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Anonymous Mon May 10 05:10:05 2010 No.5091125 [Reply] [Original]

Does this really happen in japan?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:11:05 2010 No.5091135 All the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:12:05 2010 No.5091139 Do threads really get reported on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:12:05 2010 No.5091143 It happens all the time. Piss off a waiter and enjoy a nice sloppy spit in your soup.

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Mon May 10 05:13:05 2010 No.5091145 What's so odd about using tomato sauce in cooking?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:17:05 2010 No.5091166 I'd her blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:22:05 2010 No.5091194 Only with god tier yandere waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:25:05 2010 No.5091216 I want blood flavored chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:35:05 2010 No.5091255 >>5091216 It's not that hard to make yourself, ya know.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:36:05 2010 No.5091258 >>5091255 It won't taste as good if your waifu did not make it.

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Mon May 10 05:38:05 2010 No.5091274 A real yandere would use her vaginal fluids to make you a cake of love. <3

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:38:40 2010 No.5091267 >>5091124 o Ｌ d ｉＡｌＲｅａｄＹ r e A D T H i s ｏ N Ｈ T ｔＰ : / / 8 8 . 8 0 . 2 1 . 1 2 / l Ｉ K E 5 ＷＥＥ k s ａ G O

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:49:05 2010 No.5091311 >>5091274 in before tewi's frosted butts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:51:05 2010 No.5091319 >>5091258 At least you won't get her AIDS.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 05:59:05 2010 No.5091339 >>5091125 And this is why you musn't eat your girlfriend's food. Unless she was a virgin, and since it's not possible...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:27:05 2010 No.5091398 File: 31 KB, 334x408, 1273371806687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091274 >>5091311

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:28:05 2010 No.5091399 >>5091398 Don't mind if I do. NOM NOM NOM

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:28:05 2010 No.5091400 >>5091319 2D waifus do not have HIV infection.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:29:05 2010 No.5091401 >>5091400 Nor can they make you blood-filled chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:30:05 2010 No.5091405 >>5091401 Just use the power of Imagination.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:32:05 2010 No.5091409 Now the cake's just gonna taste like blood if she uses that much!

Anonymous Mon May 10 06:32:05 2010 No.5091408

>>5091125
>This chocolate is really good !
>I'm glad you like, I've put all myself into making this.
>Ahaha did you mix part of the package as well, there's some kind of metallic flavor...
>It's my blood as proof of my love !
>No seriously, I love you and all but I don't want to get some metal poison-
>ARE YOU TELLING ME MY BLOOD IS NOT GOOD
>IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE THIS LIFE IS WORTHLESS
>LET'S DIE TOGETHER AAAAAHHH
Bad End

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:33:05 2010 No.5091413 >>5091409 Not if she puts in enough LOVE.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:34:05 2010 No.5091415 >>5091408 I like the taste of blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:39:05 2010 No.5091434 >>5091415 You could put a cent in your mouth and suck it. You could also suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:41:05 2010 No.5091439 >>5091434 The taste of blood isn't that metallic. And it's pretty good, actually. Too bad I can only drink mine, since I don't want to get diseases.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:43:05 2010 No.5091443 >>5091439 >The taste of blood isn't that metallic >I can only drink mine Visit a medic, you have diabetes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:45:05 2010 No.5091448 Blood is delicious. The only bad thing about it is that you become a little nauseous if you drink too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:45:05 2010 No.5091447 >>5091408 If any girl told me she mixed her blood into a cake I would probably hit her really hard, or just stay silent and keep eating the cake, if fear she actuly is batshit insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:46:05 2010 No.5091450 >>5091443 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:46:05 2010 No.5091452 >>5091448 It's called iron poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:47:05 2010 No.5091457 >>5091448 If you drink too much you'll puke it out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:48:05 2010 No.5091459 >>5091447 I would tell her she's forgetting one important ingredient and drip my own blood on the cake. Then we'd eat it together.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:48:05 2010 No.5091460 >>5091452 Yes, I know. Is there a safe way to replicate the taste of blood?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:48:05 2010 No.5091461 >>5091457 Someone has read Fight Club.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:49:05 2010 No.5091464 >>5091460 Put the blood in a centrifuge to separate the iron from the blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:49:05 2010 No.5091466 Ever wake up with the taste of blood in your mouth? Blood all over your face and pillow? I can't stand the taste anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:49:05 2010 No.5091465 File: 81 KB, 332x461, richter.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are all disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:50:05 2010 No.5091468 >>5091466 What are you, 10 ? Brush your fucking teeth.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:50:05 2010 No.5091470 >>5091466 I had this pretty often in the army, because the houses were all mildew ridden.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:50:05 2010 No.5091469 >>5091466 What are you, a sleepwalking vampire?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:52:05 2010 No.5091473 File: 22 KB, 433x450, 1271874117595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091466

