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5075963 No.5075963 [Reply] [Original]

A-Anonymous... it's b-been a while.

>> No.5075976

Shut up Alice. Go back to your sad, unlit room.

>> No.5075972

I LOVE YOU ALICE-CHAN!!!!! *KISS* *HUG* *SQUEEZE*

>> No.5075982

No way.
Sup Alice

>> No.5075980
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>>5075963

Not at all. We are all connected. Where you end, I begin.

>> No.5076004

The frig's with this shit again?!

>> No.5075997
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>>5075972
A-A-Anonymous, it's been so long since the last time I heard that.

I-I'll l-love you forever, Anonymous.

>> No.5076009

Can I come live with you in Canada please...

;_;

>> No.5076017

>>5075997
You look good. Taking care of yourself?

>> No.5076025
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>>5076009
B-but we're already together, Anonymous...!

>>5076017
Y-yes...

>> No.5076031

>>5076025
When are you going to have my baby?

>> No.5076038

I remember seeing threads like this on /b/ a few years ago.

>> No.5076041

>>5076025
Attagirl. It's been so long, I've been so worried.
I was worried you hated me

>> No.5076042

*punches wall*

>> No.5076047

What, did you get tired of /b/ or something?

>> No.5076052

>>5076038
Threads like these were how I first learned of touhou

>> No.5076056

>>5076047
You can't even make a thread on /b/ anymore without instant 404. Unless it's camwhore shit.

>> No.5076071

>>5076052
Same, so I can never hate her.

>> No.5076073

>>5076047
Who hasn't gotten tired of /b/?

>> No.5076075
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>>5076041
I w-would never hate you!

>>5076047
H-haven't been there for a long time...

>> No.5076083

>>5076075
I know that now. I love you to, I just feeling a little lonely.
I had gotten you a gift, but you never showed up for me to give it you.

That kind of stuff hurts, you know?

>> No.5076086
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5076086

reverse tsundere alice?

>> No.5076087
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5076087

Anonymous ma bredda long time no see!

>> No.5076112

*strokes beard is 300 pounds*

>> No.5076119
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>>5076083
I'm s-sorry, Anonymous...

*enormous round tears*

I w-won't be here for much longer, but know that I will always love you.

>> No.5076138

>>5076112
Story of my life.

>> No.5076155

>>5076119
Don't leave me! I need you!

>> No.5076150

>>5076087
Bob RP > Alice RP

>> No.5076162

>>5075963
How's it going Alice?

>> No.5076171

>>5076025
dem eyes

>> No.5076177
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>> No.5076207

I'm in favor of Bob Marley RP.

...Just this once.

>> No.5076231

>>5076119
Oh...that's okay.
I suppose I'm used to your kind, gentle words and soft, warm, nice-smelling flesh giving me new reason to live, and then disappearing without so much as a call, leaving me in a state to agonize over you while the cold bitterness of loneliness slowly twists all my fond memories of you into mean-spirited lies meant to allow me to feel wonderful love for one second, and then brutally and unsuspectingly rip it away

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

>> No.5076238

>>5076231
It's OK, Anon. We're all here for you.

>> No.5076252

>>5076238
>here for you until you find someone and then we will rip you to shreds out of jealousy and kick you out and then wonder some more about why we can't find real love.

>> No.5076256

>>5076071
>>5076052
same here.
Long time Alice, how are you?

>> No.5076266

>>5076252
>>5076238
I love you guys.
Never change

>> No.5076296
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5076296

Kiss me!

>> No.5076310

>>5076296
Fuck off China. How dare you try to take advantage of my heartache.
Slut

>> No.5076313
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5076313

I fucked your waifu.

>> No.5076315
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>>5076296

No thanks.

>> No.5076318

>>5076296
Okay.

>> No.5076328
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>>5076310
She's not a slut. She's a proud soldier of the Chinese red army. She doesn't have enough time to be promiscuous.

>> No.5076332

Why does Alice tease us like this? Her presence makes us so happy and she knows it... So why does she leave so quickly?! WHY?!

>> No.5076349

>>5076332
because she's a troll and feeds off of your tears

>> No.5076369

>>5076332
I dunno it's just a drawing, I don't think any of that really happens.

>> No.5076467

Bump for loneliness.

>> No.5076470

>>5076369
YOU'RE just a drawing

>> No.5076477

>>5076467
people like you make me so mad.
Alice is not a hurr durr ronery tsundere faggot.

