bathroom.

>> No.5102545

>>5102435
Of course.

>> No.5102604
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I always keep these in my pocket whenever I leave my bunker.

>> No.5102630

>>5102604

What the hell do clams have to do with anything?

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>>5102630
>He doesn't know how to use 3-shell!

>> No.5102669

Please teach me, sensei!

>> No.5102677

I was trapped in a public bathroom in the middle of nowhere before. All there was to use was extra rough double sided sand paper or a picture I had with me of my waifu...

I still bleed down there sometimes.

>> No.5102704

>>5102677
best prank ever. now were to find a roll of double sided sand paper

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>>5102655
>>5102604

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>>5102677
>Implying you need to wipe after using the restroom

>> No.5102725

>>5102704
When I do this I just glue the sand paper together, then I head to a public bathroom and rip out all the toilet paper and stick a few pieces of sand paper on the box.

>> No.5102741

>>5102725
amusing but it will not do. fortunately ebay sells rolls of sand paper.

>> No.5102743

I don't poop because I haven't eaten in 70 years.

>> No.5102768

>>5102435
Yes I would. If it was close by or a place I know I'd help a guy out. What's a 20 minute drive and a roll of toilet paper going to cost me? Surely not more than the cost of a 20 minute drive and toilet paper.

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