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5094433 No.5094433 [Reply] [Original]

Would you marry her?

>> No.5094442

I guess it's the time, all the umineko fags are waking up.

>> No.5094500

No, I would NEVER EVER marry that bitch.

waaaahh, don't mind me, I just woke up a few minutes ago

>> No.5094522
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5094522

She would rape you every night.

>> No.5094552

Of course, I'd marry Battler.

>> No.5094564

>>5094522
Girls can't rape.

>> No.5094570

>>5094564

Yes they can, it's called cuckolding and it's legal.

>> No.5094580

>>5094564
Lead pipes, man.

>> No.5094614

.>>5094564
>cuckolding is when a married women has sex with one or more men with the husband's knowledge.
>http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_cuckolding

uh...huh... that's TOTALLY like rape...

>>5094580
That'd be considered sexual assault at court, not rape, but whatever

>> No.5094633

>>5094614
How is that like rape? That's just cheating.

>> No.5094637

>>5094564
If a woman was pointing at you with a gun and telling you to fuck her, wouldn't that be rape?

>> No.5094646

>>5094637
No because if you didn't do what she said you'd be gay.

>> No.5094659

>>5094646
What if she was REALLY REALLY ugly?

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>>5094433
WOULD I!?

>> No.5094661

>>5094614
>>5094633

It becomes rape when the woman gives birth to a bastard child and the husband has to pay for the kid that's not even his.

That's one of the few situations where I think it's perfectly fine to kill your family.

>> No.5094658

Of course I would. Erika is a good girl, R07 said so.

>> No.5094657

>>5094637
Yes it would.

>> No.5094679

It's not that women can't rape, it's more that they don't need to rape. Unless you're gay, obviously.

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5094681

I'd all over her swimsuit and stuff

>> No.5094688

>>5094661
That's not really rape. It's fucked up, but it's not rape.

>> No.5094689
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>> No.5094698

>>5094659
All 3d women are ugly. Doesn't change the fact that you'd be gay if you didn't chose sex over a gun to the head.

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>>5094679
>It's not that women can't rape, it's more that they don't need to rape. Unless you're gay, obviously.

Or, you know, they're not attractive.

Men are less discriminating than women for evolutionary reasons, but it's not like we stick our dicks in everything with a pulse.

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>> No.5094715

>>5094698
>Doesn't change the fact that you'd be gay if you didn't chose sex over a gun to the head.

You're moving the goalposts.

That's like saying that women can't be raped because 100% of them will rather have sex than you than be chainsawed in half.

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>> No.5094722

>>5094698
Okay, but let's say this woman was just horrifying and fat. And she has a gun, you may die.

How can you get a boner in such circumstances?

>> No.5094729

>>5094637
How would she be able to get on top of your dick while threatening you with a gun at the same time?

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>> No.5094744

>>5094722
Oh, and of course this goes beyond the point.

I'm sure the situation itself is already rape.

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>> No.5094760

>>5094729
Magic

>> No.5094779
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5094779

Why is she the best loli!?

>> No.5094785
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5094785

Yes i would marry her.
http://www.mediafire.com/?kjnnz4wdlun

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>>5094729
You say it like it'd be complicated.

>> No.5094798

"Women don't need to rape" would only be true if any woman was able to get sex with other, readily available methods. This is true for a lot of women, but you're unconsciously discounting the hambeasts with beards that do not arouse anyone's erections.

It's the same mental trap as when people are asked what their ideal partner is like and the first thing they say is "kind" or some shit like that, when in reality their minds just skipped the REAL first requirements: opposite gender and hot.

>> No.5094803
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5094803

I WOULD RAPE ERIKA

I WOULD RAPE HER UNTIL SHE BLED

AND THEN I'D CUT HER OPEN AND RAPE HER SOME MORE

I LOVE ERIKA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUCH

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>>5094433
Of course I would, she's a good girl.

>> No.5094815
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5094815

yes. She's the only non-milf female character that isn't shit.

Umineko is funny, all the older women are better than the younger women.

>> No.5094846

Listen kids, that's how you do it. Tie up that pig first. Then force an erection, by masturbation, for example. Most men that are not impotents tend to get it easily. Then tightly tie the base of his pen0r to avoid blood outflow and the stick losing its shape. There you have it. You can play as much as you want. Long runs may cause necrosis, not that you care about that dirty beast during the rape though.

>> No.5094864

>>5094815
Ange beats all.

>> No.5094974

>>5094433

She's not Bern, so no.

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>>5094864
I respect your opinion but disagree greatly. Ange's personality did not rub me the right way so I delegated her to characters that I'm not fond of, but don't particularly hate. Same with Jessica. Also Shanon was too saccharine for me though she had moments where I liked her. All in all Erika is the only non-milf non-demon character that Ive consistently liked from beginning to end. I even hear she becomes more awesome in EP6. Her devotion to Bern, psychotic tendencies, brutal honesty and insane (read: bat shit crazy) method to solving the mystery just made me love her more.