>> No.5076484

>>5076470
We're all just God's drawings, friend. :*)

>> No.5076483
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>>5076477

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5076496

I-I a-am s-s-so o-out o-of c-character!

>> No.5076536

>>5076313
>your
Its "you're", grammer fail.

>> No.5076684

>>5076483
you're lucky I didn't flip out

>> No.5076697

Why. Alice is a canon bitch. There's not a bit of niceness in her.

>> No.5076703

------------------------------------------------------------------------

>> No.5076709

>>5076313
"Dear Twitter... I fucked Alice"

>> No.5076710

>>5076477

Does anyone have that picture of Canon Alice vs Fanon Alice? I don't think I have it saved

>> No.5076715

>>5076710
And here we go....

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>>5076710

>> No.5076756
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>>5076710

>> No.5076765
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>>5076724

Thanks!

>> No.5076767

>>5076756
saved

>> No.5076772

>>5076724
The ones on the right aren't even the way she's usually depicted in fanon, just a few off examples.

>> No.5076777

>>5076767
Suigintou > suigining virgin nerd

>> No.5076783
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>>5076724
This is also Alice.

>> No.5076786

>>5076777
sure

>> No.5076788
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>>5076756

>> No.5076799

>>5076783
So alice is a canon sweet heart too she loves those dolls.

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>>5076767
Look who it is. So when are you coming over to get your ass kicked back to a-town, retard? I had sex with my warrior princess bitches here already 9000 times during the wait. Fucking scared ass bitch ass trick ass retard.

>> No.5076810
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>>5076772

What are you talking about? She almost invariably gives that deredere uguu vibe, where she's just hungry for Marisa's taco. When she isn't portrayed like that, she's instead SO RONERY

I mean, feel free to provide evidence to the contrary since that'll mean me getting to see a side of Alice that I prefer (badass cocky bitch), but out of all the art I have of her, only a few give off that "I will kick your ass with the smuggest grin I can muster" personality that is so evident in the games

>> No.5076843

>>5076799
>implying feel sorry for something means that you love it

>> No.5076859

>>5076843
Feeling sorry make you want to help them not love them.

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>>5076788
>>5076756

Your Alices are all sluts

>> No.5076872
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5076872

Your Alices are all sluts...

>> No.5076897
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>>5076810
>where she's just hungry for Marisa's taco
but Alice doesn't want Marisa's tacos, Marisa is just a kid

>> No.5076908
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>> No.5076911

>>5076897
But alice is close to the same age

>> No.5076937

>>5076911
Alice may look 20 but she's really about 50-150 years old

>> No.5076940

>>5075963
Hey Alice, you see, I actually swore to the best and quite possibly the only actual friend you have(everyone else are just mindless dolls following you), that I won't ever be mean to you again. Which pretty much means that talking now is a bad idea, since it means that I can't say certain things otherwise I'd be breaking my promise to Marisa.

You see, from the stuff between the two of us I really did learn something. I started telling anyone who wants to associate with me that I may be a bit cruel at times and won't always be telling them what they want to hear.

So, If you just came to tell me that you already got over it, that's still not enough. If you want to be friends with me you'll always get more stuff you'd have to get over. Or you might as well just change. I Just wanted to say this so that I won't have to apologize for my opinion ever again.

>> No.5076944

>>5076908
I love this doujin

>> No.5076980

>>5076911

Marisa's supposed to be 17. I doubt Alice is that young considering she's not human.

Oh, and Alice is apparently a drug addict.

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5076984

ITT: /jp/ confess it's love to Alice.

Go on. Look at her and tell her how much you love her.

>Then get eaten

>> No.5076985

>>5076980
It's not the Lewis Carroll's one.

>> No.5076992

>>5076984
fuck you, now she even DOES look like my hikki fujoshi ex from >>5076940

god fucking damnit

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>>5076940
oh thank god, i was getting tired of you

>> No.5077024

>>5076985

Close enough. She's constantly going to Eirin for some happy dream pill thing.

>> No.5077100

>>5076993
My pleasure, great catharsis.

>> No.5077206
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5077206

NO! Don't put a picture of yourself on 4chan! Now there gonna make hentai of you D=

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>>5077206
>hentai

It's called porn, you fucking weeaboo.

>> No.5077247

>>5077229
Only with 3dpd.

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5077338

Alice just has too bad of a reputation.

Pic related.

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