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:53:05 2010 No.5091474 >>5091468 By the by, were you there for that teeth-brushing thread last week? Apparently a large segment of /jp/ hardly ever brushes their teeth yet claims to have no major dental problems whatsoever

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:53:05 2010 No.5091475 >>5091464 Don't the iron add anything to the taste?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:55:05 2010 No.5091477 >>5091475 Removes the coppery taste. Centrifuged blood is mostly plasma.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:55:05 2010 No.5091478 File: 118 KB, 471x600, 1268406177865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091465 Even humans like blood Belmont ! You see ?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:55:08 2010 No.5091480 >>5091121 Ｗ O Ｗ U G U ＹＳ u r Ｇ O n N A G Ｅｔ s ｏ m ａ n y s P A m m e ｓｓ A g ｅＳＦｏＲ s T E A l Ｉ N g A ＴｓｄＯ M a Ｉ n ｌ u L ｌｌ L l L ＬＬｚＨ T ｔ p : / / 8 8 . 8 0 . 2 1 . 1 2 /

Anonymous Mon May 10 06:56:05 2010 No.5091483

We need a proper Yandere game. Not one of these..."she kills other women because they're friends with you ones", but completely psychotic and overacts to the slightest thing.

You miss a date because of day-light savings - she firebombs every farm in the county.

You choose to watch an action movie with her instead of a romantic comedy - she flies to California and dismembers the director, hanging his body parts over the Hollywood sign.

Your favorite team loses the cup final - guess who drives the winner's coach over a cliff edge on the way back to their hotel?

Anonymous Mon May 10 06:56:05 2010 No.5091484

as of most of sick fucks replying to this thread, well, i really like the taste of blood. like once, i was trimming the cap off a bottle of root beer and inflicted a deep cut on my fingers. i drained the blood via a clean towel and i couldnt resist sucking on the stain on it afterward. also, i'd have some allergic reaction on dairy products which irritates my skin to the point i'd scratch till i bleed. in that case, i leave the wound open and let the blood clot there and wait for them to dry, and in a couple of minutes, i'd peel them off to eat. like bread crumbs. whenever my nose bleeds, i'd deliberately let them flow onto my lips and into my mouth.

is this normal?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:59:05 2010 No.5091488 File: 16 KB, 408x306, simon01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091478 Well, there's no accounting for taste. Do you still have any more of that delicious wallmeat?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:59:05 2010 No.5091489 >>5091484 It is normal, if you're a dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 06:59:05 2010 No.5091490 >>5091483 As much as I like this, your yandere is just asking for trouble with that sort of large-scale destruction. Unless she's some sort of magical girlfriend she's gonna be dead or in prison in no time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:00:05 2010 No.5091492 File: 59 KB, 801x596, kaya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ - Oni/General

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:01:05 2010 No.5091493 >>5091484 It is for me at least. Wherever I bleed, I drink it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:02:05 2010 No.5091495 >>5091483 ...sigh, that is my ideal woman, oh when will we meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:03:12 2010 No.5091498 File: 77 KB, 576x768, fabulous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091478 ... WAIT WHY ARE STILL ALIVE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:04:05 2010 No.5091500 File: 77 KB, 576x768, fabulous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091478 ... WAIT WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:08:05 2010 No.5091504 >>5091493 i get you, the world is running low on blood bank. why waste it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:09:05 2010 No.5091506 File: 66 KB, 426x600, castlevania_judgment_conceptart_KLMlA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091500 Yeah, that's be my fault. BLAH BLAH chrono rift BLAH BLAH time reaper BLAH BLAH chosen one

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:13:05 2010 No.5091516 Oh. how I wish to be a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:14:05 2010 No.5091521 >>5091516 You are already one, only you don't leech on blood but your parents.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:15:05 2010 No.5091526 >>5091521 Why are you so mean? That really hurt my feelings. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:26:05 2010 No.5091557 File: 29 KB, 300x400, 300px-Dracula1_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is a man?!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:32:05 2010 No.5091591 File: 4 KB, 100x100, 1263165571638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091557 Life and desire!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:32:05 2010 No.5091592 >>5091557 DIE MONSTER YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:34:05 2010 No.5091608 File: 81 KB, 444x600, castlevania_judgment_conceptart_3nsIa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091592 Get off my porch Belmont!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:38:05 2010 No.5091624 >>5091608 YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon May 10 07:40:05 2010 No.5091634 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRZpGKPLCk0 Dat Castlevania light gun arcade game OST.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 10 07:41:05 2010 No.5091640 File: 6 KB, 150x150, SotN_Death.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091608 Don't worry master! I'll call 911 right now!

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