>> No.5095029

>Would you rape her?

God, no. Raping is for girls you're not sure about. Erika? Rape doesn't begin to describe it. I would ravage her. I would ruin her. There would be no part of her left that's not fucked when I'm done with her. I would find ways to fuck her fingernails, her eyelids and her appendix.

Wait, hold on, you said marry. Now I gotta rethink this, wait a sec

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5095033

I blatanly would marry her, i find her to be crazy hot for some reason.

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>> No.5095254 [DELETED] 

>>5094433

Fuck no.

>>5094658

Quote, please.

>> No.5095263

>>5094433

Fuck no.

>>5094658

Quote, please.

>>5095033

Battler should be smiling in that pic. Erika is a fucking bitch. Thank heaven she dies in EP6.

>> No.5095281

>>5095263
How did she die anyway?

>> No.5095312

>>5095263
>It felt as though you had detectives in mystery novels very firmly in mind when you created Erika.

Ryuukishi: That’s right. Her character shares many traits that were maliciously extracted from those held by great detectives. With sealing the doors and the like, she is unlike Battler in that she’s a hard worker, or maybe you could say she puts a lot of effort into her plans…… People vary on whether they like or dislike Erika. While Battler’s enemies before now have specialized in confusing him, Erika comes at him from the exact opposite direction, and I think this leads to a different kind of battle than the ones we’ve seen so far. I hope this becomes a new light to shine on the riddle-filled world of Umineko. It seems that some of our users have wondered “Did he use her as a representative of users who write malicious theories?”, but I leave such interpretations up to you. Umineko’s focus on battles every time is part of the world’s layout, so we must have a character who stands in clear opposition to Battler. So, if Erika had been a normal person, perhaps the battle and the tale wouldn’t have become so exciting. Though I think Erika herself is just bad at choosing her words and not really such a bad person.

>> No.5095344

>>5095312
> Though I think Erika herself is just bad at choosing her words and not really such a bad person.
And then she went and did all that stuff in Episode 6. Ryukishi, you troll.

>> No.5095361

I think personally we will see her back in EP7, she's such an important person in the answer arc. But instead of landing on the island in 1986 she will join her father 10 years later (Ange time) to solve the mystery.
Her father or adoptive father is Akasaka.

>> No.5095421

>>5095361
If only Bern or someone with as much power will make that she won't drown.

>> No.5095452

>>5094807
Oh, that got translated at some point? I only have it raw.

>> No.5095480

>>5095452
What's the title? "Milk Tea Party"?

>> No.5095535

>>5095480
Bleh, translated version doesn't seem to be on /rs/, and can't find it elsewhere.

>> No.5095617

>>5095535
Nobody has anything?

>> No.5095637
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>>5095452
I haven't finished translating it yet.

>> No.5095679

>>5095637
...Oh. Okay then.

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>>5095637
Will you also translate this?
http://www.mediafire.com/?etzumdmkmdy

>> No.5095701

>>5095281

She was already dead.

According to people who've already read 6, she's a corpse that washed up on the island during the storm.

>> No.5095712

Oh, and to answer the OP's question.

No. I would have delicious hatesex with her (which wouldn't really be anything other than vicious violent rape), but my heart belongs to Bern.

>> No.5095749

>>5095701
No, that's just a theory for now.

>> No.5095751
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>>5095701
That's just a theory. She could have swam there and died with rest in an "accident".

>> No.5095779

>>5094807
Can you give RAW, please?

>> No.5095785
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>>5095681
Oh I like this one, I will translate it later.

>>5095779
http://rapidshare.com/files/344100763/_c77___actively_dawn__milk_tea_party__umineko_.rar

>> No.5095792

>>5094433
Why is Battler crying in OP's pic?

>> No.5095797

>>5095792
Because he's gay.

>> No.5095805

>>5095792
Being forced to wear a wedding ring embedded with spikes hurts a lot.

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>>5095805
What a pussy.
Man the fuck up Battler.

>> No.5095903

>>5095818

From the icon... it appears he has a mustache.

I was disappointed after clicking for the full version.

>> No.5095912

>>5095818
GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR POCKET BATTLER WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO

>> No.5095928

>>5095903
No, no he doesn't. He looks like a puppet tho.

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>>5095912
fap?

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>>5095929
Ten points to Gryffindor.

>> No.5095953

>>5095912
SMALLBOMBS

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>>5095942
I'd try to fap too if I had to deal with a witch with BEEG TEETEES.

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>>5095957
Yeah, most people would, but Battler could probably get Beato to take care of that for him.

He's a fucking pansy, though.

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>>5095977
Beato is too tsundora for that.

>> No.5096014
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>>5096003
Kinzo taught her

>> No.5096080

>>5096003
>tsundora
What the fuck is this shit?

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5096133

Fuck off, Beato. This is Erika thread.

>> No.5096184

>>5096080
tundra

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>>5095785

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